Dirty Fight Tactics: The Seize Testicles

Submitted by: iluvthissite 7 years ago Misc

When you"re in a fight and all else fails: Grab for the apple sack!
There are 34 comments:
Male 586
@ Emulsifier

they looked like they enjoyed it.

also the background music is perfect for a porno.

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Male 2,172
It`s called "Monkey steal the peach" technique.
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Male 196
In my self defense class, I learned to either go for the neck, eyes, or groin area. If you kick someone in the kneecap it doesn`t really do a whole lot.
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Male 14,330
I`d say instead of the knee a downward kick on the shin of course that could relly mess up said persons leg.
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Male 845
looked like they were dancing, haha

Opie - I thought that there were fewer nerve endings in the knee so it wouldn`t hurt as much (Unless you mean the back of the knee)

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Female 25
thats a little awkward to practice.
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Male 1,686
...I have no problem destroying the future generations of an attacker.
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Female 15,763
Well I took a little self defense class once and they said that when all else fails, either go for the groin or the knee.
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Male 1,505
@alphanoninc - /agree

Even gay porn has to set the plot.

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Male 1,297
when the 80`s dance pop starts playing, and the guy dressed just like you puts his hands on you, grab for his penis

makes sense to me...

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Male 228
"Ok honey. Lets run that just a few mor ti.......oops there we go. Lesson complete. Can you pass me a towel, please?"
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Male 210
the music was the best part by far ;-)
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Male 429
when someone hugs you, you grab their balls. Interesting
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Male 8,302
I would`ve thought this tactic was just common sense, is there really any need to point it out?
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Male 283
This explains the kid who came in his pants
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Male 11,740
Those guys enjoyed that "demo" a little too much.
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Male 527
Besides pedobear not like doods u idiots
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Male 527
Erm wat... O_o
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Male 263
No homo?
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Male 97
"you just seize your attackers testicles! no homo!"
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Female 1,306
The music...the actions...the silence of the two...good video.
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Male 387
I bet his sensei is loving it
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Male 3,310
So it starts off with, "Hey kid, practice would it would be like to grab imaginary testicles coming at you from all sides", and then manages to get more creepy than that? omglolbbqroflmaowwjd
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Female 1,264
The music is what kills me...
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Female 1,413
i thought it was gonna be a fight... but the step by step instructions are way more awesome!
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Female 351
intresting foreplay
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Male 801
That was very homoerotic to say the least.
See if I was that kid and my instructer told me about it, I would just take his word for it that it works and definately NOT give him a practical example on him that I have learnt how to do it....
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Male 1,929
"So doc, do you want me to cough?"

"No, but you will. WHAPPA!!!"

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Male 211
Better do it right the first time because if you miss, you`re done because it`s going to enrage your attacker even more.
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Male 620
Pedobear approved.
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Male 2,125
Yeah...I`m never gonna grab another dude`s junk -_-
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Female 1,436
OMFG I lol`d so damn hard!

Pedobear would approve!

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Male 5,190
Unless I`m sure I`m going to die I`m not doing that.
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Male 44
Link: Dirty Fight Tactics: The Seize Testicles [Rate Link] - When you`re in a fight and all else fails: Grab for the apple sack!
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