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Date: 05/08/09 12:34 PM

138 Responses to Bathroom Instructions For Men And Women [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of jono142
    jono142 Male 18-29
    378 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    Link: Bathroom Instructions For Men And Women - This diagram proves it--it`s no fun being a girl.
  2. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    No, it`s sterotypical that men are lazy and can`t even wash their hands.
  3. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    i lol`d.. kidding, i didnt find this funny
  4. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    Trizz
    Male, 13-17, Europe
    1417 Posts Friday, May 8, 2009 12:51:53 PM
    No, it`s sterotypical that men are lazy and can`t even wash their hands.
    ---------------------------------------------------

    Ewww. I wash mine. Still..thats only 2 extra frames.

  5. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    I wash my hands..., it`s just gross not to.
    But I`m not a fanatic that wont touch the door with his hands on the way out.
  6. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    I wash my hands, and also cover the seat with toilet paper when I poo. Only because I don`t want my ass to be touching something that thousands of other disgusting man-asses have touched before.
  7. Profile photo of zazuch
    zazuch Male 18-29
    286 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    @Mornaf
    YOU do realize that by touching the door anything that people had on there hands that they didnt wash gets on yours? It defeats the purpose of washing your hands if you touch the doors.
  8. Profile photo of bliblablob
    bliblablob Female 18-29
    272 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    I don`t put toilet paper on the seat, but if there is something on the seat I wipe it or move to another toilet. I only squat if all the toilets are horrible, or in rare occasions there is no seat!
    When I get my time of the month I use a Mooncup, I won`t go into it but it needs more steps that a tampon or pad.

  9. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    I have OCD, I have to "clean" the seat with toilet paper even though I know it doesnt do anything
  10. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    Well you notice how difficult is being a woman and he didn`t even wash his hands!
  11. Profile photo of summarr
    summarr Female 13-17
    188 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    To all the other comments: and that`s why i don`t use public bathrooms.
  12. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    I don`t do the whole `toilet paper on the seat` thing. If there is something on it, I grab a wad of toilet paper and wipe it off (unless its super gross, then I just move).
  13. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    741 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    My Super Power: The ability to leave a public restroom cleaner than I found it without actually touching anything with my bare hands.
  14. Profile photo of Zerro
    Zerro Male 18-29
    628 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    I always wash my hands...

    I ain`t be wantin to get no swine flu or nuttin.

  15. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    i disagree with the description, it would be badass being a girl, because you would have a vagina
  16. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    741 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    The reason us dudes don`t wash our hands is our willies get a bath the same time the rest of us does, and we don`t pee on our hands. Do women wash their hands every time they touch their boobs (or kneecaps, or chin, or whatever)? No.
  17. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    "i disagree with the description, it would be badass being a girl, because you would have a vagina"

    win.

  18. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    "The reason us dudes don`t wash our hands is our willies get a bath the same time the rest of us does, and we don`t pee on our hands. Do women wash their hands every time they touch their boobs (or kneecaps, or chin, or whatever)? No." But your kneecaps, chin, whatever don`t sit penned up in a potentially sweaty area all day. I wash my hands after every visit to the bathroom, and insist my son does as well.
  19. Profile photo of lilricedrgn
    lilricedrgn Female 18-29
    18 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    I flush with my foot. I dont want to touch the handle so many just-gone-bathroom hands have touched. Ew.
  20. Profile photo of xattributex
    xattributex Male 18-29
    144 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    they forgot the part where the girl has someone else in the bathroom talking to her for five hours and the guy is outside waiting..
  21. Profile photo of Mantolwen
    Mantolwen Female 18-29
    387 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    I`d skip a few of those steps. I`m not so fussy as to waste TP on the loo seat. My (male) flatmate uses more than me!
  22. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    Isn`t it even more steps if the guy has to poo? Unless they`re the kind of guy who pees sitting down o_O
  23. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    ChainsawNbud
    Male, 40-49, Southern US
    239 Posts Friday, May 08, 2009 1:18:17 PM
    The reason us dudes don`t wash our hands is our willies get a bath the same time the rest of us does, and we don`t pee on our hands. Do women wash their hands every time they touch their boobs (or kneecaps, or chin, or whatever)? No.
    --------------------------------------------------

    I`m betting your hands smell of sweaty ball sack!

  24. Profile photo of MrFibbles
    MrFibbles Male 18-29
    311 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    "I`m betting your hands smell of sweaty ball sack!"
    dont know about you but i dont fondle my balls while i take a piss
  25. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    What about the steps for guys that have to do with having a space between urinals, little to no communication with other men, no commenting or looking at another man`s penis, washing hands and drying?

    And with females, that`s only if she`s on her period. And toilet paper on the seat? *laughs*

  26. Profile photo of hypergames
    hypergames Male 13-17
    47 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    LillianDulci
    Female, 18-29, Eastern US
    320 Posts Friday, May 8, 2009 1:29:05 PM
    Isn`t it even more steps if the guy has to poo? Unless they`re the kind of guy who pees sitting down o_O
    -------------------------------------------------
    dont be silly, us men do not need to do that!
  27. Profile photo of Glowy
    Glowy Male 18-29
    354 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    I talk to people when I pee.
  28. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    "dont be silly, us men do not need to do that!"
    Guys don`t poo?! Gasp!
  29. Profile photo of cndman15
    cndman15 Male 18-29
    328 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    "i disagree with the description, it would be badass being a girl, because you would have a vagina"

    FAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  30. Profile photo of Habute
    Habute Male 18-29
    256 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    Urinal??? Just pee on the floor.
  31. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    This picture does explain how it takes my friend less than a minute to leave the class, use the bathroom, and come back though...
  32. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    I`ve never used toilet paper as a seat cover. I`ve never used a seat cover. I`ve never "squatted" above a toilet.

    Simply put, if that seat doesn`t look clean enough to sit on, I either hold it or squat down by a tree. drat daintyness.

  33. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    "I talk to people when I pee"
    I give people hugs when they pee
  34. Profile photo of RckThsPrty
    RckThsPrty Female 13-17
    267 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 2:16 pm
    "I give people hugs when they pee"
    That made me laugh so much that my cat left the room.
  35. Profile photo of The_Waz
    The_Waz Male 18-29
    169 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    that`s why being a dude is awesome...we don`t have to sit on those god forsaken public toilet seats xD
  36. Profile photo of yappyJAP
    yappyJAP Female 18-29
    167 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    My family was in a Maryland mall once when my sister needed to use the bathroom and we had no idea where it was because we were just visiting the area. They were busy in the shoe store and didn`t want to leave to go searching for it only to come back since they hadn`t made their purchase yet so they sent me. She and I ended up going into a Starbucks and it was the filthiest thing I`ve ever seen. I was actually angry at how disgusting it was. Not to mention, there didn`t seem to be TP. Then my sister opens a closet that I didn`t even notice (it was kind of camouflaged)and proceeds to climb to the top shelf to get TP, hands it to me so I can put it across the seat and says, "That was drating difficult." She`s eight so I wasn`t loving that she cursed but then I couldn`t help cracking up because it WAS drating difficult and made me want to ask for the manager and punch him. Laughing is a little less destructive.
  37. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    Sexistic and not-fun-at-all
  38. Profile photo of yappyJAP
    yappyJAP Female 18-29
    167 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    BTW, she didn`t say "drating". She said the `F` word and I believe it was her first time using it.
  39. Profile photo of Hemtroll
    Hemtroll Male 18-29
    363 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    I kinda wonder what the guy had for dinner, look at all that splashing
  40. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    >>malinschen
    lol grow the drat up.
  41. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    lol
  42. Profile photo of smo
    smo Female 18-29
    351 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    Its funny coz its true
  43. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 2:52 pm
    Haha, sooo true! XD
  44. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    NOW I understand why they take so long
  45. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    lolz
  46. Profile photo of Mariam67
    Mariam67 Female 18-29
    173 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    So guys don`t wash their hands? GROSS.
  47. Profile photo of nokirarr
    nokirarr Male 13-17
    90 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    We don`t wash our hands?! I`ve been doing it wrong...
  48. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    When I was like 9 my dad and I went into our respective restrooms at the mall, and when I came out he was already done. Frustrated, I exclaimed, "IT`S NOT FAIR! Penises make peeing so much faster!"

    Yeah... I was THAT child...

  49. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    Hey, wait a minute... I wash my hands everytime I go to the bathroom... Who the hell doesn`t?
  50. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    Opie: least you didn`t have a dad who sent waitresses from the restaurant in on you when you decided to take more than thirty seconds to pee and wash your hands.
  51. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    HAHA, Sara, cuuuuuute.

    No my dad wasn`t annoying to me, it was more the other way around. >_>;

  52. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    "IT`S NOT FAIR! Penises make peeing so much faster!"

    Oh...my...god XD

  53. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    Being a guy is so totally awesome.
  54. Profile photo of mamerv
    mamerv Male 18-29
    328 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    Man this is so true only thing is I wash my hands.
  55. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    uhh i did not understand #3 and #6, what is it that you do there girls?
  56. Profile photo of Clarkie_3
    Clarkie_3 Female 13-17
    198 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    Quackor: 6 is washing hands with hot water. 3 is tampon, urinate, or defecate.
  57. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    oh.

    dont tampons have that little string so you dont have to go to a restroom to pull it off?

  58. Profile photo of BoredMamii
    BoredMamii Female 13-17
    152 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    I don`t even put my ass on public restroom I just kinda half-sit,
  59. Profile photo of Saphire089
    Saphire089 Female 18-29
    4 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    I`m a girl, and all I ever do, is go in, not sit on the toilet at all (I sometimes don`t even sit on the toilet in my own house), do what I gotta do, and wash my hands. I`m more like a guy.
  60. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    lol, they forgot the waiting on the long line. I don`t care which bathroom I am at, the ladies room ALWAYS has a line.
  61. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    "dont tampons have that little string so you dont have to go to a restroom to pull it off?"
    No o_o;; It`s so that we can actually pull it out without digging our fingers up in there o_o;
  62. Profile photo of sereniee
    sereniee Female 18-29
    205 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    erm.. "Quackor" ... if you dont go to a restroom to take it out... it will be really gross and messy.... and if you`re still wondering why.. just take my word for it. k?
  63. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    It`s a medical fact of science that girls take twice as long to do their business as guys do in the restroom. This is why there are always long line-ups in women`s washrooms, unless they provide twice as many facilities as they do for the guys.
  64. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    wait, why-and how-don`t you sit on the seat?! i couldn`t take a dump w/o nice comfortable porcelain supporting my bum
  65. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    And what`s with women always having to go to the toilet in 2`s or 3`s? If I asked one of my mates to go to the toilet with me, he`d beat the living sh*t out of me, but women its Standard Operating Procedure!
  66. Profile photo of pat125
    pat125 Male 18-29
    756 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    And why does this assume that guys don`t wash their hands when the pee? I wash my hands whenever I even touch the doorknob of a public restroom. Those places are petree dishes for bacteria.
  67. Profile photo of GVP
    GVP Female 18-29
    507 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    Guys don`t wipe or wash their hands. ALWAYS NICE TO KNOW.
  68. Profile photo of GVP
    GVP Female 18-29
    507 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    Also, Lionhart, usually the group thing is to socialize away from those who we are socializing about. It`s just somewhere to talk and make sure that we`re doing everything right.
  69. Profile photo of sumguyin267
    sumguyin267 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    Heeey I wash my hands all the time >=[
  70. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    "dont tampons have that little string so you dont have to go to a restroom to pull it off?"

    Do you imagine girls just pull it out where they`re sitting and throw in in a watsebin nearby?

    o_O

  71. Profile photo of darkhawk
    darkhawk Male 70 & Over
    260 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    I agree with "pat125" if you don`t wash your hands your simply filthy and not raised properly
  72. Profile photo of Raberboom
    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    "Guys don`t wipe or wash their hands. ALWAYS NICE TO KNOW."

    Its cause we learn not to piss on ourselves, or not use hands at all.

  73. Profile photo of Raberboom
    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    and when you do wash your hands... when you touch the door to leave, you get all the unwashed hands germs off the handle. Same for turning off the water. sucks huh?
  74. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    I don`t do the "paper the toilet seat thing", it takes me under 20 seconds to take a piss, wipe myself, and flush the toilet, and I usually don`t bother washing my hands. You don`t touch anything in the bathroom except toilet paper and your own pants. If guys can handle their dicks and not wash their hands, I sure as hell won`t if I just touch some paper.
  75. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    "And what`s with women always having to go to the toilet in 2`s or 3`s? If I asked one of my mates to go to the toilet with me, he`d beat the living sh*t out of me, but women its Standard Operating Procedure!"
    Possibly it has to do with the fact that in the old days it was dangerous to go alone. Also, in the old days, women wore huuuuge dresses. They needed help.
    And of course, gossip :D

    "I usually don`t bother washing my hands. You don`t touch anything in the bathroom except toilet paper and your own pants."
    Well...let`s see "when you touch the door to leave, you get all the unwashed hands germs off the handle. Same for turning off the water."
    Yuck if you don`t wash your hands.

    Of course this raises a question. Shouldn`t we wash our hands BEFORE?

  76. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 7:23 pm
    > Woot45
    > If guys can handle their dicks and not wash their hands..

    Um, I can only speak for myself with certainty but I assume every guy in the world does. To not do so... ewwww.

  77. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    > Raberboom
    > Its cause we learn not to piss on ourselves, or not use hands at all

    Not use your hands!? Um, a hose needs pointing! How the hell do you...??

    In a restaurant restroom: GUYS! We aim to please. You aim too, please.

  78. Profile photo of M364N
    M364N Female 18-29
    209 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 7:31 pm
    ok eww to al u ppl who dont wash ur hands... and girls go together for many reasons.. like when we pee we use toilet paper and sometimes theirs none in the stall do you get a friend to hand you some.. theirs like a millions reasons but i won get into them all
  79. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 7:36 pm
    I do wash my hands, I guess that was the way I was raised
  80. Profile photo of DellSucks
    DellSucks Male 18-29
    342 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 8:02 pm
    One reason women have it easier: They never have to clean someone else`s piss off of the seat.
  81. Profile photo of Emily55
    Emily55 Female 18-29
    125 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 8:11 pm
    @ DellSucks: You`d think so, but not true. Some of the seats in the women`s room can get pretty nasty, don`t ask me how.
  82. Profile photo of krifle2
    krifle2 Female 30-39
    193 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    i am speechless....
  83. Profile photo of Svennysven
    Svennysven Female 18-29
    30 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 8:39 pm
    Angelmassb~

    I appreciate that you do that.


  84. Profile photo of LordNick
    LordNick Male 18-29
    284 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 8:43 pm
    I usually pee in the sink, saves water
  85. Profile photo of outfire
    outfire Male 13-17
    524 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 8:46 pm
    Um, i duno about the other guys here, but i wash my hands... Sinks are there for a reason you know.
  86. Profile photo of gamerdude94
    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    Do you imagine girls just pull it out where they`re sitting and throw in in a watsebin nearby?
    ---
    That`s what I thought...
  87. Profile photo of DubleU
    DubleU Male 18-29
    165 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 9:23 pm
    Emily55: How?? Those "privates" must be so frigged up that they are forced to "aim"
  88. Profile photo of PartyGirl93
    PartyGirl93 Female 13-17
    104 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 9:46 pm
    Washing hands is a MUST for me after I use the restroom, otherwise I`d feel very unclean.
  89. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 9:49 pm
    is there already poo in the woman`s toilet?
  90. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    592 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 9:51 pm
    dear women:

    pwned.

  91. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 10:05 pm
    I usually pee in the sink, saves water

    I drink mine. It`s sterile... and I like the taste.

  92. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 10:06 pm
    Okay, this is probably more information about me than any of you need to know, but some of you might find it to be useful.

    When I have to poo in a public restroom, I grab three paper towels; put water on two of them, and a squirt of soap on one of the wet ones. Then I wash the seat with the soapy one, wipe it with the wet one, and dry it with the dry one. The whole routine takes about 20 seconds. The seat is sanitized, and it sure beats trying to keep toilet paper in place or hovering.

    You`re all welcome. 8-)

  93. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 10:16 pm
    Toilet paper? Bah. Use a hose.

    lol.

  94. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 10:21 pm
    Toilet seats have less germs than a public phone (well, back when they existed). You`re not gonna get anything from sitting on a toilet seat unless you have an open wound on your ass. Other than the big one right in the middle.

    I sit right down on the seat. If it`s still warm from the person before me, even better. I hate the feel of a cold toilet seat.

  95. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    By the way, germs are good for you. It helps keep the immune system in shape. That`s why I drink only tap water. Plus, bottled water is a rip-off and bad for the environment. Every now and then I`ll drink bottled water, but then I refill the same bottle with tap water and use it over and over again.

    Were people dying from tap water before the bottled water craze of the 90`s?

  96. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 11:03 pm
    Supersmash....you are an IDIOT!!!!!! Yes immunity is good for you, but when you are old you too will die from people not washing their hands! WASH YOUR HANDS!!! INSTRUCTABLE COMING
  97. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 11:09 pm
    Well, yeah. I wash my hands, but that`s because either me or the person before me probably just got done wiping their ass.

    That has nothing to do with not putting toilet paper on the seat or drinking tap water.

  98. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 11:11 pm
    Also, I should have said something like, "some germs every now and then". I didn`t mean that all germs are good for you.
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    Zerro Male 18-29
    628 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 11:29 pm
    Aside from the whole germs thing... I just like washing my hands.

    It makes them soft and smell nice :)

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    pat125 Male 18-29
    756 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 12:21 am
    "I sit right down on the seat. If it`s still warm from the person before me, even better. I hate the feel of a cold toilet seat."

    That`s sick. The paper seat protectors are there for a reason, and if there`s none in the stall you`re using, use toilet paper to cover the seat. Why someone would just sit down on the same surface that hundreds of people have oput their a*ses on is beyond me. How the hell do you know that they person who just sat down before you didn`t have an STD? Yeah, it`s a long shot that you`ll contract it that way, but why risk it?

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    i-am-sara Female 18-29
    35 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 12:28 am
    i hate using the toilet...i think its just a waste of time... lol ... every time i need to go i hold it in until cant no more.... i just hate going to pee... idk.. im weird like that
  102. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 12:49 am
    pat125, contract an STD from sitting on a toilet seat?
    LMFAO, yeah if the last person bled or ejaculated all over the seat, and then somehow you managed to get it inside your ass, or you too had a gaping wound on your ass and blood to blood contact was made.
    Dude, you need to read up
  103. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 1:31 am
    lol so true. except i dont bother about toilet papering public loos. I just try to avoid them altogether at all costs. But these days most public loos are kept very clean
  104. Profile photo of Raberboom
    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 2:01 am
    "Not use your hands!? Um, a hose needs pointing! How the hell do you...??"

    Just let it out... its a urinal, how do you miss?

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    Hansbo Male 18-29
    901 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 2:10 am
    pat, I really think you are overreacting :P It`s not their ass in contact with the seat, it`s their thighs. And contract and STD from ass-to-ass? Lol.
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    Saraneth Female 13-17
    44 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 2:27 am
    ... WASH YOUR HANDS.
    I`m never letting another guy touch me again. I think I`ll just carry aroud hand sanitizer.
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    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 3:22 am
    wow, lots of comments...... in like 24 hours, insane!
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    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 3:42 am
    I just sit on the loo. What`s gonna kill you by sitting on your bum cheek.
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    can-i-say Male 13-17
    138 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 4:22 am
    Guys have it easy. Lol
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    lord_byron Male 13-17
    307 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 7:11 am
    hahaahah
    As you can see, toilet methods are a big deal here on iab.
    and props to the picture. pretty great.
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    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 7:41 am
    Niiiiice
  112. Profile photo of pat125
    pat125 Male 18-29
    756 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 7:50 am
    "pat, I really think you are overreacting :P It`s not their ass in contact with the seat, it`s their thighs. And contract and STD from ass-to-ass? Lol."

    Whatever, maybe the STD thing was going a little far. But that fact that some of you are so damn comfortable using a public bathroom is kind of disturbing.

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    nlcs Male 18-29
    94 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 9:37 am
    God women need to man up.
  114. Profile photo of Somniphobia
    Somniphobia Female 18-29
    56 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 9:44 am
    ugh, going to the bathroom is such an inconvenience for girls. I wish we didn`t have to :p
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    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 9:45 am
    They left out a bit where the guy buys a condom whilst waiting, inflates it, and places it over the toilet flusher so no-one ever uses it.
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    ParasyT Male 13-17
    533 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 10:38 am
    "... WASH YOUR HANDS.
    I`m never letting another guy touch me again. I think I`ll just carry aroud hand sanitizer."

    What infectious disease (other than the obvious STD, which wouldn`t really work because urine is sterile & he would have had to jerk off & who does that at a urinal anyway?) is going to come from a man touching his dick? Men dont poo in public restrooms anyway so we dont need to wash our hands.

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    slepre Female 18-29
    310 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 10:39 am
    thats so true but its pointless to put the paper down if your going to squat so either put the paper and sit or squat and dont waste paper
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    junito615 Male 60-69
    41 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 11:24 am
    interesante y cierto
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    Saraneth Female 13-17
    44 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    OMG. ParasyT, it was a joke. How on EARTH could you not see that? How on EARTH? Please, please get over it.
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    R0flc0pterz Male 18-29
    37 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    Parasy... Rofl @ you
  121. Profile photo of Skankenstein
    Skankenstein Female 13-17
    177 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    The thing about the paper and the squatting, women dont actually have to do that. Its been proven you cant catch an STD from a toilet seat. Unless its dirty (which i would advise not to use that stall) theres no need.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    Do I since sexism? meh, it wasn`t that funny.
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    maedene Male 18-29
    291 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    haha @ mikeado
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    Reverend7x Male 13-17
    96 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    WOW! You people take jokes way too seriously. Calm the drat down and enjoy the damn joke. If you people are really arguing over this, you all need to get a life.
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    welfarepimp Male 30-39
    189 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 11:04 pm
    I can see if the girl using before you was fat, you would worry about swine flu...
  126. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 1:01 am
    Parasy... seriously?
  127. Profile photo of beehappy
    beehappy Female 13-17
    209 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 1:10 am
    We just get to live longer betchez.
  128. Profile photo of mehh
    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 9:03 am
    ParasyT: actually you can catch some STD`s from skin to skin contact rather than fluid exchange. But its pretty unlikely if its just unwashed hands. Still, I like to know I`m not touching 2nd hand dick when I shake a mans hand. I`m sure you`d agree.
  129. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 12:02 pm
    hahahahahah its soooo true. : )

    we just have more to do!

  130. Profile photo of bulls1441
    bulls1441 Male 13-17
    8 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    parasyt, guys do poo in public bathrooms. girls don`t. but that`s because girls don`t do that anyways.
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    Coodude26 Male 13-17
    340 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    Now I just need to figure out how to pee without touching my d*ck so I don`t have to wash my hands.
  132. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    Funny how girls get all freaked out at the thought of a guy touching his willy and not washing his hands; then the go home with him and...well, I`ll leave the rest up to your own imaginations. }-)
  133. Profile photo of themetalhead
    themetalhead Female 13-17
    155 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    bulls1441, i`m a girl and i do poo in public bathrooms. only if i need to, but still. and i`m ladylike. what`s wrong with it?
  134. Profile photo of turkeyman
    turkeyman Male 13-17
    379 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    "Now I just need to figure out how to pee without touching my d*ck so I don`t have to wash my hands. "

    that`s actually pretty easy for me, when im at school i just pull my pants down a little and its not hard to aim at a urnal really hahaha i dont see whats the difference between touching your d¡ck and your hand, its just skin...

  135. Profile photo of partyyyy
    partyyyy Male 18-29
    148 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 8:18 am
    just go in your pants!!!! so much quicker...
  136. Profile photo of animadi
    animadi Female 18-29
    141 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    LOL!
    Yes washroom culture, behaviour, psychology, sociology, etc is interesting.

    bliblablob, you use a mooncup? Do you find it more effective, comfortable, better than a tampon/sanitary napkin?

  137. Profile photo of hated0love
    hated0love Female 18-29
    344 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 11:33 pm
    so true but thats not all that goes down in the bathroom 8-)
  138. Profile photo of Jabbox
    Jabbox Male 18-29
    250 posts
    July 29, 2010 at 11:16 pm
    wait... the guy doesn`t wash his hands???

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