Congressman’s Son Won’t Shut Up

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

Congressman Eisley conducts hearing on Market Data Protection Reform, restrains self from murdering five year old son.
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Male 165
I would hang that kid upside down over a tub that had a toaster in it.
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Male 11,740
I stopped it as soon as I saw the Onion logo. I knew it would be stupid from the start.
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Male 69
lol i would have drop kicked that litte s*it, i nkow it was fake but was still quite funny
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Male 3,364
at first it was kinda dumb, but the more the kid went on and on, the funnier it got...lol at the fire engine. The kids a good actor..I wonder if they got that all in one take?
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Female 212
Haha, hilarious. That kid was awesome.
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Male 1,666
Not the way to raise a child, and yes I know that Onion News is fake
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Female 344
someone needs to slap that kid plus the father may want to take some classes and see how to raise a child when the nanny is out of town
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Male 161
I would have took my belt off and really gave that little son of a bitch something to cry about
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Male 336
it`s called turning off his mic
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Female 166
"Ow, you hurt me! I want Manuela, where`s Manuela?" Hispanic nannies FTW, LOL!
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Female 2
omg that was great
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Male 563
;-; Onion label pl0x
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Male 1,590
"The Onion - For fckers who don`t watch real news."

...said the guy who gets his news from Comedy Central.

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Female 1,082
i dont get it
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Male 5,190
xD That was funneh.
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Male 820
I love the onion, so silly, yet so great

also, like the `still ahead` bit
Sci-fi novel thinly disguises author`s horror at late introduction to sex.

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Male 1,629
this is why beating children works. to an extent obviously
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Female 15,763
"The Onion - For fckers who don`t watch real news."

Dear Captain Obvious,

You`re doing a fantastic job. Yes, fake news is not real news. Keep up the good work!

Sincerely, I-A-B.

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Male 7,933
i hate when that happens
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Male 524
"The Onion - For fckers who don`t watch real news."
Um, no one thinks it`s real news.... ?
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Male 9,306
You kinda wish it was real...
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Male 1,297
"The Onion - For fckers who don`t watch real news."

another witty and insightful critic... strikes again!!!

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Male 483
Oh dear... I am extremely disappointed in myself. I thought it was real until the end when I noticed the Onion logo.
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Male 1,894
that was stupid
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Female 35
next....authors horror of late sex? lol
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Male 667
The Onion - For fckers who don`t watch real news.
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Male 110
I normally dont like Onion news, but that one was halarious.
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Male 4,807
Silly.
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Female 471
oh, Onion, what would the interweb do without thee?
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Male 19,868
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