Google Is Deep [Pic]

Submitted by: dilldog123 8 years ago in Funny

Get over her, already!
There are 137 comments:
Female 91
wow lol
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Male 257
it has been removed by google but it hasn`t been photoshopped
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Male 115
i thnk its photoshoped
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Female 105
lmao
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Female 105
lmao type " how about i"
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Female 105
lmao
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Male 1,193
I tried typing Why is it wh and nothing turned up
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Male 1,193
kinda spoiler lol

"I am extremely terrified of chinese people" rofl

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Female 44
wtf... that person needs help )-|
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Male 1,485
lol, thats stupid
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Male 43
"This one`s gone, but type "I am" in google search and see what you get."

Lmfao. That was a surprise

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Male 1
This one`s gone, but type "I am" in google search and see what you get.
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Male 103
i found the google search with the most results...

"a"

35,400,000,000

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Male 103
stupid google took it off.
it worked a couple days ago...
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Male 2,552
Jeebus.
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Male 438
Woah it actually works
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Male 25
it worked yesterday....it stopped now =[
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Female 84
woah.
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Female 122
Weird how it predicts the spelling errors too.
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Female 44
Lolll, Google is neurotic.
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Male 4
You probably don`t need to type the whole thing in for google to work, unless you are venting, then fair enough
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Female 1,697
I googled it and doesn`t appear.
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Male 391
ha it works
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Female 155
yep, it works. turns out it`s actually a quote. from anonymous, but whatever.
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Male 394
holy poo that actually works, seriously...try it, not photoshopped.
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Male 10,440
They should really limit those search suggestions to 64 characters.
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Male 91
yeah it doesnt work for me.
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Male 341
wow it actually works its not just photoshopped
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Female 1,436
Who needs a hug?

About 19000 people.

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Male 126
well done
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Male 25
wow......just.....wow.....
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Male 904
depressed society
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Female 1,231
...What?
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Male 196
it actually works... mildly interesting
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Female 102
Google, we love you, and the wrong answers you seem to have for every search.
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Male 162
haha i thought it was fake..then i tried it.
GOOGLE FTW!
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Female 108
it worked.
hahaha wow.
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Female 1,677
Mah_Boi: That`s a line of dialogue from Signs.
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Female 157
WIN!
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Male 192
it works!
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Male 5,189
That never happens when I try it. o_O
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Female 56
bahahaha i thought it was faked so i tried it, and it`s real
that`s pretty funny
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Male 1,232
Google can be so glitchy at times.
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Male 174
Ha ha check this out:

`this one time i was in a group with a shaman. he had pretty good gear and he was happy with his class. i was like lol let`s change that.`

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Female 2,672
hahah this is schweeet
type in "french war victories" and press im feeling lucky
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Male 43
I Am gives nothing to me.

But this is really long search with 19 records, its allot.

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Female 4,197
lol I love it. I had no idea google could be so much fun :)
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Male 606
If I try "one time I" on Google, one of the choices is this:

"one time i was at this party... and i was sitting on the couch with amanda mckinney. she was just sitting there looking beautiful. so i lean in to kiss her and i realize i have gum in my mouth. so i turn to spit it out and put it in a paper cup. i turn back and amanda mckinney throws up all over herself. i knew the moment it happened it was a miracle. i could have been kissing her when she threw up. it would have scarred me for life. i may never have recovered.. (0.39 seconds)"

HMMM...

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Male 1,452
when i searche "i am" one of the results was "i am extremly terrified of chinese people" i got 120,000 results lol
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Male 3,631
An oft-considered paradox on my part..
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Male 358
its so true, but the joke is very very LAME
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Female 4
why are you all ACTING like you don`t understand or realize what that was saying. go ahead and act tough like you don`t understand it at all you just look weak
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Female 4
I think that is VERY true. If you love someone because they are with someone else that is NOT true love. That is a test. Love is NOT a game love someone that is good,kind,honest and trustworthy! everyone gets old you guys and if it is all about the game or looks you will ALL end up single or unhappy. sometime the ones you think are OK turn out to be beautiful in your eyes and that is all that matters. please be deeper than superficial!!!!!!!!!!! that is coming from a women that could get almost anyone she wants. PLEASE listen
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Male 8,300
I once read that in Google`s main office, there is a huge video projector that projects in real-time actual searches that people are currently doing; so every now and then I google "Stop staring at the wall and get back to work, what the hell are we paying you for!" just in case they`re watching :-)
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Female 344
that was great
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Male 8,300
PS that`s Jesus in yellow, God in red, and Obama in blue
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Male 8,300

For those who have never discovered it, Google Trends lets you compare search terms by number of hits, time, geographically, etc. Very useful for proving the city next door has more people searching for STD`s and kiddie pron than your own sweet Hometown.

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Male 3,755
"Jesus" 194,000,000

"Obama" 264,000,000

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Male 3,755
"new" has 3,190,000,000.

"Youtube" has 925,000,000.

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Male 2,125
HAHA google =)
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Male 3,755
Well, "google.com" has 1,000,000,000 results
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Male 3,755
"I am second" has 300,000,000 results. Seems like it`s a Christian "propaganda" website (according to one of the first results).

What do you think gets the most results?

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Male 3,755
Muhammad Ali quote.
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Male 130
try, "i am the greatest i"
And look at the the amount of results on it
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Male 8,300
> slayer50515

So... you`re saying no-one at Google wears shoes...?

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Male 16
Wow. A lot of people must have searched "I forgot what I was going to look up"
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Male 16
Also try:
"I am"
"god is"
"how to"
"when to"
Not as exciting, but still interesting to see what others search.
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Female 18
LOL - it really does work!!
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Male 3,755
"I hate to break it to everyone, but it`s an actual quote."

Yeah, I saw that it was listed on a ton of quote pages. Still pretty cool though.

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Male 3,755
Google is amassing mountains of personal data to use at their whim. Why are they saving it? Why are they fighting privacy laws in California? I don`t know.

Google is a for-profit business based on collecting and selling personal data. All their cool applications and fun stuff are only means to collect more data.

I don`t have any answers and I`m not too worried about it, but it concerns me a bit.

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Male 987
"lol google has a sole "
oh dear god...
SOUL
ITS SOUL...
Sole = sole of a shoe
Soul = Spirit
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Male 111
I hate to break it to everyone, but it`s an actual quote.
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Male 275
lol google has a sole
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Male 820
I drating love google so damn much.
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Female 151
wow... it`s not even like the Chuck Norris joke. This is for real. Craaazy day.
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Female 1,148
HAHA! it did work! What the hell!
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Male 602
holy crap it actually works...
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Male 307
goddammit pink. i tried it and felt like a tard.
and since when do Canadians say y`all?
and since when does Firefox not underline y`all in a red dotted line?
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Female 1,412
omg i thought i was the only one gullible and bored enough to do this, but it really works!

google it y`all!!

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Female 1,893
wow they read MY mind.
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Male 177
And now for something completely different!
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Male 8,300
Oh rats, the Benny Hillifier has suspended the "speed up" option! Grrrr.
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Female 83
wonderful:D
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Female 895
lmfao that`s amazing! it really does work.
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Male 8,300
I guess millions of people searched for that exact phrase? Or Google`s sense of humour showing up again...
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Male 169
lmao and it actually works xD
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Female 200
haha wow that is certainly strange. How do they pick those things that pop up.
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Male 111
lol. It worked when I did it. I wonder if there are other things similar to that in length?
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Male 177
@domisgood
rofl it does
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Male 4,867
lol it works
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Male 600
they misspelled the first you`re
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Male 499
Didn`t work for me, I just got "Why is it warmer in summer than winter"

Seriously, how many people googles that?

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Male 432
opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Western US
11218 Posts Saturday, May 09, 2009 12:32:44 PM
You`re.

YOU`RE!

YOU`RE, DAMMIT!
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Good. I was hoping that someone in the comments section would notice this. <_<

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Female 2,289
It comes from a love quote? lol
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Female 209
it actually works....crazy
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Female 9,572
That`s when Google answered, "My friend, I have no idea, but I wonder..."
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Male 596
well damn
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Male 1,627
omg lol it worked for me
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Male 61
Wait, let me get this straight. Things like this pop up when A LOT of people search the SAME EXACT THING, right?..so u mean to tell me everyone who`s searched it doesn`t know the difference between "your" and "you`re?"
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Male 4,793
OH MY GOD ITS REAL!!!
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Male 113
I like the fact there were 19000 other searches for this.
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Male 1,226
Ahahahah I lol`d when I searched it too...It actually had quite some results, but it turns out to be a quote from somewhere.
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Female 298
woooaaahhh.
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Female 267
lol, i thought it was a joke, but then i tried it, and it actually popped up...
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Male 467
Google showed up at my door and told me noone loves me after I tried to search for that :`(
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Male 4,393
wow
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Male 2,395
I ask myself the same question sometimes...
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Female 198
simim23-
I searched it. it yeilds 8,840 results on my computer, not 184,000
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Female 678
wow, just...wow.
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Male 41
I just copied and pasted it...

and google suggested i get a life.....

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Male 1,164
"I am extremely terrified of Chinese people"

me too man they are scary draters

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Female 385
isnt that called google bombing?
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Female 1,427
It`s specifically, this quote:

"Why is it, when you`re looking for that someone, you find no one, but, once you find it, a lot more choices start showing up? But, if you leave that first love, then, they all start drifting away? Is that love`s way of testing your true feelings or to see if you`re ready for love?"

Which yields 184,000 results when you google it.

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Female 961
wow it actually does come up
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Male 1,598
I am extremely terrified of Chinese people.
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Male 833
its because its a quote....
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Female 177
The sad part about it, is that its actually true. =/
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Female 1,578
holy crap, it actually works!
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Male 127
42


and French Military Victories

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Male 10,855
run-on, run-on, UBERrun-on; and OMG it works in my browser`s Google search bar too.
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Male 81
haha awesome
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Female 455
I totally thought google would be a fellow grammar nazi.
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Male 1,148
hahaha I didn`t expect that to work... that`s awesome!
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Male 7,933
my search has become popular
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Male 506
Funny because it works.
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Male 844
nice, it works!
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Female 15,763
You`re.

YOU`RE!

YOU`RE, DAMMIT!

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Female 2,674
Wow I didn`t believe it but it really does that.. ahahaha xD
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Male 2,172
Why is it when "his looking"... I don`t understand his english.

I`m french.

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Female 1,306
very hilarious :D
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Female 92
Bwahaha, I tested it out too. :D Thats funneh.
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Male 10
holy crap, this is actually legit!
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Male 3,331
Just checked it. It really does it.
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Female 69
haha niiice. xD
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Male 221
Haha nice! I had to test it out myself.
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Male 340
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Male 1,853
Link: Google Is Deep [Pic] [Rate Link] - Get over her, already!
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