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Date: 05/12/09 12:45 PM

66 Responses to Epic Human Flying Attempt

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    Link: Epic Human Flying Attempt - Kid attempts to jump over a man-made pond onto a rock in said pond. Will he succeed?
  2. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    tit....
    he looked pretty pissed off at the end
  3. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    Stupidity ftw!
  4. Profile photo of TheLargeOne
    TheLargeOne Male 30-39
    103 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    He`s got to walk back through the water to get ack on land anyway...
  5. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    hahah u brokeded ur nose, dumb poo showing off with his gay old run up and tucked in shirt :@
  6. Profile photo of smo
    smo Female 18-29
    351 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    Ahaha! that was a epic fail!
    especially to get up with a bloody face...i felt his pain
  7. Profile photo of IMninja
    IMninja Male 13-17
    25 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    are you sure he wasnt trying to do that?

  8. Profile photo of hyybrucewayn
    hyybrucewayn Male 18-29
    203 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    Definitely not a ninja
  9. Profile photo of Trumple07
    Trumple07 Male 13-17
    422 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    LOL I like how he just turns around and looks at them like "Well wtf are you looking at??"
  10. Profile photo of hyybrucewayn
    hyybrucewayn Male 18-29
    203 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    he did make it, though
  11. Profile photo of evil-monkey
    evil-monkey Male 13-17
    20 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    does anybody know the name of the song?
  12. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    Twat.
  13. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    One more step before the jump and he would have made it! He had room for it too, if you watch close, he had another two feet or so to the pond from where he jumped.
  14. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    "yea i got a bloody nose, so what? wanna fight about it?"
  15. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 1:42 pm
    If he miss it means he`s a twat.
    If he refuse to do it it means he`s a pussy.
    If he succeed it means he`s an hero.

    Just stay home and lock the doors.

  16. Profile photo of Sampson623
    Sampson623 Male 13-17
    264 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    FAIL
  17. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    That was a weak jump.
  18. Profile photo of FlamedNight
    FlamedNight Male 18-29
    395 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    I normally think people like this are stupid, but I feel bad for him. :-(
  19. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1897 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    fail.....

    I mean flail.....

  20. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    Teeth Health FAIL
  21. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    most WIN FAIL ever
  22. Profile photo of unsub
    unsub Female 18-29
    925 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    ouch, that looked painful ... at least he didn`t seem to be seriously injured
  23. Profile photo of Seccrenicche
    Seccrenicche Female 18-29
    101 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    he did it!! yayyy...
  24. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    That was awesome. I want to see more attempts!
  25. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 2:25 pm
    I just thought he`d broke his legs. didnt c the faceplant
  26. Profile photo of uncleduck
    uncleduck Male 18-29
    302 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    I`m just glad they showed the aftermath. I hate videos that end the millisecond after painful contact.
  27. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1684 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    lmfao. i love how he looks around at the end xD like...."oh, damn...-.-`"
  28. Profile photo of aust4beer
    aust4beer Male 30-39
    196 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    dumbass
  29. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 3:04 pm
    Ouch! Nice sound effects.
  30. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    I skipped to the end, saw blood, and was not very surprised.
  31. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    alright.. so how does he get off of it?
  32. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    Flopped like fish. lol
  33. Profile photo of stoogenuge
    stoogenuge Male 18-29
    34 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    Could have been a good Vid if it wasnt for someone trying to be a dratin director.
  34. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    the key word here was attempt
  35. Profile photo of Mothrog
    Mothrog Male 18-29
    79 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    ouch i betcha his shins hurt real bad.............. .............as well as his face
  36. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    Of course he could have measured the distance to the rock, then measured how far he could jump (on nice soft grass) and learned that this wasn`t going to work. Good thing he didn`t, though, else we would not be able to laugh at his FAIL!
  37. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 6:11 pm
    Editor needs to learn restraint...
  38. Profile photo of facepalmist
    facepalmist Male 18-29
    63 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    yeah that is probably the most annoying editing i`ve ever seen. that could have been a 5 second clip... it was funny though
  39. Profile photo of Veggieman
    Veggieman Male 13-17
    338 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    splash splash splash splash... dolphin noise... what what what... oh oh oh oh... SHUT UP!!

  40. Profile photo of JJXanadu
    JJXanadu Male 30-39
    516 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 10:15 pm
    He got what he deserved... for being a douche.
  41. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 10:49 pm
    Nope, Billy certainly cant fly, he can however bounce
  42. Profile photo of Bo_SHhaYeB
    Bo_SHhaYeB Male 18-29
    276 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 10:53 pm
    ouch, his face
  43. Profile photo of Jimmi
    Jimmi Male 13-17
    118 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 11:12 pm
    LOL fudgekin idiot, look at his face.
  44. Profile photo of Jimmi
    Jimmi Male 13-17
    118 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 11:13 pm
    he probably went back to try it again
    "i just wasnt ready is all!"
  45. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 1:00 am
    now... getting back...
  46. Profile photo of stoogenuge
    stoogenuge Male 18-29
    34 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 2:35 am
    Could have been a good Vid if it wasnt for someone trying to be a dratin director.
  47. Profile photo of danniddr
    danniddr Male 13-17
    243 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 3:15 am
    ow that made me cringe
  48. Profile photo of Lucem
    Lucem Male 18-29
    92 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 3:24 am
    "Can you fly, Billy?" "No, no you can`t."
  49. Profile photo of Wadz
    Wadz Male 18-29
    103 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 3:42 am
    ude i hate it when people hit their shins, ugh makes me cringe for some reason :S
  50. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    846 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 4:40 am
    ouch, so close yet so far....
  51. Profile photo of mac_n_cheese
    mac_n_cheese Male 13-17
    148 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 5:40 am
    EPIC FACEPLANT!!!
  52. Profile photo of Qystein
    Qystein Male 18-29
    159 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 5:51 am
    "The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."


    -Winston Churchill

  53. Profile photo of mehh
    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 6:22 am
    Hahahahaha! Best sound effects
  54. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 8:06 am
    What a dumbass.
  55. Profile photo of Saraneth
    Saraneth Female 13-17
    44 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 9:07 am
    He didn`t time that well. If he had stepped right to the edge he would have made it.
    Pity.
  56. Profile photo of jmuamy
    jmuamy Female 18-29
    41 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    hahaha what an idiot
  57. Profile photo of summarr
    summarr Female 13-17
    188 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    OUCH.
  58. Profile photo of Silverfalcon
    Silverfalcon Male 13-17
    147 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    Sooo close.

    WIN for the dolphin sounds!

  59. Profile photo of Gunit1
    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    851 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    i loled when the dolphine noises came one.
    Epic fail.
  60. Profile photo of CitrusCider
    CitrusCider Female 13-17
    372 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    Um... ow?
    Made me cringe.
  61. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    What a Douche. Even if he`d made it, he`d still be a failure.
  62. Profile photo of Flameguin
    Flameguin Male 18-29
    55 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 8:45 pm
    Had it coming.
  63. Profile photo of schwabos
    schwabos Male 18-29
    36 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 7:20 am
    Idiot private schooled twat. Btw, it was a massive run up... what was he gonna do on the return jump? Run around the rock before he jumped back? Lmao.
  64. Profile photo of JammaJulie
    JammaJulie Female 40-49
    20 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 11:45 am
    Chariots of Fire..ing PAIN!
  65. Profile photo of Ms_Thang
    Ms_Thang Female 18-29
    244 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 10:44 pm
    Ow, Ew ... he jumped at the wrong time it looked like. Shrug it off and do it again!

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