Bathroom Instructions For Men And Women [Pic]

Submitted by: jono142 8 years ago in Misc

This diagram proves it--it"s no fun being a girl.
There are 138 comments:
Male 250
wait... the guy doesn`t wash his hands???
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Female 344
so true but thats not all that goes down in the bathroom 8-)
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Female 141
LOL!
Yes washroom culture, behaviour, psychology, sociology, etc is interesting.

bliblablob, you use a mooncup? Do you find it more effective, comfortable, better than a tampon/sanitary napkin?

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Male 148
just go in your pants!!!! so much quicker...
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Male 379
"Now I just need to figure out how to pee without touching my d*ck so I don`t have to wash my hands. "

that`s actually pretty easy for me, when im at school i just pull my pants down a little and its not hard to aim at a urnal really hahaha i dont see whats the difference between touching your d¡ck and your hand, its just skin...

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Female 155
bulls1441, i`m a girl and i do poo in public bathrooms. only if i need to, but still. and i`m ladylike. what`s wrong with it?
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Male 15,832
Funny how girls get all freaked out at the thought of a guy touching his willy and not washing his hands; then the go home with him and...well, I`ll leave the rest up to your own imaginations. }-)
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Male 340
Now I just need to figure out how to pee without touching my d*ck so I don`t have to wash my hands.
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Male 8
parasyt, guys do poo in public bathrooms. girls don`t. but that`s because girls don`t do that anyways.
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Female 735
hahahahahah its soooo true. : )

we just have more to do!

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Female 528
ParasyT: actually you can catch some STD`s from skin to skin contact rather than fluid exchange. But its pretty unlikely if its just unwashed hands. Still, I like to know I`m not touching 2nd hand dick when I shake a mans hand. I`m sure you`d agree.
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Female 209
We just get to live longer betchez.
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Female 1,963
Parasy... seriously?
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Male 189
I can see if the girl using before you was fat, you would worry about swine flu...
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Male 96
WOW! You people take jokes way too seriously. Calm the drat down and enjoy the damn joke. If you people are really arguing over this, you all need to get a life.
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Male 291
haha @ mikeado
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Female 9,560
Do I since sexism? meh, it wasn`t that funny.
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Female 177
The thing about the paper and the squatting, women dont actually have to do that. Its been proven you cant catch an STD from a toilet seat. Unless its dirty (which i would advise not to use that stall) theres no need.
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Male 37
Parasy... Rofl @ you
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Female 44
OMG. ParasyT, it was a joke. How on EARTH could you not see that? How on EARTH? Please, please get over it.
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Male 41
interesante y cierto
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Female 310
thats so true but its pointless to put the paper down if your going to squat so either put the paper and sit or squat and dont waste paper
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Male 533
"... WASH YOUR HANDS.
I`m never letting another guy touch me again. I think I`ll just carry aroud hand sanitizer."

What infectious disease (other than the obvious STD, which wouldn`t really work because urine is sterile & he would have had to jerk off & who does that at a urinal anyway?) is going to come from a man touching his dick? Men dont poo in public restrooms anyway so we dont need to wash our hands.

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Male 2,159
They left out a bit where the guy buys a condom whilst waiting, inflates it, and places it over the toilet flusher so no-one ever uses it.
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Female 56
ugh, going to the bathroom is such an inconvenience for girls. I wish we didn`t have to :p
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Male 94
God women need to man up.
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Male 756
"pat, I really think you are overreacting :P It`s not their ass in contact with the seat, it`s their thighs. And contract and STD from ass-to-ass? Lol."

Whatever, maybe the STD thing was going a little far. But that fact that some of you are so damn comfortable using a public bathroom is kind of disturbing.

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Female 1,436
Niiiiice
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Male 307
hahaahah
As you can see, toilet methods are a big deal here on iab.
and props to the picture. pretty great.
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Male 138
Guys have it easy. Lol
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Female 2,220
I just sit on the loo. What`s gonna kill you by sitting on your bum cheek.
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Male 844
wow, lots of comments...... in like 24 hours, insane!
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Female 44
... WASH YOUR HANDS.
I`m never letting another guy touch me again. I think I`ll just carry aroud hand sanitizer.
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Male 901
pat, I really think you are overreacting :P It`s not their ass in contact with the seat, it`s their thighs. And contract and STD from ass-to-ass? Lol.
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Male 833
"Not use your hands!? Um, a hose needs pointing! How the hell do you...??"

Just let it out... its a urinal, how do you miss?

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Female 4,197
lol so true. except i dont bother about toilet papering public loos. I just try to avoid them altogether at all costs. But these days most public loos are kept very clean
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Male 1,357
pat125, contract an STD from sitting on a toilet seat?
LMFAO, yeah if the last person bled or ejaculated all over the seat, and then somehow you managed to get it inside your ass, or you too had a gaping wound on your ass and blood to blood contact was made.
Dude, you need to read up
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Female 35
i hate using the toilet...i think its just a waste of time... lol ... every time i need to go i hold it in until cant no more.... i just hate going to pee... idk.. im weird like that
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Male 756
"I sit right down on the seat. If it`s still warm from the person before me, even better. I hate the feel of a cold toilet seat."

That`s sick. The paper seat protectors are there for a reason, and if there`s none in the stall you`re using, use toilet paper to cover the seat. Why someone would just sit down on the same surface that hundreds of people have oput their a*ses on is beyond me. How the hell do you know that they person who just sat down before you didn`t have an STD? Yeah, it`s a long shot that you`ll contract it that way, but why risk it?

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Male 626
Aside from the whole germs thing... I just like washing my hands.

It makes them soft and smell nice :)

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Male 3,755
Also, I should have said something like, "some germs every now and then". I didn`t mean that all germs are good for you.
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Male 3,755
Well, yeah. I wash my hands, but that`s because either me or the person before me probably just got done wiping their ass.

That has nothing to do with not putting toilet paper on the seat or drinking tap water.

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Female 1,112
Supersmash....you are an IDIOT!!!!!! Yes immunity is good for you, but when you are old you too will die from people not washing their hands! WASH YOUR HANDS!!! INSTRUCTABLE COMING
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Male 3,755
By the way, germs are good for you. It helps keep the immune system in shape. That`s why I drink only tap water. Plus, bottled water is a rip-off and bad for the environment. Every now and then I`ll drink bottled water, but then I refill the same bottle with tap water and use it over and over again.

Were people dying from tap water before the bottled water craze of the 90`s?

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Male 3,755
Toilet seats have less germs than a public phone (well, back when they existed). You`re not gonna get anything from sitting on a toilet seat unless you have an open wound on your ass. Other than the big one right in the middle.

I sit right down on the seat. If it`s still warm from the person before me, even better. I hate the feel of a cold toilet seat.

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Male 10,440
Toilet paper? Bah. Use a hose.

lol.

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Male 15,832
Okay, this is probably more information about me than any of you need to know, but some of you might find it to be useful.

When I have to poo in a public restroom, I grab three paper towels; put water on two of them, and a squirt of soap on one of the wet ones. Then I wash the seat with the soapy one, wipe it with the wet one, and dry it with the dry one. The whole routine takes about 20 seconds. The seat is sanitized, and it sure beats trying to keep toilet paper in place or hovering.

You`re all welcome. 8-)

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Male 3,819
[quote]I usually pee in the sink, saves water[/quote]

I drink mine. It`s sterile... and I like the taste.

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Male 592
dear women:

pwned.

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Male 10,855
is there already poo in the woman`s toilet?
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Female 104
Washing hands is a MUST for me after I use the restroom, otherwise I`d feel very unclean.
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Male 165
Emily55: How?? Those "privates" must be so frigged up that they are forced to "aim"
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Male 404
Do you imagine girls just pull it out where they`re sitting and throw in in a watsebin nearby?
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That`s what I thought...
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Male 524
Um, i duno about the other guys here, but i wash my hands... Sinks are there for a reason you know.
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Male 283
I usually pee in the sink, saves water
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Female 30
Angelmassb~

I appreciate that you do that.


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Female 193
i am speechless....
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Female 125
@ DellSucks: You`d think so, but not true. Some of the seats in the women`s room can get pretty nasty, don`t ask me how.
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Male 342
One reason women have it easier: They never have to clean someone else`s piss off of the seat.
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Male 15,510
I do wash my hands, I guess that was the way I was raised
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Female 209
ok eww to al u ppl who dont wash ur hands... and girls go together for many reasons.. like when we pee we use toilet paper and sometimes theirs none in the stall do you get a friend to hand you some.. theirs like a millions reasons but i won get into them all
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Male 8,302
> Raberboom
> Its cause we learn not to piss on ourselves, or not use hands at all

Not use your hands!? Um, a hose needs pointing! How the hell do you...??

[quote]In a restaurant restroom: GUYS! We aim to please. You aim too, please.[/quote]

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Male 8,302
> Woot45
> If guys can handle their dicks and not wash their hands..

Um, I can only speak for myself with certainty but I assume every guy in the world does. To not do so... ewwww.

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Female 1,264
"And what`s with women always having to go to the toilet in 2`s or 3`s? If I asked one of my mates to go to the toilet with me, he`d beat the living sh*t out of me, but women its Standard Operating Procedure!"
Possibly it has to do with the fact that in the old days it was dangerous to go alone. Also, in the old days, women wore huuuuge dresses. They needed help.
And of course, gossip :D

"I usually don`t bother washing my hands. You don`t touch anything in the bathroom except toilet paper and your own pants."
Well...let`s see "when you touch the door to leave, you get all the unwashed hands germs off the handle. Same for turning off the water."
Yuck if you don`t wash your hands.

Of course this raises a question. Shouldn`t we wash our hands BEFORE?

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Female 1,398
I don`t do the "paper the toilet seat thing", it takes me under 20 seconds to take a piss, wipe myself, and flush the toilet, and I usually don`t bother washing my hands. You don`t touch anything in the bathroom except toilet paper and your own pants. If guys can handle their dicks and not wash their hands, I sure as hell won`t if I just touch some paper.
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Male 833
and when you do wash your hands... when you touch the door to leave, you get all the unwashed hands germs off the handle. Same for turning off the water. sucks huh?
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Male 833
"Guys don`t wipe or wash their hands. ALWAYS NICE TO KNOW."

Its cause we learn not to piss on ourselves, or not use hands at all.

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Male 260
I agree with "pat125" if you don`t wash your hands your simply filthy and not raised properly
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Female 15,763
"dont tampons have that little string so you dont have to go to a restroom to pull it off?"

Do you imagine girls just pull it out where they`re sitting and throw in in a watsebin nearby?

o_O

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Male 99
Heeey I wash my hands all the time >=[
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Female 507
Also, Lionhart, usually the group thing is to socialize away from those who we are socializing about. It`s just somewhere to talk and make sure that we`re doing everything right.
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Female 507
Guys don`t wipe or wash their hands. ALWAYS NICE TO KNOW.
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Male 756
And why does this assume that guys don`t wash their hands when the pee? I wash my hands whenever I even touch the doorknob of a public restroom. Those places are petree dishes for bacteria.
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Male 8,302
And what`s with women always having to go to the toilet in 2`s or 3`s? If I asked one of my mates to go to the toilet with me, he`d beat the living sh*t out of me, but women its Standard Operating Procedure!
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Male 1,347
wait, why-and how-don`t you sit on the seat?! i couldn`t take a dump w/o nice comfortable porcelain supporting my bum
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Male 588
It`s a medical fact of science that girls take twice as long to do their business as guys do in the restroom. This is why there are always long line-ups in women`s washrooms, unless they provide twice as many facilities as they do for the guys.
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Female 205
erm.. "Quackor" ... if you dont go to a restroom to take it out... it will be really gross and messy.... and if you`re still wondering why.. just take my word for it. k?
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Female 2,674
"dont tampons have that little string so you dont have to go to a restroom to pull it off?"
No o_o;; It`s so that we can actually pull it out without digging our fingers up in there o_o;
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Female 761
lol, they forgot the waiting on the long line. I don`t care which bathroom I am at, the ladies room ALWAYS has a line.
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Female 4
I`m a girl, and all I ever do, is go in, not sit on the toilet at all (I sometimes don`t even sit on the toilet in my own house), do what I gotta do, and wash my hands. I`m more like a guy.
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Female 152
I don`t even put my ass on public restroom I just kinda half-sit,
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Male 2,855
oh.

dont tampons have that little string so you dont have to go to a restroom to pull it off?

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Female 198
Quackor: 6 is washing hands with hot water. 3 is tampon, urinate, or defecate.
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Male 2,855
uhh i did not understand #3 and #6, what is it that you do there girls?
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Male 328
Man this is so true only thing is I wash my hands.
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Male 1,220
Being a guy is so totally awesome.
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Male 9,305
"IT`S NOT FAIR! Penises make peeing so much faster!"

Oh...my...god XD

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Female 15,763
HAHA, Sara, cuuuuuute.

No my dad wasn`t annoying to me, it was more the other way around. >_>;

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Female 721
Opie: least you didn`t have a dad who sent waitresses from the restaurant in on you when you decided to take more than thirty seconds to pee and wash your hands.
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Male 2,125
Hey, wait a minute... I wash my hands everytime I go to the bathroom... Who the hell doesn`t?
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Female 15,763
When I was like 9 my dad and I went into our respective restrooms at the mall, and when I came out he was already done. Frustrated, I exclaimed, "IT`S NOT FAIR! Penises make peeing so much faster!"

Yeah... I was THAT child...

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Male 90
We don`t wash our hands?! I`ve been doing it wrong...
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Female 173
So guys don`t wash their hands? GROSS.
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Male 4,393
lolz
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Male 612
NOW I understand why they take so long
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Female 779
Haha, sooo true! XD
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Female 351
Its funny coz its true
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Female 2,027
lol
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Male 1,053
>>malinschen
lol grow the drat up.
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Male 363
I kinda wonder what the guy had for dinner, look at all that splashing
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Female 166
BTW, she didn`t say "drating". She said the `F` word and I believe it was her first time using it.
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Female 444
Sexistic and not-fun-at-all
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Female 166
My family was in a Maryland mall once when my sister needed to use the bathroom and we had no idea where it was because we were just visiting the area. They were busy in the shoe store and didn`t want to leave to go searching for it only to come back since they hadn`t made their purchase yet so they sent me. She and I ended up going into a Starbucks and it was the filthiest thing I`ve ever seen. I was actually angry at how disgusting it was. Not to mention, there didn`t seem to be TP. Then my sister opens a closet that I didn`t even notice (it was kind of camouflaged)and proceeds to climb to the top shelf to get TP, hands it to me so I can put it across the seat and says, "That was drating difficult." She`s eight so I wasn`t loving that she cursed but then I couldn`t help cracking up because it WAS drating difficult and made me want to ask for the manager and punch him. Laughing is a little less destructive.
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Male 169
that`s why being a dude is awesome...we don`t have to sit on those god forsaken public toilet seats xD
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Female 267
"I give people hugs when they pee"
That made me laugh so much that my cat left the room.
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Male 2,388
"I talk to people when I pee"
I give people hugs when they pee
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Female 1,427
I`ve never used toilet paper as a seat cover. I`ve never used a seat cover. I`ve never "squatted" above a toilet.

Simply put, if that seat doesn`t look clean enough to sit on, I either hold it or squat down by a tree. drat daintyness.

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Female 2,674
This picture does explain how it takes my friend less than a minute to leave the class, use the bathroom, and come back though...
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Male 256
Urinal??? Just pee on the floor.
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Male 328
"i disagree with the description, it would be badass being a girl, because you would have a vagina"

FAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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Female 2,674
"dont be silly, us men do not need to do that!"
Guys don`t poo?! Gasp!
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Male 354
I talk to people when I pee.
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Male 47

LillianDulci
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
320 Posts Friday, May 8, 2009 1:29:05 PM
Isn`t it even more steps if the guy has to poo? Unless they`re the kind of guy who pees sitting down o_O
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dont be silly, us men do not need to do that!
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Female 1,984
What about the steps for guys that have to do with having a space between urinals, little to no communication with other men, no commenting or looking at another man`s penis, washing hands and drying?

And with females, that`s only if she`s on her period. And toilet paper on the seat? *laughs*

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Male 311
"I`m betting your hands smell of sweaty ball sack!"
dont know about you but i dont fondle my balls while i take a piss
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Male 3,369
ChainsawNbud
Male, 40-49, Southern US
239 Posts Friday, May 08, 2009 1:18:17 PM
The reason us dudes don`t wash our hands is our willies get a bath the same time the rest of us does, and we don`t pee on our hands. Do women wash their hands every time they touch their boobs (or kneecaps, or chin, or whatever)? No.
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I`m betting your hands smell of sweaty ball sack!

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Female 2,674
Isn`t it even more steps if the guy has to poo? Unless they`re the kind of guy who pees sitting down o_O
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Female 387
I`d skip a few of those steps. I`m not so fussy as to waste TP on the loo seat. My (male) flatmate uses more than me!
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Male 144
they forgot the part where the girl has someone else in the bathroom talking to her for five hours and the guy is outside waiting..
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Female 18
I flush with my foot. I dont want to touch the handle so many just-gone-bathroom hands have touched. Ew.
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Male 3,327
"The reason us dudes don`t wash our hands is our willies get a bath the same time the rest of us does, and we don`t pee on our hands. Do women wash their hands every time they touch their boobs (or kneecaps, or chin, or whatever)? No." But your kneecaps, chin, whatever don`t sit penned up in a potentially sweaty area all day. I wash my hands after every visit to the bathroom, and insist my son does as well.
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Male 2,034
"i disagree with the description, it would be badass being a girl, because you would have a vagina"

win.

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Male 741
The reason us dudes don`t wash our hands is our willies get a bath the same time the rest of us does, and we don`t pee on our hands. Do women wash their hands every time they touch their boobs (or kneecaps, or chin, or whatever)? No.
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Male 394
i disagree with the description, it would be badass being a girl, because you would have a vagina
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Male 626
I always wash my hands...

I ain`t be wantin to get no swine flu or nuttin.

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Male 741
My Super Power: The ability to leave a public restroom cleaner than I found it without actually touching anything with my bare hands.
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Female 960
I don`t do the whole `toilet paper on the seat` thing. If there is something on it, I grab a wad of toilet paper and wipe it off (unless its super gross, then I just move).
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Female 188
To all the other comments: and that`s why i don`t use public bathrooms.
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Female 1,697
Well you notice how difficult is being a woman and he didn`t even wash his hands!
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Male 7,933
I have OCD, I have to "clean" the seat with toilet paper even though I know it doesnt do anything
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Female 271
I don`t put toilet paper on the seat, but if there is something on the seat I wipe it or move to another toilet. I only squat if all the toilets are horrible, or in rare occasions there is no seat!
When I get my time of the month I use a Mooncup, I won`t go into it but it needs more steps that a tampon or pad.

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Male 286
@Mornaf
YOU do realize that by touching the door anything that people had on there hands that they didnt wash gets on yours? It defeats the purpose of washing your hands if you touch the doors.
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Male 1,788
I wash my hands, and also cover the seat with toilet paper when I poo. Only because I don`t want my ass to be touching something that thousands of other disgusting man-asses have touched before.
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Male 820
I wash my hands..., it`s just gross not to.
But I`m not a fanatic that wont touch the door with his hands on the way out.
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Male 3,369
Trizz
Male, 13-17, Europe
1417 Posts Friday, May 8, 2009 12:51:53 PM
No, it`s sterotypical that men are lazy and can`t even wash their hands.
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Ewww. I wash mine. Still..thats only 2 extra frames.

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Male 988
i lol`d.. kidding, i didnt find this funny
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Male 1,383
No, it`s sterotypical that men are lazy and can`t even wash their hands.
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Male 378
Link: Bathroom Instructions For Men And Women [Pic] [Rate Link] - This diagram proves it--it`s no fun being a girl.
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