Creepy Dad Gives Daughter A Crappy Gateway PC

Submitted by: DMDekoth 7 years ago Tech

Between the dad"s pedo tone of voice and the creepy background music, how did Gateway ever survive the "80s?
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Male 159
i love how he walks dramatically into the CLOSET OF COMPUTERS with the 80s rock in the back ground. i mean, he still didn`t give a clear explanation as to what he was going to use.
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Female 123
I wish I had a closet of computers.

I think I could die happy if I had one. :]

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Female 149
Why did she ask what it was and then name it?
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Female 47
incestuous. with out a doubt
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Male 603
I forget... what were the locks on computers for back in the day?
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Female 209
wtf...he talks about how that one computer fits in his budget yet he has a million of them. what was the point of presenting the computer like that in the first place? why didnt he just take his daughter into his magical closet of computerness and say, "here, choose one they`re awesome."?

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Male 467
doug >> I can tell you that my "closet of computers" is certainly not to show off Gateway`s products. *wink* *wink*
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Male 4
I think we`re all looking at the wrong thing.. look at that sweater! He needs elbow pads. Doug your worse than Buzz Killington.
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Male 189
It didn`t cost an arm and a leg. Even if it did, it would`ve been YOUR arm and leg, biatch.
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Male 282
O_O
i want one...
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Male 347
I know that nobody is reading anymore, but can we stop with pedophilia insinuations now? Dad is not out of place here, and his "closet of computers" is merely a device to show off Gateway`s products.
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Male 347
After reading more posts, I was about to call somebody out on their misunderstanding of technology, but then I realized that most readers are so young that they think home computing is at least 10 years older than reality.

For the record, the World Wide Web was announced to be free to anybody with Internet access in 1993. "Mosaic" was introduced that year.

Internet access was rare in 1993.

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Male 347
They show a glimpse of a 486 DX2-66 system. Those absolutely rocked Windows 95! I was so proud in 1998 to get an AMD 5k86-133 clock-doubler upgrade for my computer.

More power to Dad for getting his daughter a Gateway (The best of the best at the time)!

Clorow--surely you remember wrong with the year 1974--did you mean 1984?

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Female 901
"MINI desktop computer"?? how the hell is that think MINI???
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Male 372
wtf a computer montage with hard rock playing?
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Male 144
I love when computers used to end with "system", I had a Zenith Data System...
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Male 86
Kind of reminds me of the computer from 1974 in my attic. Runs on MS-DOS, has a whopping 10 MB hard drive. No GUI, at all.
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Female 393
had these in my elementary school back in 2004. they really needed to update...
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Male 422
I wish my computer would start up that fast :( Damn, computers just get slower and slower! :P
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Male 109
ok cut out all the computer lingo, close your eyes and what does your inner eye see? pedo bear seal of approval!
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Male 914
ok, back in the day gateway used to be more successful than Dell then suddenly got its butt kicked...now i know why...
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Female 1,082
weeeeeird. even weirder, is that i actually vaguely remember seeing this when i was a kid.
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Female 153
geez, that was during the web 1.0 days. A computer really was a big deal then- I was a prodigy user back then with a packard bell 456 and a 14.4 k modem. I bounced from AO-Hell and finally when my small town finally started having it`s own dial up I thought I had it made.
Now I won`t settle for anything less than high speed internet, a wireless router and dual processors. Web 2.0 has us spoiled.
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Male 9,306
"what is it?"
"Its for you!"
"Oh wow, a Gateway 2000-"

Yeah she knew what it was...and then the porn music while he was around the other computers was JUST WRONG!

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Male 8
"Take a look at this"
"Daddy! what`s this?"
"This is for you"
"For me Daddy? I can`t believe it"

..... That, to me, doesn`t sound good at all...

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Female 83
what the heck?
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Female 410
As someone pointed out already, this was not the 80`s. But if you aren`t old enough to remember this, then it`s understandable. It`s like me mistaking things from the 70`s to be from the 60`s. Similar tackiness.
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Female 710
The music sounded like a mix of music from Portal and music from Super Mario 64.
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Female 47
Hey, that`s better then the used Tandy my dad brought home in 93...
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Male 336
*speechless*
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Male 83
So, he bought his daughter a computer and then... ascended? Attained enlightenment? Was sucked into the nexus? Vaporized by a pink wall to atone for his creepiness???
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Male 817
He never answered her question. What the hell is he going to use?!?!?!
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Female 382
that was horrible!! lol
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Male 120
this was 1994, not teh 80`s
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Male 1,232
What the hell was that? Some kind of computer strip club? (At the end)
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Male 4,594
I loved the 80`s.
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Male 14,330
Ahhh memories of DOS and DOOM.
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Male 845
if you change the video and edit the audio, this could be much more awkward
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Male 525
Bows before Lionhart2`s oringinality and awesomeness
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Male 21
I want that dude`s closet! So many computers!
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Male 845
if you change the video and edit the audio, this could be much more awkward
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Male 8,302
> tp1212
> translation: I got a new computer and used an ancient casing! BOW BEFORE MY ORIGINALITY AND AWESOMENESS!

Probably not the best time to mention the dual processor MiniMac/PC that I installed into an old Commodore 64 case then...

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Male 299
"i have the same computer i took every thing out of it, and put brand new everything."
translation:
I got a new computer and used an ancient casing! BOW BEFORE MY ORIGINALITY AND AWESOMENESS!
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Male 419
reeeych: yes, yes he did.
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Male 4,290
I`ve got something that will grow as she grows.
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Male 516
It didn´t cost much, but even if it did, it wouldn´t matter...

XD

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Female 18
Did he just ... fondle... that computer????
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Male 3,301
They had women back then? No wai!
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Male 106
"but daddy, what are you going to use?"

"Fear not child, for i have this closet full of PCs which is right this minute running my international Gerbil-Porn ring"

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Male 1,002
He seems so generous until he reveals that he actually has a whole room full of them for himself.
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Male 33
I like the way he says its ok because it didnt cost an arm and a leg and then walks out to his SHED full of them, id be thinking he has fifty and i get one? Cheap drat!
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Male 54
That is one creepy dad. But I envy him and his massive cluster of crappy pcs.
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Male 54
That is one creepy dad. But I envy him and his massive cluster of crappy pcs.
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Male 57
i have the same computer i took every thing out of it, and put brand new everything.
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Female 166
I`ve had therapists that sort of sound like him. In fact, almost all my male therapists have sort of sounded like him. Maybe that`s why I hate male therapists so much. Ugh.
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Female 2,927
the acting.. sooooooooo baaaaad!
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Male 288
Well... wheres the "mini" part?
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Male 2,582
Yea, that Dad was totally high on PCP. What they didn`t show was what really happened when she asked what he would use... Him staring at the wall drooling with that creepy smile while the daughter calls "Dad?....Dad?...DAD!".
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Male 5,190
I think I have one of those collecting dust in my shed.
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Male 1,557
MINI desktop? Wow, that was mini? Also hooray for horrendous acting!

I like how she said "what`s this?" then knew the brand and model, heh.

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Female 741
i used to play games on those...god.

was it just me or did that go into a total space out and leave that chick behind?

dsadsajdask

weird.

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Male 362
i miss my gateway. and im not joking, i evolved my computer knowledge on that thing.
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Male 2,388
did he just ignore her question and walk away?
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Male 115
"but be able to grow as you grow" The way he said it sounded so 1990`s cartoon style
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Male 612
My ipod is more powerful then that computer...
lol
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Male 86
They zoomed in on one of the computers--it was a 4DX2-66... 486 with dual 66Mhz processors-- I had one of those brand new from Packard Bell in like 1993. It came with a 512MB hard drive and 4MB of RAM lol. Internet was brand new and I was on the early Earthlink network (when it was a multi-level startup) as well as the original MSN and Compuserve...


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Male 338
great job
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Male 338
i like the sexy computer rock music...
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Male 25
wow. that was really bad
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Male 330
He should have added "it will be our little secret" Seriously WTF lol
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Male 353
wow, i had one of these, 200mhz
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Male 46
when he walks into the room with the light he looks like hes chaffing or whatever its called where you get a rash from your thighs rubbing together

haha i get it, its really painful, its what i get for letting myself get soooo outta shape

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Male 154
I think the best part of this commercial was the fact that there are phones out there that are better than those pcs.
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Male 679
He has a closet of 30 computers and he only gives her one? Stingy!

And the fact that she didn`t know about them means he must have acquired them all quite quickly... I`m guessing they all fell off a truck?

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Male 11
wicked guitar solo
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Male 100
This Commercial was Pedo-Bear approved :)
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Male 111
I didn`t think he sounded all that creepy. Maybe that makes me a creeper.
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Female 665
Super Gateway Dad Man ftw!
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Male 886
""Try watching the first 0:24 with your eyes closed."
How do you watch something with your eyes closed?"

wa wa waaaaaaaa

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Male 15,510
Where I can buy one?
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Male 388
"haha I loved the cheesy porn music as he walked through the corridor of computers :P"

i was thinking the exact same thing...lulz

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Female 460
0-o my dad got me a Gateway notebook for Christmas a few years back...but he didn`t explain anything in a creepy tone, thank god.
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Male 26
"Try watching the first 0:24 with your eyes closed."

How do you watch something with your eyes closed?

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Male 1,505
He should`ve had a mustache.
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Male 30
haha I loved the cheesy porn music as he walked through the corridor of computers :P
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Male 394
OHpoo! i wish my computer was half that good, and my dad was half that pedo!!
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Male 719
It`s amazing that Gateway survived the 80`s, considering that (at least according to videogum) it`s from 1994.

Of course, I was assuming it was early to mid 90`s because it reminded me of the 33Mhz and 66Mhz processor PCs I had around that time, going from Windows 3.1 to 95.

Heh, back in the good old days when my cousin was jealous of me for having a hard drive, and a color monitor.

(Note that I`m only 21 BTW)

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Female 838
this would be a great candidate for the unnecessary censorship :P
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Male 54
Try watching the first 0:24 with your eyes closed.
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Male 820
hehehe anyone here remember e machines?
anything looks like the greatest computer in comparison.
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Female 153
"When it comes to beating it, no-one can beat it like I can beat it Horrific. I`m the world`s bestest at beating it."

I will pretend you didn`t just call me "Horrific". LOL. :-D That was just plain Hoborrible. 8-)

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Male 8,302
When it comes to beating it, no-one can beat it like I can beat it Horrific. I`m the world`s bestest at beating it.
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Female 153
Dang it Lion, ya beat me to it. :P *shakes fist in mock anger*
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Female 153
My favorite part is when daddy makes her think she is so special because he got her a computer all for herself, as if he made some huge personal sacrifice to get her a computer and then the daughter asks "but it can`t be just mine alone, what are you going to use?"

....and then daddy dearest walks through his secret pedobear-approved closet of doom; chock full of at least 50 pcs he`s been hiding away for his own personal use, and there she was thinking she was special because daddy let her have ONE. :-D :-D :-D EPIC ENDING.

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Male 8,302
Wow, a MINI desktop, its so... tiny!! But what are you gonna use daddy? Well darling, don`t tell your mother, but I have an entire room full of computers for browsing kiddie pron, right next to that special "Pink Door" room of mine. Once I get some keyboards, I`ll be very happy...
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Male 897
Here`s something to help you forget the years of gratuitous sexual abuse, honey!

btw, the comments so far on this post have made me LoLz!

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Male 367
Whoa, he could hire a bunch of Chinese teenagers and farm gold on WoW with all of those computers and make some serious money!
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Male 506
Wow, the rock music implies that Gateway is HARDCORE! I believe it, Gateway! Sell me your computers!
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Male 599
Oh yeah, she calls him daddy all night long.
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Male 145
Lucky Deekie! (or was it Dickie? Either way, I feel bad for the girl)
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Female 1,306
so her dad owns an entire room full of computers. plenty of hard disk space for looking at his favorite child porn.
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Male 2,344
He sounds like the rabbit from Alice in Wonderland.
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Male 1,629
wow idk i think shes more messed up then he is, she is WAY to old to say daddy and gateway wasnt and still isnt horrible, they are as good as dell and them. and WAY better then HP and its little bastard labels
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Female 81
i`m on a gateway laptop right now...fml
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Female 1,095
mini desktop. lmao
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Female 33
I find the dad`s voice soothing.
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Male 3,014
v I suspect this guy`s username is compensating for something.
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Male 3,014
"This will be good for you."

The last words you hear before your sanity is wrenched from you.

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Male 888
Link: Creepy Dad Gives Daughter A Crappy Gateway PC [Rate Link] - Between the dad`s pedo tone of voice and the creepy background music, how did Gateway ever survive the `80s?
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