Candiru: Toothpick Fish Horror

Submitted by: CrakrJak 8 years ago in Weird
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQWgUht-ObI

Don"t ever wizz in the Amazon River. Some NSFW subject matter, even though this is a BBC clip.
There are 36 comments:
Female 2,064
I`ve heard of this before. Eek! *winces*
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Male 205
*sigh* no where near as delightful as the guinea worm from a post not too long ago; though those are "near extinct" apparently...
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Male 3,369
HOLY POO! I...I...agh....guh...made me cringe, yell, grab my....I`m never pissin in the water again.
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Female 778
i was going to say that dakkar, you beat me to it. :p it is definitely time for more dethklok, i`m tired of waiting.
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Male 18
I had a biology teacher in high school who told us about this to gross us out. The way he said they get it out of men was and I quote "split it in half like a hot dog".
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Female 178
LOL. I saw that on tv the other night.
But it was on animal planet. Kinda scared me, but this one just made me laugh. And reminds me of what cartman says
"DAMN IT MOM WHO PUT HIS WHO DILLY IN YOUR CHACHA!"
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Male 123
i wish they wouldve went on to say how they remove the little bastards..
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Male 2,582
"doohickey up your doodlehole,"???
Liiion.......

....I wonder if I can romance my girlfriend tonight with that line...

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Male 15,832
They ought to show this video to kids and then tell than that they stocked the swimming pool with candiru.
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Male 8,300
And for anyone for has regular STD checks (that`s all of you guys, right? RIGHT!!!?) just think of the pain and residual discomfort you feel after the doc sticks the doohickey up your doodlehole, then think, "PLUS SPIKES". Owwwww.
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Male 2,582
Yea, best to just avoid that entire part of the world altogether.
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Male 701
And the only way you`re getting it out is with an amputation! :O
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Male 290
fishsticks
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Male 2,855
the initial zoom in on the kids dong was fabulous bbc
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Male 229
OUCH!!!!
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Female 70
We watched this in biology class one year.

Never pee in the amazon, we concluded.

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Male 63
orangecrow- every man in the world has a fear of those! i cringed just watching the video...
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Female 1,963
Just another of the several reasons to not go swimming in the amazon. And for anyone who didn`t get that... IT WENT UP HIS PEEHOLE!
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Female 901
you`d think the natives to the amazon river area would know not to do that lol
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Female 1,199
My boyfriend has a fear of those.
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Male 189
Hmmmmm...they should put them in public pools.
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Female 323
i dont understand the ending...
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Female 410
THE WORLD IS TERRIBLE!
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Male 17,511
Wow one of my submissions made it. :-)
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Male 99
Here`s the other video about the candiru you probably saw:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSLKZzuLC00

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Male 1,788
I`ve heard about this many times before, but I still cringe.
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Male 78
Hurrm... forgive me, but haven`t we seen this? Or at least something very, very similar?
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Male 219
(twitch-twitch) ahhhhh! owww That`d freaking hurt. (wince)
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Male 1,254
Heh, this happened to Murderface on Metalocalypse when they visited the Amazon. Man I`d wish they come out with a new season of that already.
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Male 820
oh god.
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Male 335
I remember learning about this.
Nature is so great. No, not sarcasm. I think it`s amazing how animals adapt, even if they are forced to love off of animals.

lol.

ow.

--BBW

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Male 333
Right thats it I am NEVER peeing in another river, stream or ocean ever again.....I am not even sure if a toilet is a good idea yet.... Thanks CrakrJak
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Male 12,138
"Doc, you gotta help me, I`ve got a Candiru stuck in my urethra"

"Sorry, Candiru?"

"I SAID I`VE GOT A F*CKING FISH BURIED IN MY DICK, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?"

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Female 1,427
What are you, a gay fish?
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Male 5,189
*Grabs manhood* Ouch...
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Male 17,511
Link: Candiru: Toothpick Fish Horror [Rate Link] - Don`t ever wizz in the Amazon River. Some NSFW subject matter, even though this is a BBC clip.
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