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Date: 05/26/09 02:40 PM

90 Responses to Flying Bird Failure [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 11:56 am
    Link: Flying Bird Failure - Not every bird in the flock can be awesome.
  2. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    that is epic fail
  3. Profile photo of mudkiipz
    mudkiipz Female 13-17
    13 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    ..is he pooting?
  4. Profile photo of mudkiipz
    mudkiipz Female 13-17
    13 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    *shi.tting?
  5. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1241 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    That bird is probably laying on the ground in agony and pain, all the while cursing Windex.
  6. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    Ghost bird o_O
  7. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    The impact knocked the s hit right out of him! Wow, that had to hurt. Anyone hungry, he`s probably on the ground stunned or dead.
  8. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    Epic!!! He shat himself a milisecond before realising a window was incoming!!
  9. Profile photo of fr0d0lives
    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    610 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:31 pm
    omg, yeah, ferdyfred - that is so true. HA, aww, poor little bugger.
  10. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:31 pm
    Ohhh man...ouch... >_<
  11. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    the new streak-free windex...
  12. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    And another one bites the dust.
  13. Profile photo of nirosaki
    nirosaki Female 18-29
    654 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    I don`t understand what it`s left though. I mean, can feathers cause prints or is it because it was cold outside and the bird was warm and made a print..

    Sorry. :(

  14. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    Awww. Amusing, but awwwwww.
  15. Profile photo of Agentk120
    Agentk120 Male 18-29
    510 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    That`s a greasy-ass bird.
  16. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    Oh yeah, I had a ``vague`` imprint of a blackbird which hit my window a couple of years ago, probably the grease on the window - dirt and suchlike off the bird which imprints its impact, rather like when you see handprints on the pane
  17. Profile photo of Naton
    Naton Male 13-17
    104 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    Did he crap when he hit?
  18. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    Well, only the bird could tell you that, and I think he has too much of a concussion to tell you
  19. Profile photo of culberto
    culberto Male 18-29
    70 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    Might`ve been a duck- they`ve plenty of fat on their skin for buoyancy and insulation, and it looks like it might be the right size.

    Or not, either way it`s pretty funny.

  20. Profile photo of summarr
    summarr Female 13-17
    188 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:47 pm
    Haha. That`s what you get for keeping your windows too clean-a dirty window.
  21. Profile photo of Crabes
    Crabes Male 30-39
    1285 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    i think he crap while hitting the window
  22. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    Well, errrrr, thats a pretty straight forward observation there
  23. Profile photo of BloodLimit
    BloodLimit Male 13-17
    118 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    Looks like he left you a nice little present
  24. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    I guess the windows were cleaned recently
  25. Profile photo of Bo_SHhaYeB
    Bo_SHhaYeB Male 18-29
    276 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    Even after this, the windows look clean
  26. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    It looks like he hit the window then sh*t himself o-o
  27. Profile photo of craigf89
    craigf89 Male 18-29
    108 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    ShadowRyder haha
  28. Profile photo of PartyGirl93
    PartyGirl93 Female 13-17
    104 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    Aww, poor bird =/
    Funny tho lol
  29. Profile photo of Nburkie420
    Nburkie420 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    haha yea it shat itself..
  30. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    The poo stain makes the picture full of win.
  31. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    That is why, over here they put those bird stickers on the windows. That is really sad though, birds die from that kind of blunt trauma... X-(
  32. Profile photo of Bat_Girl
    Bat_Girl Female 13-17
    323 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    Thats me, in bird form, failing at life.
  33. Profile photo of sjaakwortel
    sjaakwortel Male 18-29
    358 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    i feel sad,

    for the window

  34. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    hehehe
  35. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    without the poo, that`s pretty cool actually.
  36. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    That, minus the poop, is exactly how our screen door looked like about eight years ago. Except it also had some more feathers stuck to the window.
    Sad, but you just can`t help but laugh.
  37. Profile photo of Concerto
    Concerto Female 18-29
    123 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    It kinda looks like a bear.

    The middle bit anyway. O_o

  38. Profile photo of pwnda
    pwnda Female 18-29
    176 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    ew, doody
  39. Profile photo of amped35
    amped35 Male 13-17
    255 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    its an elephant
  40. Profile photo of MusicForever
    MusicForever Male 13-17
    20 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    IT literally knocked the poo out of that bird.
  41. Profile photo of lord_byron
    lord_byron Male 13-17
    307 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 2:40 pm
    bummer.
  42. Profile photo of lemurs366
    lemurs366 Female 18-29
    385 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    i think it must be shopped, how else would the wings end up like that? (i mean like, perspectiva wise.)
  43. Profile photo of logandaninja
    logandaninja Male 13-17
    227 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    that is how birds try to stop

    (TRY) is the key word here

  44. Profile photo of demonbunny
    demonbunny Male 13-17
    164 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    This, my fellow i-am-boreders, is this what you get when Dumbo and Stevie Wonder conceive a child.
  45. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 2:52 pm
    Note to self: avoid using too much Windex.
  46. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 3:11 pm
    Jesus dun appeared on a winder ageein, wif gul-durn angel wi-yungs!

    Uh, but, seriously, I`m thinking "pigeon".
    Don`t ask me why, it`s just, the moment I saw the wings, I thought "pigeon". :|

  47. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    Seems shopped...
  48. Profile photo of Angelol
    Angelol Male 13-17
    55 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    It kinda seems like the bird crapped himself upon impact
  49. Profile photo of Thepwnsher
    Thepwnsher Male 13-17
    283 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    "It kinda seems like the bird crapped himself upon impact"

    i was about to say that too!! lmfao not good for people if this happends. lol

  50. Profile photo of pat125
    pat125 Male 18-29
    756 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    "It kinda seems like the bird crapped himself upon impact"

    They do. Last year I hit a flock of birds at 60 mph or so as they were flying across the highway. I probably hit about 15 or so of them. There was bird crap (and blood) all over my windshield. And no, the wipers don`t help, they only make it worse.

  51. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    That sucks, Pat. XD

    Looks like it was a goose to me. Dunno, it`s sort of hard to tell just how big that window is, despite the handle on the left.

    And no, I don`t think it`s shopped. There`s details in there most people wouldn`t think to put in. lmao, like the bird crap, and the foot smudges.

  52. Profile photo of fghj
    fghj Male 30-39
    392 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    thats a hard slam right there
  53. Profile photo of nrvegetarian
    nrvegetarian Female 13-17
    140 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    Poor bird...
  54. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    Definately not shopped, this has happened at the front of my house soooo many times. They leave a perfect dead bird shape. One knocked himself unconscious, so we put him on top of the coal bunker and he flew away an hour or so later lol.
  55. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    aww poor birdie
  56. Profile photo of Sampson623
    Sampson623 Male 13-17
    263 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    HAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
  57. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    AHA bet the bird was eaten or something aswell
  58. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    anything that stupid deserves to hit a window
  59. Profile photo of ferrari91169
    ferrari91169 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    What the hell left the mark...did he just get done bathing in some Johnson`s Baby Powder?
  60. Profile photo of Velvet_heart
    Velvet_heart Female 18-29
    31 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    stupid Windex birds...
  61. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    Velvet_heart
    Female, 18-29, Eastern US
    9 Posts Tuesday, May 26, 2009 5:13:33 PM
    stupid Windex birds...

    True!

  62. Profile photo of joklocke
    joklocke Male 13-17
    41 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 5:24 pm
    i think i waz a ghost bird... or it was made of baby powder.
  63. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    and then it crapped itself right after hahaha
  64. Profile photo of crimsonattck
    crimsonattck Male 18-29
    364 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    if its native to north america, its sueing for illegal usage of a chemically controlled window cleaner.
  65. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    >>and then it crapped itself right after hahaha

    LMAO i just noticed xD

  66. Profile photo of Uniform
    Uniform Male 18-29
    111 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    it shat its self! haha! i noticed that rite off the bat!
  67. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    Bird failure? So creating transparent sheets of of silica and installing them in bird`s flight paths is like...win? Weird.
  68. Profile photo of drixishot
    drixishot Male 18-29
    369 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 8:43 pm
    HAHA! awesome!
  69. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    Why is it transparent?!?!
  70. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 9:39 pm
    Well I would sh*t myself too if I ran into an invisible forcefield!
  71. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 10:31 pm
    Haha Opie!
  72. Profile photo of Windrider15
    Windrider15 Male 13-17
    656 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 11:14 pm
    Lol, i love you Opie...

    My words were stolen from my mind...

  73. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 12:05 am
    >opie

    AGREED in capitals.

  74. Profile photo of Sociophobic
    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 1:35 am
    Birds, they play dumb now, but when our robot overlords take over they`ll be the first blood-thirsty animals to help in tracking down humans... Feathery bastards.

  75. Profile photo of Raefairy
    Raefairy Female 18-29
    172 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 2:53 am
    Opie XD
    I had a similar imprint on my window. You could see the imprint of it`s popped eyes and it`s tongue sticking through it`s beak
    Poor bugger XD
  76. Profile photo of BlooPikachu
    BlooPikachu Female 18-29
    346 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 5:28 am
    Why do the feathers leave imprints?
  77. Profile photo of Frankii
    Frankii Female 18-29
    437 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 8:02 am
    There was one on my grandma`s window of a blackbird or something like that with another larger one of a sparrowhawk on top of it. Even the birds of prey are stupid.
  78. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 9:07 am
    And that`s why they have stuff all over the windows at my school.
  79. Profile photo of littleyoyo
    littleyoyo Male 18-29
    57 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 10:05 am
    jaja i once saw a bird crash into my window and leave a similar imprint...funny stuff..xD
  80. Profile photo of D3
    D3 Male 13-17
    722 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 10:44 am
    The bird shat on impact? LOL
  81. Profile photo of snapplemouse
    snapplemouse Female 13-17
    160 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 12:47 pm
    Those aren`t imprints. It`s the dust that birds have on their feathers so that water just rolls off. :]
  82. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    uberly pwned by a window
  83. Profile photo of aznsunchiq
    aznsunchiq Female 18-29
    45 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    HAHA it was so scared it shat
  84. Profile photo of taylalatbh
    taylalatbh Female 13-17
    56 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    hahaahahahaaa. :)
  85. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 8:12 pm
    LMAO
  86. Profile photo of toxiiq
    toxiiq Female 18-29
    130 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    hahaha the added sh*t dripping down makes it even more priceless.
  87. Profile photo of DoNT_PaNiiC
    DoNT_PaNiiC Male 13-17
    13 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 9:55 am
    LOL
  88. Profile photo of JRuu
    JRuu Male 18-29
    54 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 12:13 am
    you see..
    this is a caution to people who use windex.
  89. Profile photo of bikergirl
    bikergirl Female 18-29
    103 posts
    July 18, 2009 at 10:55 pm
    this made my day.

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