Gillette Asks You To Try To Make Your Tree Taller

Submitted by: BeautyToAsh 7 years ago in Weird

In its latest ad campaign, Gillette reaches out to a new market: aspiring male body shavers. Safe for work.
There are 46 comments:
Male 438
Did you see how much moisturizer he put on his wang??
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Female 1,427
My boyfriend does. And it does look bigger.

And it`s much more inviting to put your mouth on something that doesn`t have hair all over it.

Just saying, guys.

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Male 1,647

I know a lot of guys that do it. It`s worth it.
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Female 323
I thought only girls did that.
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Male 5,190
Ahh just take some duct tape and WHAM!
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Male 1,557
I can`t believe they`re promoting shaving your pubes off, lol.

Its not as bad as www.shaveeverywhere.com though

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Female 2,927
hey, we go thru that crap for you the least you can do is return the favor, no over grown bushes round the tree.
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Male 229
Thanks Gillette Fusion, but I`d rather not risk cutting my sack open.
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Female 1,063
I guess it`s not unheard of but ... dayum
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Female 472
I suppose that will help someone, somewhere down the line...Personally, I didn`t need to know that much.
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Male 3,255
lol, you would seriously need to call a "no homo" before doing that.
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Male 9,306
Freddy you seriously need to chill out...it`s personal grooming for dratsakes. Not mutilating children...
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Male 9,306
I`m still nervous. I`ll stick with trimming the hedges.
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Male 2,125
Could be useful... >.>
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Male 185
I use a lighter.
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Male 1,686
I prefer to use a straight razor. adds an edge of danger I`m really into.
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Male 5,314
i only got as far as moisturizing.....and moisturizing..........and moisturizing
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Female 1,413
lol i watched it thrice, it was so funny. prolly not for tv, its probably on their website for people who want to know. like how the tampon companies have information for girls when they get their first period and suck...
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Male 15,832
Well, shave my nuts and call me Slappy!
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Male 1,590
"Use short, light strokes..."

lulz

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Male 76
Oh, so i need to pull the skin, thats probably why i look like i have been going at it with a chainsaw.
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Female 1,697
And what about women? is it better trimmed or not?
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Male 7,933
"yes but how do i create a ring around it so it looks like lots of little men are worshipping"

Thats going to require Schick

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Male 1,106
Oh, that wasn`t a spoof? Man, I thought that was fake.
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Male 432
I think I`ll pass on this tip.
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Female 538
Pre-pubescent bald is scary, but so it when there is so much hair you`re start to wonder if they are illegally selling Tribbles.
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Male 17,512
Yea, Sure... `Cause we all know women like guys that look as bald as pre-pubescent boys.

:Facepalm:

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Male 588
jennifer6716, never heard of manscaping?
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Female 1,077
...what in God`s name did I just see.
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Male 99
This may be useful! *favorites*
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Male 2,388
yes but how do i create a ring around it so it looks like lots of little men are worshipping
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Female 471
WTF is this?!?!
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Male 11,740
What.....the......F|_|CK?

It was clever and all but no way that`s getting aired in the US. I doubt it`s getting aired anywhere in North America. Maybe some countries in Europe would allow it but with a clearly American announcer I don`t quite get it.

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Male 904
they`re so calm about it...
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Male 302
Needs more instruction on proper bat wing technique
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Male 864
This is real. They give a website at the end. It`s real. Made pretty well too.....
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Male 68
lulz, pat dry, then apply moisterizer (repeat)lul
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Male 679
OMG, I just saw some cartoon guy`s ballsack up really close. Ew.
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Male 473
HAHAHAHA, PAT DRY! Apply Moisterizer

They could have simplified the final steps, and just say, after shaving your junk just wank off for the hell of it.

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Male 418
Um, what country do they plan playing that commercial in?
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Male 153
This cant be real...
Wait can it?
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Male 845
yes......subtle
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Male 795
Erm, I can`t wait to see this on Fox news.....
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Male 103
Wow, I feel dirty.
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Male 1,666
Wow, that was... subtle
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Female 298
Link: Gillette Asks You To Try To Make Your Tree Taller [Rate Link] - In its latest ad campaign, Gillette reaches out to a new market: aspiring male body shavers. Safe for work.
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