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Date: 05/22/09 12:14 PM

81 Responses to Asian Surprise [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 11:44 am
    Link: Asian Surprise - At this time, we would like to say that I-Am-Bored is an equal-opportunity offender (just type in the word redneck).
  2. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    what in the hell?
  3. Profile photo of NotjonGreco
    NotjonGreco Male 18-29
    350 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    BAH!
  4. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    I..I don`t get it...

    oh! oh! Wait..is it a d*ck in a box??

  5. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    SOOOPLLIIIIIISE!
  6. Profile photo of derfman
    derfman Male 30-39
    99 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    What happens if I type in REDNECK?! :/
  7. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    vv In the search bar, derf.
  8. Profile photo of MykeUK
    MykeUK Male 18-29
    364 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    Say `surprise` in a Asian accent and you`ll get it, Swaywithme.
  9. Profile photo of Joss19
    Joss19 Female 18-29
    75 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    The new age fortune cookie...?
  10. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    "Say `surprise` in a Asian accent and you`ll get it, Swaywithme"

    haha thank you very much for that! Now I get to laugh too ;) haha my mind didn`t go that dark right off the bat :( Although I always giggle every time I drive by Bowring...

  11. Profile photo of gamblinprobs
    gamblinprobs Female 18-29
    4 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    Raugh out roud.
  12. Profile photo of derfman
    derfman Male 30-39
    99 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    @davymid Davy... It just keeps bringing up my profile :p
  13. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:36 pm
  14. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    hahahaha i love that joke. ahhh that reminds me of so many jokes.

    jajaja

    supplies!

  15. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2128 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    "SOOOOOPLIIIIEEESSS!!!" HAHAHAHA
  16. Profile photo of Bat_Girl
    Bat_Girl Female 13-17
    323 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    SUPPLIES! Like surprise.... haha that took me a while.
  17. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    redneck... just wanted to see what would happen.
  18. Profile photo of rodrigorenzo
    rodrigorenzo Male 18-29
    355 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    It would earn him a punch in da face if it was with me
  19. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    surprise sounds a lot like supplies if you`re a ching-chong.
  20. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13596 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    Takes me back to when I was in a chinese takeaway, one guy comes back and complains ``My chickens rubbery`` ....reply

    ``Ahhhhhh....fank you``

  21. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    wicked funny
  22. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13596 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    Lovely - rubbery , for those not understanding!
  23. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    lol "redneck" That was funnier than the picture...
  24. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    Ahhhh good old weird al yankovic humor.
  25. Profile photo of screaminbean
    screaminbean Male 13-17
    363 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    ummmm.... I`m about 98.6% sure that guy is Mexican.

    funny pic tho.

  26. Profile photo of Sampson623
    Sampson623 Male 13-17
    264 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    SUPPLIES!!!! (Asian saying surprise)
  27. Profile photo of firetiger16
    firetiger16 Female 18-29
    362 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    "SUPPLIES!!!! (Asian saying surprise)"

    WEll considering its the letter "L" which sounds just like R that would be wrong.

  28. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    hahahahaha, supplies!
  29. Profile photo of oddstef
    oddstef Female 18-29
    204 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    haha, i lol`d so hard
    my dad told me this joke when i was little
  30. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    "ummmm.... I`m about 98.6% sure that guy is Mexican.
    funny pic tho."

    Was it the moustache?

  31. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    It`s retarded but I still cracked up over that.
  32. Profile photo of Will-O-Wisp
    Will-O-Wisp Female 18-29
    458 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    This joke was done in Weird Al`s movie, UHF. It was a darn fine stupid movie, I dare say.
  33. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    old joke, nice pic on its interpretation
  34. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    lol, but i think that`s a mexican.
  35. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5385 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    herro!!
  36. Profile photo of lord_byron
    lord_byron Male 13-17
    307 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    heehee
  37. Profile photo of maxxb117
    maxxb117 Male 18-29
    387 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    ROR THAT IS FUNRY
  38. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    ....oh now I get it. lols.
  39. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    LOL thats like my dads favorite joke to tell. its even better now with pictures
  40. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    thats great
  41. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    lol UHF reference?
  42. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    herroooo
    i has no.23 and two number 27, no prawns
  43. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    ror.
  44. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    oohhhhhhhh
    i get it. :)
  45. Profile photo of pariahnola
    pariahnola Male 18-29
    649 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    yeah me thinks some one has been wathing UHF too many timeslol......ok for those of you too young to know what i am talking about its a movie that weird al made back in the day.
  46. Profile photo of joshsignup
    joshsignup Male 13-17
    21 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    ohhhhhhh ROR thats good
  47. Profile photo of Spearman113
    Spearman113 Male 18-29
    209 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    hahaha, I always loved that joke =D
  48. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    looks hispanic to me.
    Must be the cartel `stache
  49. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    pariahnol

    "yeah me thinks some one has been wathing UHF too many timeslol......ok for those of you too young to know what i am talking about its a movie that weird al made back in the day."

    CONAN THE LIBRARIAN...kick ass

  50. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 8:10 pm
    Supplies!! LOL
  51. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    846 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 9:50 pm
    Thats good, I wonder why he was "transferred" (on the box)
  52. Profile photo of teph2112
    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 10:07 pm
    lol, reminds me of Louis from left 4 dead
    I dunno why

    bind p "vocalize PlayerSpotPills"

  53. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 11:08 pm
    lol awesome
  54. Profile photo of robotobunneh
    robotobunneh Female 18-29
    265 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 11:12 pm
    I immediately thought of UHF and now I`m sad because I can`t find my dvd D:
  55. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1065 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 11:49 pm
    LMDFAO
  56. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 11:51 pm
    "bind p "vocalize PlayerSpotPills"

    PILLSHEREPILLSHEREPILLSHEREPILLSHEREPILLSHERE

    Lol that`s drating annoying when people do that.e

  57. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 12:52 am
    I don`t get it, what`s the point?
  58. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 1:37 am
    Uh...

    *2 minutes later*

    OHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHA I GET IT!

  59. Profile photo of Souljah23
    Souljah23 Male 18-29
    207 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 2:40 am
    UHF ~ that`s old school like Weird Al` Yankovic back in tha` day!
  60. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 3:16 am
    lol dont worry opie it to me a second to, i had to look at the picture peloos12 posted
  61. Profile photo of Challenger23
    Challenger23 Female 18-29
    346 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 4:10 am
    Dad, is that you? O.o
  62. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 4:24 am
    ... That took me way too long to get. D: I`m ashamed.
  63. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 4:41 am
    Omfg. . . lmfao

    *falls outta chair*

    ROFLMFAO

    Racism ftw!

    However, the funniest thing is the thread comments and all of the fails in regards to the "Redneck" comment in the description. Oh, IAB members - how I adore you!

  64. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 5:32 am
    LOL
    it took me a few minutes xD
  65. Profile photo of can-i-say
    can-i-say Male 13-17
    138 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 6:31 am
    I don`t get it.. :S
  66. Profile photo of pwnda
    pwnda Female 18-29
    176 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 7:00 am
    hahahaha, that looks like my uncle
  67. Profile photo of summarr
    summarr Female 13-17
    188 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 8:52 am
    can someone...explain it for me?
  68. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 8:59 am
    I don`t ge... Wait. Supplies! Oh, hahaha! That`s hilarious!
  69. Profile photo of mcflylives
    mcflylives Male 30-39
    334 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 9:11 am
    for the people that didnt get it....
    surprise...... supplies......
    if we have to explain it, its not funny.
  70. Profile photo of summarr
    summarr Female 13-17
    188 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 9:28 am
    OHHH. LMAOO!
  71. Profile photo of skillz3333
    skillz3333 Male 18-29
    429 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 10:24 am
    but he is not asian
  72. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 10:47 am
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  73. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    haha wait i get it.
  74. Profile photo of dmakian
    dmakian Male 13-17
    21 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    XD
  75. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    :O Fancylads monkey intern arrived!
  76. Profile photo of Pyrolep
    Pyrolep Female 18-29
    38 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 9:29 pm
    I`m gonna go with...not Asian.
  77. Profile photo of yurgarbage
    yurgarbage Male 18-29
    44 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 2:05 am
    thank you prease
  78. Profile photo of HQampersand
    HQampersand Male 18-29
    172 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 8:54 am
    Hmmm needs more black jokes but not bad
  79. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    He looks Mexican to me :/
  80. Profile photo of senia
    senia Female 18-29
    96 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 11:46 pm
    he looks like a Mexican that just got smuggled into the US. that`s the same face I made when i got here too.

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