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Date: 05/18/09 03:07 PM

61 Responses to Guy Attempts To Jump Off Moving Ramp

  1. Profile photo of funkymonkeys
    funkymonkeys Male 30-39
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    May 18, 2009 at 3:11 pm
    Link: Guy Attempts To Jump Off Moving Ramp - A great idea, too bad no one explained the basics of physics to everyone involved.
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    i think the van sould stop atfer he jump but...no
  3. Profile photo of pighumper
    pighumper Male 30-39
    338 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    sweet.
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    Eldricht Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    WHEEEEEEEE-Fail
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    TopperHey Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    lol naa we don`t need physics for this.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    STR 7
    AGI 8
    VIT 6
    INT 0
    MND 0
    LCK -3

    DO YOU SEE THE PROBLEM YET?

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    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    lmfao

    Another fail whale!

    Can people please, please, please start using their brains? Nah, nevermind - the world wouldn`t be as funny.

    Keep on failing, morons! *Cue evil laughter*

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    kmalc Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    are you guys dumb? thats travis pastrana, he is an x games dirt bike gold medalist and has a tv show called nitro circus where him and his friends do stupid stunts like that, so yeah hes not some idiot, he just got a large sum of money to do that.
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    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    lol nice
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    Skabashas Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    That guy actually ended up killing himself a couple of years later because he was confined to a wheelchair and could not longer bike.
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    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    Frankly, kmalc, we don`t care. To us, it`s a guy trying to do something stupid and failing. Bad.
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    kmalc Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    he didnt kill himself did he:O? and haha yeah, it is a pretty big fail
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    vegascartman Male 30-39
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    May 18, 2009 at 5:07 pm
    So kmalc...what`s his d**k taste like?
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    vv Zing! And don`t worry - dick is one of the few words not filtered by our retarded filter.

    Unless you say "suck my d*ck", in which case the filter is actualy mildly amusing (feel free to try it)

  15. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    I am a pretty little girl

    Had to try it... the mod told me to o.o

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    kmalc Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    awww i remember when i thought i was funny=) p.s, hes not dead
  17. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2009 at 5:20 pm
    Lol... wow that`s a weird way for the word filter to work. I wanna try some more mean person drat piss bitch whore slut poo

    Yeah.. and to the guy in the video.. did he really see that ending well?

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    Crabes Male 30-39
    1285 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    one thing he must`ve said after is failing ramp is : I am a pretty little girl
  19. Profile photo of BlueJack
    BlueJack Female 18-29
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    May 18, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    that was looked kinda fun. at least until he hit the cement
  20. Profile photo of Freelop
    Freelop Male 18-29
    442 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    I am a pretty little girl

    awesome but is rooster (c**k) still filtered.

    Video was awesome, couple of broken bones though at least

  21. Profile photo of Freelop
    Freelop Male 18-29
    442 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    VVV cool, what other funny filters are there?
  22. Profile photo of papasmurfe
    papasmurfe Male 18-29
    323 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    I am a pretty little girl
  23. Profile photo of Tdogg111
    Tdogg111 Male 13-17
    473 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    I am a pretty little girl
  24. Profile photo of confuzedkid
    confuzedkid Male 13-17
    161 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 7:22 pm
    I am a pretty little girl
    mean person
    filterfun!
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    iPirate Male 13-17
    419 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 7:31 pm
    he drated up his legs so bad he ended up killing himself.

    no joke.

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    oxyl Male 30-39
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    May 18, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    i r baboon
  27. Profile photo of LordNick
    LordNick Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    Yay gene pool
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
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    May 18, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    Ahh the infamous fall that inspired Colin Winkelmann to commit suicide. I suppose this qualifies for a Darwin Award, though the actual incident didn`t kill him.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    May 18, 2009 at 7:49 pm
    Too bad he didn`t land on his head or it would have been a Darwin Award.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    Yes c**k is still filtered, because Fancy has Roomindafrontadaplaneaphobia.

    And confuzedkid, having fun with the filter is ok as long as you delete offensive comments afterward, the bunch-of-sticks word gets you a temp ban normally, but I`m in a good mood because DavyMid is away for a week, so just have a warning instead.

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    bunny_knight Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    OMFG i didn`t see what happened until the reply, he landed on his legs, holy christ
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    IABbrandon Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2009 at 9:05 pm
    am i the only one who doesnt get what anyone is saying about a filter? i am totally lost. can someone please explain. and that looked like it really hurt O_o
  33. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
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    May 18, 2009 at 9:11 pm
    i realize the want to land on one`s legs is strong but ffs thats not that time to do it
  34. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 9:28 pm
    v = v1 + v2
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    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 9:56 pm
    what should he have landed on? his head? you ALWAYS want to land on your legs, no exceptions... a human being can survive around a 30ft drop if he lands feet first, otherwise its likely to cause death...
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    Nerd_Rage Male 18-29
    425 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 10:22 pm
    Relativity anyone? In that situation the van is moving towards him, at the same time he is moving towards the van.so he essentially hits the ramp at the two moving objects combined velocity thus much faster than he expected.

  37. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 10:37 pm
    > IABbrandon
    > Please explain

    Instead of keeping their comments clean and on-topic, they were playing a game of "see what IAB filters out" (eg if you type `co*k` without the asterisk and with the real letter in there, it is replaced automatically with `rooster`). This is of course an example of small things amusing small minds; nonetheless I let them have their fun until a naughty word was used that could be considered offensive by our slightly-happier-than-most-males members, then I deleted a few of the comments and left a few that were ok.

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 11:39 pm
    *facepalm*

    Stay in school, kids.

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    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 11:44 pm
    So he offed himself....

    More air for me to breathe.

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    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 11:56 pm
    turned his leg to bone-meal.

  41. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 12:06 am
    This was really really a bad bad idea.
  42. Profile photo of barrooo
    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 12:28 am
    That was going so well right up until he started pedalling.
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    11Volcom11 Male 18-29
    503 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 2:20 am
    whats amazing is that he gets paid to do that stupid crap... he in Nitro Circus, and still a pro bmx rider today..
  44. Profile photo of Jilana
    Jilana Female 13-17
    254 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 4:17 am
    Lionhart2 speaks in words Jilana does not understand.
    >bunch-of-sticks word
    >roomindafrontadaplaneaphobia
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    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 4:30 am
    how stupid can you get?
    If the ramp is moving, you are not going to land on the other side! (unless its going really slowly (But then there`s no point))
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 5:46 am
    The sad thing is no one saw the flaw of this idea in the large group of people. Like gee ya know how are you going to land.
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    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 6:08 am
    people in there infinite knowledge and potential can do some stupid ass poo sometimes
  48. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 6:44 am
    Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups... The come up with moronic ideas like that.
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    7o0ninjas Male 13-17
    55 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 7:55 am
    The ramp he hit was a perfect quarter pipe, meaning he intended to go straight up, and go down the other side. It makes sense.

    He should have gone almost backward with the first ramp, then fall nose-down to the other ramp.

    If the ramp was tilted (" / ") then it wouldn`t have made sense and I would have agreed that it was a stupid attempt.

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    partyyyy Male 18-29
    148 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 9:49 am
    what go`s up .....
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    littlepete50 Male 18-29
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    May 19, 2009 at 10:20 am
    owwwwwww
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    BoomBox Male 13-17
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    May 19, 2009 at 10:56 am
    That`s actually kinda smart. I`d never think of a stunt like that.
  53. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 11:29 am
    VV For your sake that`s probably a good thing.
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    Exquisitte Male 13-17
    128 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    I`m pretty aure I saw this on TV. I think what happened was he suffered major injurys and was not able to walk or do bike stunts anymore or something. So he killed himself.

    I think thats the right story. dont spam me if I`m mistaken.

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    DellSucks Male 18-29
    342 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    Well... he was half successful.
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    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    omg it looked like he shattered his knees!!! D:
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    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    im sorry but i have to try this: I am a pretty little girl
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    Souljah23 Male 18-29
    207 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 11:59 pm
    OMG!

    Did he died?

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    dairy Male 18-29
    382 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    lol, jeez that was pretty damn stupid. but from the slo motion take, he wouldnt have landed properly anyways, probably panicked when he saw that where there was supposed to be ramp....there was NO RAMP.
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    antman Male 18-29
    56 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    thing is with less speed and hieght he whould have made an impresive jump.. but no he tried to show off and gave us a darwin award fail

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