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Date: 05/12/09 12:17 PM

63 Responses to Black Sabbath Fan Likes Black Sabbath

  1. Profile photo of AntiNormal13
    AntiNormal13 Female 13-17
    11 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    Link: Black Sabbath Fan Likes Black Sabbath - How come I always get stuck behind this guy at every concert I go to?
  2. Profile photo of papakilljoy
    papakilljoy Male 18-29
    126 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    that guy is a total duchebag
  3. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    woah, how can people get so addicted to music. looks like they need a new hobby...
    "im gonna frick`in faint!" lol
  4. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    i wanna shove a drain pipe down his throat :@
  5. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    people like that should be escorted away from the event. when you can act like an adult you can come back and try again.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    Tony Iaomi has no fingers on his right hand I think. Or is missing at least three fingers on it. Or maybe it`s just fingertips. Maybe it`s the left. I forget.
  7. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    at first i thought he was waiting inline to get to a stadium and i am ok with that but its autograph signing douche
  8. Profile photo of wtfker
    wtfker Female 18-29
    2 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    I want my mother. He is making me sad for humanity.
  9. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    White trash rednecks on parade!!
  10. Profile photo of bassdee
    bassdee Male 18-29
    70 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    i`m pretty sure iommi`s missing fingertips on his left hand cause he plays left handed but don`t quote me on that lol
  11. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    Black Sa Who?
  12. Profile photo of Hansbo
    Hansbo Male 18-29
    901 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 1:14 pm
  13. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    holy poo how did they get sabbath to sign at a guitar store?
  14. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    Did he just scream "I`m leaving now YEAH!"
  15. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    I guess it must be a lot more fun when those guys are in the line then when anyone else who just act live everyday people are in the line.

    It`s a lot more entertaining for the members of the group. You guys should try this some day.

  16. Profile photo of wowthissucks
    wowthissucks Male 30-39
    305 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    SO Chris Farley.
  17. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    oh my...
    that was uncomfortable...
    that poor kid who ended up in front of him XD
    they all look that nervous happy dont they hahaha
  18. Profile photo of Raisingfear6
    Raisingfear6 Male 18-29
    125 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    oystah, a guitarist missing fingers? He`s missing a couple tips on his right hand, but that doesn`t naturally happen from playing left handed bassdee. It happened in an accident at a sheet metal factory.
  19. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    Had nearly the same over enthusiasm as an Obama voter.
  20. Profile photo of Leiaisluf
    Leiaisluf Female 13-17
    192 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    I think I just choked on my spit. I love you, dude.
  21. Profile photo of repost
    repost Male 13-17
    190 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    so many black tshirts
  22. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    omg they must have been a tad worried. Wonder what security was thinking
  23. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 4:23 pm
  24. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9257 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    No comment...
  25. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    that was sweet.
  26. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    He shouldn`t be let out in public without his staff attendant.
  27. Profile photo of robotobunneh
    robotobunneh Female 18-29
    265 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    Ahahah... All I could think was:

    You don`t know.... Dio?!

  28. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    Would you? Please?

  29. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1036 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 5:33 pm


  30. Profile photo of Lx2
    Lx2 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 6:06 pm
  31. Profile photo of the_phantom
    the_phantom Male 18-29
    510 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    idiots, this is heaven n hell, a fracture band of black sabbath, composed of one of their lineups. get ur facts together poowads : P
  32. Profile photo of wake_n_bake
    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
    663 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 7:11 pm
  33. Profile photo of moosekid
    moosekid Male 13-17
    348 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 9:20 pm
    Threat level: HIGH YEAAA
  34. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 9:50 pm
    did they guy have a camera and not even use it lol.

  35. Profile photo of LBlues
    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 9:59 pm
    damn, I need to meet Tony Iommi.
  36. Profile photo of michaelcsr
    michaelcsr Male 40-49
    559 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 10:43 pm
    Hey Douche, they aren`t even called Black Sabbath anymore. They are Heaven and Hell. I feel ya that it would be cool to meet Iomi and Dio, but it`s a freakin record store, dumass! Calm the f#ck Down!
  37. Profile photo of stagefreak
    stagefreak Male 18-29
    379 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 11:08 pm
    I heard that in the 90`s this guy got really excited when McD`s announced they were bringing back the McRib.
  38. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 11:16 pm
    Shut UP you big stupid idiot!
  39. Profile photo of kat_iiejayne
    kat_iiejayne Female 13-17
    298 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 11:46 pm
    :O he was the tard?
    did nobody see the guy with the blonde hair/ bald patchy thing
  40. Profile photo of Reeeych
    Reeeych Female 18-29
    18 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 12:44 am
    Why do bands like this seem to be followed exclusively by braindamaged fat metalheads or computer geeks?
  41. Profile photo of Wadz
    Wadz Male 18-29
    103 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 3:40 am
    lol "IM LEAVING NOW!!!! YEAHHH!!!!!"
  42. Profile photo of 5577
    5577 Male 13-17
    518 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 3:43 am
    I wonder what this guy`s favourite band is...
  43. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 6:06 am
    I find it funny he doesn`t realize he made himself the equivalent to the girls who would scream and faint anytime Elvis swiveled his hips.
  44. Profile photo of AGit
    AGit Male 30-39
    995 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 6:10 am
    I resent that, reeeych.

    I`m not fat.

  45. Profile photo of mehh
    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 6:20 am
    When screaming at a band, context is everything.
  46. Profile photo of SwissNipsUK
    SwissNipsUK Male 18-29
    763 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 7:28 am
    That was infact....hilarious !
  47. Profile photo of demonbunny
    demonbunny Male 13-17
    164 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 11:59 am
    Kinda reminds me of waynes world 2...
  48. Profile photo of swantonbomb7
    swantonbomb7 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    Lmao. I wish it woulda been like
    "Iomi? Dio? WTF? We are KISS. GTFO"
    Lets hope in June when I go and see Jeff Hardy I don`t have people like that around. Because people like that make me angry, and want to harm.
  49. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    I`ve never heard of Black Sabbath.

    Who the hell are they?

  50. Profile photo of ChrisRlive
    ChrisRlive Male 18-29
    260 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 1:50 pm
  51. Profile photo of rogue_lily
    rogue_lily Female 13-17
    126 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    Sabbath? Who the hell are these guys? Something like the Beatles?
  52. Profile photo of Boney69
    Boney69 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 3:26 pm
    wow Sabbath is short for Black Sabbath, they are a metal band, they are the band that played Iron Man.
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    dfcrackhead Male 13-17
    327 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 6:02 pm
  54. Profile photo of habbazoot
    2116 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    black sabbath created metal.

    and oh my god i have a story to tell eveeryone pay attention to me. last summer, me and my friend wen to the warped tour (touring festival of punk bands, but slowly emo gay scene bands are infiltrating). we saw pennywise, a kick ass 90s ounk band you should all listen to. we were at the ront of the barracades, and there was this fat guy behind us. he was screaming the words to every song they played, which doesnt really bother me, but it was right in my ear. he was also screaming "YEAH JIM!!!!HELL YEAH JIM!!!! drat YEAH JIM I dratING LOVE YOU YEAH!"(jim is the singers name) over and over and over again. he put his arms around my head and stuck his camera right above my face to get a better picture of jim. slowly, throughout the songs, he came between me and my friend until we were seperated. he did this by thrusting his arm through us. you know, liek the "fight the power stick your fists into the air" kinda way.

  55. Profile photo of habbazoot
    2116 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    but he did it between us, and slowly wedged me and my frined apart. finally me and my friend left the crowd, just to get away from him. as space opened up (because we left), he waved someone from the side over, and hisfatter and shorter girlfriend came over.
    he loves pennywise and jim more than his girlfriend.

    fortunatly, all of this was made up because of Reel Big Fish, the greatest ska band of all. greatest drating time of my life.

  56. Profile photo of habbazoot
    2116 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    iommi lost the fingertips to whatever hand he plays the frets with. not sure if hes a righty or lefty.
    but he lost like the tops of his fingers, not just his finger tips. he melted down plastic bottles, rolled them into balls, and when they were still able to be molded, he put them on his fingers then covered them in leather. he also played with banjo strings, which are softer and thinner than guitar strings
  57. Profile photo of dairy
    dairy Male 18-29
    382 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    No,Led Zeppelin created metal, and if anyone tells you otherwise, they are simply incorrect. and i WILL argue with people about this :P
  58. Profile photo of paradix
    paradix Male 18-29
    143 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 5:37 am
    Black sabbath or Led Zeppelin for that matter can go f**k themselves, they`re old as f**k It`s about time they pass the torch! "emo gay scene bands" as habbazoot called em are what`s good NOW!... not 30 years ago or whatever...
  59. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 9:46 am
    No paradix, emo bands are never good. Ever
  60. Profile photo of sicker
    sicker Female 30-39
    325 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 10:41 am
    Suck it, paradix; Zeppelin is pure win.
  61. Profile photo of troytrooper
    troytrooper Male 18-29
    115 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    The reason they`re called "emo gay scene bands" is because 98% of them have no talent at ALL. They can stress their talentless voice`s and sound "cool" to the kids these days but they are nothing but mosquito`s feeding off of the wallets of lost children. Metal had a meaning that started a movement, that`s what made it more than just good music.
  62. Profile photo of kirstoner
    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 4:23 am
    It doesn`t matter whether it was made 30 years ago or just last week. Good music is good music. Just because something is recent/popular doesn`t make it good. Led Zeppelin are gods because their music has lasted this long.
  63. Profile photo of NIN07
    NIN07 Female 18-29
    15 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 10:30 am
    umm paradix... "emo gay scene bands" vs sabbath or zeppelin? are u serious?... stupid kids -_-

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