Chicago O`Hare Airport Toilet

Submitted by: D3 8 years ago in Tech

Oh how advanced public toilets are these days.
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Male 121
LOL, "hey, I got a little kid with me, man..."
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Male 2
i have beeter than this toilet
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Female 123
Now I`m going to take a huge poo!
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Male 381
ROFL

AAAAHAHAhahahahahaha, man, that made me laugh so much XDDD

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Male 2,199
lol, the guy outside...
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Female 193
Wth. I went to the bathroom there and there wasn`t a toilet like that! I feel deprived.
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Male 772
"you`ve never been on airports?"

Probably why he`s never seen them, since they`re only found ON the airport; most people are used to going IN them =P

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Male 312
this is neither amusing nor revolutionary. I`m from chicago as well and I`ve seen this a thousand times in other public restrooms, not just O`haire.
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Male 240
Hahaha, classic.
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Male 914
i love chicago...
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Male 604
you`ve never been on airports?

why is this rated 3.5

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Male 3,301
I`m still throwing down some paper. For all we know, that could just be going around in a circle.
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Female 55
how is this remarkable in any way? i`m from chicago, i just thought all airport toilets did that...
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Male 127
I Could Just Imagine Outside
``Guys, There`s Some creep in there filming the toilet!``
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Male 326
Shiny
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Female 63
colleges should use this technology in the dorms..
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Male 438
what if it starts turning while you`re sitting on it lol?
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Male 13
This is magical.
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Female 41
That looks like a good way to fight boredom in an airport, even if you`re not going to take a huge sh**.

"Hey, I`ve got a little kid in here!" Priceless.

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Female 1,260
So how do you know that it only has the one liner and the same side shows up every other time? I guess maybe if someone left some `residue` on it? I agree with Mornaf...I`d hafta mark it up and turn it a couple times to make sure...hmmm...maybe I should just wait til I get home.
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Male 3,915
yay for toilet technology...guy with kid made me laugh...
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Male 820
I would take a sharpie, mark the cover thing, then spin it around 4 or 5 times..., just to make sure.
Also, these are rather old, airports had them last time I flew to Oregon, which was about 6 years ago.
As a 10 year old, I found these fascinating, and spent about 4 minutes longer than I needed messing with it.
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Male 799
"hey i got a little kid in here with me man"

haha.

and these have been here for years.

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Male 149
oh lol that is hilarious
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Male 431
The end was Priceless!

100th.

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Male 35
ive had to take a poo in one of those and it took me like 5 minutes to figure it out...almost crapped my pants
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Male 2,855
wouldnt that make your butt sweat?
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Male 357
HAHAHA. That ending cracked me up.
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Female 385
a mall i go to has the same thing, except they also disinfect them when it turns, you can hear/ see it.
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Male 2,788
and now I`m ready to take a HUGE SH*T!
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Male 593
Lol... "And now I`m ready to take a HUGE $H1T"
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Male 107
it`s just one circle of plastic, they recycle to make you think it`s new. n_n
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Female 393
lmao thats so cool. last time i was there...was like a year ago or a year and a half and the toilets were normal toilets. just cool sinks and foamy soap:)
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Male 94
These things are so old...i live near O`Hare been there as long as i can remember
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Male 1,232
Oh, that WAS Amir from Collegehumor... I was about to say... But the ending was priceless, I bet they planned that though.
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Female 2,120
Actually, it`s a rule that you have to call that out HUGE $HIT. It says so on the sign.
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Male 256
Well I think all little kids should be aware of standard men`s room protocol to call out the "HUGE $H1T" warning
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Male 157
That`s defiantly the way to do it. Proclaiming that you have to take a huge $hit whether there be children or not.
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Male 117
seriously - have you never seen these toilets before? I remember having used these in the late 80s (oh yeah, I know, a $hit worth remembering, lol)
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Female 101
yeah i was pretty stoked about those things when i was there a few weeks ago
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Male 2,125
Whooo...a toilet that changes itself...yay?
End was funny, tho. HAHA ^^
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Male 35
i remember those at that airport but i never got that excited to take a dump cause it rotates with a wave of a hand :P
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Female 1,199
Hahaha I love the end.
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Male 117
I`ve never wanted to take a bigger poot then now after I`ve seen that toilet.
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Male 667
Holy ~... now i can take a sh*t at the airport.
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Male 593
I saw that 16 years ago in Buenos Aires. Just not with the optical sensor. I thought it was weird. Now I see it again... and I wonder whether what comes out is actually clean.
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Male 1,164
"and then look down at the toilet seat and suddenly feel like orgasming. ~<3 "

toilet fetish?

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Male 15,832
LOL @ airsofter1 :-D
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Female 650
omg that was AMAZING
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Male 612
lol, sweet
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Female 1,427
"i think the best part is the end.... hey i gotta little kid hear man."

Agreed. Lmao

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Female 21
They REALLY ARE amazing, haha.
I remember... It`s the BEST feeling in the world when you`re there for the very first time and walk into the bathroom with that usual dread-- and then look down at the toilet seat and suddenly feel like orgasming. ~<3
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Male 1,089
i bet it just loops around.
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Female 1,386
[email protected] the grumpy Pedobear in the next stall.

Since those toilet covers are plastic, I`m guessing they don`t get flushed, and are stored somewhere? I`d hate to be the person with the job of emptying out the "used" stuff. Urg.

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Female 191
they have toilets like that in a casino they just built here in PA. It`s pretty cool, I must say.
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Male 182
ALSO I LOVE O`HARE AND HAVE USED THOSE TOILETS. YAY.
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Male 182
I was definitely like, "wow I understand vloggers who bring their cameras everywhere and talk to themselves and I don`t find that weird, but talking to yourself in a stall WOULD be kind of awkward."

Then I saw it was Amir and it all made sense.

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Male 309
lmao im like oh cool little plastic thing "AND NOW IM READY TO TAKE A HUGE poo!"
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Male 103
I`m proud to say I have pooped there.
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Male 1,129
i think the best part is the end.... hey i gotta little kid hear man.
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Male 338
god bless america...
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Male 515
you should see the hand driers they actually work.
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Male 245
What if you set off the sensor when you`re on the toilet?
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Male 134
why the drat this get ove 3 star rate?
toilet! wooooo....
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Male 2,034
"cant stand vimeo, there player sucks, ruins the entire video "

Don`t leave your cursor over the window. Cmon man.

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Male 5,314
"Hey I`m trying to molest a little kid here, man"

drat i laughed so hard

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Male 9,305
"Well, you gotta recycle"

Ewwwwww....nooooooo....

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Male 254
you think thats advanced? i went to hong kong and their airport bathroom cleaned your ass . yea.
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Female 9,557
I thought they only had that at the girls bathroom. Interesting anyhow.
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Male 1,452
cant stand vimeo, there player sucks, ruins the entire video
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Male 156
"Hey I`m trying to molest a little kid here, man"
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Male 12,138
I thought it was mildly interesting, wasn`t ready for the funny. Which made it funnier. Nice post.
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Male 311
"Hey I have a little kid here with me, man"
ahahahaha
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Male 3,819
"Hey I have a little kid here with me, man"

I lol`d so hard at that for some reason.

That`s pretty cool. O`Hare FTW.

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Male 4,680
Bit by bit, the jetson-esque future we all look forward to is becoming a reality. This is just one example, that and the robot penguins in the video posted yesterday.
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Male 10,440
Thats cool, but it seems kinda wasteful.
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Male 2,593
primetimekin
"at one point doesnt the paper just repeat itself?"

Well, you gotta recycle

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Male 138
I love the ending...
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Male 7,933
at one point doesnt the paper just repeat itself?
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Male 2,344
"And now I`m ready to take a HUGE poo!"

Hahaha, this man, is pure awesome.

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Female 60
We`ve had those in Chicago for a few years now. O`Hare`s a busy airport, so they want to minimize diseases and illnesses spreading.

Yes, even from your butt.

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Male 236
I just used one of those a week ago when I went to see my family off at O`Hare. At first I didn`t notice the sensor....actually I didn`t notice it until after I took a s***. lol What ever happened to those funny little paper things?
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Male 35
haha diddnt expect the ending
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Male 1,011
woot amir!
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Female 961
i can only wonder what people thought when they saw him walking into a restroom with a video camera
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Female 81
i`ve seen those many times before...not a big deal...but a hilarious video
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Female 1,306
Amir <3 called it :D
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Male 9,305
lmao, little kid. XD
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Male 844
lol! "AND NOW I`M READY TO TAKE A HUGE SHI*!" the reply was funny as well...haha classic
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Male 17,512
Hey! I got a kid here man! LOL
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Male 955
LOL great video!
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Male 2,172
Phantom Pooper, S. Darko Trailer and now Chicago O`Hare Airport Toilet... that makes 3 crap-related entry in a row.

Impressive.

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Female 15,763
Aww I hope he apologized.

Anyway, I don`t remember seeing that when I went to the airport... D:

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Female 1,578
LOL I love Amir.
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Male 524
and now i`m ready to take a huge poo! lol
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Male 203
college humor`s Amir?
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Female 153
Been there, and used those. LOL. O`Hare does have some nice bathrooms, especially in Terminal 5.

Saw them also in a San Antonio rest stop if I remember right. Pretty nice not having to cover everything with tissue.

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Male 201
As cool as that is, we`ve had those in hotels here in Brazil for quite some time now.
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Male 308
lol! he had a little kid with him ^_^
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Male 722
Link: Chicago O`Hare Airport Toilet [Rate Link] - Oh how advanced public toilets are these days.
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