Clown Death In 30 Seconds

Submitted by: Kim... 8 years ago in Misc

Considering how creepy and depressed clowns are, I like the results of death by wood chipper for clowns.
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Male 2,199
lol sweet
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Male 147
It will be back... Stronger than before...

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Male 45
I think I just became a man.
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Male 56
0_o
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Male 15,510
Time to call Mythbusters on this!
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Male 286
I loved this!!
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Female 63
if all clowns went down that easily.. we`d have none left, everyone would really be trying to kill them.
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Female 9,572
Nightmares anyone? I not going to sleep after this. :(
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Male 41
meh...
I prefer this one.
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Male 3,915
that was unexpected...
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Female 917
Oh my God, I`m going to have nightmares from that laughing...

My biggest phobia ever is people in costumes, along with clowns. I hate them, I hate them, I hate them. They just terrify me.

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Female 126
I really h8 clowns...
they are the spawn of satan!
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Male 3
A bit sickening.. :S
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Male 3,310
dragosal

"wow, ur kind of a dick arent ya? and thats something coming from me. "

Yeah, you sound like such the saint. Are you from Emoville too?

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Male 4,393
woah
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Male 2,855
im going to try it at home
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Male 190
So clowns turn into party favors and confetti? I wonder what happens if you do this to Santa impersonators... PRESENTS!
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Male 629
Neat.
The only clown I ever found scary was It.
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Female 455
That was actually really, really creepy... I hate clowns so much.
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Male 2,028
Haha, cool.
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Male 4,867
huh?
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Male 1,496
At then end it says "It tastes funny." Decent play on words i suppose.
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Male 5,189
o_O What did I just watch?
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Male 4,004
To all who don`t know. It`s a commercial for slush from corner stores (Couche-Tard) in Quebec.

"It tastes Funny" is what it says at the end.

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Female 323
yay. i hate clowns.
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Male 503
Its true that clowns can be scary, I myself have been compaired to a clown (gasp, the audacity)... But what`s really scary is what I came accross whilst performing in quebec, Sloche. Its like Bertsie Botts every flavor beans in slush puppy form. With such delicious flavors as Liposuction, Black Tar, Frozen Blood, Swamp, road salt, and windshield washer fluid... for reals. check out the website, its far more satisfying than drinking reclaimed liposuction fat, and killing clowns is just part of the fun inside. sloche!
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Male 844
how are clowns scary? clowns without their costumes are just bored, silly people
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Male 211
i don`t see how people can be scared of clowns, real, proper clowns have real skill
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Male 105
I don`t know what I just drating watched, but I loved it!
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Male 2,159
I knew clowns weren`t human. But couldn`t he go all the way through? Having half a clown would just mean he could participate in a very convincing `sawn in half` trick, whilst still laughing manaiacally.

Damn clowns.

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Male 2,388
cool

i knew it clowns are made of balloons silly string and fire retardant love fluff

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Male 422
"that is friggin AWESOME! i always thought killing a clown would release demons and destruction for the surrounding area. but hey i guess i can be wrong"

We share the same fears ;)

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Male 1,629
"thelonious
Male, 30-39, Southern US
475 Posts Sunday, May 10, 2009 1:13:18 AM
Uhm, "considering how creepy and depressed clowns are..."?? What country do you live in/issues you have? I suspect your answer would be in the form of, Country: EmoLand, Province: Emo County, Town: Emoville"

wow, ur kind of a dick arent ya? and thats something coming from me.

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Male 895
at he end it says the funny taste
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Female 153
Disturbing, very short, yet hilarious.

Much of what I expect on IAB, all rolled into one pretty red-nosed package. :-D :-D

Nice. 8-)

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Male 277
lol that was cool
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Male 3,310
Uhm, "considering how creepy and depressed clowns are..."?? What country do you live in/issues you have? I suspect your answer would be in the form of, Country: EmoLand, Province: Emo County, Town: Emoville
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Male 12,138
vv aznganster94, I sniff Spam in the air. We`ll let it stand, but be cool, OK?
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Female 15,763
Well I didn`t fear clowns BEFORE...

o-o;;

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Female 239
amazazing
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Male 1
Love this, im going to post it on http://officeforums.org :P

Thanks again.

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Male 626
I`m sorry that made clowns about 10x more scarier to me.

The fact that he was enjoying the whole thing and he didn`t essentially die but basically exploded into more clown-related items really creeped me out.

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Male 3,301
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Male 1,764
Wrong, they did it all wrong! They needed to bathe him first in holy water and the impale a wooden stick through his heart while chanting "The power of Christ compels you!". Only then the souls of the children he devoured will be free.
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Male 15,832
That was just cruel. Hey, I`m all for chipping clowns, but have a heart and feed them in head first. o:-)
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Male 2,125
YAY!!! 1 down and a hundred billion to go? Where can I purchase this? =D?
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Male 2,395
Tragically hilarious.
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Male 219
slightly disturbing, yet hilarious at the same time lol
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Female 895
0___0
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Male 145
lol!!
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Male 229
The sentence at the end of the video is a pun. It means "It tastes funny" in French. This was a commercial for a drink.
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Female 837
I`m am amused and terrified all at the same time.
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Male 2,076
He doesn`t bleed happiness, you know how long it takes for that stuff to biodegrade?

He bleeds pollution. Just what I would expect from a clown.

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Male 174
Ha ha that was cool
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Male 9,305
...it`s creepy because that`s what I didn`t expect and I did at the same time.
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Female 241
whoa.
that was interesting.
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Male 2,422
Aww...he bleeds happiness.
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Male 64
Now that was just drating weird
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Male 5,314
sa-weet
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Male 524
one thing popped into my mind when he was laughing hysterically while being put through the wood chipper: masochist. my mind is weird...
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Male 1,629
that is friggin AWESOME! i always thought killing a clown would release demons and destruction for the surrounding area. but hey i guess i can be wrong
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Female 539
Link: Clown Death In 30 Seconds [Rate Link] - Considering how creepy and depressed clowns are, I like the results of death by wood chipper for clowns.
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