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Date: 05/05/09 03:01 PM

36 Responses to Candiru: Toothpick Fish Horror

  1. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    Link: Candiru: Toothpick Fish Horror - Don`t ever wizz in the Amazon River. Some NSFW subject matter, even though this is a BBC clip.
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    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    What are you, a gay fish?
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    "Doc, you gotta help me, I`ve got a Candiru stuck in my urethra"

    "Sorry, Candiru?"

    "I SAID I`VE GOT A F*CKING FISH BURIED IN MY DICK, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?"

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    OhNoFrodo Male 30-39
    333 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    Right thats it I am NEVER peeing in another river, stream or ocean ever again.....I am not even sure if a toilet is a good idea yet.... Thanks CrakrJak
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    Bigbadwolf Male 18-29
    335 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    I remember learning about this.
    Nature is so great. No, not sarcasm. I think it`s amazing how animals adapt, even if they are forced to love off of animals.

    lol.

    ow.

    --BBW

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    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 3:23 pm
    oh god.
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    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    Heh, this happened to Murderface on Metalocalypse when they visited the Amazon. Man I`d wish they come out with a new season of that already.
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    Tachiinii Male 13-17
    219 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    (twitch-twitch) ahhhhh! owww That`d freaking hurt. (wince)
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    19940321 Male 18-29
    78 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    Hurrm... forgive me, but haven`t we seen this? Or at least something very, very similar?
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    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    I`ve heard about this many times before, but I still cringe.
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    sumguyin267 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    Here`s the other video about the candiru you probably saw:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSLKZzuLC00

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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    Wow one of my submissions made it. :-)
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    IslandLotus Female 18-29
    410 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    THE WORLD IS TERRIBLE!
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    Bat_Girl Female 13-17
    323 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    i dont understand the ending...
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    Catx Male 18-29
    189 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    Hmmmmm...they should put them in public pools.
  16. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    My boyfriend has a fear of those.
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    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    you`d think the natives to the amazon river area would know not to do that lol
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    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    Just another of the several reasons to not go swimming in the amazon. And for anyone who didn`t get that... IT WENT UP HIS PEEHOLE!
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    facepalmist Male 18-29
    63 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    orangecrow- every man in the world has a fear of those! i cringed just watching the video...
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    Marce Female 13-17
    70 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 8:28 pm
    We watched this in biology class one year.

    Never pee in the amazon, we concluded.

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    sam0hT Male 13-17
    229 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 8:30 pm
    OUCH!!!!
  22. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    the initial zoom in on the kids dong was fabulous bbc
  23. Profile photo of Wagonlover
    Wagonlover Male 18-29
    290 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 9:02 pm
    fishsticks
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    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    701 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 9:03 pm
    And the only way you`re getting it out is with an amputation! :O
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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    Yea, best to just avoid that entire part of the world altogether.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 9:14 pm
    And for anyone for has regular STD checks (that`s all of you guys, right? RIGHT!!!?) just think of the pain and residual discomfort you feel after the doc sticks the doohickey up your doodlehole, then think, "PLUS SPIKES". Owwwww.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 9:54 pm
    They ought to show this video to kids and then tell than that they stocked the swimming pool with candiru.
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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 11:45 pm
    "doohickey up your doodlehole,"???
    Liiion.......

    ....I wonder if I can romance my girlfriend tonight with that line...

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    stankilla Male 18-29
    123 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 12:14 am
    i wish they wouldve went on to say how they remove the little bastards..
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    swantonbomb7 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 9:53 am
    LOL. I saw that on tv the other night.
    But it was on animal planet. Kinda scared me, but this one just made me laugh. And reminds me of what cartman says
    "DAMN IT MOM WHO PUT HIS WHO DILLY IN YOUR CHACHA!"
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    pvt10thva Male 18-29
    18 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 9:55 am
    I had a biology teacher in high school who told us about this to gross us out. The way he said they get it out of men was and I quote "split it in half like a hot dog".
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    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 11:34 am
    i was going to say that dakkar, you beat me to it. :p it is definitely time for more dethklok, i`m tired of waiting.
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    HOLY POO! I...I...agh....guh...made me cringe, yell, grab my....I`m never pissin in the water again.
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    Delos Male 18-29
    205 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    *sigh* no where near as delightful as the guinea worm from a post not too long ago; though those are "near extinct" apparently...
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    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    I`ve heard of this before. Eek! *winces*

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