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Date: 05/14/09 12:16 PM

30 Responses to Congressman’s Son Won’t Shut Up

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    Link: Congressman’s Son Won’t Shut Up - Congressman Eisley conducts hearing on Market Data Protection Reform, restrains self from murdering five year old son.
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    jennifer6716 Female 13-17
    471 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    oh, Onion, what would the interweb do without thee?
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    Silly.
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    Zuthilios Male 18-29
    110 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    I normally dont like Onion news, but that one was halarious.
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    hyeonkim0805 Male 18-29
    667 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    The Onion - For fckers who don`t watch real news.
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    i-am-sara Female 18-29
    35 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    next....authors horror of late sex? lol
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    Backfat Male 30-39
    1897 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    that was stupid
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    thestringy Male 18-29
    483 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    Oh dear... I am extremely disappointed in myself. I thought it was real until the end when I noticed the Onion logo.
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    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    "The Onion - For fckers who don`t watch real news."

    another witty and insightful critic... strikes again!!!

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    You kinda wish it was real...
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    outfire Male 13-17
    524 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 2:59 pm
    "The Onion - For fckers who don`t watch real news."
    Um, no one thinks it`s real news.... ?
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    i hate when that happens
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    "The Onion - For fckers who don`t watch real news."

    Dear Captain Obvious,

    You`re doing a fantastic job. Yes, fake news is not real news. Keep up the good work!

    Sincerely, I-A-B.

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    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 3:11 pm
    this is why beating children works. to an extent obviously
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    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 3:26 pm
    I love the onion, so silly, yet so great

    also, like the `still ahead` bit
    Sci-fi novel thinly disguises author`s horror at late introduction to sex.

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    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    i dont get it
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    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    "The Onion - For fckers who don`t watch real news."

    ...said the guy who gets his news from Comedy Central.

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    Rauron Male 13-17
    563 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    ;-; Onion label pl0x
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    uhhuhher Female 18-29
    2 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    omg that was great
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    yappyJAP Female 18-29
    169 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    "Ow, you hurt me! I want Manuela, where`s Manuela?" Hispanic nannies FTW, LOL!
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    ilfg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 9:23 pm
    it`s called turning off his mic
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    coolcrazyguy Male 18-29
    161 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 10:13 pm
    I would have took my belt off and really gave that little son of a bitch something to cry about
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    hated0love Female 18-29
    344 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 10:24 pm
    someone needs to slap that kid plus the father may want to take some classes and see how to raise a child when the nanny is out of town
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    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 11:32 pm
    Not the way to raise a child, and yes I know that Onion News is fake
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    DaniDrkHrt Female 18-29
    212 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 6:55 am
    Haha, hilarious. That kid was awesome.
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 7:25 am
    at first it was kinda dumb, but the more the kid went on and on, the funnier it got...lol at the fire engine. The kids a good actor..I wonder if they got that all in one take?
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    firewatcher Male 30-39
    69 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 7:43 am
    lol i would have drop kicked that litte s*it, i nkow it was fake but was still quite funny
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 8:30 pm
    I stopped it as soon as I saw the Onion logo. I knew it would be stupid from the start.
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    steelman Male 13-17
    166 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 9:40 am
    I would hang that kid upside down over a tub that had a toaster in it.

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