Did You Know?: Lots Of Techy Facts

Submitted by: The_Maddog 8 years ago in Funny

Intriguing tech statistics set to pretentious music. In short: Everyone on I-A-B is officially screwed!
There are 60 comments:
Male 109
Everybody wants to be an USA citizen until they have to go to a hospital. :O Then nobody wants to be an USA citizen.
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Female 1,077
i actually thought this was funny. as an american, i hate being an american. rip on us all you want, it`s probably true.
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Male 617
haha nice. cept im getting pretty tired of people ripping on americans...
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Male 64
vorpal sword, it`s not that people didn`t pay attention, it`s that those jokes were lame :/
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Male 2,703
I like how europeans have a stereotypical view of americans. I`m 5`10" 200lbs and my family considers me fat since most of my brothers are 5`9-5`11" and 160-175lbs tops. determining obesity via BMI is like determining IQ from SAT or internet testing, its asinine and inaccurate.

you need to actually determine fat content and factor in BMI. I`m 200lbs, but only have a fat percentage of 10-12%, thats well under the 25% "obese" rating, yet according to BMI I`m overweight, borderline obese (.5 away from obese).

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Male 1,452
how is this not funny do you guys have a the attention span of a brick?
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Male 75
"While your sitting here, some Asian kid is doing his homework."
Love it. The irony is, I`m an Asian kid sitting here, procrastinating doing my final project.
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Male 6
Well that was 2 minutes of my life wasted
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Male 100
this was basically poo
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Male 1,452
by 2015 the word drat will replace fu_ck
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Male 210
By 2040 everybody will be a nerd? Sweet, I`m finally ahead of the curve for once!
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Male 1,718
lol a bit steryotypical. While your sitting here, some Asian kid is doing his homework
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Male 596
You cant read fast enough to read This? Jesus Christ, your giving "Americans" a bad name. But, One person can never represent a whole people. (thank F^ck)
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Female 2,026
lol
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Male 283
I can`t read fast enough to care about this video
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Male 413
`DrDagger, leave husky alone. It`s not his fault he`s American. Poor thing needs a hug =(`

If you can fit your arms around him

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Male 424
DrDagger, leave husky alone. It`s not his fault he`s American. Poor thing needs a hug =(
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Male 24
jesus huskyhusky, you took that seriously? oh, theres the reason, youre American
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Male 117
You can tell it`s wrong on a lot of stuff cause it tries to predict things to happen in the future that are actually changing today.
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Male 4,004
"I like how the american facts were all true. and now i shall eat an apple. a green one. and enjoy it very much."

You eat an apple, but you`re still hungry.
I`ll eat a Hungry Man TV dinner and be well fed thank you very much. Actually that`s a lie. I`ll eat my left-over chicken wings from yesterday.

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Male 4,546
But I *am* an asian kid sitting on his ass watching this video... does that mean an American kid just did his homework?
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Female 1,412
im only writing this to be destined for greatness for the briliance of what i wrote.
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Female 227
haha.. I like the asian kid comment.
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Female 15,763
Ahahaha yaaaaay. I always felt like those "Did you know" things were dumb and wrong.
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Male 381
I like how the american facts were all true. and now i shall eat an apple. a green one. and enjoy it very much.
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Male 608
damn you vickzo. you stole exactly what i was gonna say
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Female 528
I like this because I hated the serious ones
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Male 905
hahaha greatness here i come! a Pre-Emptive f*ck you to whoevers above me
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Male 1,002
oh, snarky video, you got me good that time!
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Male 207
Don`t believe everything you see... like me for instance, I`m blind and I heard that this video was like a big hot cup of fawked up
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Male 363
lol at solovus.

Funny parody. need more now.

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Female 1,412
I belived it to begin with.... >:(
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Male 2,076
I am destined for being close to greatness, for someone will comment after me.
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Male 3,014
hay i take a fence 2 taht amreica is not teh dummest kontry on teh palnet
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Male 24
I was doing my homework while watching this... I`m Asian.
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Male 619
The stat about the desk made it all worth it. I think I`m gonna use that stat as a signature on forum boards.
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Male 2,229
That was odd; not weird, not strange, just odd. Tho the Jeopardy bit made me chuckle.
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Male 7,933
I commented. therefore im amazing
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Male 844
damn Asian kids, i could be revising for my GCSEs right now....
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Male 4,793
thanks for wasting my time.
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Male 3,425
Lol, that was great.
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Male 2,855
damn asians kids and their homework
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Male 606
/me leaves a YouTube comment.

GREATNESS.

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Male 5,189
Oh no not emocons!

>:( :D -.- _-_ (o")==O >_> <_< ^_^ v_v >:D

:) :( :| o.o o_o o-o O_O o_O 0==[=======>>

That is all.

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Female 101
lol i almost thought this was serious.
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Male 9,305
How can music be pretentious?
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Male 1,598
For a while there I thought this video was serious... Now THAT was scary.
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Male 4,242
now that was funny
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Male 548
"most of the people here could probably assume that in 2015 the fat kids aren`t REALLY going to eat the smart Indian kids."

You couldn`t be any more wrong. They are out there, and by god are they hungry...

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Female 373
Did you know, in 20 seconds time this video will become obsolete.
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Female 9,572
No you guys, I`m the greatest. So anyway, this is a spoof.
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Male 335
Funny video, but Exponential Times is a lot more entertaining overall.
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Female 360
"its a spoof or something. not real facts"
very observant yofuzzy, most of the people here could probably assume that in 2015 the fat kids aren`t REALLY going to eat the smart Indian kids.
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Male 84
If you don`t see that this is a spoof you are honestly the reason I lose hope in humanity.
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Male 298
most recent!
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Male 5,314
i am. awesome, i`m great everybody! did you hear that, i`m great!!!
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Female 1,436
Mmm, IMHO - there are way too many of these videos out there. Also, each fact is a bunch of crap.

Meh, I also don`t see how IAB is officially screwed.

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Male 886
VV It`s like the video said: "The most recent person to comment on this video is destined for greatness for the brilliance of what they wrote." ... which now means that I`m being made fun of, too, but whatever.
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Male 309
its a spoof or something. not real facts
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Male 3,369
Link: Did You Know?: Lots Of Techy Facts [Rate Link] - Intriguing tech statistics set to pretentious music. In short: Everyone on I-A-B is officially screwed!
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