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Date: 05/29/09 09:01 AM

21 Responses to Girlfriends of the Nation Unite to Aid the Economy

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    grandmasterz Male 18-29
    292 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    Link: Girlfriends of the Nation Unite to Aid the Economy - In this Onion Newscast, girls suggest boyfriends should just move in to save money.
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 9:09 am
    Heheheh I liked this, it was good. Onion strikes again.
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    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 9:11 am
    Ahahaha. the video wasn`t that great this time, but the headlines passing by on the bottom are hilarious! Onion is awesome :D
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    rigby_321 Female 18-29
    443 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 9:37 am
    Finding a briefcase of money is EXACTLY my retirement plan. How`d they know?
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 10:09 am
    Thanks for the Onion warning.
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    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 10:51 am
    You mean like smothering? I never used that word...
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    FallenSoul Male 18-29
    923 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 11:07 am
    "I.. just think it`s too soon"

    "Fine."

    "Fine then."

    I love The Onion.

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    tenty Male 18-29
    425 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 11:46 am
    I want a new representative...
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    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    Oh man this was pretty funny but as always the ticker has some of the best stuff.

    "Economists warn stagflation soon to be overshadowed by dratpression"

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    Nburkie420 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    i do not care that this is 4 stars, i hate the onion.. its poo
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    omgRAH Female 13-17
    58 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    shut up, Nburkie. the onion is cool. if you dont like it then why did you open the link HM? yeah.
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    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    Nburkie420, The Onion hates you too. It thinks you`re poo.
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    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    lol hilarious. done really well.
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    Shtiv Male 18-29
    91 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    Sorry but Americans just aren`t good at satire, South Park excluded. This bites.
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    Rauron Male 13-17
    563 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    Voting 4 just `cause of "Onion" in the descrip.
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    Sukru Male 18-29
    87 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    Love onion news. =D
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    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 10:42 pm
    Finding a briefcase of money, lol
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    Windrider15 Male 13-17
    656 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 10:43 pm
    Omg i love this network....

    It would be utterly epic if it twer real...
    but alas. my hopes shall fade..

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    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 10:46 am
    sorta sucks , it was just too winy , long and drown out :(
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    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 12:38 am
    LOL! When both the girlfriend and the newscastor chick start pushing the boyfriend...

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