Girl In Tight Skirt Ruins Fat Spider-Man`s Day

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

I want to see this girl and her birds in the next Spider-Man movie as his new nemesis.
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Male 368
I would of punched her in the face and sat on her. Bitch.
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Female 56
spider-man has a keg! he`s supposed to have a six-pack hahaha
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Male 79
nishi you have been putting links on almost every video, if you think that everone needs to see your stuff that badly, why not just submit the link here?
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Female 140
I love how she`s so totally casual. "I hope you don`t mind if I scatter bird seed all over you. Okay. See ya later."
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Male 3,296
wtf get the whole costume if your going to make a fool of yourself and yeah he got handled
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Female 45
totally owned.
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Female 192
Black + bright red = no-no.
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Male 192
He is looking at her thinking...You birdie bastard!
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Female 105
He wore red boots. He deserved it.
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Male 92
"Why are his boots red?" that bothered me as well.
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Male 964
Man i would love to do that to a street performer , all i need is some pigeons >:D
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Male 5,190
LOLOLOL!

The end.

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Male 639
Hahaha, thats brilliant.
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Male 99
Why are his boots red?
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Male 1
actual funny comment- thnx sociophobe:-)
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Female 172
in the case of hillary duff vs chuck norris...
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Female 126
Kick dem birds Spidey...then kick her mean person!
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Male 367
DO NOT FEED THE NERDS.
HUMOR THEM AND WALK AWAY SLOWLY.
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Male 2,553
The spiderman`s thought recited:
"What the heck? Ah well, she`ll go away soon... wait for her to leave... wai- WHAT THE DRAT she`s walking in circles around me! OK, that`s it lady, now I`m gonna have to... ask you kindly to leave. Please? No? Ok. I`ll wait. But please don`t be long... and there she went. But the birds are still here. Dammit. Why, lady? WHY?!"
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Female 2,927
vitality, so you manage to recite all that from memory and I fail?
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Female 15,763
Aww he just looks sad standing there. :(

You know some spiders can eat birds.... HINT HINT SPIDERMAN.

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Male 1,666
Yeah jinxiejae, you fail. Spiderman got that suit before venom did, and the symbiote saga was even portrayed in a whole new comic book, (I think it was The Spectacular Spiderman?). After realizing that the symbiote was a living thing that was taking control of him in his sleep, he enlisted the help of Reed Richards of The Fantastic 4 fame to remove the suit. It got free, and he finally removed it using the church bell, at which point it dripped onto Eddie Brock and became Venom. After a while of Venom, it also got onto a psycopathic prisoner during a prison break, and created Carnage. I feel really sad about myself do to the fact that I recited all of that from memory.
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Male 1,815
I`ll one-up jinxiejae.
Spider-Man did wear a black suit for some time. That black suit is portrayed in Spider-Man 3.
So actually, he`s dressed more like Spider-Man, albeit with red boots,
(Venom has a gnarly mouth and fangs)
/nerd.
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Male 233
You guys are all stupid its not Venom at all its Symbote or however u spell it spiderman, It`s in Spiderman 3 like U dont even need to have read any comics to know that... you all fail
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Male 342
More like venom with red boots?
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Female 122
lol. Oh God.. Keyboard Cat.. How I miss you..
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Female 2,927
nerd alert comment. hes dressed more like venom.
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Female 535
Play him off, Keyboard Cat.
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Male 3,310
How totally farking stupid and retarded are people?!?! That did nothing more than make spiderman look like he could creep around with disturbing even the pigeons. Come on!!! "A Beautiful Mind" and stuff and crap, use your thinking caps for more than a portable toilet.
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Female 163
Poor guy, that girl was a bitch!
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Female 4,197
lol love the translation davy, and i cant believe the name of the show :O you crazy dutch people!

also, the short skirt and fat spiderman got me looking too >.>

hey, sex sells!

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Female 650
haha thats totally something i would do. i wish there was dialogue i`d love to hear what he was saying to her.
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Female 304
Haha I love how obviously deliberate that was
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Male 2,148
"I don`t get what the girl`s "tight skirt" has to do with any of this."

You are male. The fact that you don`t yet understand that everything is made better with a tight skirt is quite apalling.

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Male 3,059
@davymid: Right on! Thanks for the assist with the translation!

wolfking: "omfg i would take out a shot gun and fire it at the ground (GROUND NOT BIRDS GROUND)so they would go away"

No. You wouldn`t.

The panic that would be created by some idiot (you) pulling out a shotgun and discharging it (doesn`t matter WHAT you`re pointing it at) would definitely scatter the birds, however, considering the response by the police, or civic-minded legally armed citizens I`m guessing that you`d have bigger problems than a few pigeons rather quickly.

If it was ME present when you did it, I`d double-tap you immediately just as a conditioned response to some idiot discharging a firearm in a crowded public place.

*waits for dairy and kevinmiller0 (the douchebag twins) to flame me*

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Female 354
hahaha she trapped him in a cyclone of pigeons
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Male 27
"I don`t get what the girl`s "tight skirt" has to do with any of this."

Well, it got me to watch it, ha

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Male 614
I don`t get what the girl`s "tight skirt" has to do with any of this.
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Male 160
That was GREAT! That guy had to be really miffed, I wonder if he actually said anything to her...
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Male 156
omfg i would take out a shot gun and fire it at the ground (GROUND NOT BIRDS GROUND)so they would go away
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Male 5,314
peter got pwnd
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Female 71
Mean.
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Female 4,376
I love pigeons
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Male 391
Total C*nt Show is right, she is one. I`d have punched her right in the head.
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Male 2,229
CrakrJak: Very passive aggressive.

LOL

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Female 176
the music was very uplifting
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Male 1,297
ok, so that was really venom right? XDD

wtf was he doing in the first place? did he think he was street performing?? learn to play the damn sax already..

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Male 462
New idea for a bad guy! Oh, Hitchcock already did that? Damn!
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Female 895
...wtf did I just watch..seriously.
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Male 17,512
Very passive aggressive.
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Male 15,510
Watch out spidey, she is the PIDGIN WOMAN
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Female 488
I am in love with this girl.
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Male 4,807
Awww.
such a babe, and what a loser!!!!
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Female 385
i love her. i love her so much!
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Female 3,727
I thought that was so funny....

chunky spidey man

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Male 12,138
Lemme try to help with the Dutch, Osiris. It translates something like this (native Dutch speakers, forgive me for butchering your language):

"At the end of last week you were able to enjoy on VK Magazine the second episode of `The Complete C*nt Show`, where Bo volunarily let herself get worked over by MMA wrestler Alistair Overeem. Also in this episode Bo gave Spiderman a couple of difficult minutes and that clip we have placed separately on the WWW due to popular demand."

Or something like that.

p.s. `The Complete C*nt Show` is not a joke - that`s actually how it translates.

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Female 142
What a f ucking bitch.
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Male 11,740
He should have knocked her out and poured the seed all over her face. Then when she woke up with her face pecked off she`d think twice about messing with fat Spiderman again!
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Male 845
lowl, she just looks at him and gives a "whatcha` lookin` at" expression.
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Male 118
Smart girl
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Male 2,245
congratulations IAB, for reducing a clever girl into a pair of nice legs and an ass.
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Female 4,039
I used to do that to my grandmother with potato chips and seagulls when she was sleeping on the beach. Ahhhh good times, good times.
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Male 3,059
I found the actual website this is from, and it`s in Dutch... I lived there for six months about a million years ago, and never learned to speak much more than was required in a "coffee" shop...
Can one of our european members help out here?

Eind vorige week kon je op VKMag genieten van de tweede aflevering van de Volkomen Kut Show waarin Bo zichzelf vrijwillig liet bewerken door MMA vechter Alistair Overeem. Ook bezorgde Bo in deze aflevering Spiderman een paar moeilijke minuten en dat fragment hebben we op veler verzoek even losgeknipt en als apart fragment op het wereldwijde webbes geplaatst.

My rudimentary, marijuana-centric knowledge of Dutch got me nowhere in trying to translate this... Babelfish was useless as always.

...and yes, Fancy`s "tight skirt" descriptor is what got me to look at this in the first place... she DOES have a great set of legs...

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Female 188
Of course you looked because the `tight skirt`. That`s probably why they put that in the title.
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Female 385
so is this some kinda interprative dance or maybe there`s a hidden meaning? random much?
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Female 3,696
hahah poor Spider-man. Y..you`re ruining my posing!!
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Male 13,624
Yeah I looked because the tight skirt....``Shamed``
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Male 3,059
Does anyone have the real story behind this?
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Female 665
DAMNIT! Randy kinda beat me there.
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Male 13,624
Haaaaaaaaaarrrrr... spidey looks P***ed!!! Nice one fancy, made me chuckle!!
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Female 665
I wonder how many people will watch this video due to the words "girl in tight skirt" and "fat Spiderman".
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Male 817
You had me at "Tight skirt", IAB.
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Female 665
That was just....hysterical!
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Male 20,134
Link: Girl In Tight Skirt Ruins Fat Spider-Man`s Day [Rate Link] - I want to see this girl and her birds in the next Spider-Man movie as his new nemesis.
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