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100 Responses to Chicago O`Hare Airport Toilet

  1. Profile photo of D3
    D3 Male 13-17
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    May 9, 2009 at 9:58 am
    Link: Chicago O`Hare Airport Toilet - Oh how advanced public toilets are these days.
  2. Profile photo of shinsvaka
    shinsvaka Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    lol! he had a little kid with him ^_^
  3. Profile photo of darthzew
    darthzew Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    As cool as that is, we`ve had those in hotels here in Brazil for quite some time now.
  4. Profile photo of hoboriffic
    hoboriffic Female 30-39
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    May 9, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    Been there, and used those. LOL. O`Hare does have some nice bathrooms, especially in Terminal 5.

    Saw them also in a San Antonio rest stop if I remember right. Pretty nice not having to cover everything with tissue.

  5. Profile photo of hyybrucewayn
    hyybrucewayn Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    college humor`s Amir?
  6. Profile photo of outfire
    outfire Male 13-17
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    May 9, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    and now i`m ready to take a huge poo! lol
  7. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
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    May 9, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    LOL I love Amir.
  8. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    May 9, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    Aww I hope he apologized.

    Anyway, I don`t remember seeing that when I went to the airport... D:

  9. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
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    May 9, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    Phantom Pooper, S. Darko Trailer and now Chicago O`Hare Airport Toilet... that makes 3 crap-related entry in a row.

    Impressive.

  10. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    LOL great video!
  11. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    May 9, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    Hey! I got a kid here man! LOL
  12. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
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    May 9, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    lol! "AND NOW I`M READY TO TAKE A HUGE SHI*!" the reply was funny as well...haha classic
  13. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    lmao, little kid. XD
  14. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
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    May 9, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    Amir <3 called it :D
  15. Profile photo of Beebeegirl
    Beebeegirl Female 13-17
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    May 9, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    i`ve seen those many times before...not a big deal...but a hilarious video
  16. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
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    May 9, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    i can only wonder what people thought when they saw him walking into a restroom with a video camera
  17. Profile photo of Norris
    Norris Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    woot amir!
  18. Profile photo of gmfreak356
    gmfreak356 Male 30-39
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    May 9, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    haha diddnt expect the ending
  19. Profile photo of apoet4life
    apoet4life Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    I just used one of those a week ago when I went to see my family off at O`Hare. At first I didn`t notice the sensor....actually I didn`t notice it until after I took a s***. lol What ever happened to those funny little paper things?
  20. Profile photo of thedragslay
    thedragslay Female 18-29
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    May 9, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    We`ve had those in Chicago for a few years now. O`Hare`s a busy airport, so they want to minimize diseases and illnesses spreading.

    Yes, even from your butt.

  21. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
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    May 9, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    "And now I`m ready to take a HUGE poo!"

    Hahaha, this man, is pure awesome.

  22. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    at one point doesnt the paper just repeat itself?
  23. Profile photo of MrGuy
    MrGuy Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    I love the ending...
  24. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
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    May 9, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    primetimekin
    "at one point doesnt the paper just repeat itself?"

    Well, you gotta recycle

  25. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    Thats cool, but it seems kinda wasteful.
  26. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    May 9, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    Bit by bit, the jetson-esque future we all look forward to is becoming a reality. This is just one example, that and the robot penguins in the video posted yesterday.
  27. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    "Hey I have a little kid here with me, man"

    I lol`d so hard at that for some reason.

    That`s pretty cool. O`Hare FTW.

  28. Profile photo of MrFibbles
    MrFibbles Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    "Hey I have a little kid here with me, man"
    ahahahaha
  29. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    May 9, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    I thought it was mildly interesting, wasn`t ready for the funny. Which made it funnier. Nice post.
  30. Profile photo of SGB
    SGB Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2009 at 3:02 pm
    "Hey I`m trying to molest a little kid here, man"
  31. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    cant stand vimeo, there player sucks, ruins the entire video
  32. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
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    May 9, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    I thought they only had that at the girls bathroom. Interesting anyhow.
  33. Profile photo of kiddo
    kiddo Male 13-17
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    May 9, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    you think thats advanced? i went to hong kong and their airport bathroom cleaned your ass . yea.
  34. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    "Well, you gotta recycle"

    Ewwwwww....nooooooo....

  35. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    "Hey I`m trying to molest a little kid here, man"

    drat i laughed so hard

  36. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    "cant stand vimeo, there player sucks, ruins the entire video "

    Don`t leave your cursor over the window. Cmon man.

  37. Profile photo of RedBrother
    RedBrother Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    why the drat this get ove 3 star rate?
    toilet! wooooo....
  38. Profile photo of nobody404
    nobody404 Male 13-17
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    May 9, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    What if you set off the sensor when you`re on the toilet?
  39. Profile photo of HOBOMOE
    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    you should see the hand driers they actually work.
  40. Profile photo of Veggieman
    Veggieman Male 13-17
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    May 9, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    god bless america...
  41. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    i think the best part is the end.... hey i gotta little kid hear man.
  42. Profile photo of Naton
    Naton Male 13-17
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    May 9, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    I`m proud to say I have pooped there.
  43. Profile photo of yofuzzy
    yofuzzy Male 13-17
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    May 9, 2009 at 8:05 pm
    lmao im like oh cool little plastic thing "AND NOW IM READY TO TAKE A HUGE poo!"
  44. Profile photo of ericdee
    ericdee Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2009 at 8:12 pm
    I was definitely like, "wow I understand vloggers who bring their cameras everywhere and talk to themselves and I don`t find that weird, but talking to yourself in a stall WOULD be kind of awkward."

    Then I saw it was Amir and it all made sense.

  45. Profile photo of ericdee
    ericdee Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2009 at 8:12 pm
    ALSO I LOVE O`HARE AND HAVE USED THOSE TOILETS. YAY.
  46. Profile photo of punk7634
    punk7634 Female 18-29
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    May 9, 2009 at 8:29 pm
    they have toilets like that in a casino they just built here in PA. It`s pretty cool, I must say.
  47. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
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    May 9, 2009 at 9:28 pm
    Lol@ the grumpy Pedobear in the next stall.

    Since those toilet covers are plastic, I`m guessing they don`t get flushed, and are stored somewhere? I`d hate to be the person with the job of emptying out the "used" stuff. Urg.

  48. Profile photo of airsofter1
    airsofter1 Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2009 at 9:40 pm
    i bet it just loops around.
  49. Profile photo of Felorah
    Felorah Female 18-29
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    May 9, 2009 at 10:02 pm
    They REALLY ARE amazing, haha.
    I remember... It`s the BEST feeling in the world when you`re there for the very first time and walk into the bathroom with that usual dread-- and then look down at the toilet seat and suddenly feel like orgasming. ~<3
  50. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
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    May 9, 2009 at 10:45 pm
    "i think the best part is the end.... hey i gotta little kid hear man."

    Agreed. Lmao

  51. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
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    May 9, 2009 at 10:56 pm
    lol, sweet
  52. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
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    May 9, 2009 at 11:02 pm
    omg that was AMAZING
  53. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    May 9, 2009 at 11:35 pm
    LOL @ airsofter1 :-D
  54. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
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    May 9, 2009 at 11:47 pm
    "and then look down at the toilet seat and suddenly feel like orgasming. ~<3 "

    toilet fetish?

  55. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
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    May 10, 2009 at 12:35 am
    I saw that 16 years ago in Buenos Aires. Just not with the optical sensor. I thought it was weird. Now I see it again... and I wonder whether what comes out is actually clean.
  56. Profile photo of hyeonkim0805
    hyeonkim0805 Male 18-29
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    May 10, 2009 at 12:35 am
    Holy ~... now i can take a sh*t at the airport.
  57. Profile photo of huskyhusky
    huskyhusky Male 13-17
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    May 10, 2009 at 1:05 am
    I`ve never wanted to take a bigger poot then now after I`ve seen that toilet.
  58. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
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    May 10, 2009 at 1:46 am
    Hahaha I love the end.
  59. Profile photo of Delizar
    Delizar Male 18-29
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    May 10, 2009 at 1:50 am
    i remember those at that airport but i never got that excited to take a dump cause it rotates with a wave of a hand :P
  60. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
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    May 10, 2009 at 2:14 am
    Whooo...a toilet that changes itself...yay?
    End was funny, tho. HAHA ^^
  61. Profile photo of Seccrenicche
    Seccrenicche Female 18-29
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    May 10, 2009 at 3:01 am
    yeah i was pretty stoked about those things when i was there a few weeks ago
  62. Profile photo of 2otto2
    2otto2 Male 30-39
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    May 10, 2009 at 3:11 am
    seriously - have you never seen these toilets before? I remember having used these in the late 80s (oh yeah, I know, a $hit worth remembering, lol)
  63. Profile photo of phattiger
    phattiger Male 18-29
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    May 10, 2009 at 4:16 am
    That`s defiantly the way to do it. Proclaiming that you have to take a huge $hit whether there be children or not.
  64. Profile photo of Habute
    Habute Male 18-29
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    May 10, 2009 at 4:28 am
    Well I think all little kids should be aware of standard men`s room protocol to call out the "HUGE $H1T" warning
  65. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
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    May 10, 2009 at 5:55 am
    Actually, it`s a rule that you have to call that out HUGE $HIT. It says so on the sign.
  66. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
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    May 10, 2009 at 6:21 am
    Oh, that WAS Amir from Collegehumor... I was about to say... But the ending was priceless, I bet they planned that though.
  67. Profile photo of OMGPWNT
    OMGPWNT Male 13-17
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    May 10, 2009 at 8:04 am
    These things are so old...i live near O`Hare been there as long as i can remember
  68. Profile photo of catsrule313
    catsrule313 Female 13-17
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    May 10, 2009 at 8:16 am
    lmao thats so cool. last time i was there...was like a year ago or a year and a half and the toilets were normal toilets. just cool sinks and foamy soap:)
  69. Profile photo of gojamesgo
    gojamesgo Male 18-29
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    May 10, 2009 at 9:04 am
    it`s just one circle of plastic, they recycle to make you think it`s new. n_n
  70. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
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    May 10, 2009 at 9:28 am
    Lol... "And now I`m ready to take a HUGE $H1T"
  71. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
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    May 10, 2009 at 9:43 am
    and now I`m ready to take a HUGE SH*T!
  72. Profile photo of lemurs366
    lemurs366 Female 18-29
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    May 10, 2009 at 10:02 am
    a mall i go to has the same thing, except they also disinfect them when it turns, you can hear/ see it.
  73. Profile photo of slugs
    slugs Male 30-39
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    May 10, 2009 at 10:14 am
    HAHAHA. That ending cracked me up.
  74. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
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    May 10, 2009 at 11:09 am
    wouldnt that make your butt sweat?
  75. Profile photo of jhe394
    jhe394 Male 13-17
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    May 10, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    ive had to take a poo in one of those and it took me like 5 minutes to figure it out...almost crapped my pants
  76. Profile photo of 520
    520 Male 13-17
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    May 10, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    The end was Priceless!

    100th.

  77. Profile photo of jogger1
    jogger1 Male 13-17
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    May 10, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    oh lol that is hilarious
  78. Profile photo of shreder23
    shreder23 Male 18-29
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    May 10, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    "hey i got a little kid in here with me man"

    haha.

    and these have been here for years.

  79. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
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    May 10, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    I would take a sharpie, mark the cover thing, then spin it around 4 or 5 times..., just to make sure.
    Also, these are rather old, airports had them last time I flew to Oregon, which was about 6 years ago.
    As a 10 year old, I found these fascinating, and spent about 4 minutes longer than I needed messing with it.
  80. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    May 10, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    yay for toilet technology...guy with kid made me laugh...
  81. Profile photo of krabkat
    krabkat Female 18-29
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    May 10, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    So how do you know that it only has the one liner and the same side shows up every other time? I guess maybe if someone left some `residue` on it? I agree with Mornaf...I`d hafta mark it up and turn it a couple times to make sure...hmmm...maybe I should just wait til I get home.
  82. Profile photo of TheArsPoet
    TheArsPoet Female 18-29
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    May 10, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    That looks like a good way to fight boredom in an airport, even if you`re not going to take a huge sh**.

    "Hey, I`ve got a little kid in here!" Priceless.

  83. Profile photo of mjs538
    mjs538 Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2009 at 5:28 am
    This is magical.
  84. Profile photo of quack_stud
    quack_stud Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2009 at 5:56 am
    what if it starts turning while you`re sitting on it lol?
  85. Profile photo of krauts87
    krauts87 Female 18-29
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    May 11, 2009 at 6:11 am
    colleges should use this technology in the dorms..
  86. Profile photo of Shaboobalah
    Shaboobalah Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2009 at 8:55 am
    Shiny
  87. Profile photo of commentClown
    commentClown Male 13-17
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    May 11, 2009 at 9:57 am
    I Could Just Imagine Outside
    ``Guys, There`s Some creep in there filming the toilet!``
  88. Profile photo of emily1494
    emily1494 Female 18-29
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    May 11, 2009 at 9:58 am
    how is this remarkable in any way? i`m from chicago, i just thought all airport toilets did that...
  89. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2009 at 11:02 am
    I`m still throwing down some paper. For all we know, that could just be going around in a circle.
  90. Profile photo of Kougaiji
    Kougaiji Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2009 at 11:50 am
    you`ve never been on airports?

    why is this rated 3.5

  91. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
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    May 11, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    i love chicago...
  92. Profile photo of FecesinVCR
    FecesinVCR Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    Hahaha, classic.
  93. Profile photo of JMoney100
    JMoney100 Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    this is neither amusing nor revolutionary. I`m from chicago as well and I`ve seen this a thousand times in other public restrooms, not just O`haire.
  94. Profile photo of Smashking
    Smashking Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    "you`ve never been on airports?"

    Probably why he`s never seen them, since they`re only found ON the airport; most people are used to going IN them =P

  95. Profile photo of skyblue_15
    skyblue_15 Female 18-29
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    May 11, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    Wth. I went to the bathroom there and there wasn`t a toilet like that! I feel deprived.
  96. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    lol, the guy outside...
  97. Profile photo of dairy
    dairy Male 18-29
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    May 11, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    ROFL

    AAAAHAHAhahahahahaha, man, that made me laugh so much XDDD

  98. Profile photo of Concerto
    Concerto Female 18-29
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    May 23, 2009 at 3:15 am
    Now I`m going to take a huge poo!
  99. Profile photo of bilal_m
    bilal_m Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2009 at 8:22 am
    i have beeter than this toilet
  100. Profile photo of bigjames02
    bigjames02 Male 18-29
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    August 14, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    LOL, "hey, I got a little kid with me, man..."

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