Bad Ass Bird Makes Old Man Its Bitch [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

"Where"s your God now, old man?"
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Female 78
hah this one is funnier than the 2nd one
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Male 257
Raptor Jesus :D
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Female 101
@ coolcrazyguy- Umm... did they say Christian god, no. There are many religions, not just yours. Self centered much? :/
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Female 101
Hahahaha! `Where`s your God now, old man?` That`s gold.
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Male 89
wtf does troll mean? is that another on of those I am a racist! words
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Female 103
lol
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Female 312
I`d throw the rest of the cone at the damn bird.
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Female 382
coolcrazyguy
don`t troll
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Female 382
pwned
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Male 3,619
coolcrazyguy, you just lost your cool and added more to your crazy... ?crazycrazyguy? hihi.
that was a very clever captation i thought. it puts thing in perspective.

wanna know something ironic about the bible? if you ask God to show himself, he will do it, but at the same time you can not test God... hmm GL HF with that issue =D

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Female 178
LOL. He got OWNED.
I can see if that was my dad, he would of threw the cone at the bird, cussed and got him another one lol. Haha.
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Male 161
"Where`s your God now?"?! What the hell was that?
Apparently IAB is shoving anti-Christian propoganda down our throats now.
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Female 4,197
lol awww poor old bugger
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Male 189
Seagull > Old Man
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Male 306
"your subject-verb agreement is not quite there murrymalty"

it doesnt matter if they don`t agree, that`s how you use that phrase. It can be singular or plural but you end it with "are a bitch."

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Male 3,296
your subject-verb agreement is not quite there murrymalty
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Female 1,412
Aww he looks really sad, everyone knows how much old men enjoy icecream. :`( this picture made me really sad :( poor guy i want to hug him and tell him ill get the bastard seagull that did this1 >:)
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Male 169
wow that bird is a meanie =[ if i were that guy i would`ve have choked that bird to death but that`s just me =D
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Female 56
Wow, his trousers can turn into shorts. Zipzip.
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Female 2,672
same tayla
seagulls r a bitch, they fly round my school pooing on ppl and nicking food
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Male 596
When women get pissed, they go shopping. When men get pissed they invade other countries.
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Female 56
awhh, i wanna give him a hug :(
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Female 310
aww i kinda feel bad for the old guy
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Male 394
once when that law saying you cant kill seagulls is terminated i will drating extinct the seagull, i hate them, hate them ALL TO HELL X(
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Male 3,310
And you believed it lol
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Female 9,584
Seagulls are the worst when they stealing food. If they can eat it, they will have it.
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Male 141
Owned
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Male 96
@lmaonaise

It says BAD ass bird...Not big ass bird.

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Female 1,963
I`ve had a seagull steal an entire burger out of my hand. They have no shame.
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Female 164
A seagull once swooped down and stole the sandwich i was holding
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Male 953
Damn Beach Rats..........
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Male 773
`big ass bird`
its a seagull....
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Male 1,647

Man, I feel bad for him! Talk about God sending you some bad karma. Poor guy.

Sweet shot, though.

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Male 518
IAB link with misleading title No #86
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Male 741
She`s not laughing or yawning, she`s crying because that ice cream cone was supposed to be for her fat ass.
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Female 1,211
Owned, true. God, I hate seagulls. They sh*t on everything & for some reason, they`re a protected species here in upstate NY!
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Male 561
This is what happens when you feed seagulls. Reason #251 on my `why I hate tourists` list. They sit on the boardwalk tossing the occasional french fry to the gulls, drawing the inevitable flock that proceeds to torment and crap on everyone in the immediate vicinity. This is why I don`t go to the boardwalk, (unless I`m tossing out a handfull of fries and leaving quickly).
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Male 844
awesome, owned!
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Female 470
I love how it (seems) it is looking right at the camera like "What?!"
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Male 123
is she laughing or yawning?
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Male 2,591
run that shxt
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Female 1,297
I love the old mans face
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Male 182
oh snap
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Male 923
Haha, oh come on this is pretty awsome. The old guy doesn`t look sad, if he did I`d feel for him a bit, but he looks pissed which makes it perfectly okay to laugh at his misfortune:p
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Male 1,347
i`d swat the bird with the bag then strangle it w the straps... I`ve got some recent animosity toward annoying peckers
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Female 718
This is why i hate seaguls, if they`re not stealing your food they are pooing on you
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Male 2,552
Love the reaction of the old lady in the background.
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Male 2,159
That old guy is totally about to shoop da whoop on that seagull.

Wait a- OMG the picture has pixels. FAKE!

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Male 3,301
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Male 174
I love cones..
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Male 269
I think with the angle it`s at, it`s the old man who`s making the bird his bitch.
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Male 1,053
fake, i can tell by the pixles
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Male 1,265
I drating hate seagulls.
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Male 1,557
It could`ve been, "seagul steals a man`s ice cream!" but no, "bad ass bird makes old man its bitch".
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Female 15,763
"You find it hard to wake up in the morning, you can`t pee anymore, you don`t get any because the system is dried up, and your entire body aches. Then when you go out for a nice ice cream to make things feel better, a damn bird swipes half your cone, leaving you with nothing but an empty shell your stomach can barely take as it is."

That`s why we should just off everyone before they turn 30.

Logan`s Run?

Anyone?

No?

Okay..

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Male 1,297
that bird has a vengeful look in it`s eye, this was personal...
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Male 2,388
This is my house!
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Male 1,505
A moment after this picture was taken, the man promptly spun around and used the pointy end of his remaining sugar cone to neck-stab that old laughing bitch behind him.
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Male 277
the old guys face and the chick in the back XD lol birds all NO ICE CREAM FOR U OLDY LOCKS
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Male 13,630
Its the flying icecream police, He didnt pay for it
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Female 901
that happened to my uncle one time at sea world. he had a fish to feed the seals n the sea gull took it mid flight :/
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Female 961
lol that sucks
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Male 388
the woman in the back!!!!! LMAO!!!
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Female 4,376
I like seagulls. I think their silly because of there mischievous nature lol
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Male 9,305
You find it hard to wake up in the morning, you can`t pee anymore, you don`t get any because the system is dried up, and your entire body aches. Then when you go out for a nice ice cream to make things feel better, a damn bird swipes half your cone, leaving you with nothing but an empty shell your stomach can barely take as it is.

Now I think you have an excuse to be grumpy all the time.

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Female 1,436
Ack!

I just wanna buy that poor man another ice cream. . . aws.

And I would give that bish the evil eye! Ahahahah - no bish - no!

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Female 30
D:
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Male 392
I wanna know who was like "HOLY drat, BIRD" and whipped out their camera that fast...
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Male 63
"Seagull remedy, One half an alka-seltzer tablet.

Toss them to a group, They`ll eat them. They can`t belch so the results are deadly."

I`ve tried and it doesn`t do anything...

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Male 4,793
owned, bitch!
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Male 55
As his devoted wife laughs in the background.
"Get my cone back woman!"
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Male 178
Ownnnnneedddd sonnnnn.
@opiebreath: someone who got bored of stealing candy from babies.
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Male 307
heeheeheehee owned
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Male 2,125
I thought the bird would be bigger. Compared to the title, that bird is nothing. Old man`s like "Well, I`ll be damned"
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Male 21,006
congrats, osirisascend - a landmark number.
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Female 15,763
Awww come on, who steals ice cream from an old man...
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Male 229
"Gosh dang it!"
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Female 1,566
lmao I love the old lady and how the guy is just like "....well damn."
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Male 2,788
"Seagull remedy, One half an alka-seltzer tablet.

Toss them to a group, They`ll eat them. They can`t belch so the results are deadly."


Urban legend.

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Male 15,832
@osirisascend Congrats! You`re a BEAST!
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Male 3,058
This is why seagulls suck.

And in honor of this being my 666th post:

SPONTANEOUS METAL INTERLUDE!!!


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Male 11,739
There was poison in it though, so the old man had the last laugh. Take that you damn bird!
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Male 89
pwned
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Male 138
"Seagull remedy, One half an alka-seltzer tablet.
Toss them to a group, They`ll eat them. They can`t belch so the results are deadly. "

12 gauges also work quite nicely

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Male 2,395
The woman in the back was in it with the bird!!! D:
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Male 3,755
That bird`s gonna get one heck of a brain freeze.
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Male 7,933
Thats why I support the killing of all birds effective now
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Male 17,511
Ooops, Apparently with a quick look on snopes tells me this is wrong. Sorry
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Male 17,511
Seagull remedy, One half an alka-seltzer tablet.

Toss them to a group, They`ll eat them. They can`t belch so the results are deadly.

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Male 138
hahaha... and thats why you dont eat near seagulls...
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Male 36
lol look at the womans reaction in the back!
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Male 5,189
Haha. Bird wanted some Ice cream.
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Male 820
Ollie, I support that.
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Male 15,832

Seagulls are just flying rats. I think it would be fun to kill a couple of seagulls, fry up a bunch of seagull nuggets, and then go out and feed them to the other seagulls.
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Male 338
the socks and sandels helped.
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Male 41
old mans got game don`t worry....he`s gonna unzip his pant legs and run after the bird in his sexy pants that turn into short shorts
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Male 338
this made me smile.
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Male 117
Poor old man. He`s all sad now...
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Male 2,748
HA, WHAT NOW BITCH?!?!?!? oh, um,excuse me
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Male 8,300
Who else when they buy fish`n`chips ("fries", you Yanks), if you`re eating them down the beach, puts a bunch on the dashboard of the car so the seagulls can see them and try to get them through the glass? And when there`s a bunch of seagulls there, you reach out the window and grab one by the neck, or toot your horn to scare the crap out of them?

Anyone? Anyone?

[quote]Runs off to pull heads off dolls[/quote]

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Male 629
I wonder if whoever took the photo saw it coming and just waited...
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Male 1,788
The bird-- Im going to live forever!!
The old man--I walk 5 miles up hill both ways for this?
The lady in the background--Haha silly old man losing his ice cream! Wait..where`s mine?
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Female 1,006
lol. Seagulls are non-nice individuals.
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Male 15,510
Lmao

This one beats that eagle one

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Male 1,837
pretty old and it still has its epic ownage factor. nice.
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Male 3,819
lol -- The old dude has a look on his face like, "damn. foiled again..."
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Male 987
NICE ONE BIRD!
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Male 21,006
Link: Bad Ass Bird Makes Old Man Its Bitch [Pic] [Rate Link] - `Where`s your God now, old man?`
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