Eli`s Dirty Jokes

Submitted by: heartx3jess 8 years ago in Funny

He isn"t your every day grandpa.
There are 36 comments:
Female 1,593
I lol`d. That was very clever.
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Male 255
COME ON! WHY DIDNT I POST THIS WHEN I SAW IT D:

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Female 188
Hahaha. Loved it :D
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Male 19
TCullen23, man, its just best sometimes to let the LDS little kiddies go live in their world. Either that or he is christian. WHO KNOWS!
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Female 330
are you serious horses rule?
wooooooow!
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Female 368
im all, for a blow job, but i refure to swallow the seamen.....

dont get it

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Male 31
Lol that was a good one.
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Male 4,867
man thats an old one,
liked how it was done though
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Male 419
haha im definitely using that one!
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Male 1,232
Haha that was pretty good... Might say it tomorrow at school.
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Male 3,296
oh man that a good one.
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Male 1,718
Oh dear. The accent didn`t make it any better.
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Male 103
I love the joke...
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Male 4,680
Sadly I think I`ll be repeating that one over and over.
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Male 59
That was funny as hell. Haha. I Lol`d.
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Male 845
wow, could have been epic....FAIL on the narrator`s part
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Male 3,425
Lion, that joke sucked.
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Male 5,190
:/ That was lame!
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Male 4,793
nice lionhart.
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Female 1,142
How strange...
I just started watching these Eli videos yesterday. o_O
My favourite so far`s gotta be the one with the dog, the pig, and the guy on the island.
Good stuff.
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Female 92
Ewww, that`s dirty.
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Male 8,302
Doctor gets a phone call from an elderly patient. "Fred Jones here doc, you know I turned 86 yesterday?"
"Sure" says the doc, "Congratulations"
"Yeah well last night I got lucky, met some 21 year old blonde triplets at the pub, they came home with me and we had an awesome foursome all night!"
"And are you experiencing chest pain, weakness, shortness of breath?"
"No"
"Well then why are you calling me and telling me about it?"
"Hell, I`m calling EVERYONE and telling them about it!"
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Male 283
ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz that joke is as old as the guy telling it
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Male 2,788
OH BOY A COUPON
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Male 9,306
LMAO! I love this guy! It`s hilarious each time! XD

Lion: VERY funny, VERRRRY funny! XD

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Male 8,302
Yay, my very own Internetz!!! Rule 34 all for me!!
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Female 9,478
LMAO opie, that was better then the video.
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Female 15,763
Lion...

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Male 663
who says senility isn`t fun?
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Male 512
Lion, I believe that joke deserves an internet. Very well played, sir! :D
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Female 1,306
that was good. im still smiling. heh. funny.
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Male 1,078
haha.
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Female 153
ROTFL @ Lion`s joke.

Oh lawd...I`mma be saving that one to use later. NICE! :-D

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Male 8,302
I walked into the kitchen to find Johnny with his d*ck in a bowl of pudding, slapping it like crazy. "Johhny, I`m fu*king disgusted!!!" I yelled. "No", re replied, "*I`M* fuc*ing dis custard, you find your own!"
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Female 153
Punny, but Cute. :)
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Female 1,578
Link: Eli`s Dirty Jokes [Rate Link] - He isn`t your every day grandpa.
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