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Date: 05/27/09 06:07 PM

65 Responses to He`s The Computer Man [Video]

  1. Profile photo of cluckmoo
    cluckmoo Male 13-17
    830 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    Link: He`s The Computer Man - It`s because of completely embarrassing adverts like this that less than 10% of all computer users actually own a Mac.
  2. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    > less than 10% of all computer users actually own a Mac

    34% at last survey, but who`s counting?

  3. Profile photo of Leiaisluf
    Leiaisluf Female 13-17
    192 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 6:11 pm
    Well, it`s certainly catchy.
  4. Profile photo of blkstallion
    blkstallion Female 18-29
    38 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    "If it`s hardware you want, baby, I`m the best."
    Heh. Innuendo.
  5. Profile photo of Agentk120
    Agentk120 Male 18-29
    510 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    Does the computer man also have a second job as a milkman?
  6. Profile photo of bleedingwolf
    bleedingwolf Male 18-29
    61 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    hmm 14% according to apple watch, but 66% of $1000 plus machines.
  7. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    Parody of Scatman John!

    Pretty funny though. Oh, I remember when windows 95 was new.

    I`m so old! *runs away crying.*

  8. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    gawd, this makes me hate mac`s even more!!! PC all the way
  9. Profile photo of Fritolicious
    Fritolicious Male 18-29
    199 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    "34% at last survey, but who`s counting?"

    Whoever did that study. It`s not 34%.

  10. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    ummm was this serious? did this actually air?
  11. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    I want the sailor milkman hairy guy to sell me a computer. Please.
  12. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    wow, wonder how much sales went up by?
  13. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 6:33 pm
    Eh, Microsoft made some pretty weird adverts too:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swFlU-FKg...
  14. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    HOW DARE YOU INSULT MACS!
  15. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    BEE BABABADA BO BABABADA BO BEE BABABADA BO BABABADA BO BEE BABABADA BO BABABADA BO BEE BABABADA BO BABABABDA BO!
  16. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    Macs? Ha.
  17. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 7:33 pm
    i hate macs. i see them as the Fisher Price of PC`s. but cause of this guy id so buy one :P
  18. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    It`s from 98...yet it looks so damn old!
  19. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    Oh dear god.

    Scat man.... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

  20. Profile photo of maxxb117
    maxxb117 Male 18-29
    387 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 7:55 pm
    That`s not Scatman D:
  21. Profile photo of FlamedNight
    FlamedNight Male 18-29
    395 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    Why is everyone hating on macs? I find them much easier to use. On windows you cant drag and drop pictures on to your desktop. And it takes forever to hook up your printer.
  22. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    no no no NO. Its not because of this guy. Less than 10% of people own macs cos` they suck.
  23. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    flamednight, an automatic transmission is easier to use too but its no where close to being better than a manual.
  24. Profile photo of tweekthief
    tweekthief Male 18-29
    26 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 9:04 pm
    I dont find pc`s hard to use, and wtf are you talking about you cant drag and drop pictures to your desktop? You know mac users talk about how easy it is to use, well maybe us pc users are not complete retards. If you find a pc difficult to use, then kill yourself. Now. Do it.
  25. Profile photo of langdonhill
    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 9:22 pm
    *ahem*

    Excuse me again, Internets. I would like to point out that it should in fact be "fewer than 10%". That being said, there is also this:

    Second time today. Sheesh. WHEN WILL THE INTERNET LEARN? WHEEEENNNN???

  26. Profile photo of Guy6870
    Guy6870 Male 13-17
    142 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 9:31 pm
    plug and pray... its the 90`s all over again!!!

    Thank goodness vista has finally got the plug and play down... wait....

  27. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 9:45 pm
    PC or Mac? If it does what you bought it for, it`s all good.
  28. Profile photo of DaSheezy
    DaSheezy Male 13-17
    151 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 9:53 pm
    WTF... would`ve been over 9000 times better if it was charles manson.
  29. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 10:00 pm
    oh god, if this play`s at all at my work, I`m climbing a tower...
  30. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 10:01 pm
    @skullgrin "...an automatic transmission is easier to use too but its no where close to being better than a manual."

    It depends on what kind of car you have and how you want to drive it. If you have a small engine that gets all its torque at 4000-5000 RPMs, you need a manual to keep the RPM`s up. However, if you have a big V-8 that gets its max torque at 2000-2200 RPMs, you don`t need to beat it with a stick; you have power any time you want it -- just put your foot down and light `em up. I used to drive SCCA autocross F-Stock (Mustangs, Camaros, etc.) and I beat guys with manuals all the time.

    Also, and automatic is MUCH better on ice or snow because you can apply power more precisely and not spin your wheels.

  31. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 10:17 pm
    this is awesome!!!
  32. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 10:17 pm
    Oh, Mac what a fu*king loser you are.

    I`m a sarcastic college woman and I`m a PC.

  33. Profile photo of ajd121
    ajd121 Male 18-29
    625 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    What I don`t get is that if this is and advertisement for Mac, and the song the are playing is Scat Man, Then wouldn`t "I`m a Mac Man" work a lot better?
  34. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 10:55 pm
    Lmao is that Steve Wozniak? :-O
  35. Profile photo of TwoDog
    TwoDog Male 50-59
    56 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 11:13 pm
    That was really really lame
  36. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 11:51 pm
    Aw, don`t ruin Scatman! :-O
  37. Profile photo of mac_n_cheese
    mac_n_cheese Male 13-17
    148 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 12:22 am
    why is everyone hating on me??
  38. Profile photo of appjoe
    appjoe Male 30-39
    56 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 12:31 am
    all mac haters heard of ipods? 8-)
  39. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 1:01 am
    all mac haters heard of ipods?

    They`re pretty popular, but I got a video zen for $50 and it`s better than all of my friends` pooty iPods.

  40. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 1:51 am
    After dark, holy crap that brings back some memories! Must be `94 to `96.
  41. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 1:52 am
    More games, humph, my backside.
  42. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 2:26 am
    thetas...you may have spent $50 but you aren`t cool.

    sucks to be you. :-(

  43. Profile photo of steve17
    steve17 Male 13-17
    155 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 2:27 am
    i love scatman
  44. Profile photo of Vhreio
    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 3:52 am
    I thought it was King Leonidas that walked in first, lol.

    IDE? THIS IS SATAAAAAAAA

  45. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 4:18 am
    lol, 80s style music + dancing computerman + too many drugs = This
  46. Profile photo of sumguyin267
    sumguyin267 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 5:08 am
    O lawd spammers. and both guys to the same site
  47. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 5:28 am
    flamednight, an automatic transmission is easier to use too but its no where close to being better than a manual.
  48. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 6:16 am
    That was amazingly embarrasing. Oh man, even then this can`t`ve been good. (Hey, new abbreviation!)
  49. Profile photo of skullcandy
    skullcandy Female 18-29
    241 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 8:10 am
    i still have to buy a mac for my graphic design class. I`m going to hate it.
  50. Profile photo of Lx2
    Lx2 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 8:13 am
    I`m confident that if they re-shot this today and put it on TV, Mac sales would sky rocket even more.
  51. Profile photo of Ailyn_Vel
    Ailyn_Vel Female 18-29
    116 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 8:40 am
    I wish I had moves like that :(
    Hilarious, even though I don`t like Macs.
  52. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 10:39 am
    Who says Macs can`t get viruses? It seems like his ports have been raided by teh Gay virus!
  53. Profile photo of hilaious_h
    hilaious_h Female 18-29
    8 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 11:52 am
    I have a video to upload but i dont want it on a link. How do i just upload the video like this one?
  54. Profile photo of Leiaisluf
    Leiaisluf Female 13-17
    192 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    "On windows you cant drag and drop pictures on to your desktop."

    I don`t know what version of Windows you`re using, but I can.

  55. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 12:31 pm
    I actually enjoyed this. :D The dude looks like a pedo though...
  56. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    hmmm thats funny but what is the point of seeing it now. It has no relevance whatsoever
  57. Profile photo of tp1212
    tp1212 Male 13-17
    299 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    windows = most users = most viruses.
    simple math.
  58. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    catchy
  59. Profile photo of Chrisdude92
    Chrisdude92 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    the song he was singing was a spoof of the song "Scat Man". look it up. its a cool song.
  60. Profile photo of rasputin3x
    rasputin3x Male 18-29
    80 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 2:12 am
    dratin mac
  61. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 4:48 am
    "windows = most users = most viruses."

    I dont use any anti-virus software what so ever. i prefer to keep my pc fast. havnt had any viruses yet i download programs all the time. I had a virus about 3 years ago when a friend used my pc once. some people just dont have much common sence to not get viruses.

  62. Profile photo of low325
    low325 Male 40-49
    199 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    I masturbated to this, yo!
  63. Profile photo of screaminbean
    screaminbean Male 13-17
    363 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 11:49 am
    DAMN.

    He just took the innocence of the song Scat Man.

    That is a really good song. You should look it up. I dare you.

  64. Profile photo of FrameRaid
    FrameRaid Male 30-39
    102 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    Adobe Photoshop 1.0 box FTW!

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