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Date: 05/20/09 03:35 PM

98 Responses to Attack Of The Massive Flying Shark [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18933 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    Link: Attack Of The Massive Flying Shark - Holy crap cakes! They fly now?
  2. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    Go, Jaws, go!!!
  3. Profile photo of Traxus
    Traxus Male 13-17
    105 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 3:58 pm

  4. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:00 pm
    vv Random, but I like it.
  5. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    oh feck!!!
    humanity is over sharks will now take over the world....we`re doomed O_O
  6. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    Is that a plane? is that an ovni? No it`s sharkman!
  7. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    I think the only place you can find those "flying" sharks is in Africa.. scary I wouldn`t go in the water lol
  8. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    "Go, Jaws, go!!!"

    For some reason, that reminded me of pokemon...

    Which then made me think of this:

    Why wasn`t there a shark in pokemon? Surely a shark would be WAY better than any stupid little water squirting goldfish?!

  9. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    That`s effed up, but my favorite thing about this post is learning the term "Crap cakes" hahah
  10. Profile photo of thundermonk
    thundermonk Male 18-29
    126 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    his eyes look demonic
  11. Profile photo of fishyboy
    fishyboy Male 30-39
    183 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    "I think the only place you can find those "flying" sharks is in Africa.. scary I wouldn`t go in the water lol"

    Where flying sharks are concerned, `in` the water is the only safe place it be.

  12. Profile photo of bagofpeanuts
    bagofpeanuts Female 13-17
    156 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    Excuse me for my nerdiness, but to ConverseUK, there are shark pokemon. Sharpedo, for example.
  13. Profile photo of DRSHOWERMAN
    DRSHOWERMAN Male 18-29
    50 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    Thank you for restoring my faith in this site o`flying shark.
  14. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    bagofpeanuts, I apologise profusely, I wasn`t aware of that.

    But still, what`s the deal with magikarp??

  15. Profile photo of lemurs366
    lemurs366 Female 18-29
    385 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    bah, you think THATS impressive? just wait till next weekend. *points to profile pic.*

    P.S. You didn`t know they could fly? then i guess you also havent heard; their literacy rates are growing through the roof!

  16. Profile photo of lemurs366
    lemurs366 Female 18-29
    385 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    p.s. btw, that`s a great white, they`re found basically EVERYWHERE up to california. actually, there are TONS along cali`s coastline
  17. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    Like a pelican but scarier.
  18. Profile photo of bloostarfish
    bloostarfish Female 18-29
    326 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    @ ConverseUK, I was irritated too with Magikarp but turns out it will evolve into Gyarados. One effin` mean beast, er, Pokemon.

    Darn I miss that show..

  19. Profile photo of TwilightLies
    TwilightLies Female 18-29
    250 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    I thought it was going to be a screenshot from Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus.
  20. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    Aww Traxus I wanted to post that pic! Damn it! XD

    Pokenerds: Goldeen aint got sh*t on Sharpedo.

  21. Profile photo of CZX11
    CZX11 Male 13-17
    178 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    O GOD!!!!!!!
  22. Profile photo of derfman
    derfman Male 30-39
    99 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    Looks like they`d be easier too shoot now :)
  23. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    This is almost as old as THIS
  24. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    AWESOME!!!!!!
  25. Profile photo of carpedog
    carpedog Female 40-49
    50 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    what the hell is that under its tail?
  26. Profile photo of Harijuku
    Harijuku Female 18-29
    390 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    HOVERSHARK WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY
  27. Profile photo of coffeekoneko
    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    "What the hell is that under its tail?"
    Its penis... its hover penis.
  28. Profile photo of MasterJh
    MasterJh Male 13-17
    39 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    Wow...that thing`s on the end of a fishing line...hope they have some bloody strong line :P (take a look at the thin line going down it`s body if you don`t believe me)
  29. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    Great, now not even the air is safe. Once they develop legs, we`re all fu*ked.
  30. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    We`re f*cked.
  31. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    If someone could photoshop out all the splashed up water, that would be awesome.
  32. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    omg a shark jumping out of water.... exciting.
  33. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    It looks like an inflatable shark you get in spain.. Shark Airways ftw.
  34. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    I gotta train a narwhal to fly and I can take this punk on >=)
  35. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    Thats it. game over. Let the binging and orgys begin.
  36. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    "I gotta train a narwhal to fly and I can take this punk on >=)"

    Sorry, but Narwhals are only effective against Cthulhu.

  37. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    ShadowRyder, I`m right behind you. Everyone knows Narwhals are awesome protectors of the sea!
  38. Profile photo of ByOwlPost
    ByOwlPost Female 18-29
    519 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    *FWAP FWAP FWAP NOM!*

    Hehehe.

  39. Profile photo of BrettTurner
    BrettTurner Male 18-29
    32 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 5:20 pm
    We need an Orca to Nom that shark from the other direction.
  40. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 5:24 pm
    ...let me guess, its photoshopped right?...lol...sorry, just wanted to be the first tard to say it... ;)
  41. Profile photo of plasticjesus
    plasticjesus Male 13-17
    49 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    its totally not shopped those things can hella jump out of the water hella high
    seen it on discovery channel lol
  42. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    Wow... that`s... terrifying.
  43. Profile photo of Zeizai
    Zeizai Male 18-29
    33 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    "Great, now not even the air is safe. Once they develop legs, we`re all fu*ked."

    Been done. :D

  44. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    uhh zeizai i think its safe to ask...WTF DID YOU ADD?! <:O
  45. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    For fu*k`s sake - sharks scare the freaking hell outta me!
  46. Profile photo of Zeizai
    Zeizai Male 18-29
    33 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    "uhh zeizai i think its safe to ask...WTF DID YOU ADD?! <:O"

    It`s a page from a manga called Gyo, by Ito Junji. It`s.. interesting.

  47. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    Flying tanks
  48. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    /me plays Jaws music in the background
  49. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    By the way, the walking shark does not go away. ;)
  50. Profile photo of Zeizai
    Zeizai Male 18-29
    33 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    "By the way, the walking shark does not go away. ;)"

    Indeed. :3 "Fishing" out that page made me want to read Gyo again. Ito Junji writes such strange things.

  51. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    lol Postovoy
  52. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    Not as awesome as this: http://literalbarrage.org/blog/wp-conten...
  53. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    vitaliy

    Yep that is pretty awesome!

  54. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    I`M A SHARK, SUCK MY D*CK, I`M A SHAAAAARK....
  55. Profile photo of ryter89
    ryter89 Female 13-17
    64 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    their. eyes. are. so. creepy. !!!!
  56. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 7:33 pm
    "their. eyes. are. so. creepy. !!!!"

    It`s because their eyes roll back into their head when they breach.

  57. Profile photo of twitchy11B
    twitchy11B Male 18-29
    124 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 7:51 pm
    or almost all the time when they are gettin aggressive. breaching, attacking, feeding, biting off the legs of a swimmer. you know, jsut haveing some shark fun.
  58. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 7:51 pm
    Fake! totally photoshop

    It was originally a golden fish

  59. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 8:05 pm
    Wednesday, May 20, 2009 6:22:30 PM
    Not as awesome as this: http://literalbarrage.org/blog/wp-conten...

    lol my boyfriend has that on a shirt XD

  60. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 8:12 pm
    Lol, I was just about to comment on the fact that I liked its eye.
  61. Profile photo of TunaKitteh
    TunaKitteh Female 13-17
    47 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 8:15 pm
    WEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  62. Profile photo of cdpickels09
    cdpickels09 Male 13-17
    298 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    the links in the comments are full of win
  63. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    the pics isnt showing up for me, i feel so left out
  64. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 8:23 pm
    "Fake! totally photoshop

    It was originally a golden fish"

    Wrong. Well, maybe this picture was doctored but they can really do this. I`ve seen many, many examples of sharks jumping completely out of the water to catch fish and birds. Sometimes they go vertical but they can launch horizontally too. It`s cool to see from a safe distance.

  65. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    I hate when people say it`s a flying shark when they TOTALLY KNOW IT`S NOT. If this wasn`t posted years after all the Fake Motivational Posters with the "flying sharks", then it`d be funny. BUT since it`s way late, it`s just lame.
  66. Profile photo of musicofnight
    musicofnight Female 30-39
    94 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    There are actually sharks that leap out of the water to catch seals. Maybe they caught this guy mid leap.
  67. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 9:03 pm
    This is the flying fish of sharks
  68. Profile photo of thevssranger
    thevssranger Male 18-29
    89 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 9:05 pm
    thats sweet but at the same time it scares the poo out of me. I have a fear of deep bodies of water. Those 13 ft deep diving pools even give me the creeps.
  69. Profile photo of joeyhndc
    joeyhndc Male 18-29
    332 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 9:17 pm
    VIDEO:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9L4Mwn6w...

    The best part of planet earth, or any documentary. Ever.

  70. Profile photo of kdawg
    kdawg Male 40-49
    172 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 9:45 pm
    Yep, joeyhndc! Planet Earth did a fantastic job of capturing this on that crazy highspeed camera.
  71. Profile photo of Baconeater
    Baconeater Male 18-29
    428 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 9:46 pm
    "Holy sardine!"
    "Hand me down the shark repelent bat spray!"
  72. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 9:47 pm
    those vertical slits on his >neck< there are outtakes for small jet engine
  73. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 9:56 pm
    drat, im barricadin` the basement, cya after 2012
  74. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3351 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 10:21 pm
    It`s not a Photoshop! It`s called breaching and it happens all the time.
  75. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 10:52 pm
    cool. this from planet earth? i freakin love that documentary...
  76. Profile photo of SoCal
    SoCal Male 18-29
    650 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 11:00 pm
    lol it doesnt happen all the time but it happens occasionally if you are in the right spot like in the ocean where sharks feed.
  77. Profile photo of PunkAsF82
    PunkAsF82 Female 18-29
    133 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 11:56 pm
    wtf are you on about oxyl? you really think this is a shoop?

    Jesus. Do you guys not watch anything slightly realistic on tv? Sharks, whales, dolphins, anything like that breaches. They throw themselvse underneath thier prey so that htey throw it up in the air, helpless, and then catch it.

  78. Profile photo of jagenigma
    jagenigma Male 18-29
    145 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 12:12 am
    shark airlines flight 300 ready for water landing
  79. Profile photo of bro_storm
    bro_storm Male 18-29
    89 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 12:41 am
    they fly now... we`re effed. i`m moving to arizona.
  80. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 12:52 am
    Dude, there`s a place near South Africa called "seal island" that has great white sharks that are significantly leaner and more muscular than their counterparts in other regions. They frequently shoot up under the seals and leap up out of the water to catch them.

    Just watch Planet Earth. ^_^ <33

  81. Profile photo of Nullsign
    Nullsign Male 18-29
    24 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 12:52 am
    Look up the documentary "Air Shark"
  82. Profile photo of awf1011
    awf1011 Male 18-29
    49 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 1:29 am
    get some balls, them f`ers still got gills...
  83. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 1:49 am
    That is beautiful 4 stars!!!
  84. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 3:05 am
    "Engage hoverfans... lets eat some birds!"
  85. Profile photo of maxxb117
    maxxb117 Male 18-29
    387 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 4:00 am
    Beautiful representation of the end of the world in the aquatic region of our planet. Flying sharks.
  86. Profile photo of BrandySnap
    BrandySnap Female 18-29
    165 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 4:36 am
    Well that`s fantastic next they`ll be walking on land. And it makes me feel safe that I live in a country surrounded by water.

    Nullsign if your display picture is anything to go by...I vote that you`re the one who gets sent to take this thing down

  87. Profile photo of demonbunny
    demonbunny Male 13-17
    164 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 7:10 am
    Fantastic. Absolutely fantastic.

    First the recession
    Then the Swine flu
    Now this.

    Thanks God.

  88. Profile photo of Ticomeister
    Ticomeister Male 18-29
    72 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 9:08 am
    Comon nature. is that all you got?

    IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?!!?!

  89. Profile photo of tenty
    tenty Male 18-29
    425 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 9:16 am
    Must suck being a hydrophobic shark.
  90. Profile photo of Marcko98
    Marcko98 Male 18-29
    301 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 11:29 am
    ill be scared when that sprout aks out of their fins........
  91. Profile photo of i-am-sara
    i-am-sara Female 18-29
    35 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 11:31 am
    for some reason this reminded me of the shark in madagascar 2... where he`s jumping on land behind that litle lemur ... or whatever it was lol
  92. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    yo punkasF82

    take a f*cking pill dude. i`ll send you a quarter so you can buy some modicum of a sense of humor. sheesh

  93. Profile photo of ZIMAAgent7
    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 7:41 pm
    Heh, I bet the amphibious attack tiger could take him on XD
  94. Profile photo of cman7721
    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 11:28 pm
    i cant believe this idea was never made into a JAWS film
  95. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 3:24 am
    There is no hope for us now.

    \/ Lol

  96. Profile photo of Chrisdude92
    Chrisdude92 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    not quite as menacing as this...

    Giant Shark Attack!

  97. Profile photo of Ms_Thang
    Ms_Thang Female 18-29
    244 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 10:52 pm
    You`re never safe anywhere :x

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