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Gillette Asks You To Try To Make Your Tree Taller


In its latest ad campaign, Gillette reaches out to a new market: aspiring male body shavers. Safe for work.

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Date: 05/29/09 12:08 PM

46 Responses to Gillette Asks You To Try To Make Your Tree Taller

  1. Profile photo of BeautyToAsh
    BeautyToAsh Female 18-29
    298 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    Link: Gillette Asks You To Try To Make Your Tree Taller - In its latest ad campaign, Gillette reaches out to a new market: aspiring male body shavers. Safe for work.
  2. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 12:11 pm
    Wow, that was... subtle
  3. Profile photo of Naton
    Naton Male 13-17
    104 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    Wow, I feel dirty.
  4. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    Erm, I can`t wait to see this on Fox news.....
  5. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    yes......subtle
  6. Profile photo of 1337_mod
    1337_mod Male 13-17
    153 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    This cant be real...
    Wait can it?
  7. Profile photo of Ryan22158
    Ryan22158 Male 18-29
    418 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    Um, what country do they plan playing that commercial in?
  8. Profile photo of DeutschDude9
    DeutschDude9 Male 18-29
    473 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    HAHAHAHA, PAT DRY! Apply Moisterizer

    They could have simplified the final steps, and just say, after shaving your junk just wank off for the hell of it.

  9. Profile photo of keatonatron
    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    OMG, I just saw some cartoon guy`s ballsack up really close. Ew.
  10. Profile photo of dreadsamurai
    dreadsamurai Male 13-17
    68 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    lulz, pat dry, then apply moisterizer (repeat)lul
  11. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    This is real. They give a website at the end. It`s real. Made pretty well too.....
  12. Profile photo of uncleduck
    uncleduck Male 18-29
    302 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    Needs more instruction on proper bat wing technique
  13. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    they`re so calm about it...
  14. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    What.....the......F|_|CK?

    It was clever and all but no way that`s getting aired in the US. I doubt it`s getting aired anywhere in North America. Maybe some countries in Europe would allow it but with a clearly American announcer I don`t quite get it.

  15. Profile photo of jennifer6716
    jennifer6716 Female 13-17
    471 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    WTF is this?!?!
  16. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    yes but how do i create a ring around it so it looks like lots of little men are worshipping
  17. Profile photo of sumguyin267
    sumguyin267 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    This may be useful! *favorites*
  18. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    ...what in God`s name did I just see.
  19. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    jennifer6716, never heard of manscaping?
  20. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    Yea, Sure... `Cause we all know women like guys that look as bald as pre-pubescent boys.

    :Facepalm:

  21. Profile photo of mikhaillost
    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    Pre-pubescent bald is scary, but so it when there is so much hair you`re start to wonder if they are illegally selling Tribbles.
  22. Profile photo of Abacab2112
    Abacab2112 Male 18-29
    433 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    I think I`ll pass on this tip.
  23. Profile photo of DavidXJ
    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    Oh, that wasn`t a spoof? Man, I thought that was fake.
  24. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 2:11 pm
    "yes but how do i create a ring around it so it looks like lots of little men are worshipping"

    Thats going to require Schick

  25. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    And what about women? is it better trimmed or not?
  26. Profile photo of CreweAlex
    CreweAlex Male 18-29
    76 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    Oh, so i need to pull the skin, thats probably why i look like i have been going at it with a chainsaw.
  27. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    "Use short, light strokes..."

    lulz

  28. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    Well, shave my nuts and call me Slappy!
  29. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    lol i watched it thrice, it was so funny. prolly not for tv, its probably on their website for people who want to know. like how the tampon companies have information for girls when they get their first period and suck...
  30. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    i only got as far as moisturizing.....and moisturizing..........and moisturizing
  31. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    I prefer to use a straight razor. adds an edge of danger I`m really into.
  32. Profile photo of horsie
    horsie Male 18-29
    185 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 7:33 pm
    I use a lighter.
  33. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    Could be useful... >.>
  34. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 8:15 pm
    I`m still nervous. I`ll stick with trimming the hedges.
  35. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 8:18 pm
    Freddy you seriously need to chill out...it`s personal grooming for dratsakes. Not mutilating children...
  36. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    lol, you would seriously need to call a "no homo" before doing that.
  37. Profile photo of Kaleotera
    Kaleotera Female 18-29
    472 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 9:42 pm
    I suppose that will help someone, somewhere down the line...Personally, I didn`t need to know that much.
  38. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 9:57 pm
    I guess it`s not unheard of but ... dayum
  39. Profile photo of sam0hT
    sam0hT Male 13-17
    229 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 10:24 pm
    Thanks Gillette Fusion, but I`d rather not risk cutting my sack open.
  40. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 11:36 pm
    hey, we go thru that crap for you the least you can do is return the favor, no over grown bushes round the tree.
  41. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 11:47 pm
    I can`t believe they`re promoting shaving your pubes off, lol.

    Its not as bad as www.shaveeverywhere.com though

  42. Profile photo of Bat_Girl
    Bat_Girl Female 13-17
    323 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 6:43 am
    I thought only girls did that.
  43. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 9:06 am

    I know a lot of guys that do it. It`s worth it.
  44. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    June 1, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    My boyfriend does. And it does look bigger.

    And it`s much more inviting to put your mouth on something that doesn`t have hair all over it.

    Just saying, guys.

  45. Profile photo of ImmortalZach
    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    June 1, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    Did you see how much moisturizer he put on his wang??

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