Guy Attempts To Jump Off Moving Ramp

Submitted by: funkymonkeys 8 years ago in Sports

A great idea, too bad no one explained the basics of physics to everyone involved.
There are 61 comments:
Male 56
thing is with less speed and hieght he whould have made an impresive jump.. but no he tried to show off and gave us a darwin award fail
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Male 382
lol, jeez that was pretty damn stupid. but from the slo motion take, he wouldnt have landed properly anyways, probably panicked when he saw that where there was supposed to be ramp....there was NO RAMP.
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Male 207
OMG!

Did he died?

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Male 1,164
im sorry but i have to try this: I am a pretty little girl
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Female 646
omg it looked like he shattered his knees!!! D:
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Male 342
Well... he was half successful.
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Male 128
I`m pretty aure I saw this on TV. I think what happened was he suffered major injurys and was not able to walk or do bike stunts anymore or something. So he killed himself.

I think thats the right story. dont spam me if I`m mistaken.

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Male 14,334
VV For your sake that`s probably a good thing.
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Male 1,232
That`s actually kinda smart. I`d never think of a stunt like that.
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Male 1,357
owwwwwww
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Male 148
what go`s up .....
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Male 55
The ramp he hit was a perfect quarter pipe, meaning he intended to go straight up, and go down the other side. It makes sense.

He should have gone almost backward with the first ramp, then fall nose-down to the other ramp.

If the ramp was tilted (" / ") then it wouldn`t have made sense and I would have agreed that it was a stupid attempt.

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Male 4,594
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups... The come up with moronic ideas like that.
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Male 1,129
people in there infinite knowledge and potential can do some stupid ass poo sometimes
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Male 14,334
The sad thing is no one saw the flaw of this idea in the large group of people. Like gee ya know how are you going to land.
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Male 845
how stupid can you get?
If the ramp is moving, you are not going to land on the other side! (unless its going really slowly (But then there`s no point))
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Female 254
Lionhart2 speaks in words Jilana does not understand.
>bunch-of-sticks word
>roomindafrontadaplaneaphobia
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Male 503
whats amazing is that he gets paid to do that stupid crap... he in Nitro Circus, and still a pro bmx rider today..
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Male 414
That was going so well right up until he started pedalling.
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Male 17,512
This was really really a bad bad idea.
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Male 1,686
turned his leg to bone-meal.

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Male 1,505
So he offed himself....

More air for me to breathe.

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Female 15,763
*facepalm*

Stay in school, kids.

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Male 8,302
> IABbrandon
> Please explain

Instead of keeping their comments clean and on-topic, they were playing a game of "see what IAB filters out" (eg if you type `co*k` without the asterisk and with the real letter in there, it is replaced automatically with `rooster`). This is of course an example of small things amusing small minds; nonetheless I let them have their fun until a naughty word was used that could be considered offensive by our slightly-happier-than-most-males members, then I deleted a few of the comments and left a few that were ok.

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Male 425
Relativity anyone? In that situation the van is moving towards him, at the same time he is moving towards the van.so he essentially hits the ramp at the two moving objects combined velocity thus much faster than he expected.

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Male 2,199
what should he have landed on? his head? you ALWAYS want to land on your legs, no exceptions... a human being can survive around a 30ft drop if he lands feet first, otherwise its likely to cause death...
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Male 15,832
v = v1 + v2
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Male 1,347
i realize the want to land on one`s legs is strong but ffs thats not that time to do it
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Male 374
am i the only one who doesnt get what anyone is saying about a filter? i am totally lost. can someone please explain. and that looked like it really hurt O_o
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Male 353
OMFG i didn`t see what happened until the reply, he landed on his legs, holy christ
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Male 8,302
Yes c**k is still filtered, because Fancy has Roomindafrontadaplaneaphobia.

And confuzedkid, having fun with the filter is ok as long as you delete offensive comments afterward, the bunch-of-sticks word gets you a temp ban normally, but I`m in a good mood because DavyMid is away for a week, so just have a warning instead.

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Male 11,740
Too bad he didn`t land on his head or it would have been a Darwin Award.
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Male 3,431
Ahh the infamous fall that inspired Colin Winkelmann to commit suicide. I suppose this qualifies for a Darwin Award, though the actual incident didn`t kill him.
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Male 283
Yay gene pool
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Male 915
i r baboon
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Male 418
he drated up his legs so bad he ended up killing himself.

no joke.

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Male 161
I am a pretty little girl
mean person
filterfun!
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Male 473
I am a pretty little girl
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Male 323
I am a pretty little girl
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Male 442
VVV cool, what other funny filters are there?
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Male 442
I am a pretty little girl

awesome but is rooster (c**k) still filtered.

Video was awesome, couple of broken bones though at least

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Female 385
that was looked kinda fun. at least until he hit the cement
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Male 1,284
one thing he must`ve said after is failing ramp is : I am a pretty little girl
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Male 1,266
Lol... wow that`s a weird way for the word filter to work. I wanna try some more mean person drat piss bitch whore slut poo

Yeah.. and to the guy in the video.. did he really see that ending well?

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Male 18
awww i remember when i thought i was funny=) p.s, hes not dead
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Male 1,266
I am a pretty little girl

Had to try it... the mod told me to o.o

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Male 12,138
vv Zing! And don`t worry - dick is one of the few words not filtered by our retarded filter.

Unless you say "suck my d*ck", in which case the filter is actualy mildly amusing (feel free to try it)

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Male 734
So kmalc...what`s his d**k taste like?
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Male 18
he didnt kill himself did he:O? and haha yeah, it is a pretty big fail
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Male 2,125
Frankly, kmalc, we don`t care. To us, it`s a guy trying to do something stupid and failing. Bad.
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Male 1,256
That guy actually ended up killing himself a couple of years later because he was confined to a wheelchair and could not longer bike.
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Female 1,413
lol nice
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Male 18
are you guys dumb? thats travis pastrana, he is an x games dirt bike gold medalist and has a tv show called nitro circus where him and his friends do stupid stunts like that, so yeah hes not some idiot, he just got a large sum of money to do that.
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Female 1,436
lmfao

Another fail whale!

Can people please, please, please start using their brains? Nah, nevermind - the world wouldn`t be as funny.

Keep on failing, morons! *Cue evil laughter*

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Male 9,306
STR 7
AGI 8
VIT 6
INT 0
MND 0
LCK -3

DO YOU SEE THE PROBLEM YET?

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Male 5,190
A fail I haven`t seen. Good Job!
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Male 1,929
lol naa we don`t need physics for this.
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Male 295
WHEEEEEEEE-Fail
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Male 338
sweet.
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Male 4,393
i think the van sould stop atfer he jump but...no
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Male 44
Link: Guy Attempts To Jump Off Moving Ramp [Rate Link] - A great idea, too bad no one explained the basics of physics to everyone involved.
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