Can You Spot The Jagweed In This Photo? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

There are many jagweeds in this photo, but one is the biggest jagweed of "em all.
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Male 257
sometimes the admins dont know wht theyr doing -_-
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Female 209
"The correct answer to this question? There are no Jagweeds because jagweed is not a word and thus can not be an adjective."

you`re an idiot

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Female 23
and Dairy if you don`t believe me I can show you the picture
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Female 23
I met this guy at the Marilyn Manson concert in Austin! Everyone kept calling him Billy Idol. My mom`s friend Deb got a pic with him...... he gave her his business card. He goes by Batman
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Male 31
haha! I`m glad i`ve never met this person
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Male 34
Dairy, what the f*ck is your problem? I know this guy; he has three kids. We go to the same grocery store just down the street from my house.
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Male 381
you too lostinaustin, why bother.
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Male 381
cainbrain, go die in flaming agony, you a liar, go away.
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Female 160
What`s a jagweed?

Jagweed=douchebag. Sooooooooo glad I`m not single anymore if this is what`s out there in the dating pool. Because I would have to kill myself.

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Female 5,222
lol ummmmm what
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Male 34
That`s right, I live in Austin too. So that proves that I do know this guy!
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Female 17
Haha OMG! That guy lives in my city (Austin, TX)! I used to bar tend, and he would come in to our bar with different ladies all the time! And yes, he does dress like that at all times, batman belt buckle, shirt open, spiky hair. Usually it`s even worse than the above pic. He looks pretty tones down there!
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Female 646
that guy looks like the cardinal-killer guy from angels&demons.
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Female 120
What`s a jagweed?
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Male 14
Jeeze...how do people look in the mirror before leaving home and think "I look goood!" ?? AHHG!
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Female 9
Actually, jagweed is used as a noun there. Sorry. Turns out you`re the idiot.
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Male 3,296
"The correct answer to this question? There are no Jagweeds because jagweed is not a word and thus can not be an adjective"

stfu

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Female 250
ha ha finger pointing dude "hey"
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Male 117
The correct answer to this question? There are no Jagweeds because jagweed is not a word and thus can not be an adjective.
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Female 311
that right there is too much man for me to handle.
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Male 247
I count at least 4 jagweeds. I`d say front-and-center gel-boy bat-douche is the biggest jagweed though.
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Male 2,388
i honestly thought it was a womans breast hanging out for a sec
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Male 3,619
"captain, my scanners are reading a strong, seriusly douchy signal! ... it`s getting stronger... ITS RIGHT ON TOP OF US!!!! AAH!"
*blast* *pew* *ratatata*
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Female 88
Wow. a batman symbol tattoo. AND, if you notice, it`s also his belt buckle. Gelled hair, and those idiotic glasses. Not to mention that stupid shirt that`s unbuttoned like he`s trying to show off his non-existent muscles(obvious, because of the man-boob). Oh, and of course the expression on his face. That guy needs to get over himself.
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Male 1,718
You really dont want to see his batawang. =P
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Male 1,232
My douche-dar is in the red.
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Male 418
I have nothing to say. This is just so over the top it should be banned. To much douchiness I can`t stand it.
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Male 18
Gay Duke Nukem, anyone?
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Male 34
Oh, I didn`t like him at all; he was a complete douchebag. He would stand in the middle of his open front door without a shirt on for hours showing himself off while cars pass by.
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Male 2,619
ugh @ his floppy man-boob
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Male 2,159
The one in the middle is one hell of a, what was it, jagweed?

I bet he`s so much of a `jagweed` even his Jag has weeds. And I`d say that one lens on his stupid sunglasses is the exact size and shape of little jagweed, or `Fapman` as the tatoos like to call it.

The potential jagweed on the far right with a crazed expression seems to have laser vision. This could be bad...

(lmao @ keith2!!)

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Male 55
CAINBRAIN = "..." + "FACEPALM"
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Male 34
I actually know this exact guy. He used to live a couple of doors down from me.
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Male 2,591
Really he looks like his name is Helmut Von Durkledorf, has a thick accent and really likes FledermausMann.
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Female 34
... why did he have to disgrace batman?
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Male 4,593
I think the tat is actually the mustache of Yosemite Sam.
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Male 251
They All look like jagweeds. I`d tap that gal though!
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Male 14,331
"theres lots of good american brand beers, but they seem limited geographically to california"

Ummmm apparently you`ve never been around the Massachusetts or really New England for that matter.
Oh ya....
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, douchebag!
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, douchebag!

douchebag, douchebag, douchebag!

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Male 175
As if he doesn`t look stupid enough in every other way, that is one god-awful tattoo. I had to look up the Bacardi symbol on Google, just to make sure it wasn`t supposed to be that, because it`s the worst Batman emblem I`ve ever seen. It`s freakin` red, and the ears are pointing outward, like a sad kitty-cat or something. This man is terminally douche-baggy.
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Male 1,383
He`s so......

...cool.

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Male 967
Na na na na na na na na na, douchebag! Ok, who sent up the douche-signal? Holy pink, faggi-fied moobs, douchebag!
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Male 844
Super jagweed!
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Male 4,004
From left to right, the jagweed is either:
1. The girl trying to fit into the picture.
2. The guy who has that "don`t I know you?" look on his face.
3. The girl willing to be photographed with the absolute douchebag she`s willing to hump.
4. The jagweed.
5. The guy who looks like the douchebag that randomly shows up at parties that gets his ass kicked in Superbad.
6. The girl who still thinks it`s funny/thinks it`s still funny to give someone bunny ears, despite the fact she looks like a moron.
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Female 254
His chest.. so shiny.. I am so very transfixed.
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Male 503
there are so many things i want to say to this guy... it hurts my brain
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Male 137
The Dark Knight does not approve of your pink tattoo, sir Jagweed.
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Male 288
I think its the guy with the glasses in the back
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Male 17,511
I`d have to guess the jagweed was the person taking the picture. Seriously, What sane person would think "This is going to be a good picture" ?
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Female 437
It looks like Simon Cowell was invited to this party!
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Male 1,505
Everyone at this party sucks. Everyone.
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Female 15,763
One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn`t belong...
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Male 197
he turned teh label out lol
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Male 334
"batman" guy is grabbin "no teeth smile" guys ding dong.
that`s just wrong.
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Male 356
is that a young Ed Begly Jr in the background, just above the devil horns?
and, for the record, the true jagweed is the one behind the camera recording this moment for posterity.
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Male 260
I thought Mark Speight was dead...
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Female 165
Wow...just no. Time to put it away dude.

But just for the record it`s totally that guy in the back left. Look at him pointing. What a douche

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Male 15
theres lots of good american brand beers, but they seem limited geographically to california
its really annoying when people say that "oh its weak" or whatever, if you want STRONG drinks, get liquor. if you want a good social drink...beer

mendo brew: eye of the hawk = win

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Male 2,199
why is he showing off his sagging moobs?
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Male 339
Wow he really thinks he`s batman huh? And at OldOllie: True that. I mean its not that much more to get a real beer like Yvengling or go for Guinness. Still can`t understand why anyone would drink any American brand beers (save for Sam Adams)
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Female 239
i love people like this... the make the rest of us seem normal
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Male 15,832
Coors Light is like making love on the beach.

They`re both phucking near water!

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Male 4,014
Coors light is for poor people
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Male 617
nip slip!
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Male 516
Wow, he even has a bat utility belt...
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Male 16
At least the beers cold.
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Male 8,300
> vorpalsword
> i hate it when mods argue, its like watching your parents divorce, and one of them mentions how bad they are in bed

Um that never happened to me thank God, I think I would throw up esp as my parents are 73 and 70 lol. And rest assured children, we mods never argue, this is all loving sh*t-stirring in a brother/sisterly way. We Australians generally say "Hey mate, you`re a good mate" by saying "Get a big fat one up ya, ya waste of precious oxygen". I`m just gradually Australianizing the other mods lol.

[quote]PS you should see the stirring we do of each other in the ModBlog - waaay too good to be posted in public lol[/quote]

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Female 84
AHEM!!....


1. jagweed (n)
A person that persists in acting in a manner that resembles one of an non-nice individual or a douce. Usually someone that does not care about the others around him/or her, and thinks of oneself. Basically, if you see one slap them in their face and that will permanently label them as one.

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Male 283
eww coors light
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Male 1,452
lion i hate it when mods argue, its like watching your parents divorce, and one of them mentions how bad they are in bed.
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Male 649
what the hell is a jaggweed? is that one of those words in the filter that replaces another word that is compleatly reasonable to say?
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Male 91
The hell is a Jagweed...
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Male 649
Its the dumb chick on the left who is too stupid to know what to do when you give someone bunny ears in a pi
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Male 8,300
I can`t spot the Jagweed in any photo unless DumbyMod is in it :-P

[quote]Gonna get a smackdown when he gets back from Africa[/quote]

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Male 161
I am a pretty little girl
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suck my d*ck
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Male 126
the belt and chest don`t match!
thats not like him!
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Female 176
his mountains are blue
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Male 1,036
HES DRINKING COORS LIGHT!!
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Male 833
brett sounds like a troll, and i found something wrong with his profile, it says straight...

yeah...straight as a rainbow.

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Male 833
look at the old guy with the Conan haircut... what a weird place for him to be.
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Male 10,440
I want to shoot him in the face with a shotgun. But I can`t!

WHY DO YOU POST PICTURES LIKE THIS IAB?? WHY?!?!?!

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Female 4,447
Ew gross.
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Male 63
Is there a difference between a jagweed and a plain ole douchebag?
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Male 3,058
Take this any way you want Brett, but after reading your profile and looking closely at your default pic, I would have to say that you are just as much of a Jagweed as the guy in the picture... no... you`re a BIGGER Jagweed for referring to yourself as "sex god extrodinaire".

BTW, the CORRECT spelling of the word is "extraordinaire".

And now... I laugh in your face.

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Male 2,395
It`s Batman, after AFTER dark. xD
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Female 778
aw, IAB get`s its own pet jagweed.
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Male 32
Why be embarrassed? Yes, they exist. REAL smooth davy.. It is on.
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Male 1,666
LOL, Brett just got OWNED by davy
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Male 21
lololol what a loser
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Female 364
Methinks someone likes batman.
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Male 12,138
vv "oh god, look at him. its so.....embarrassing. ive always wondered if people like him SERIOUSLY think they look awesome."

http://www.i-am-bored.com/show_profile.asp?handle=brettturner

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Male 5,314
the lady doing the bunny ears in the back
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Female 385
someone thinks himself cool. unfortunately that`s how most these loser pics are distributed, by the individuals themselves
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Male 346
He does kinda look like Alton Brown.... And the one on the right has a pedosmile....
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Male 80
gay ass batman forever tattoo
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Female 1,412
lol omg that guy is just too much
i will have nightmares of that belt...
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Female 650
...........i fricking love batman =[
i wanna set this jagweed on fire
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Male 118
Why do people pose with these people? Do they not realise that the photo will be cirulated on the internet?
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Male 166
he looks like alton brown
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Female 9,572
That guy looks like he`s not interested in girls.
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Male 227
The biggest jagweed there is the relatively nice and normal looking girl for doing anything (Hey, can I get a pic with you?) to make BatQueef think there is a remote chance he`s actually cool. If you see someone like this in public: please just point and laugh.
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Female 351
His belt hurt my stomach
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Male 2,148
mal beat me to it. Is that why the description says he`s a "jagweed"?
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Female 662
What a drating joke.
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Female 1,682
oh god, look at him. its so.....embarrassing. ive always wondered if people like him SERIOUSLY think they look awesome. Maybe its all some elaborate hoax >.> LOL at well...actually all of him =/
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Male 1,231
Oh my god...he`s drinking coors light!!!!
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Male 169
Fail.
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Male 269
he looks like motherdrating duke nukem
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Female 1,589
Jagweed: a person that persists in acting in a manner that resembles one of an non-nice individual or a douce. Usually someone that does not care about the others around him/or her, and thinks of oneself. Basically, if you see one slap them in their face and that will permanently label them as one. Usually the quote while slapping the jagweed is "Yoose a jagweed and i`m aint, bitch!" SLAP

Ah, urbandictionary.com

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Female 1,436
Jagweed overload! My head exploded. Can someone help me find the pieces?
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Female 587
awww someone beat me to it
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Male 2,028
ew
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Female 587
jagweed 21 up, 1 down
a person that persists in acting in a manner that resembles one of an non-nice individual or a douce. Usually someone that does not care about the others around him/or her, and thinks of oneself. Basically, if you see one slap them in their face and that will permanently label them as one. Usually the quote while slapping the jagweed is "Yoose a jagweed and i`m aint, bitch!" SLAP
~courtesy of Urban Dictionary
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Female 98
I get this funny feeling that he likes Batman. Just a hunch.
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Male 336
From urbandictionary:

"[A] person that persists in acting in a manner that resembles one of an non-nice individual or a douche. "

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Male 5,094
I see Waldo.
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Female 432
I may look retarded but what is a jagweed?
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Female 267
i have no idea what a jackweed is :]
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Female 133
if i may be a compelte n00b, whats a jagweed per say?
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Male 2,125
No, hab. It`s the douche all the way in the far left pointing at the guy you`re talking about. Hm...
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Male 7,933
is that the douche signal?
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Female 133
i persoanlly think its the man boobage... look slgithly right to the red batman logo on his chest...


OVERHANG!!!

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Male 3,369
Is he having a stroke?
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Male 5,189
Chick doing bunny ears has some crazy eyes. O_O
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Male 4,393
his face???!!!!??? X( dead
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Male 787
I like his glasses. Nothing else though :[
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Female 56
bahahaha check out that crazy lady making bunny ears!
eek!
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Male 118
"Reminds me of the 2 gay foreign guys in Dude Where`s my Car."

Bingo!!

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Male 45
Reminds me of the 2 gay foreign guys in Dude Where`s my Car.
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Female 2,672
ummm...batgay?
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Male 118
HOLY poo!

I love batman!

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Male 255
look at the far right, the woman making the bunny ears
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Male 864
Wow... That`s all I can say.
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Male 20,901
Link: Can You Spot The Jagweed In This Photo? [Pic] [Rate Link] - There are many jagweeds in this photo, but one is the biggest jagweed of `em all.
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