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Date: 05/26/09 02:30 PM

74 Responses to Girl In Tight Skirt Ruins Fat Spider-Man`s Day

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18927 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    Link: Girl In Tight Skirt Ruins Fat Spider-Man`s Day - I want to see this girl and her birds in the next Spider-Man movie as his new nemesis.
  2. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    665 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    That was just....hysterical!
  3. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    You had me at "Tight skirt", IAB.
  4. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    665 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    I wonder how many people will watch this video due to the words "girl in tight skirt" and "fat Spiderman".
  5. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    665 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    DAMNIT! Randy kinda beat me there.
  6. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    May 26, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    Haaaaaaaaaarrrrr... spidey looks P***ed!!! Nice one fancy, made me chuckle!!
  7. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    Does anyone have the real story behind this?
  8. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    May 26, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    Yeah I looked because the tight skirt....``Shamed``
  9. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
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    May 26, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    hahah poor Spider-man. Y..you`re ruining my posing!!
  10. Profile photo of BlueJack
    BlueJack Female 18-29
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    May 26, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    so is this some kinda interprative dance or maybe there`s a hidden meaning? random much?
  11. Profile photo of summarr
    summarr Female 13-17
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    May 26, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    Of course you looked because the `tight skirt`. That`s probably why they put that in the title.
  12. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    I found the actual website this is from, and it`s in Dutch... I lived there for six months about a million years ago, and never learned to speak much more than was required in a "coffee" shop...
    Can one of our european members help out here?

    Eind vorige week kon je op VKMag genieten van de tweede aflevering van de Volkomen Kut Show waarin Bo zichzelf vrijwillig liet bewerken door MMA vechter Alistair Overeem. Ook bezorgde Bo in deze aflevering Spiderman een paar moeilijke minuten en dat fragment hebben we op veler verzoek even losgeknipt en als apart fragment op het wereldwijde webbes geplaatst.

    My rudimentary, marijuana-centric knowledge of Dutch got me nowhere in trying to translate this... Babelfish was useless as always.

    ...and yes, Fancy`s "tight skirt" descriptor is what got me to look at this in the first place... she DOES have a great set of legs...

  13. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    I used to do that to my grandmother with potato chips and seagulls when she was sleeping on the beach. Ahhhh good times, good times.
  14. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
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    May 26, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    congratulations IAB, for reducing a clever girl into a pair of nice legs and an ass.
  15. Profile photo of BloodLimit
    BloodLimit Male 13-17
    118 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    Smart girl
  16. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
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    May 26, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    lowl, she just looks at him and gives a "whatcha` lookin` at" expression.
  17. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    He should have knocked her out and poured the seed all over her face. Then when she woke up with her face pecked off she`d think twice about messing with fat Spiderman again!
  18. Profile photo of HotCarl
    HotCarl Female 18-29
    142 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    What a f ucking bitch.
  19. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    May 26, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    Lemme try to help with the Dutch, Osiris. It translates something like this (native Dutch speakers, forgive me for butchering your language):

    "At the end of last week you were able to enjoy on VK Magazine the second episode of `The Complete C*nt Show`, where Bo volunarily let herself get worked over by MMA wrestler Alistair Overeem. Also in this episode Bo gave Spiderman a couple of difficult minutes and that clip we have placed separately on the WWW due to popular demand."

    Or something like that.

    p.s. `The Complete C*nt Show` is not a joke - that`s actually how it translates.

  20. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    I thought that was so funny....

    chunky spidey man

  21. Profile photo of lemurs366
    lemurs366 Female 18-29
    385 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    i love her. i love her so much!
  22. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    Awww.
    such a babe, and what a loser!!!!
  23. Profile photo of maneaterx3
    maneaterx3 Female 13-17
    488 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    I am in love with this girl.
  24. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    May 26, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    Watch out spidey, she is the PIDGIN WOMAN
  25. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    May 26, 2009 at 2:04 pm
    Very passive aggressive.
  26. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
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    May 26, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    ...wtf did I just watch..seriously.
  27. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    New idea for a bad guy! Oh, Hitchcock already did that? Damn!
  28. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 2:16 pm
    ok, so that was really venom right? XDD

    wtf was he doing in the first place? did he think he was street performing?? learn to play the damn sax already..

  29. Profile photo of pwnda
    pwnda Female 18-29
    176 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    the music was very uplifting
  30. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
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    May 26, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    CrakrJak: Very passive aggressive.

    LOL

  31. Profile photo of Golkar
    Golkar Male 18-29
    391 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    Total C*nt Show is right, she is one. I`d have punched her right in the head.
  32. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
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    May 26, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    I love pigeons
  33. Profile photo of dukat
    dukat Female 50-59
    71 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    Mean.
  34. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    May 26, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    peter got pwnd
  35. Profile photo of wolfking
    wolfking Male 13-17
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    May 26, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    omfg i would take out a shot gun and fire it at the ground (GROUND NOT BIRDS GROUND)so they would go away
  36. Profile photo of _Verbatim_
    _Verbatim_ Male 18-29
    160 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    That was GREAT! That guy had to be really miffed, I wonder if he actually said anything to her...
  37. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
    616 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    I don`t get what the girl`s "tight skirt" has to do with any of this.
  38. Profile photo of trio
    trio Male 18-29
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    May 26, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    "I don`t get what the girl`s "tight skirt" has to do with any of this."

    Well, it got me to watch it, ha

  39. Profile photo of SonicSophie
    SonicSophie Female 18-29
    354 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    hahaha she trapped him in a cyclone of pigeons
  40. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
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    May 26, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    @davymid: Right on! Thanks for the assist with the translation!

    wolfking: "omfg i would take out a shot gun and fire it at the ground (GROUND NOT BIRDS GROUND)so they would go away"

    No. You wouldn`t.

    The panic that would be created by some idiot (you) pulling out a shotgun and discharging it (doesn`t matter WHAT you`re pointing it at) would definitely scatter the birds, however, considering the response by the police, or civic-minded legally armed citizens I`m guessing that you`d have bigger problems than a few pigeons rather quickly.

    If it was ME present when you did it, I`d double-tap you immediately just as a conditioned response to some idiot discharging a firearm in a crowded public place.

    *waits for dairy and kevinmiller0 (the douchebag twins) to flame me*

  41. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    "I don`t get what the girl`s "tight skirt" has to do with any of this."

    You are male. The fact that you don`t yet understand that everything is made better with a tight skirt is quite apalling.

  42. Profile photo of beenyweeny
    beenyweeny Female 18-29
    304 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    Haha I love how obviously deliberate that was
  43. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    haha thats totally something i would do. i wish there was dialogue i`d love to hear what he was saying to her.
  44. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    lol love the translation davy, and i cant believe the name of the show :O you crazy dutch people!

    also, the short skirt and fat spiderman got me looking too >.>

    hey, sex sells!

  45. Profile photo of cynicalli
    cynicalli Female 30-39
    163 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    Poor guy, that girl was a bitch!
  46. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3286 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 7:31 pm
    How totally farking stupid and retarded are people?!?! That did nothing more than make spiderman look like he could creep around with disturbing even the pigeons. Come on!!! "A Beautiful Mind" and stuff and crap, use your thinking caps for more than a portable toilet.
  47. Profile photo of mts2457
    mts2457 Female 18-29
    535 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 7:31 pm
    Play him off, Keyboard Cat.
  48. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    nerd alert comment. hes dressed more like venom.
  49. Profile photo of NinjaOfLove
    NinjaOfLove Female 18-29
    122 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    lol. Oh God.. Keyboard Cat.. How I miss you..
  50. Profile photo of Realbman
    Realbman Male 13-17
    342 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 7:52 pm
    More like venom with red boots?
  51. Profile photo of SHadowT1988
    SHadowT1988 Male 18-29
    234 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    You guys are all stupid its not Venom at all its Symbote or however u spell it spiderman, It`s in Spiderman 3 like U dont even need to have read any comics to know that... you all fail
  52. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
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    May 26, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    I`ll one-up jinxiejae.
    Spider-Man did wear a black suit for some time. That black suit is portrayed in Spider-Man 3.
    So actually, he`s dressed more like Spider-Man, albeit with red boots,
    (Venom has a gnarly mouth and fangs)
    /nerd.
  53. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    Yeah jinxiejae, you fail. Spiderman got that suit before venom did, and the symbiote saga was even portrayed in a whole new comic book, (I think it was The Spectacular Spiderman?). After realizing that the symbiote was a living thing that was taking control of him in his sleep, he enlisted the help of Reed Richards of The Fantastic 4 fame to remove the suit. It got free, and he finally removed it using the church bell, at which point it dripped onto Eddie Brock and became Venom. After a while of Venom, it also got onto a psycopathic prisoner during a prison break, and created Carnage. I feel really sad about myself do to the fact that I recited all of that from memory.
  54. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    May 26, 2009 at 9:31 pm
    Aww he just looks sad standing there. :(

    You know some spiders can eat birds.... HINT HINT SPIDERMAN.

  55. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
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    May 26, 2009 at 9:50 pm
    vitality, so you manage to recite all that from memory and I fail?
  56. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
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    May 27, 2009 at 12:09 am
    The spiderman`s thought recited:
    "What the heck? Ah well, she`ll go away soon... wait for her to leave... wai- WHAT THE DRAT she`s walking in circles around me! OK, that`s it lady, now I`m gonna have to... ask you kindly to leave. Please? No? Ok. I`ll wait. But please don`t be long... and there she went. But the birds are still here. Dammit. Why, lady? WHY?!"
  57. Profile photo of Sociophobic
    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 1:38 am
    DO NOT FEED THE NERDS.
    HUMOR THEM AND WALK AWAY SLOWLY.
  58. Profile photo of rogue_lily
    rogue_lily Female 13-17
    126 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 2:07 am
    Kick dem birds Spidey...then kick her mean person!
  59. Profile photo of Raefairy
    Raefairy Female 18-29
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    May 27, 2009 at 2:56 am
    in the case of hillary duff vs chuck norris...
  60. Profile photo of yudders
    yudders Male 13-17
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    May 27, 2009 at 3:24 am
    actual funny comment- thnx sociophobe:-)
  61. Profile photo of Lx2
    Lx2 Male 18-29
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    May 27, 2009 at 4:21 am
    Why are his boots red?
  62. Profile photo of jimbobsthebe
    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
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    May 27, 2009 at 5:07 am
    Hahaha, thats brilliant.
  63. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
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    May 27, 2009 at 5:34 am
    Man i would love to do that to a street performer , all i need is some pigeons >:D
  64. Profile photo of Lucem
    Lucem Male 18-29
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    May 27, 2009 at 6:04 am
    "Why are his boots red?" that bothered me as well.
  65. Profile photo of CrimsonCat
    CrimsonCat Female 18-29
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    May 27, 2009 at 8:22 am
    He wore red boots. He deserved it.
  66. Profile photo of PeRsOnAaNiMa
    PeRsOnAaNiMa Male 18-29
    192 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 10:10 am
    He is looking at her thinking...You birdie bastard!
  67. Profile photo of Leiaisluf
    Leiaisluf Female 13-17
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    May 27, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    Black + bright red = no-no.
  68. Profile photo of lolztoomuch
    lolztoomuch Female 13-17
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    May 27, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    totally owned.
  69. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
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    May 27, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    wtf get the whole costume if your going to make a fool of yourself and yeah he got handled
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    nrvegetarian Female 13-17
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    May 27, 2009 at 8:30 pm
    I love how she`s so totally casual. "I hope you don`t mind if I scatter bird seed all over you. Okay. See ya later."
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    andypandy532 Male 13-17
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    May 27, 2009 at 11:16 pm
    nishi you have been putting links on almost every video, if you think that everone needs to see your stuff that badly, why not just submit the link here?
  72. Profile photo of Somniphobia
    Somniphobia Female 18-29
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    June 1, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    spider-man has a keg! he`s supposed to have a six-pack hahaha
  73. Profile photo of Lolcats
    Lolcats Male 18-29
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    June 8, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    I would of punched her in the face and sat on her. Bitch.

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