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Date: 05/03/09 03:46 PM

36 Responses to Eli`s Dirty Jokes

  1. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    May 3, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    Link: Eli`s Dirty Jokes - He isn`t your every day grandpa.
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    hoboriffic Female 30-39
    153 posts
    May 3, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    Punny, but Cute. :)
  3. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 3, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    I walked into the kitchen to find Johnny with his d*ck in a bowl of pudding, slapping it like crazy. "Johhny, I`m fu*king disgusted!!!" I yelled. "No", re replied, "*I`M* fuc*ing dis custard, you find your own!"
  4. Profile photo of hoboriffic
    hoboriffic Female 30-39
    153 posts
    May 3, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    ROTFL @ Lion`s joke.

    Oh lawd...I`mma be saving that one to use later. NICE! :-D

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    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    May 3, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    haha.
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    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    May 3, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    that was good. im still smiling. heh. funny.
  7. Profile photo of ZIMAAgent7
    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    May 3, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    Lion, I believe that joke deserves an internet. Very well played, sir! :D
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    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
    663 posts
    May 3, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    who says senility isn`t fun?
  9. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 3, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    Lion...

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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    May 3, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    LMAO opie, that was better then the video.
  11. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 3, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    Yay, my very own Internetz!!! Rule 34 all for me!!
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 3, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    LMAO! I love this guy! It`s hilarious each time! XD

    Lion: VERY funny, VERRRRY funny! XD

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    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    May 3, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    OH BOY A COUPON
  14. Profile photo of LordNick
    LordNick Male 18-29
    284 posts
    May 3, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz that joke is as old as the guy telling it
  15. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 3, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    Doctor gets a phone call from an elderly patient. "Fred Jones here doc, you know I turned 86 yesterday?"
    "Sure" says the doc, "Congratulations"
    "Yeah well last night I got lucky, met some 21 year old blonde triplets at the pub, they came home with me and we had an awesome foursome all night!"
    "And are you experiencing chest pain, weakness, shortness of breath?"
    "No"
    "Well then why are you calling me and telling me about it?"
    "Hell, I`m calling EVERYONE and telling them about it!"
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    nunujean Female 18-29
    92 posts
    May 3, 2009 at 7:22 pm
    Ewww, that`s dirty.
  17. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    May 3, 2009 at 7:36 pm
    How strange...
    I just started watching these Eli videos yesterday. o_O
    My favourite so far`s gotta be the one with the dog, the pig, and the guy on the island.
    Good stuff.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 3, 2009 at 9:28 pm
    nice lionhart.
  19. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 2:55 am
    Lion, that joke sucked.
  20. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 4:54 am
    wow, could have been epic....FAIL on the narrator`s part
  21. Profile photo of Alekaidah
    Alekaidah Male 18-29
    59 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 5:01 am
    That was funny as hell. Haha. I Lol`d.
  22. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 5:16 am
    Sadly I think I`ll be repeating that one over and over.
  23. Profile photo of TheLargeOne
    TheLargeOne Male 30-39
    103 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 6:44 am
    I love the joke...
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    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 10:15 am
    Oh dear. The accent didn`t make it any better.
  25. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 10:30 am
    oh man that a good one.
  26. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
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    May 4, 2009 at 10:40 am
    Haha that was pretty good... Might say it tomorrow at school.
  27. Profile photo of thefireguy22
    thefireguy22 Male 18-29
    419 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    haha im definitely using that one!
  28. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    man thats an old one,
    liked how it was done though
  29. Profile photo of marxs36
    marxs36 Male 13-17
    31 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    Lol that was a good one.
  30. Profile photo of HorsesRule
    HorsesRule Female 13-17
    368 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    im all, for a blow job, but i refure to swallow the seamen.....

    dont get it

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    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 11:24 pm
    are you serious horses rule?
    wooooooow!
  32. Profile photo of Gummy01
    Gummy01 Male 18-29
    19 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 12:25 am
    TCullen23, man, its just best sometimes to let the LDS little kiddies go live in their world. Either that or he is christian. WHO KNOWS!
  33. Profile photo of summarr
    summarr Female 13-17
    188 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    Hahaha. Loved it :D
  34. Profile photo of amped35
    amped35 Male 13-17
    255 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    COME ON! WHY DIDNT I POST THIS WHEN I SAW IT D:

  35. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 6:06 am
    I lol`d. That was very clever.

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