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Date: 05/13/09 06:16 PM

109 Responses to Bad Ass Bird Makes Old Man Its Bitch [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    Link: Bad Ass Bird Makes Old Man Its Bitch - `Where`s your God now, old man?`
  2. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2132 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    anyone else see the eyes of the bird, and how it KNOWS how badass its being?
  3. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    NICE ONE BIRD!
  4. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    lol -- The old dude has a look on his face like, "damn. foiled again..."
  5. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1843 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    pretty old and it still has its epic ownage factor. nice.
  6. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    Lmao

    This one beats that eagle one

  7. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    lol. Seagulls are non-nice individuals.
  8. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    The bird-- Im going to live forever!!
    The old man--I walk 5 miles up hill both ways for this?
    The lady in the background--Haha silly old man losing his ice cream! Wait..where`s mine?
  9. Profile photo of HuskysTiger
    HuskysTiger Male 18-29
    630 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    I wonder if whoever took the photo saw it coming and just waited...
  10. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    Who else when they buy fish`n`chips ("fries", you Yanks), if you`re eating them down the beach, puts a bunch on the dashboard of the car so the seagulls can see them and try to get them through the glass? And when there`s a bunch of seagulls there, you reach out the window and grab one by the neck, or toot your horn to scare the crap out of them?

    Anyone? Anyone?

    Runs off to pull heads off dolls

  11. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    HA, WHAT NOW BITCH?!?!?!? oh, um,excuse me
  12. Profile photo of huskyhusky
    huskyhusky Male 13-17
    117 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    Poor old man. He`s all sad now...
  13. Profile photo of pighumper
    pighumper Male 30-39
    338 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    this made me smile.
  14. Profile photo of jnseattle
    jnseattle Male 18-29
    41 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    old mans got game don`t worry....he`s gonna unzip his pant legs and run after the bird in his sexy pants that turn into short shorts
  15. Profile photo of pighumper
    pighumper Male 30-39
    338 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    the socks and sandels helped.
  16. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    Seagulls are just flying rats. I think it would be fun to kill a couple of seagulls, fry up a bunch of seagull nuggets, and then go out and feed them to the other seagulls.
  17. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    Ollie, I support that.
  18. Profile photo of ManUtd10
    ManUtd10 Male 13-17
    36 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    lol look at the womans reaction in the back!
  19. Profile photo of MrGuy
    MrGuy Male 18-29
    138 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    hahaha... and thats why you dont eat near seagulls...
  20. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    Seagull remedy, One half an alka-seltzer tablet.

    Toss them to a group, They`ll eat them. They can`t belch so the results are deadly.

  21. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 7:14 pm
    Ooops, Apparently with a quick look on snopes tells me this is wrong. Sorry
  22. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    Thats why I support the killing of all birds effective now
  23. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    That bird`s gonna get one heck of a brain freeze.
  24. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    The woman in the back was in it with the bird!!! D:
  25. Profile photo of Mondo48
    Mondo48 Male 18-29
    138 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 7:17 pm
    "Seagull remedy, One half an alka-seltzer tablet.
    Toss them to a group, They`ll eat them. They can`t belch so the results are deadly. "

    12 gauges also work quite nicely

  26. Profile photo of thevssranger
    thevssranger Male 18-29
    89 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    pwned
  27. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 7:41 pm
    There was poison in it though, so the old man had the last laugh. Take that you damn bird!
  28. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    This is why seagulls suck.

    And in honor of this being my 666th post:

    SPONTANEOUS METAL INTERLUDE!!!


  29. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    @osirisascend Congrats! You`re a BEAST!
  30. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 7:55 pm
    "Seagull remedy, One half an alka-seltzer tablet.

    Toss them to a group, They`ll eat them. They can`t belch so the results are deadly."


    Urban legend.

  31. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    lmao I love the old lady and how the guy is just like "....well damn."
  32. Profile photo of sam0hT
    sam0hT Male 13-17
    229 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    "Gosh dang it!"
  33. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 8:33 pm
    Awww come on, who steals ice cream from an old man...
  34. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    congrats, osirisascend - a landmark number.
  35. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2128 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 8:39 pm
    I thought the bird would be bigger. Compared to the title, that bird is nothing. Old man`s like "Well, I`ll be damned"
  36. Profile photo of lord_byron
    lord_byron Male 13-17
    307 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 8:43 pm
    heeheeheehee owned
  37. Profile photo of souladdict22
    souladdict22 Male 18-29
    178 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    Ownnnnneedddd sonnnnn.
    @opiebreath: someone who got bored of stealing candy from babies.
  38. Profile photo of Flameguin
    Flameguin Male 18-29
    55 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 8:48 pm
    As his devoted wife laughs in the background.
    "Get my cone back woman!"
  39. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 8:50 pm
    owned, bitch!
  40. Profile photo of S_chezz
    S_chezz Male 18-29
    63 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 8:59 pm
    "Seagull remedy, One half an alka-seltzer tablet.

    Toss them to a group, They`ll eat them. They can`t belch so the results are deadly."

    I`ve tried and it doesn`t do anything...

  41. Profile photo of lolphotoshop
    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 9:04 pm
    I wanna know who was like "HOLY drat, BIRD" and whipped out their camera that fast...
  42. Profile photo of Svennysven
    Svennysven Female 18-29
    30 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 9:17 pm
    D:
  43. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 9:26 pm
    Ack!

    I just wanna buy that poor man another ice cream. . . aws.

    And I would give that bish the evil eye! Ahahahah - no bish - no!

  44. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 9:28 pm
    You find it hard to wake up in the morning, you can`t pee anymore, you don`t get any because the system is dried up, and your entire body aches. Then when you go out for a nice ice cream to make things feel better, a damn bird swipes half your cone, leaving you with nothing but an empty shell your stomach can barely take as it is.

    Now I think you have an excuse to be grumpy all the time.

  45. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 9:28 pm
    I like seagulls. I think their silly because of there mischievous nature lol
  46. Profile photo of mega_luis15
    mega_luis15 Male 18-29
    388 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 9:33 pm
    the woman in the back!!!!! LMAO!!!
  47. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 9:49 pm
    lol that sucks
  48. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 9:51 pm
    that happened to my uncle one time at sea world. he had a fish to feed the seals n the sea gull took it mid flight :/
  49. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 10:41 pm
    Its the flying icecream police, He didnt pay for it
  50. Profile photo of superdud3
    superdud3 Male 18-29
    277 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 10:50 pm
    the old guys face and the chick in the back XD lol birds all NO ICE CREAM FOR U OLDY LOCKS
  51. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 10:54 pm
    A moment after this picture was taken, the man promptly spun around and used the pointy end of his remaining sugar cone to neck-stab that old laughing bitch behind him.
  52. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 11:01 pm
    This is my house!
  53. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 11:02 pm
    that bird has a vengeful look in it`s eye, this was personal...
  54. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 11:07 pm
    "You find it hard to wake up in the morning, you can`t pee anymore, you don`t get any because the system is dried up, and your entire body aches. Then when you go out for a nice ice cream to make things feel better, a damn bird swipes half your cone, leaving you with nothing but an empty shell your stomach can barely take as it is."

    That`s why we should just off everyone before they turn 30.

    Logan`s Run?

    Anyone?

    No?

    Okay..

  55. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 11:15 pm
    It could`ve been, "seagul steals a man`s ice cream!" but no, "bad ass bird makes old man its bitch".
  56. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 11:54 pm
    I drating hate seagulls.
  57. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 12:14 am
    fake, i can tell by the pixles
  58. Profile photo of JarvisKnot
    JarvisKnot Male 18-29
    268 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 12:20 am
    I think with the angle it`s at, it`s the old man who`s making the bird his bitch.
  59. Profile photo of FireEmerald
    FireEmerald Male 13-17
    174 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 12:26 am
    I love cones..
  60. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 1:12 am
  61. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 1:30 am
    That old guy is totally about to shoop da whoop on that seagull.

    Wait a- OMG the picture has pixels. FAKE!

  62. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 1:54 am
    Love the reaction of the old lady in the background.
  63. Profile photo of matrixie
    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 1:58 am
    This is why i hate seaguls, if they`re not stealing your food they are pooing on you
  64. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 2:00 am
    i`d swat the bird with the bag then strangle it w the straps... I`ve got some recent animosity toward annoying peckers
  65. Profile photo of FallenSoul
    FallenSoul Male 18-29
    923 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 2:06 am
    Haha, oh come on this is pretty awsome. The old guy doesn`t look sad, if he did I`d feel for him a bit, but he looks pissed which makes it perfectly okay to laugh at his misfortune:p
  66. Profile photo of horhawkeric
    horhawkeric Male 18-29
    182 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 2:07 am
    oh snap
  67. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 3:45 am
    I love the old mans face
  68. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 3:49 am
    run that shxt
  69. Profile photo of stankilla
    stankilla Male 18-29
    123 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 4:20 am
    is she laughing or yawning?
  70. Profile photo of jennifer6716
    jennifer6716 Female 13-17
    471 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 4:46 am
    I love how it (seems) it is looking right at the camera like "What?!"
  71. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    846 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 5:15 am
    awesome, owned!
  72. Profile photo of TalcumX
    TalcumX Male 50-59
    561 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 5:26 am
    This is what happens when you feed seagulls. Reason #251 on my `why I hate tourists` list. They sit on the boardwalk tossing the occasional french fry to the gulls, drawing the inevitable flock that proceeds to torment and crap on everyone in the immediate vicinity. This is why I don`t go to the boardwalk, (unless I`m tossing out a handfull of fries and leaving quickly).
  73. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 5:27 am
    Owned, true. God, I hate seagulls. They sh*t on everything & for some reason, they`re a protected species here in upstate NY!
  74. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    744 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 5:33 am
    She`s not laughing or yawning, she`s crying because that ice cream cone was supposed to be for her fat ass.
  75. Profile photo of 5577
    5577 Male 13-17
    519 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 6:09 am
    IAB link with misleading title No #86
  76. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 6:22 am

    Man, I feel bad for him! Talk about God sending you some bad karma. Poor guy.

    Sweet shot, though.

  77. Profile photo of lmaonaise
    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 7:41 am
    `big ass bird`
    its a seagull....
  78. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 8:31 am
    Damn Beach Rats..........
  79. Profile photo of frumgf
    frumgf Female 18-29
    164 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 8:40 am
    A seagull once swooped down and stole the sandwich i was holding
  80. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 8:41 am
    I`ve had a seagull steal an entire burger out of my hand. They have no shame.
  81. Profile photo of Reverend7x
    Reverend7x Male 13-17
    96 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 8:45 am
    @lmaonaise

    It says BAD ass bird...Not big ass bird.

  82. Profile photo of DaDooode
    DaDooode Male 18-29
    141 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 10:31 am
    Owned
  83. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 10:38 am
    Seagulls are the worst when they stealing food. If they can eat it, they will have it.
  84. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 10:53 am
    And you believed it lol
  85. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    once when that law saying you cant kill seagulls is terminated i will drating extinct the seagull, i hate them, hate them ALL TO HELL X(
  86. Profile photo of slepre
    slepre Female 18-29
    310 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    aww i kinda feel bad for the old guy
  87. Profile photo of taylalatbh
    taylalatbh Female 13-17
    56 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    awhh, i wanna give him a hug :(
  88. Profile photo of jar-head
    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    When women get pissed, they go shopping. When men get pissed they invade other countries.
  89. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    same tayla
    seagulls r a bitch, they fly round my school pooing on ppl and nicking food
  90. Profile photo of taylalatbh
    taylalatbh Female 13-17
    56 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    Wow, his trousers can turn into shorts. Zipzip.
  91. Profile photo of The_Waz
    The_Waz Male 18-29
    169 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    wow that bird is a meanie =[ if i were that guy i would`ve have choked that bird to death but that`s just me =D
  92. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    Aww he looks really sad, everyone knows how much old men enjoy icecream. :`( this picture made me really sad :( poor guy i want to hug him and tell him ill get the bastard seagull that did this1 >:)
  93. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    your subject-verb agreement is not quite there murrymalty
  94. Profile photo of xxkangrixx
    xxkangrixx Male 18-29
    306 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    "your subject-verb agreement is not quite there murrymalty"

    it doesnt matter if they don`t agree, that`s how you use that phrase. It can be singular or plural but you end it with "are a bitch."

  95. Profile photo of RepostPolice
    RepostPolice Male 13-17
    190 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    Seagull > Old Man
  96. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    lol awww poor old bugger
  97. Profile photo of coolcrazyguy
    coolcrazyguy Male 18-29
    161 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 10:19 pm
    "Where`s your God now?"?! What the hell was that?
    Apparently IAB is shoving anti-Christian propoganda down our throats now.
  98. Profile photo of swantonbomb7
    swantonbomb7 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 7:14 am
    LOL. He got OWNED.
    I can see if that was my dad, he would of threw the cone at the bird, cussed and got him another one lol. Haha.
  99. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 9:14 am
    coolcrazyguy, you just lost your cool and added more to your crazy... ?crazycrazyguy? hihi.
    that was a very clever captation i thought. it puts thing in perspective.

    wanna know something ironic about the bible? if you ask God to show himself, he will do it, but at the same time you can not test God... hmm GL HF with that issue =D

  100. Profile photo of Dagaz20
    Dagaz20 Female 18-29
    382 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 11:52 am
    pwned
  101. Profile photo of Dagaz20
    Dagaz20 Female 18-29
    382 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 11:52 am
    coolcrazyguy
    don`t troll
  102. Profile photo of cabbitt
    cabbitt Female 18-29
    312 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    I`d throw the rest of the cone at the damn bird.
  103. Profile photo of bikergirl
    bikergirl Female 18-29
    103 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 5:07 am
    lol
  104. Profile photo of thevssranger
    thevssranger Male 18-29
    89 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 11:05 am
    wtf does troll mean? is that another on of those I am a racist! words
  105. Profile photo of Qualara
    Qualara Female 18-29
    101 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 12:18 am
    Hahahaha! `Where`s your God now, old man?` That`s gold.
  106. Profile photo of Qualara
    Qualara Female 18-29
    101 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 12:21 am
    @ coolcrazyguy- Umm... did they say Christian god, no. There are many religions, not just yours. Self centered much? :/
  107. Profile photo of aram200
    aram200 Male 13-17
    257 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 11:40 am
    Raptor Jesus :D
  108. Profile photo of paypay
    paypay Female 13-17
    78 posts
    January 6, 2010 at 11:47 am
    hah this one is funnier than the 2nd one

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