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Date: 05/18/09 03:30 PM

34 Responses to Dirty Fight Tactics: The Seize Testicles

  1. Profile photo of iluvthissite
    iluvthissite Male 13-17
    44 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    Link: Dirty Fight Tactics: The Seize Testicles - When you`re in a fight and all else fails: Grab for the apple sack!
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    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    OMFG I lol`d so damn hard!

    Pedobear would approve!

  3. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    Yeah...I`m never gonna grab another dude`s junk -_-
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    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    Pedobear approved.
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    Godzukis_Dad Male 30-39
    211 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    Better do it right the first time because if you miss, you`re done because it`s going to enrage your attacker even more.
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    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    "So doc, do you want me to cough?"

    "No, but you will. WHAPPA!!!"

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    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    That was very homoerotic to say the least.
    See if I was that kid and my instructer told me about it, I would just take his word for it that it works and definately NOT give him a practical example on him that I have learnt how to do it....
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    smo Female 18-29
    351 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    intresting foreplay
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    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    i thought it was gonna be a fight... but the step by step instructions are way more awesome!
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    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    The music is what kills me...
  11. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3286 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    So it starts off with, "Hey kid, practice would it would be like to grab imaginary testicles coming at you from all sides", and then manages to get more creepy than that? omglolbbqroflmaowwjd
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    maxxb117 Male 18-29
    387 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    I bet his sensei is loving it
  13. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    The music...the actions...the silence of the two...good video.
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    xtremegamer Male 13-17
    97 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    "you just seize your attackers testicles! no homo!"
  15. Profile photo of Sampson623
    Sampson623 Male 13-17
    263 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    No homo?
  16. Profile photo of Shadowspirt
    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
    528 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    Erm wat... O_o
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    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
    528 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    Besides pedobear not like doods u idiots
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    Those guys enjoyed that "demo" a little too much.
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    LordNick Male 18-29
    284 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 7:48 pm
    This explains the kid who came in his pants
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 7:56 pm
    I would`ve thought this tactic was just common sense, is there really any need to point it out?
  21. Profile photo of Lawviz
    Lawviz Male 18-29
    429 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    when someone hugs you, you grab their balls. Interesting
  22. Profile photo of alphanoninc
    alphanoninc Male 70 & Over
    210 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 9:47 pm
    the music was the best part by far ;-)
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    bonzoello Male 18-29
    228 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 10:11 pm
    "Ok honey. Lets run that just a few mor ti.......oops there we go. Lesson complete. Can you pass me a towel, please?"
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    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 10:20 pm
    when the 80`s dance pop starts playing, and the guy dressed just like you puts his hands on you, grab for his penis

    makes sense to me...

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    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 11:33 pm
    @alphanoninc - /agree

    Even gay porn has to set the plot.

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 11:35 pm
    Well I took a little self defense class once and they said that when all else fails, either go for the groin or the knee.
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    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 11:52 pm
    ...I have no problem destroying the future generations of an attacker.
  28. Profile photo of Emulsifier
    Emulsifier Female 18-29
    25 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 4:16 am
    thats a little awkward to practice.
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    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 4:17 am
    looked like they were dancing, haha

    Opie - I thought that there were fewer nerve endings in the knee so it wouldn`t hurt as much (Unless you mean the back of the knee)

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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 5:52 am
    I`d say instead of the knee a downward kick on the shin of course that could relly mess up said persons leg.
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    DIETY Male 13-17
    196 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 9:01 am
    In my self defense class, I learned to either go for the neck, eyes, or groin area. If you kick someone in the kneecap it doesn`t really do a whole lot.
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    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    It`s called "Monkey steal the peach" technique.
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    raikun12 Male 18-29
    586 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    @ Emulsifier

    they looked like they enjoyed it.

    also the background music is perfect for a porno.

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