Creepiest Person You Will Meet On the Internet

Submitted by: lostinkorea 8 years ago in Weird

If his job is to make all of us feel better about ourselves, then mission accomplished. You may now poop in your pants.
There are 199 comments:
Female 75
Well that was amusing....Whipping is more fun than spanking though. Oh so much more fun...
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Female 101
yeah who hasnt pooped there pants cuz life brought you down come on were humans
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Female 7
Did he say he got a sample of diapers from a troll, or did I just mishear him?

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Female 101
WTF he eats his seamen?????
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Female 2
Someone should tell him eating his semen is NOT going to make it go back into his balls....

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Female 83
really? he actually has a penis?
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Male 194
what the f***, does he eat his sea people?
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Male 1,361
I want his PSN ID, just for the hell of it of course...
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Male 45
WTFH!

WORNG-

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Female 2,120
O.o
This is why I don`t leave the house anymore.
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Male 130
Ha! It`s Chris-Chan.

URL for more info on him (NSFW):
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-c...

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Male 536
Doesn`t he realize he`s digesting his "children"?
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Male 326
Jeebus... I think I barfed a bit in my mouth there...
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Female 41
omfg that is SOOOOO gross...what is wrong with this guy? Is this like...a joke or something?
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Male 2,552
>Clarkie

You do have a point, I have Aspergers Syndrome, so I sorta know how it feels. But could someone please tell him that posting his Captain`s Logs on youtube ain`t gonna change much, except more people will ridicule him.

And, yes, I wrote asylum, because of the fact that he is posting it on youtube. This would imply that he has some idea of his conditions abnormalities and feel a need to address them. Do this to people who know you, or a professional. Again, due to his posting, it would appear as though he doesn`t feel he has anyone to turn to. People on the Autistic spectrum tend to have few to none friends, but those that he has tend to be really good ones, so it could be possible that he has no one to talk to.

Kid, don`t try to find someone to relate to this openly. You might get someone, but only after you have been ridiculed to the point of irrivocable deppression.

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Male 2,552
Oh. poo. Someone call an asylum, quick!
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Female 217
"i do recycle my own semen, because...yeah uh i do masturbate..." oh christ!
"its a good idea to recycle but if it tastes bad to you...well uh you dont have to do it..." :O oh my poo!
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Male 617
(weep)
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Female 176
i stopped watching after he said "captain`s log....."
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Male 17
dude, you drink cum so you don`t waste unborn children...
and spanked your self....
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Male 1,404

Ahh, much better now.

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Female 432
Could anyone sum it up cuz I can`t stand 6 minutes of him and I don`t understand what he`s saying
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Male 88
OMG I`m so sorry for seemingly spamming but this is related to him too, and it`s effin` hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c8xMBHEe...

ok I`m done here, no more posts in this weird-ass topic...

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Male 88
To make it funnier I just found this too.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...

Related to this guy?

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Male 88
"Private matters are private matters"

.....So post it on the web? lol

*thinks for a second*..... That`s just a horrible video, and I`m very happy to be me right now.

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Male 395

recycling... 0_0
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Male 596
lay off the pills, and Sober Up. i see way too many kids in Highschool whos parents are dumbasses and give them ADD pills because they are not doing to well in school. Screw school, and screw pills, if you want change, than change, all it takes is the thought. mind/matter
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Male 162
I just forwarded this to everyone i know :)

Quick question:
...so he drinks it?

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Female 198
thats just sad. I mean really, clearly he has some problems mentally or psychologically, whic is made worse by everyone making fun of him. I mean yes, he`s awkward and says the wrong things, but he sounds a LOT like a kid I know with autism. And my autistic friend can`t help being the way he is...I suspect the same is true for this guy.
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Female 192
Epic WIN.
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Female 1,578
his youtube channel is full of other winners such as this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDF09Jaos...

where do you think that fish ended up?

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Male 125
ehh. ehhhh! ehhhhh!!!!! EEHHHHHH!!!!EHHHHh!!!!!EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!EHHHHH!!EHHHHHH!!! SEMEN RECYCLING AND SELF SPANKING!!! OOHHHH NOOOEESSS!!!OHH NO NO NOEEESS!!!!
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Female 175
WHAT A SICKO! (I`m scarred for life!)|-(
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Male 222
CWC LOL
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Male 342
"i am a healthy, sane, sound-minded individual"
*pending proof*
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Female 188
Oh Wite Wolfos. That picture. Why?
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Female 188
EW WTF. I couldn`t even finish watching this.
Once again, I am scarred for life. :X
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Female 1,142
He`s real, he goes by the name "Chris-chan", and he has asperger`s.

Also, at Slade:
This
(disregard the caption, it`s just the picture of him I was going for...)

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Male 4,680
I can`t tell if he`s joking or not. I really can`t.

Do these people really exist? He looks legit...

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Male 949
He`s probably the nerdiest I`ve ever met, but he doesn`t have anything that can match how creepy some people can be. He`s probably around the 2000s on the creepiest people on the internet.
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Male 2,591
that ruined "peace" forever for me
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Male 445
Litheran
Male, 18-29, Europe
25 Posts Thursday, May 07, 2009 4:14:55 AM

Awesome.


HAHAHAAHAHAHHAAA HAHAH HAHAAA HAHAHAH HA A AOH MY.

That`s funny.

Awesome.

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Male 445
OHMIGOD

Holy crap. :O at recycling semen, then I`d jump ahead in the video and pop right into a whole `nother conversation about something else freaking weird.

I`ll treat him as an equal in the human population, sure. I`d LMFAO at any one of you if you said these things.

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Male 169
"I recycle my own semen." -.- nuff said bro YOU FAIL
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Female 688
WEEEEE ARE GONNA BE TOGETHER FOREVER! I CAN FEEL THE COSMOSSS!

peace.

trollin, surley?

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Female 267
O.....M.....F.....G

*runs*

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Male 174
Come on RckThsPrty, I`m not THAT bad. At least I wear a bow tie with my adult diapers...Gotta keep it classy ya know?
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Female 267
i know a guy just like this...
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Male 150
WHAT THE F U C K ?!
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Male 307
Holy crap, what a weirdo. I bet he`s got all kinds of people putting the lotion in the basket in HIS basement.
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Male 1,218
No . . . this guy has to masturbate? What`s wrong with girls today? This guy is a super catch, he`s already got a room full of toys for your future children. Think of the money you can save!
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Male 13,630
He does wha...?
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Male 299
OH MY GOD... My eyes actually started watering...
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Male 3,369
c`mon...this has to be a joke.
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Female 165
I do believe someone should get this guy to a psychiatrist or therapist or something. He must have had some sort of trauma as a child that caused him to end up like this...
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Male 381
omfg....just watched the rest......im sickened. he deserved to be placed on a pedestal in a stadium, where his videos are screened so the whole world can laugh at him in person.
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Female 455
Oh, the horror. I have genuine goosebumps. So very creepy.
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Female 472
Ok, I had to stop that about 2 minutes in. I had my limit at recycling.

*runs to bathroom to throw up*

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Male 381
oh christ...it got weird at recycling semen in 1.03.....and then he said "depending on the taste....." *vomited*
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Female 277
Does anyone else feel like they just got molested via internet?
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Female 94
I just realized how he recycles it....shudder.
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Male 22
it`s like a car accident, it was so awful but i just couldn`t look away.
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Male 2
Recycles his semen?!?!

Oh...my.

Also, am i the only one who Lol`d at the PS3 chat pad. Who the hell is this guy going to chat to? Unless...he probably has a female AVI on HOME. Ewww.

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Female 895
drat my life.
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Male 68
jesus, pretty tragic. poor guy.
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Female 1,095
And of course I just watched that entire thing.
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Male 37
God dammit Chris chan
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Male 1,894
poor, poor, sad, little, man......

"This is rediculous, what will his girlfriend say!?"

HAHAHAHAHA, like this guy has EVER had a girlfriend, and blow up dolls DO NOT count.

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Male 33
Not sure he understands how reproduction works.
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Male 442
must be an actors, the universe surely wouldn`t allow a real person like that to exist.

He admitted he drinks his on semen?

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Male 4,593
Hey, he swallows.
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Male 518
This is rediculous, what will his girlfriend say!?
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Male 817
I would poop my pants after that, but what if he`s watching?

Anybody else think we`re looking at a younger version of...

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Female 122
It`s fake, right?
The man`s a brilliant comedic actor, right?
RIGHT?!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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Male 322
BIG OL WTF right there.
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Male 213
Recycling so he doesn`t lose any unborn children, and so he can keep his semen count up!? that`s a new level of dumb right there.
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Male 342
LOLOLOLOLOL aspergers
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Male 119
he`s not sure how to describe them? sounds like he just did. and if he doesn`t consider those fetishes then I am scared to think of what he does...
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Male 384
uh, no!
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Male 97
HE DRINKS HIS OWN CUM AFTER HE MASTURBATES????????????????
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Female 444
HAHAHAHA! this guy is.... one of a kind.

Where else could you find a video containing eating sperm, spanking yourself and pooing in adult diapers?

If "private matters are private matters", you shouldn`t post it on youtube.

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Male 61
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
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Male 4,393
pedo :(
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Male 5,189
Couldn`t watch it all. >_>
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Male 844
i stopped after 10 seconds. i realised he is probably be a pedo with all the toys.....wierd
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Male 541
Aw Hell No! What`s wrong with the world?
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Male 51
Awesome.
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Female 344
i could not watch it all it kind of got boring to
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Male 252
He`s hot.
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Male 269
looks like chris finally made it onto i-a-b
it was only a matter of time
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Male 269
Nobody can be that drated up. I think it was staged, and the 2 cans of Pepsi behind him while he tells us what a loser he is...think about it
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Male 499
Is this guy serious? He can`t possibly be serious. I call bullpoo, too much retardation in a single video.
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Female 354
It`s not really recycling...it`s eating. In a way I guess it is recycling...maybe he`s getting some form of nutrients from it??? But it`s not like it goes back into his testicles...gross. I`m making myself ill.

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Male 499
Wow, now I`m suddenly not as big a nerd...

He recycles his semen?
What kind of creep is he?

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Female 268
LOL
"i have some fetishes. not exactly sure how to describe them.."

the images running through my mind..
oh dear god.

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Male 45
Riiiggghhhhtt.
So basically you just enjoy drinking your own cum when you spank the monkey. Don`t go try pretty it up by saying you recycle it or give some bullpoo about not wasting any unborn children.
Just tell it like it is man. Your a freak. Embrace your freakyness. Hell if you do then you might even land a nice young guy one day.
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Female 268
i just wrote him off as another nerd but then i started to listen to what he was saying.

LOL. does recycling = eating??
WTF?!

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Female 546
LOL

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR UPPER RIGHT CORNER

LOOOOOL

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Male 772
"Sonichu", definitely explains a LOT about the video...
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Male 123
I love everybody, but this is where the buck stops. Im sick to my stomach...Does anybody see all the action figures in the background? Is he in his MOM`s house?!The sad part is that the internet gives freaks like this a place to broadcast their sick sado-masochistic fantasies to a world that would otherwise be repulsed...Def the wierdest guy I`ve ever seen on the internet....
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Female 70
Oh. My. God. As soon as I heard "I recyle my sperm" I stopped the video. That is just sick. I`m glad I have a strong stomach, I was eating lunch while I watched this.
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Male 334
made it to 1:40 then puked in my mouth a little.
"recycling" the sperm wont give him a higher count.
basic knowledge learned in 7th grade health class.
thats just nasty.
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Female 5,222
way to long and nerd festicle for me to stay interest..
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Male 928
Well I think I have finally seen everything now or at least I hope I have...
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Male 137
I`ve wasted billions of little spermies on kleenex that I could have recycled by eating?! Oh, the guilt.
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Female 168
Oh boy...IAB has discovered the horrors of Chris chan.
*runs in terror*
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Male 1,557
Who is this scary scary person? :/
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Male 446
When he said he recycled his semen, I thought "Oh my god, he`s going to mention that he leaves his spooge in his blue box for the nice man to pick up on tuesdays". No, it was worse.
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Male 92
This umm..."person" is a perfect example of what NOT to do on/with the internet.
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Female 779
What is the context of this vid anyway? I doubt he just had this little rant randomly...
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Female 778
wow. just wow.
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Female 173
We should let him eat his semen for the next 40 years and then tell him that you can`t get sperm back that way because even if your stomach acid didn`t kill them, there`s no way they could get back to where they started. Just for the laughs.
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Male 154
Ummm, just to let you know this guy is mentally hanidcapped...I am not joking.
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Male 9,305
"To avoid losing unborn children" - Sorry pal, just because it goes back in, doesn`t mean they live.

By trying to explain everything, he`s really just making his own image worse, which is unfortunate.

He`s ripping himself open to more ridicule, and I feel sorry for him as he has a huge tidal wave of trolling headed for him. No one but trolls deserve trolling.

Poor guy.

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Female 89
i wonder what his username is on iab..
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Male 99
bahahaha. worth watching all the way through.
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Male 190
"We`re only human... nuthin to be ashamed of."

... No sir... there is a LOT to be ashamed of. Oh yeah.

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Male 181
Well, I`m relieved that I don`t have to do it. That`s a "load" off.
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Male 3,301
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Male 1,685
for pete`s sake, why!?
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Male 493
I was wondering what this link meant. Until I saw this interesting recycling video )-|
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Male 820
"Recycling semen so that he maintains a high sperm count?????? Please breed! FTW!"
_______________________________________________

I`m just going to go ahead and take the FTW as
Frak the world.
because if this bastard breeds, we are all dead.
ALL OF US

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Female 123
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Well, grown men in diapers ARE hot. I may be just the one to teach him the birds and bees.

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Male 15,510
He never miss a date with handrea
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Male 10,440
I volunteer tricia to do it.
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Male 211
Apparently my fetish is masochism because I actually watched that whole thing.

Recycling semen so that he maintains a high sperm count?????? Please breed! FTW!

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Male 43
oh jesus h christ, there is just so much wrong here i dont even know where to start...JESUS CHRIST!!!
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Female 123
"recycling" itself isn`t THAT over the top, it is just usually done with a sexual partner, not solo. Very few people wash down cups of their own soft serve. This guy and chicks in Japaneese porn.
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Male 166
dude needs to get some action.... i say we sacrifice one of the ladies in here to do the deed.... it`s tragic....
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Male 126
oddly enough this isn`t the first time i have heard of someone one "recycling" there semen an ex girlfriend told me that her present boyfriend came on her back,smeared it around and then proceeded to lick it up when he thought she was asleep.
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Female 123
I like how he "confessed" to masturbating . .

Friend,
We hear your voice.
We notice your tube socks.
We see your bedroom.
We are not surprised.
What other choice do you have?

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Male 121
Good God! Just turn away, forget you ever came to this page. Go watch Keyboard Cat or something.
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Male 166
dude needs to get some action.... i say we sacrifice one of the ladies in here to do the deed.... it`s tragic....
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Male 1,674
.........Waaaaaaaaaaaahh......WAaaaaaaaaaaahh. Sob sob Why did I have to watch that... sob sob
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Male 103
what? whats wrong with drinking your own semen, spanking yourself and wearing diapers?

its my fav

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Male 185
He reminds me of the old perverted grandpa from family guy...
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Male 788
wtf
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Male 548
holy drating poo he drinks his own cum thats sick
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Male 820
also, my dad walked into the room at the
"I recycle my semen" bit...,
he wouldn`t shut up about it

also, I managed to watch the whole thing through.
I have a twitch in my eye now.

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Male 57
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Almost made 0:53, then he said "I recycle my semen"
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Male 45
Recycling Semen!!!!????? WTF!?
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Male 3,310
Just a bit autistic. Why does that have to be creepy?
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Female 4
he`s cute!
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Male 626
Ugh he reminds me of this kid that`s in some of my classes. He always makes class sooo awkward with how he answers questions.
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Male 283
I think I found my new Jesus.
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Female 75
AnwarNova: ED? scromlette? eh?

ED = Encyclopedia Drammatica.
Scromlette - Um, = me.

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Male 3,819
THE NEXT BOXXY!

No?

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Male 101
i got to "yes i masturbate" and pretty much decided i had seen enough...

strange strange man...

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Male 199
wot
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Male 2,076
ED? scromlette? eh?
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Female 179
I dont even know how to react to something like this.


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Male 778
On the bright side, he is keeping his body full with calcium and iron which are lost in pretty decent amounts on each climax.
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Female 75
Wow I didn`t think I would see chris-chan cross over to the IAB bored.

He`s quite old news if you follow ED or 4chan.

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Male 229
I hope this isn`t real.
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Male 1,265
Not saying he doesn`t have autism and isn`t retarded, but he`s still trolling.
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Male 678
Alien for sure........"I should be treated as an equal among the human population"

All those out there who pray for aliens to come and live with us need to look no further.....you have found your new bestest friend. and guess what you can make drinks for each other.

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Male 1,265
I`m pretty sure this guy is trolling. Wait until he uploads another video and then be amazed at my insight.
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Male 599
HE DRINKS IT?!?!?!?!?!
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Male 456
wtf
omg
really?
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Female 265
Funny story, those "unborn children" of yours? They definitely just dissolve in your stomach :)
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Male 158
Oh yeah this guy is a complete weaboo that loves japan and is usually trolled by 4chan a lot. I hate him. Plus he thinks he can draw anime.
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Male 4,290
Opie - think OM NOM NOM.


Apparently, that`s "recycling" now.

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Male 663
"an anonymous female individual"

oh really?

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Female 15,763
"spoon so do i (aspergers) and i would never even consider the shat he does"

Well there are different levels of autism. You`re miiiiiles ahead of this guy. o-o;

Someone... someone explain to me how... he.. recycles it!? WHAT!?

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Male 340
This is the first time in my life I have actually gagged at a video. I`ve been extremely annulled from most things (ITS TEH VIDJUR GAMES) and this is the most disgusting thing I`ve ever seen.
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Male 1,452
spoon so do i (aspergers) and i would never even consider the shat he does
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Male 1,452
i hope to gawd this is fake i realy do
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Male 1,265
Uh, this guy has autism.
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Male 3,369
oh bluuurrgg. I was eating a cheese sandwich when he said "I recycle my own semen". I then stopped eating said cheese sandwich and promptly spewed!

Thanx IAB...thanx a lot!

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Male 265
I feel extreme disgust and pity for this bastard.
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Male 15,510
Typical Youtuber and/or I-am-bored enthusiast
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Male 1,666
Doesn`t he realize that if you eat semen then the only thing that will happen is that they will be instantly killed by the acid
in the stomach and their protein will be converted by the enzymes (pepsin?) into amino acids?
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Female 660
recycle..Taste?!! Ewww what is he talking about?
Omg, I`ve watched too much Family Guy,his whole story and his voice would fit right in it

Argh I dont want hear his voice anymore unless he`s a cartoon!

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Female 9
HE RECYCLES IT??? HE WANTS TO HAVE CHILDREN??? sweet jeeebus plz dnt let him spawn!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 728
Being a science-fiction nerd usually requires a decent grasp on science. This guy is so clueless.
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Male 2,582
98% of the guys on the internet today, right there.
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Male 552
LOL who told him it works like that?!?!
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Male 376
Chris-chan is old news.
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Male 2,199
wait wait wait... time out... when he says RECYCLE... does he REALLY mean what i think he does? AKA cum guzzler?
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Male 4,290
Jesus christ. I actually feel a little sick.
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Male 108
I think someone should tell him that the sperm do not survive the hydrochloric acid in the stomach. Recycling...riiiight
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Male 987
i was really just expecting a picture that just said "/b/"
i am dissapoint in you son.
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Male 136
I stopped at "I recycle my own semen." I don`t even wanna know why, or how, or whatever. I`ll go take a third bath now.
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Male 216
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Male 11,739
Ohhh.......my..........god...........

I don`t even know where to start. Wow. All of the worst nerd/computer geek/loser in mom`s basement stereotypes rolled into one scary human.

I am stunned.

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Male 736
there are so many things that could be said, how do i start?
oh, okay i just read that he claims to be a high-functioning autistic person. that makes more sense.
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Male 249
HAHAHAHA he`s THIS GUY?!
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Male 97
poo.. thats me in the future
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Male 820
ok, I just stopped at
"I recycle my own semen"
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Male 736
there are so many things that could be said, how do i start?
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Male 1,129
hes a virgin...
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Male 29
He has an internet history. http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-C...
not for the faint of heart
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Male 7,933
Yes it is lion
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Male 8,300
> Creepiest Person You Will Meet On the Internet

Hey, Shenanigans!! That`s not me!

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Female 322
`naughty nature`
oh dear...
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Female 87
=O

words can not describe this for me right now.
Haha he is a creeper.

Its kind of funny how he opens about the "naughty videos"

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Male 35
good lord.
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Male 340
The 40 year old virgin wasn`t supposed to be fat.
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Female 3,726
Link: Creepiest Person You Will Meet On the Internet [Rate Link] - If his job is to make all of us feel better about ourselves, then mission accomplished. You may now poop in your pants.
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