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112 Responses to Conservatives Bash Obama For Liking Fancy Mustard

  1. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2009 at 6:52 am
    Link: Conservatives Bash Obama For Liking Fancy Mustard - He`s an elitist I tell you, just like Cosmo Kramer!
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    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 6:55 am
    When is Hannity going to shut the F**k up and be waterboarded for charity like he said he would?
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    panth753 Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 6:58 am
    *Faceplam*
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    JJXanadu Male 30-39
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    May 12, 2009 at 7:00 am
    Does he (Hannity) go home at night and think, "What the drat am I doing? I`m such a loser, seriously, a story about mustard... crap. I have no worth in this world... none."

    He should.

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    teph2112 Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2009 at 7:02 am
    I`m calling commie-sympathizer
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    Yosemine Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 7:03 am
    Err... I think this is just a joke. You`re all taking it too seriously.
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    paddyboom Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2009 at 7:05 am
    This is vaguely relevant, so I`m going to link it, it`s Charlie Brooker talking about newsreaders, he has something to say about Hannity too :) Hannity the uptight jock bully :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqdfYf-PG...
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    TopperHey Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 7:05 am
    *Facepalm*

    Oh, so it`s got a french name so it must be "fancy" and not available in ASDA for a pound a pop? What a douche. I`m suprised he didn`t get offended at the word Hamburger. "Oooo fancy name for a Meat-Slab, sissy boy."

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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    May 12, 2009 at 7:06 am
    So liking dijon mustard makes you evil WTF!!! This guy must ride the short bus home.
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    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 7:09 am
    If this is a joke: LOL, troll`d.

    If it`s not: :|

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    Quackor Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 7:10 am
    how is this news? oh right, fox.
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    3 mehs Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 7:17 am
    Did anyone see John Stewart showing CNN`s on the spot coverage (Complete with timer) I mean come on do the American news media have nothing better to do?
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    BlooPikachu Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 7:19 am
    I love dijon mustard... it`s not fancy... it`s just mustard!
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    Suscitatio Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 7:22 am
    wow lol...i don`t like regular mustard either, and I prefer Dijon too lol...and I DONT watch Seinfeld, I think ppl are beating Obama up for no reason..lots of restaurants have Dijon, how could he know if that place didn`t have it?
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    Binary101 Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2009 at 7:23 am
    mustard is mustard. why do people have to be so bothered about what Obama orders on his burger?
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 7:34 am
    "If this is a joke: LOL, troll`d.

    If it`s not: :|"
    That`s what I thought at first. After seeing so many conservative "news" reports and comments about what Obama likes on his burger I realized that they`re actually serious...

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    feiku Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 7:42 am
    "Did anyone see John Stewart showing CNN`s on the spot coverage (Complete with timer) I mean come on do the American news media have nothing better to do? "
    Yep, saw that. FOX is pretty much taking any chance they can to make fun of the president. It`s quite funny.
  18. Profile photo of commentClown
    commentClown Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2009 at 7:50 am
    Who The Hell Cares!
    like -
    ``Sir, Al-Qaeda Has Threatened to..
    Stfu noob, The President`s Eating A Burger.
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    aero Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 8:05 am
    he was just asking if they had specific kinds of mustard, and who knows? Perhaps in the end he just took plain old yellow.
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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    May 12, 2009 at 8:18 am
    I`m pretty sure this is one of the most pathetic things FOX has ever reported on!

    "Oh noe`s. The president likes mustard. NAZI!!"

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    Crawdaddy197 Male 30-39
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    May 12, 2009 at 8:18 am
    Oh no, he got spicy mustard without saying Grey poupon. The US is gonna come to an end cause he doesn`t like ketchup. What`s the world coming to.

    The news is stupid ;-|

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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    May 12, 2009 at 8:34 am
    Fox is simply the saddest source of news on the planet. Who gives a flying F*CK if he uses dijon mustard? What the hell is the difference? He`s not being elitist or anything else, it`s FREAKING MUSTARD! Holy hell, he didn`t ask for Beluga Caviar and Dom Perignon. HE JUST WANTED DIJON MUSTARD!!

    Wow, and the fact that there are morons who would think this is news (at Fox or watching Fox) is just pathetic. It`s not news, it means nothing. Get your head out of your ass people!

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    parasite159 Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 8:40 am
    ... how is Dijon fancy?
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 8:40 am
    It`s about the president, of course they`re gonna make a big deal over a little thing like food.

    If he ever picked his nose they`d rally to impeach him.

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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    May 12, 2009 at 8:57 am
    "how is Dijon fancy?"

    Exactly.

    However, 20 years ago (give or take 10 years) there used to be TV commercials in the US for Grey Poupon. You`d see a Rolls Royce pull up next to another Rolls Royce. The men in the back of the car would be eating. One would roll down the window and say "Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon."

    It was an advertising campaign to try to make people think they had a superior product and that they were fancy. People joke about it some now but good grief the Grey Poupon is on the shelf right next to the yellow mustard at any grocery store.

    Fox just has to try to find any way they can to bash Obama. Morons.

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    Dakkar Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 9:13 am
    And no one complained when the other big networks would salivate, just waiting for Bush to take one single misstep, and then plaster it in all of their newscasts.

    One example was the time he couldn`t open the door after his presser. Is it really newsworthy to show a President a little befuddled after a technical difficulty. I`d make the same remark with all the news going around with Obama and his teleprompter.

    So its fine and dandy to lambaste an unpopular President. But if you take a swipe at the Golden Boy, oh noes, you have no credibility. The fact is all the news networks today suck. But inconsistent sentiments are obviously making people reel against Fox. And people say the media is not in control...

  27. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
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    May 12, 2009 at 9:21 am
    ::DOH:: >.<
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 9:21 am
    What is funny is that I think nearly every president in history has had this problem. The side that never wanted them would nitpick like a sore loser or a self-inflated critic.

    I don`t think adulthood exists, I think we just get very old children. :(

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    akijade Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 9:23 am
    OMG HE`S SO FANCY! PARDON ME SIR, DO YOU HAVE ANY GREY POUPON!?!?!?!

    Jesus. I`m a poor college student and I have Dijon mustard. Fox is so desperate...

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    Alekaidah Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 9:44 am
    Fox= stupid doo-doo heads.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
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    May 12, 2009 at 9:51 am
    I`m a big mustard fan myself.
  32. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
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    May 12, 2009 at 10:10 am
    Dijon mustard is for deli sandwiches, not hamburgers.
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    kevinmiller0 Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 10:17 am
    Blame conservatives. Well played sir.
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    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
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    May 12, 2009 at 10:18 am
    "mustard is mustard. why do people have to be so bothered about what Obama orders on his burger?"

    I think the better question is: `How many thousands of dollars of taxpayers money did we spend to set-up a motorcade and security so Obama and Biden could go to a burger joint?`

  35. Profile photo of JJXanadu
    JJXanadu Male 30-39
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    May 12, 2009 at 10:21 am
    "I don`t think adulthood exists, I think we just get very old children."

    Nuh-uh!! He started it. :p

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    Gomay Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2009 at 10:39 am
    They`re running out of stuff to put on the news so they report Obama ordering a burger? Who cares if he eats Dijon with his burger. Maybe he just likes it that way. This is not news -.-
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    smo Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 10:47 am
    Fancy? hardly...
    what a ridiculous news channel

    Now if he ordered Caviar instead of mustard

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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2009 at 10:52 am
    Damn right this is news right here.
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    hwkiller Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 10:53 am
    If this is the only way Fox can find to bash our president, does this mean he`s doing a good job?
    :p

    Ridiculous.

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    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 10:56 am
    You HAVE to be kiddin me. Hannity should just shoot himself right now. >.>
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    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 11:02 am
    dakkar-- No, actually I`d be fine with a conservative-based media source, but Fox doesn`t even count. Their crap is just ridiculous. At least try and feign some type of unbiased opinion.
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
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    May 12, 2009 at 11:08 am
    I can see this on the Food network or something like, but Fox NEWSnetwork, come on! Hannity, is it?...gives redneck Americans a bad name. Tho Fox give the US a bad rap anyway, so this idiot compounds the problem.
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    Dakkar Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 11:23 am
    I agree, I`m not a huge fan of Fox, but I hate seeing the other media outlets avoid a large portion of their well-deserved criticism.

    I see Fox as the hokiest news provider. They pick up any story with a bit of flash and the try to push it like hell, throwing in a "right" twist. Most of the others have "left" twists, but their reports have more substance, so people accept it because their news is meaningful.

    But they got away with plenty of fluff stories on Bush. No one cared though because it just further vilified the "worst man to ever have lived". So Fox becomes the whipping boy, which it does deserve at times, but the others do not have to worry about accountability.

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    davymid Male 30-39
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    May 12, 2009 at 11:24 am
    Since when was dijon mustard "fancy"?
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    Smashking Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 11:36 am
    There is absolutely no way that one man decided this would air, the company had to put him up to it or something.
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    je_scream Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    dijon kinda is fancy...it has white wine in it. goody two shoes,lol.
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    Masterbaker Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 12:11 pm
    Excuse me sir, Could you please pass the grey poupon
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    May 12, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    Dijon mustard is certainly not ``fancy`` !!
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    grrrr i hate people who can`t decide what they want before they get to the counter :P
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    hyybrucewayn Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    He even sounds dignified ordering a burger.

    Wow, Fox is really reaching on this one. Who makes fun of someone because of the condiment they choose? what is this, 2nd grade? oh, its just FOX news. par for the course.

    We made fun of Bush because he is borderline illiterate. we make fun of Obama because he likes Dijon. hmmm...

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    punkipenguin Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    i`m not an obama fan, but who can seriously get mad at him because he likes dijon mustard? dijon isn`t even that fancy, you can buy it at wal-mart. you notice he said `if you have` and `something like that`. he was hoping for some dijon but would take whatever. give the man a break and some spicy mustard and leave him alone!
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    lloyd525 Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    watched too much tv?

    perhaps the man was a food critic before he was president. sounds familiar hmm?

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    domisgood Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    obama likes some dijon....so what?

    "throw some D`s-jon that!

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    sumguyin267 Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    I like Dijon mustard, probably my second favorite next to honey mustard =)
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    sideshowjim Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    Obama likes mustard. SO DID STALIN! Wake up, Sheeple!!
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    Philomath Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    How dare he! That was clearly NOT a Burger King and yet he still expected to get it "his way" just because he`s the most elitist president in American history! Unbelievable. "Cheddar cheese burger" "no pickle" "medium-well" HA! Why don`t you just ask for them to wash their hands before handling your food and PROVE that your better than us!

    Too much?

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    trashcan678 Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    Sean Hannity is such a pr*ck.
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    langdonhill Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    Yeah, Hannity`s a jerk for doing that. He wanted spicy mustard, so what? But really, at the end it should be "protecting you and me", not "you and I". Would you say that he`s "protecting I from dijon mustard"? No. That`s dumb.

    /grammarnazi

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    Thetas Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    This is a joke, right? ... Right? PLEASE SHOW THE ONION LOGO!!!
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    welfarepimp Male 30-39
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    May 12, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    Could`ve been worse. He could`ve asked for a Philly with Swiss
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    konablend Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    Well, it certainly looked like the kind of place where you could get your burger that way, with cheddar instead of american cheese (anti-american?) and some sort of spicy mustard.
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    Pilanus Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    Hannity seems to be playing the limbo of reporting quality.

    How-low can-ya-go, how-low can-ya-go?

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    SuperJesus Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    Did the Onion adopt a new logo?
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    NotjonGreco Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    there are so many horrible things I want to yell at that man while beating him mercilessly.
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    phattiger Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    Really that`s why we should dislike our president this week? Fancy Freakin` Mustard we hated Bush for less.
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    ryan99 Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    NotjonGreco, I completely agree with you.
    Next, he`s going to tie his right shoe first;

    "THIS JUST IN! Obama ties his WRONG SHOE...First!!"

    Panzies.

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    astridhaze Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    Sean Hannity is an idiot. Apparently, he has nothing better to talk about since Al Franken ripped him a new one... or two.
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    keith2 Male 30-39
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    May 12, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    dijon mustard? god i hate that guy so much now.
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    SIRBOBBO Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    Well, I don`t like Obama, but Hannity is a moron for reporting this trifling little bit of nothing news when Obama just had Air Force 1 buzz New York. And for those of you who believe he didn`t know, AF1 is on 24 hour stand by to the President alone. It goes NOWHERE without his approval, and certainly not without him being notified at all.
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    Jimmi Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    HI GUYS IM SEAN HANNITY
    AMERICA
    BRB AMERICAN PANEL
    CRITICIZE OBAMA, THEY DID IT TO GEORGE BUSH SO WHO CARES
    MUSTARD AN STUFF
    GLENN BECK IS MA HERO
    FOX NEWS IS CREDIBLE
    etc
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    Seaker Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    I like how the title says "Conservatives" when all you see is Sean Hannity. I was expecting a protest in front of the White house or something. I do see his point though. Obama did sell himself as the "everyman", but pointing out the fact he likes Dijon Mustard is kind of stretching it.

    Oh and
    "Obama just had Air Force 1 buzz New York. And for those of you who believe he didn`t know, AF1 is on 24 hour stand by to the President alone. It goes NOWHERE without his approval, and certainly not without him being notified at all."
    Air Force 1 is the call number of the plane the President happens to be on at the time. If he went up in a 2-seater Cessna, that plane would be AF1. The plane itself is a Boeing VC-25, a military version of the 747-200. And the US has 2 of these, not just one. Louis Caldera, director of the White House Military Office, approved the flyover not Obama. I don`t like Obama, but I can`t stand when people make arguments withou

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    madest Male 40-49
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    May 12, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    The GOP goes out of their way to look retarded
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    boredfjord Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2009 at 6:11 pm
    DIJON mustard? French piece of poo.
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    Minicow Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    Ok, you guys get that it`s a joke, right? He`s not bashing Obama, he`s kidding. No, not Democrat "kidding" where you wish for the death of everyone opposed to you, the Republican kind, where you make a harmless little joke.
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    IronCrue Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    Typical American media. Trying to make someone look bad for personal tastes regarding condiments is not only pathetic, but very disappointing. Either our media is trying to scare us, or filling our brains with rubbish.

    I cannot wait until I escape this ignorant, and arrogant nation filled to the brim with idiocy. At least Obama is capable of making intelligent decisions regarding our nation`s course, unlike our previous president.

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    Falcore Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    Bahahahahahahahah. IronCrue you sound like the biggest tool ever. Grow up man.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
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    May 12, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    oh for friggin sake!
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    dukat Female 50-59
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    May 12, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    Well, thank God we have an elitist president. Brains are now on OUR side!!!!!!!!!!! Yippee!!!
    (Bush was SUCH an idiot - need it be said.)
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    May 12, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    "IronCrue you sound like the biggest tool ever."

    What did you expect, he`s from the Midwest.

    Wait.....crap!

  80. Profile photo of IronCrue
    IronCrue Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    I am sorry, that is ridiculous to put in the news regardless of whether or not what I said was agreeable. Not newsworthy, at all.
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    geckosftw Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    @ dukat:

    holy poo, an insult targeting former president bush`s intelligence? WITTY! ORIGINAL! PURE GENIUS!

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    Skibi Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 7:23 pm
    "Ok, you guys get that it`s a joke, right? He`s not bashing Obama, he`s kidding. No, not Democrat "kidding" where you wish for the death of everyone opposed to you, the Republican kind, where you make a harmless little joke."

    Wait, what?

    You`ve... you`ve completely rocked my world. I always thought you guys KNEW you weren`t funny, but tried anyway just so you could claim liberal bias when your jokes failed.

    Dear God, you can laugh at stuff like this without even a trace of a sneer, sarcasm, or pity?

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    ElDavo Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    MY middle-class father likes dijon mustard, is there a point here? It would have been closer to "elitist" if they said they didn`t have any and he left the store without a burger. Still not newsworthy, but closer to "elitist".
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    SIRBOBBO Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    All right. So he was obviously on the plane. Because they tagged it Air Force One. Which you said is what they do when the President is on a plane. And therefore, he was lying when he played ignorant. And therefore, unless he is, in fact, a retard with a handsome young black man costume on, he could have definitely called off the bombing run that HIS plane (that he was apparently definitely ON) made. Could you have made my point any better for me? I should probably thank you, but it seems like you`d take care of that too, so I won`t bother.
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    SIRBOBBO Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 7:41 pm
    And yes, the phrase "bombing run" is obviously a satirical hyperbole.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    May 12, 2009 at 7:53 pm
    Do not mention Mayo. Do NOT mention Mayo! DO NOT mention...
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    but dijon is so GOOD!!!
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    May 12, 2009 at 8:14 pm
    John Stewart ripped on Obama a lot harder than Hannity did over this.

    http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=226597&title=wheres-the-chief

    So why are you ripping on Fox and not Comedy Central? I guess that wouldn`t fit the template (Fox = BAD, conservatives = BAD).

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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    May 12, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    Several shows ripped Obama over the Dijon mustard thing. This event happened over a week ago, Either someone is slow on the draw or just wants to make Fox look petty. Wouldn`t surprise me if it`s both.
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    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    ...this is a joke, right?
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    moosekid Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2009 at 9:21 pm
    Oh, I`m sure Obama watched Seinfeld ALL the time when he grew up in the 60`s... wait... FAIL
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2009 at 9:42 pm
    Wait... what? Dijon is fancy now?
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    JJXanadu Male 30-39
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    May 12, 2009 at 10:26 pm
    "So why are you ripping on Fox and not Comedy Central? I guess that wouldn`t fit the template (Fox = BAD, conservatives = BAD)."

    Actually, Ollie, the main difference might just be that John Stewart was actually funny, while Hannity failed miserably at his attempt (if he was trying) to be funny. What that does is make the Daily Show version seem like a lighthearted take on the whole situation, while the Hannity clip feels more like an attempt at a slight on the president himself.

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    Skibi Female 18-29
    103 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 10:32 pm
    Also, Ollie, Jon`s focus was more on the inanity of spending five minutes reporting that the prez went for fast food, and also poking fun at how slowly Obama ordered.

    Dijon was not mentioned once.

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    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 11:21 pm
    I don`t get the problem. American mustard is extremely mild, he just wanted a bit of spice, and asked for Dijon as its generally easier to find in the US than say English, French or German mustards, which are all spicier than American yellow mustard.

    But yeah, a NEWS report on the type of relish the president has on his burger? If that`s all they can snipe at him for, he must be doing a pretty good job generally.

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    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 11:24 pm
    OldOllie: One is a comedy show making light of a silly situation, the other is a news channel making an actual news report on it.
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    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 1:44 am
    didn`t he ask for a spicy mustard first? BTW who the fudge cares what condiment he prefers on his burger? the real question should be "Are we conservatives retaining our dignity or are we being poor sports about our dying ideology?"
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    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 3:38 am
    Beano`s Dijon is awesome!!! news is just getting stupid now.
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    AGit Male 30-39
    995 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 5:38 am
    Just to clear things up... Conservatives are the Democrats, right? And Republicans are the far right, wasn`t it?
    Need I wink?
    But yeah, dijon is really, really fancy. Everyone know`s that although it says Dijon, it`s collected near the Tannhauser Gate with C-beams modified with Flux Capacitators...
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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 5:46 am
    Clear signs that not much is happening that is of interest to Fox News, I would say, if they jump at stuff like this.
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 9:10 am
    Hannity is a moron and a coward who won`t follow up on his promises. He agreed to be waterboarded, but when Keith Olbermann offered to do it, he didn`t respond.
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 10:01 am
    Slow news day much?
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    May 13, 2009 at 10:09 am
    @JJXanadu "Actually, Ollie, the main difference might just be that John Stewart was actually funny..."

    Actually, I found them both to be equally unfunny.

    @Skibi "Also, Ollie, Jon`s focus was more on the inanity of spending five minutes reporting that the prez went for fast food, and also poking fun at how slowly Obama ordered.

    "Dijon was not mentioned once."

    Okay, I get it.

    Fox: Obama is elitist.
    Comedy Central: Obama is retarded.

    I guess retarded is funnier than elitist. At least that was the joke when Bush was in office.

    @TR-Wolf "OldOllie: One is a comedy show making light of a silly situation, the other is a news channel making an actual news report on it."

    You obviously have never watched Fox or you would know that Hannity is not and has never claimed to be a straight news program.

    Sorry guys, I`m not buying the spin. But thanks for playing our game.

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    jmuamy Female 18-29
    41 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    LMAO
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    raikun12 Male 18-29
    586 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    wow fox news. FAIL a new low. "becawz us REAL awmerukunz eat ownlee regulur yeller mustturd."
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    Skibi Female 18-29
    103 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 1:20 am
    Ollie - Don`t get snippy because your conspiracy theory failed. Just accept the fact that you made a poor comparison and got called out on it.

    But it`s adorable you think your flaws are a result of our "spinning" your contribution. High five, buddy!

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    raydar Male 13-17
    177 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 9:26 pm
    um wtf fox dijon mustard is awesome :P this further convinces me that if i could vote i should vote for nader!
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    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 8:47 am
    Desperate times call for desperate material./
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    tazman321 Male 13-17
    189 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 11:25 am
    @skibi:
    stop mocking people.

    @ollie:
    dont post opinions on iab. they dont like that.

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    tazman321 Male 13-17
    189 posts
    June 2, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    @skibi:
    stop mocking people.

    @ollie:
    dont post opinions on iab. they dont like that.

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    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    Well Fox News is run by Republicans so of course anything a Democrat does Fox News will be there. And who gives a poo if Obama orders a burger with just Mustard... I hope the next time you go down on those cheap hookers Sean Hannity you choke on their pubic hair and die.
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    aniahlator Male 13-17
    65 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 8:42 am
    I sense a slow news day! lol! OBAMA POWNES!

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