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Date: 05/06/09 06:00 PM

200 Responses to Creepiest Person You Will Meet On the Internet

  1. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    Link: Creepiest Person You Will Meet On the Internet - If his job is to make all of us feel better about ourselves, then mission accomplished. You may now poop in your pants.
  2. Profile photo of Hedkwab
    Hedkwab Male 18-29
    340 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    The 40 year old virgin wasn`t supposed to be fat.
  3. Profile photo of Flame00091
    Flame00091 Female 13-17
    87 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    =O

    words can not describe this for me right now.
    Haha he is a creeper.

    Its kind of funny how he opens about the "naughty videos"

  4. Profile photo of jhe394
    jhe394 Male 13-17
    35 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    good lord.
  5. Profile photo of roxidied
    roxidied Female 13-17
    322 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    `naughty nature`
    oh dear...
  6. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    > Creepiest Person You Will Meet On the Internet

    Hey, Shenanigans!! That`s not me!

  7. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    Yes it is lion
  8. Profile photo of funkerbink
    funkerbink Male 30-39
    29 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    He has an internet history. http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-C...
    not for the faint of heart
  9. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    hes a virgin...
  10. Profile photo of hi2pi
    hi2pi Male 30-39
    736 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    there are so many things that could be said, how do i start?
  11. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    ok, I just stopped at
    "I recycle my own semen"
  12. Profile photo of Fugglystick
    Fugglystick Male 18-29
    97 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    poo.. thats me in the future
  13. Profile photo of Treli1337
    Treli1337 Male 13-17
    249 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    HAHAHAHA he`s THIS GUY?!
  14. Profile photo of hi2pi
    hi2pi Male 30-39
    736 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    there are so many things that could be said, how do i start?
    oh, okay i just read that he claims to be a high-functioning autistic person. that makes more sense.
  15. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    Ohhh.......my..........god...........

    I don`t even know where to start. Wow. All of the worst nerd/computer geek/loser in mom`s basement stereotypes rolled into one scary human.

    I am stunned.

  16. Profile photo of Lou-Saydus
    Lou-Saydus Male 13-17
    216 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    .......
  17. Profile photo of util
    util Male 18-29
    136 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    I stopped at "I recycle my own semen." I don`t even wanna know why, or how, or whatever. I`ll go take a third bath now.
  18. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    i was really just expecting a picture that just said "/b/"
    i am dissapoint in you son.
  19. Profile photo of Bullish
    Bullish Male 30-39
    108 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    I think someone should tell him that the sperm do not survive the hydrochloric acid in the stomach. Recycling...riiiight
  20. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    Jesus christ. I actually feel a little sick.
  21. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    wait wait wait... time out... when he says RECYCLE... does he REALLY mean what i think he does? AKA cum guzzler?
  22. Profile photo of Lockon
    Lockon Male 18-29
    376 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    Chris-chan is old news.
  23. Profile photo of Zombiemike
    Zombiemike Male 18-29
    552 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    LOL who told him it works like that?!?!
  24. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    98% of the guys on the internet today, right there.
  25. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    i got into a minute of it

    oh my god.

  26. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    Being a science-fiction nerd usually requires a decent grasp on science. This guy is so clueless.
  27. Profile photo of endleslie
    endleslie Female 30-39
    9 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    HE RECYCLES IT??? HE WANTS TO HAVE CHILDREN??? sweet jeeebus plz dnt let him spawn!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  28. Profile photo of Razamire
    Razamire Female 18-29
    660 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    recycle..Taste?!! Ewww what is he talking about?
    Omg, I`ve watched too much Family Guy,his whole story and his voice would fit right in it

    Argh I dont want hear his voice anymore unless he`s a cartoon!

  29. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    Doesn`t he realize that if you eat semen then the only thing that will happen is that they will be instantly killed by the acid
    in the stomach and their protein will be converted by the enzymes (pepsin?) into amino acids?
  30. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 7:06 pm
    Typical Youtuber and/or I-am-bored enthusiast
  31. Profile photo of krath
    krath Male 18-29
    265 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    I feel extreme disgust and pity for this bastard.
  32. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    oh bluuurrgg. I was eating a cheese sandwich when he said "I recycle my own semen". I then stopped eating said cheese sandwich and promptly spewed!

    Thanx IAB...thanx a lot!

  33. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 7:14 pm
    Uh, this guy has autism.
  34. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    i hope to gawd this is fake i realy do
  35. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    spoon so do i (aspergers) and i would never even consider the shat he does
  36. Profile photo of Coodude26
    Coodude26 Male 13-17
    340 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 7:21 pm
    This is the first time in my life I have actually gagged at a video. I`ve been extremely annulled from most things (ITS TEH VIDJUR GAMES) and this is the most disgusting thing I`ve ever seen.
  37. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 7:22 pm
    "spoon so do i (aspergers) and i would never even consider the shat he does"

    Well there are different levels of autism. You`re miiiiiles ahead of this guy. o-o;

    Someone... someone explain to me how... he.. recycles it!? WHAT!?

  38. Profile photo of wake_n_bake
    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
    663 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    "an anonymous female individual"

    oh really?

  39. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    Opie - think OM NOM NOM.


    Apparently, that`s "recycling" now.

  40. Profile photo of archanos
    archanos Male 13-17
    158 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    Oh yeah this guy is a complete weaboo that loves japan and is usually trolled by 4chan a lot. I hate him. Plus he thinks he can draw anime.
  41. Profile photo of robotobunneh
    robotobunneh Female 18-29
    265 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    Funny story, those "unborn children" of yours? They definitely just dissolve in your stomach :)
  42. Profile photo of shaboinkin
    shaboinkin Male 18-29
    456 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 7:35 pm
    wtf
    omg
    really?
  43. Profile photo of DavioMagnifi
    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    600 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    HE DRINKS IT?!?!?!?!?!
  44. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    I`m pretty sure this guy is trolling. Wait until he uploads another video and then be amazed at my insight.
  45. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    Alien for sure........"I should be treated as an equal among the human population"

    All those out there who pray for aliens to come and live with us need to look no further.....you have found your new bestest friend. and guess what you can make drinks for each other.

  46. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    Not saying he doesn`t have autism and isn`t retarded, but he`s still trolling.
  47. Profile photo of sam0hT
    sam0hT Male 13-17
    229 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    I hope this isn`t real.
  48. Profile photo of scromlette
    scromlette Female 18-29
    75 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 8:05 pm
    Wow I didn`t think I would see chris-chan cross over to the IAB bored.

    He`s quite old news if you follow ED or 4chan.

  49. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 8:10 pm
    On the bright side, he is keeping his body full with calcium and iron which are lost in pretty decent amounts on each climax.
  50. Profile photo of jamzzz
    jamzzz Female 18-29
    179 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    I dont even know how to react to something like this.


  51. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    ED? scromlette? eh?
  52. Profile photo of Fritolicious
    Fritolicious Male 18-29
    199 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    wot
  53. Profile photo of SpankyJake
    SpankyJake Male 18-29
    101 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    i got to "yes i masturbate" and pretty much decided i had seen enough...

    strange strange man...

  54. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    THE NEXT BOXXY!

    No?

  55. Profile photo of scromlette
    scromlette Female 18-29
    75 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 8:29 pm
    AnwarNova: ED? scromlette? eh?

    ED = Encyclopedia Drammatica.
    Scromlette - Um, = me.

  56. Profile photo of LordNick
    LordNick Male 18-29
    284 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    I think I found my new Jesus.
  57. Profile photo of Zerro
    Zerro Male 18-29
    628 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    Ugh he reminds me of this kid that`s in some of my classes. He always makes class sooo awkward with how he answers questions.
  58. Profile photo of vague
    vague Female 13-17
    4 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 8:35 pm
    he`s cute!
  59. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3290 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 8:48 pm
    Just a bit autistic. Why does that have to be creepy?
  60. Profile photo of BrandNewHero
    BrandNewHero Male 18-29
    45 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 8:48 pm
    Recycling Semen!!!!????? WTF!?
  61. Profile photo of its_steve
    its_steve Male 18-29
    57 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 8:51 pm
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
    Almost made 0:53, then he said "I recycle my semen"
  62. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    also, my dad walked into the room at the
    "I recycle my semen" bit...,
    he wouldn`t shut up about it

    also, I managed to watch the whole thing through.
    I have a twitch in my eye now.

  63. Profile photo of joofro
    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    holy drating poo he drinks his own cum thats sick
  64. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    788 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 9:06 pm
    wtf
  65. Profile photo of audiosncracy
    audiosncracy Male 18-29
    185 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 9:08 pm
    He reminds me of the old perverted grandpa from family guy...
  66. Profile photo of _optimusmars
    _optimusmars Male 18-29
    103 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 9:14 pm
    what? whats wrong with drinking your own semen, spanking yourself and wearing diapers?

    its my fav

  67. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 9:16 pm
    .........Waaaaaaaaaaaahh......WAaaaaaaaaaaahh. Sob sob Why did I have to watch that... sob sob
  68. Profile photo of KnightRockr
    KnightRockr Male 18-29
    167 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 9:17 pm
    dude needs to get some action.... i say we sacrifice one of the ladies in here to do the deed.... it`s tragic....
  69. Profile photo of boone
    boone Male 18-29
    121 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 9:17 pm
    Good God! Just turn away, forget you ever came to this page. Go watch Keyboard Cat or something.
  70. Profile photo of tricia1342
    tricia1342 Female 30-39
    123 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 9:21 pm
    I like how he "confessed" to masturbating . .

    Friend,
    We hear your voice.
    We notice your tube socks.
    We see your bedroom.
    We are not surprised.
    What other choice do you have?

  71. Profile photo of papakilljoy
    papakilljoy Male 18-29
    126 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 9:22 pm
    oddly enough this isn`t the first time i have heard of someone one "recycling" there semen an ex girlfriend told me that her present boyfriend came on her back,smeared it around and then proceeded to lick it up when he thought she was asleep.
  72. Profile photo of KnightRockr
    KnightRockr Male 18-29
    167 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 9:25 pm
    dude needs to get some action.... i say we sacrifice one of the ladies in here to do the deed.... it`s tragic....
  73. Profile photo of tricia1342
    tricia1342 Female 30-39
    123 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    "recycling" itself isn`t THAT over the top, it is just usually done with a sexual partner, not solo. Very few people wash down cups of their own soft serve. This guy and chicks in Japaneese porn.
  74. Profile photo of mag316
    mag316 Male 18-29
    43 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 9:30 pm
    oh jesus h christ, there is just so much wrong here i dont even know where to start...JESUS CHRIST!!!
  75. Profile photo of Godzukis_Dad
    Godzukis_Dad Male 30-39
    211 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 9:33 pm
    Apparently my fetish is masochism because I actually watched that whole thing.

    Recycling semen so that he maintains a high sperm count?????? Please breed! FTW!

  76. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 9:39 pm
    I volunteer tricia to do it.
  77. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 9:49 pm
    He never miss a date with handrea
  78. Profile photo of tricia1342
    tricia1342 Female 30-39
    123 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 9:51 pm
    hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    Well, grown men in diapers ARE hot. I may be just the one to teach him the birds and bees.

  79. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 9:52 pm
    "Recycling semen so that he maintains a high sperm count?????? Please breed! FTW!"
    _______________________________________________

    I`m just going to go ahead and take the FTW as
    Frak the world.
    because if this bastard breeds, we are all dead.
    ALL OF US

  80. Profile photo of Filipino916
    Filipino916 Male 18-29
    494 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 9:56 pm
    I was wondering what this link meant. Until I saw this interesting recycling video )-|
  81. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 10:12 pm
    for pete`s sake, why!?
  82. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 10:14 pm
  83. Profile photo of lightingbug
    lightingbug Male 30-39
    181 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 10:20 pm
    Well, I`m relieved that I don`t have to do it. That`s a "load" off.
  84. Profile photo of Erunen
    Erunen Male 18-29
    190 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 10:30 pm
    "We`re only human... nuthin to be ashamed of."

    ... No sir... there is a LOT to be ashamed of. Oh yeah.

  85. Profile photo of soaperguy29
    soaperguy29 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 10:46 pm
    bahahaha. worth watching all the way through.
  86. Profile photo of paulyshore
    paulyshore Female 18-29
    89 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 10:47 pm
    i wonder what his username is on iab..
  87. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 10:47 pm
    "To avoid losing unborn children" - Sorry pal, just because it goes back in, doesn`t mean they live.

    By trying to explain everything, he`s really just making his own image worse, which is unfortunate.

    He`s ripping himself open to more ridicule, and I feel sorry for him as he has a huge tidal wave of trolling headed for him. No one but trolls deserve trolling.

    Poor guy.

  88. Profile photo of Freemind2po
    Freemind2po Male 13-17
    154 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 10:48 pm
    Ummm, just to let you know this guy is mentally hanidcapped...I am not joking.
  89. Profile photo of Mariam67
    Mariam67 Female 18-29
    173 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 10:48 pm
    We should let him eat his semen for the next 40 years and then tell him that you can`t get sperm back that way because even if your stomach acid didn`t kill them, there`s no way they could get back to where they started. Just for the laughs.
  90. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 10:52 pm
    wow. just wow.
  91. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 10:54 pm
    What is the context of this vid anyway? I doubt he just had this little rant randomly...
  92. Profile photo of ChronicBored
    ChronicBored Male 18-29
    92 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 11:02 pm
    This umm..."person" is a perfect example of what NOT to do on/with the internet.
  93. Profile photo of frenchroast
    frenchroast Male 30-39
    446 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 11:10 pm
    When he said he recycled his semen, I thought "Oh my god, he`s going to mention that he leaves his spooge in his blue box for the nice man to pick up on tuesdays". No, it was worse.
  94. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 11:22 pm
    Who is this scary scary person? :/
  95. Profile photo of bulbasaur
    bulbasaur Female 18-29
    168 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 11:24 pm
    Oh boy...IAB has discovered the horrors of Chris chan.
    *runs in terror*
  96. Profile photo of MikeW
    MikeW Male 30-39
    137 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 11:31 pm
    I`ve wasted billions of little spermies on kleenex that I could have recycled by eating?! Oh, the guilt.
  97. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 11:35 pm
    Well I think I have finally seen everything now or at least I hope I have...
  98. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 11:38 pm
    way to long and nerd festicle for me to stay interest..
  99. Profile photo of mcflylives
    mcflylives Male 30-39
    334 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 12:26 am
    made it to 1:40 then puked in my mouth a little.
    "recycling" the sperm wont give him a higher count.
    basic knowledge learned in 7th grade health class.
    thats just nasty.
  100. Profile photo of klgrl7681
    klgrl7681 Female 18-29
    70 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 12:41 am
    Oh. My. God. As soon as I heard "I recyle my sperm" I stopped the video. That is just sick. I`m glad I have a strong stomach, I was eating lunch while I watched this.
  101. Profile photo of stankilla
    stankilla Male 18-29
    123 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 12:50 am
    I love everybody, but this is where the buck stops. Im sick to my stomach...Does anybody see all the action figures in the background? Is he in his MOM`s house?!The sad part is that the internet gives freaks like this a place to broadcast their sick sado-masochistic fantasies to a world that would otherwise be repulsed...Def the wierdest guy I`ve ever seen on the internet....
  102. Profile photo of Smashking
    Smashking Male 18-29
    773 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 12:55 am
    "Sonichu", definitely explains a LOT about the video...
  103. Profile photo of beeyooteeful
    beeyooteeful Female 18-29
    546 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:17 am
    LOL

    BUZZ LIGHTYEAR UPPER RIGHT CORNER

    LOOOOOL

  104. Profile photo of Tidbit
    Tidbit Female 70 & Over
    268 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:30 am
    i just wrote him off as another nerd but then i started to listen to what he was saying.

    LOL. does recycling = eating??
    WTF?!

  105. Profile photo of Jimboom
    Jimboom Male 18-29
    45 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:34 am
    Riiiggghhhhtt.
    So basically you just enjoy drinking your own cum when you spank the monkey. Don`t go try pretty it up by saying you recycle it or give some bullpoo about not wasting any unborn children.
    Just tell it like it is man. Your a freak. Embrace your freakyness. Hell if you do then you might even land a nice young guy one day.
  106. Profile photo of Tidbit
    Tidbit Female 70 & Over
    268 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:35 am
    LOL
    "i have some fetishes. not exactly sure how to describe them.."

    the images running through my mind..
    oh dear god.

  107. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
    499 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:45 am
    Wow, now I`m suddenly not as big a nerd...

    He recycles his semen?
    What kind of creep is he?

  108. Profile photo of SonicSophie
    SonicSophie Female 18-29
    354 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:48 am
    It`s not really recycling...it`s eating. In a way I guess it is recycling...maybe he`s getting some form of nutrients from it??? But it`s not like it goes back into his testicles...gross. I`m making myself ill.

  109. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
    499 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:49 am
    Is this guy serious? He can`t possibly be serious. I call bullpoo, too much retardation in a single video.
  110. Profile photo of Sinclair
    Sinclair Male 30-39
    269 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:58 am
    Nobody can be that drated up. I think it was staged, and the 2 cans of Pepsi behind him while he tells us what a loser he is...think about it
  111. Profile photo of JarvisKnot
    JarvisKnot Male 18-29
    268 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 2:51 am
    looks like chris finally made it onto i-a-b
    it was only a matter of time
  112. Profile photo of andtothedrew
    andtothedrew Male 18-29
    252 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 3:15 am
    He`s hot.
  113. Profile photo of hated0love
    hated0love Female 18-29
    344 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 3:59 am
    i could not watch it all it kind of got boring to
  114. Profile photo of Litheran
    Litheran Male 18-29
    51 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 4:14 am
    Awesome.
  115. Profile photo of Webz
    Webz Male 18-29
    542 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 4:15 am
    Aw Hell No! What`s wrong with the world?
  116. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 4:28 am
    i stopped after 10 seconds. i realised he is probably be a pedo with all the toys.....wierd
  117. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 4:35 am
    pedo :(
  118. Profile photo of PD711
    PD711 Male 18-29
    61 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 4:36 am
    no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
  119. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 4:43 am
    HAHAHAHA! this guy is.... one of a kind.

    Where else could you find a video containing eating sperm, spanking yourself and pooing in adult diapers?

    If "private matters are private matters", you shouldn`t post it on youtube.

  120. Profile photo of sims3k
    sims3k Male 18-29
    97 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 4:45 am
    HE DRINKS HIS OWN CUM AFTER HE MASTURBATES????????????????
  121. Profile photo of screwzlooose
    screwzlooose Male 30-39
    385 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 4:45 am
    uh, no!
  122. Profile photo of someguy83
    someguy83 Male 18-29
    119 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 4:54 am
    he`s not sure how to describe them? sounds like he just did. and if he doesn`t consider those fetishes then I am scared to think of what he does...
  123. Profile photo of Realbman
    Realbman Male 13-17
    342 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 5:09 am
    LOLOLOLOLOL aspergers
  124. Profile photo of rebetikas
    rebetikas Male 30-39
    213 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 5:22 am
    Recycling so he doesn`t lose any unborn children, and so he can keep his semen count up!? that`s a new level of dumb right there.
  125. Profile photo of Mo73
    Mo73 Male 30-39
    322 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 5:26 am
    BIG OL WTF right there.
  126. Profile photo of sock-stealer
    sock-stealer Female 18-29
    122 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 5:35 am
    It`s fake, right?
    The man`s a brilliant comedic actor, right?
    RIGHT?!
    AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
  127. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 5:52 am
    I would poop my pants after that, but what if he`s watching?

    Anybody else think we`re looking at a younger version of...

  128. Profile photo of 5577
    5577 Male 13-17
    518 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 5:53 am
    This is rediculous, what will his girlfriend say!?
  129. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 6:55 am
    Hey, he swallows.
  130. Profile photo of Freelop
    Freelop Male 18-29
    442 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 7:01 am
    must be an actors, the universe surely wouldn`t allow a real person like that to exist.

    He admitted he drinks his on semen?

  131. Profile photo of stoogenuge
    stoogenuge Male 18-29
    33 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 7:33 am
    Not sure he understands how reproduction works.
  132. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1895 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 7:53 am
    poor, poor, sad, little, man......

    "This is rediculous, what will his girlfriend say!?"

    HAHAHAHAHA, like this guy has EVER had a girlfriend, and blow up dolls DO NOT count.

  133. Profile photo of Badlad99
    Badlad99 Male 13-17
    37 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 8:03 am
    God dammit Chris chan
  134. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 8:52 am
    And of course I just watched that entire thing.
  135. Profile photo of johnnyab
    johnnyab Male 18-29
    68 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 8:56 am
    jesus, pretty tragic. poor guy.
  136. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 9:14 am
    drat my life.
  137. Profile photo of R4di4ti0n2
    R4di4ti0n2 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 9:21 am
    Recycles his semen?!?!

    Oh...my.

    Also, am i the only one who Lol`d at the PS3 chat pad. Who the hell is this guy going to chat to? Unless...he probably has a female AVI on HOME. Ewww.

  138. Profile photo of wombatmaster
    wombatmaster Male 18-29
    22 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 9:37 am
    it`s like a car accident, it was so awful but i just couldn`t look away.
  139. Profile photo of musicofnight
    musicofnight Female 30-39
    94 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 9:45 am
    I just realized how he recycles it....shudder.
  140. Profile photo of SherbertFizz
    SherbertFizz Female 18-29
    277 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 9:46 am
    Does anyone else feel like they just got molested via internet?
  141. Profile photo of dairy
    dairy Male 18-29
    382 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 10:12 am
    oh christ...it got weird at recycling semen in 1.03.....and then he said "depending on the taste....." *vomited*
  142. Profile photo of Kaleotera
    Kaleotera Female 18-29
    472 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 10:15 am
    Ok, I had to stop that about 2 minutes in. I had my limit at recycling.

    *runs to bathroom to throw up*

  143. Profile photo of WolfStar
    WolfStar Female 18-29
    455 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 10:19 am
    Oh, the horror. I have genuine goosebumps. So very creepy.
  144. Profile photo of dairy
    dairy Male 18-29
    382 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 10:22 am
    omfg....just watched the rest......im sickened. he deserved to be placed on a pedestal in a stadium, where his videos are screened so the whole world can laugh at him in person.
  145. Profile photo of Ace_Cosmo
    Ace_Cosmo Female 13-17
    165 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 10:34 am
    I do believe someone should get this guy to a psychiatrist or therapist or something. He must have had some sort of trauma as a child that caused him to end up like this...
  146. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3362 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 10:36 am
    c`mon...this has to be a joke.
  147. Profile photo of tp1212
    tp1212 Male 13-17
    299 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 10:40 am
    OH MY GOD... My eyes actually started watering...
  148. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 10:45 am
    He does wha...?
  149. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1185 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 10:47 am
    No . . . this guy has to masturbate? What`s wrong with girls today? This guy is a super catch, he`s already got a room full of toys for your future children. Think of the money you can save!
  150. Profile photo of loadstar
    loadstar Male 30-39
    307 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 11:14 am
    Holy crap, what a weirdo. I bet he`s got all kinds of people putting the lotion in the basket in HIS basement.
  151. Profile photo of imogenheep
    imogenheep Male 18-29
    150 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 11:18 am
    WHAT THE F U C K ?!
  152. Profile photo of RckThsPrty
    RckThsPrty Female 13-17
    267 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 11:19 am
    i know a guy just like this...
  153. Profile photo of IhartSqwerls
    IhartSqwerls Male 18-29
    174 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 11:32 am
    Come on RckThsPrty, I`m not THAT bad. At least I wear a bow tie with my adult diapers...Gotta keep it classy ya know?
  154. Profile photo of Bored2Run
    Bored2Run Female 18-29
    267 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 11:32 am
    O.....M.....F.....G

    *runs*

  155. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    WEEEEE ARE GONNA BE TOGETHER FOREVER! I CAN FEEL THE COSMOSSS!

    peace.

    trollin, surley?

  156. Profile photo of The_Waz
    The_Waz Male 18-29
    169 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    "I recycle my own semen." -.- nuff said bro YOU FAIL
  157. Profile photo of BrainBits
    BrainBits Male 30-39
    445 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    OHMIGOD

    Holy crap. :O at recycling semen, then I`d jump ahead in the video and pop right into a whole `nother conversation about something else freaking weird.

    I`ll treat him as an equal in the human population, sure. I`d LMFAO at any one of you if you said these things.

  158. Profile photo of BrainBits
    BrainBits Male 30-39
    445 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    Litheran
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    25 Posts Thursday, May 07, 2009 4:14:55 AM

    Awesome.


    HAHAHAAHAHAHHAAA HAHAH HAHAAA HAHAHAH HA A AOH MY.

    That`s funny.

    Awesome.

  159. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2591 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    that ruined "peace" forever for me
  160. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    He`s probably the nerdiest I`ve ever met, but he doesn`t have anything that can match how creepy some people can be. He`s probably around the 2000s on the creepiest people on the internet.
  161. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    I can`t tell if he`s joking or not. I really can`t.

    Do these people really exist? He looks legit...

  162. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    He`s real, he goes by the name "Chris-chan", and he has asperger`s.

    Also, at Slade:
    This
    (disregard the caption, it`s just the picture of him I was going for...)

  163. Profile photo of summarr
    summarr Female 13-17
    188 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    EW WTF. I couldn`t even finish watching this.
    Once again, I am scarred for life. :X
  164. Profile photo of summarr
    summarr Female 13-17
    188 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    Oh Wite Wolfos. That picture. Why?
  165. Profile photo of n0n
    n0n Male 18-29
    342 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    "i am a healthy, sane, sound-minded individual"
    *pending proof*
  166. Profile photo of AlewaresXD
    AlewaresXD Male 18-29
    222 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    CWC LOL
  167. Profile photo of jimenfel001
    jimenfel001 Female 13-17
    175 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    WHAT A SICKO! (I`m scarred for life!)|-(
  168. Profile photo of injeckshun
    injeckshun Male 18-29
    125 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    ehh. ehhhh! ehhhhh!!!!! EEHHHHHH!!!!EHHHHh!!!!!EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!EHHHHH!!EHHHHHH!!! SEMEN RECYCLING AND SELF SPANKING!!! OOHHHH NOOOEESSS!!!OHH NO NO NOEEESS!!!!
  169. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    his youtube channel is full of other winners such as this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDF09Jaos...

    where do you think that fish ended up?

  170. Profile photo of Leiaisluf
    Leiaisluf Female 13-17
    192 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    Epic WIN.
  171. Profile photo of Clarkie_3
    Clarkie_3 Female 13-17
    198 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    thats just sad. I mean really, clearly he has some problems mentally or psychologically, whic is made worse by everyone making fun of him. I mean yes, he`s awkward and says the wrong things, but he sounds a LOT like a kid I know with autism. And my autistic friend can`t help being the way he is...I suspect the same is true for this guy.
  172. Profile photo of Youcantwin
    Youcantwin Male 18-29
    162 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    I just forwarded this to everyone i know :)

    Quick question:
    ...so he drinks it?

  173. Profile photo of jar-head
    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    lay off the pills, and Sober Up. i see way too many kids in Highschool whos parents are dumbasses and give them ADD pills because they are not doing to well in school. Screw school, and screw pills, if you want change, than change, all it takes is the thought. mind/matter
  174. Profile photo of FlamedNight
    FlamedNight Male 18-29
    395 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    recycling... 0_0
  175. Profile photo of ShadowMaus
    ShadowMaus Male 18-29
    88 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    "Private matters are private matters"

    .....So post it on the web? lol

    *thinks for a second*..... That`s just a horrible video, and I`m very happy to be me right now.

  176. Profile photo of ShadowMaus
    ShadowMaus Male 18-29
    88 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    To make it funnier I just found this too.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...

    Related to this guy?

  177. Profile photo of ShadowMaus
    ShadowMaus Male 18-29
    88 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    OMG I`m so sorry for seemingly spamming but this is related to him too, and it`s effin` hilarious.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c8xMBHEe...

    ok I`m done here, no more posts in this weird-ass topic...

  178. Profile photo of kimberly163
    kimberly163 Female 18-29
    432 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 8:10 pm
    Could anyone sum it up cuz I can`t stand 6 minutes of him and I don`t understand what he`s saying
  179. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    Ahh, much better now.

  180. Profile photo of NssMU
    NssMU Male 18-29
    17 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    dude, you drink cum so you don`t waste unborn children...
    and spanked your self....
  181. Profile photo of pwnda
    pwnda Female 18-29
    176 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 9:21 pm
    i stopped watching after he said "captain`s log....."
  182. Profile photo of cman7721
    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 10:22 pm
    (weep)
  183. Profile photo of SiN_iN_Me
    SiN_iN_Me Female 18-29
    217 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 1:27 am
    "i do recycle my own semen, because...yeah uh i do masturbate..." oh christ!
    "its a good idea to recycle but if it tastes bad to you...well uh you dont have to do it..." :O oh my poo!
  184. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 2:00 am
    Oh. poo. Someone call an asylum, quick!
  185. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 2:13 am
    >Clarkie

    You do have a point, I have Aspergers Syndrome, so I sorta know how it feels. But could someone please tell him that posting his Captain`s Logs on youtube ain`t gonna change much, except more people will ridicule him.

    And, yes, I wrote asylum, because of the fact that he is posting it on youtube. This would imply that he has some idea of his conditions abnormalities and feel a need to address them. Do this to people who know you, or a professional. Again, due to his posting, it would appear as though he doesn`t feel he has anyone to turn to. People on the Autistic spectrum tend to have few to none friends, but those that he has tend to be really good ones, so it could be possible that he has no one to talk to.

    Kid, don`t try to find someone to relate to this openly. You might get someone, but only after you have been ridiculed to the point of irrivocable deppression.

  186. Profile photo of Suscitatio
    Suscitatio Female 18-29
    41 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 8:29 am
    omfg that is SOOOOO gross...what is wrong with this guy? Is this like...a joke or something?
  187. Profile photo of Shaboobalah
    Shaboobalah Male 18-29
    326 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 8:46 am
    Jeebus... I think I barfed a bit in my mouth there...
  188. Profile photo of Deadman3215
    Deadman3215 Male 18-29
    536 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 10:42 am
    Doesn`t he realize he`s digesting his "children"?
  189. Profile photo of PolitikiL
    PolitikiL Male 18-29
    130 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 11:35 am
    Ha! It`s Chris-Chan.

    URL for more info on him (NSFW):
    http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-c...

  190. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    O.o
    This is why I don`t leave the house anymore.
  191. Profile photo of wiseman74
    wiseman74 Male 30-39
    45 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    WTFH!

    WORNG-

  192. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    I want his PSN ID, just for the hell of it of course...
  193. Profile photo of angrytick
    angrytick Male 13-17
    194 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 10:26 pm
    what the f***, does he eat his sea people?
  194. Profile photo of bejoty
    bejoty Female 13-17
    83 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    really? he actually has a penis?
  195. Profile photo of LauraAnne__x
    LauraAnne__x Female 18-29
    2 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 11:06 am
    Someone should tell him eating his semen is NOT going to make it go back into his balls....

  196. Profile photo of pandaXtreme
    pandaXtreme Female 13-17
    101 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    WTF he eats his seamen?????
  197. Profile photo of vonGOREjus
    vonGOREjus Female 18-29
    7 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    Did he say he got a sample of diapers from a troll, or did I just mishear him?

  198. Profile photo of pandaXtreme
    pandaXtreme Female 13-17
    101 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    yeah who hasnt pooped there pants cuz life brought you down come on were humans
  199. Profile photo of BrnishedLily
    BrnishedLily Female 18-29
    75 posts
    June 2, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    Well that was amusing....Whipping is more fun than spanking though. Oh so much more fun...

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