Another Montauk Monster Carcass Found This Week

Submitted by: 134 8 years ago in Misc

An odd creature has washed up on New York"s coast, sparking claims that it may be another so-called Montauk Monster.
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Male 11,739
2 words.

Fox News.

`nuff said.

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Male 189
god those reporters are so fake
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Female 105
What the hell is wrong with that woman? Whatever she`s taking, she should stop RIGHT NOW!
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Male 1,218
It`s a chupacabra!
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Male 2,076
what is wrong with her? report normal and stop acting ...stupid >-(
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Female 213
god those reporters drating suck
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Male 147
IT`S A RACCOON

I think those reporters were high.

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Male 43
anyone getting that simpson`s ride ad? how boring must it be if marge can just hold her kid like that.
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Male 340
I want to kill that woman
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Male 3
It, and the other Montauk `Monsters` look like three toed sloths. it`s about the right body mass, the hair`s long enough, the skulls is the right shape and the long claws are rather tell-tale. Sloths can swim if they feel the need. These ones probably got washed out to sea and ended up on north american beaches.
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Male 4,680
I`m calling publicity stunt on this one.
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Male 70
Is all american news that... intense?

Just tell me the "story" I dont need to see you screaming about it.

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Male 1,590
"I`m pretty sure they should just get paid to tell the news and not have am opinion...."

Tell that to ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC, Reuters, BBC, etc.

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Male 518
It`s Jade Goody
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Male 420
wow, I wish it was their dumb ass bodies that washed up on the shore..
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Female 4,039
Why does the picture have to be taken from so far away - I need close ups. Get in there so we can see that thang!
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Male 778
CrazyD101
Male, 18-29, Europe
119 Posts Friday, May 15, 2009 4:37:29 AM
Man, American local news is irritating. No offense folks.

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No, it really is. =(

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Male 801
Wow, most annoying news broadcast ever!

I`m pretty sure they should just get paid to tell the news and not have am opinion....

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Male 130
Man, American local news is irritating. No offense folks.
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Female 1,496
"Look at this carcass!!!"

Sorry lady to busy staring at your tits. Now could you please shut up, your scaring the panty hamster.

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Female 2,672
geez, at least she isnt annoying :\
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Female 447
it looks like a griffin to me, who knows maybe they are not so mythological. They were protectors amd there are alot of griffin gargoyles in new york.
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Male 338
it`s probably a demon... i mean... speaking logically...
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Male 427
looks more like whatever the first thing one jsut washed back into the ocean, got fed on for awhile and washed back ashore in a strange and destroyed new form, like how davymid said.
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Male 1,788
"loadstar, Dagaz20, krazyluv, Bremir, alfietoon, mehh, Perfection, ThatWasFunny, are you all so consumed by hate that you can`t even enjoy a lighthearted, non-political story on a morning show with out flinging your feces like disgruntled zoo chimps just because it was on Fox News? Wow! It must really suck hard to be you."

Actually no, it doesn`t.

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Male 1,452
gawd that news story wasnt that good to begin with, why was it told with fox news worst reporters (which is saying something) i had to stop the video cause my head almost blew up
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Male 15,832
@hated0love Maybe it`s a ManBearPig.
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Female 778
i want some of whatever she`s on. O_.
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Male 15,832
@noni-anna "would they really have her on tv if she wasnt physicaly attractive?"

No, probably not, but then most of the people in TV news are attractive. Yes, Megyn Kendall is hot. She also happens to be an attorney, and she is highly intelligent. Yeah, she likes to have fun and act goofy when she`s reporting on goofy stories like this one. When she`s covering serious news, especially complex legal issues, she`s as good as anyone on TV.

And for your own sake, please stop hating! It really takes a toll on you. My brother teaches college, and he got in with a crowd of radical left-wing professors. He tends to be a follower, and he became a radical leftist. It got to the point that I couldn`t even have a civil conversation with him because of the hate and venom he was always spewing about Bush, Republicans, Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, and on and on. Last year it caught up with him. He had a heart attack and nearly died. Now he`s practically an invalid. Don`t let it happen to y

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Female 344
its a mix of animals put together as one =D looks like a pig plus dog
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Male 12,138
vv Expound, Pig!

(never thought I`d ever say that.)

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Female 505
You guys know the Montauk Monster was viral marketing, right?
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Female 63
ugh I hate american news. So dam cheesy. Also look at that lady! would they really have her on tv if she wasnt physicaly attractive? Sure, the news reporters on new zealand throw aroun as much bull as american news but I mean really.
yeah im just having my little rant here
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Male 4,793
looks like somebody is trying to genetically engineer a gryphin.
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Male 12,138
[quote]If it`s a pig, dog, chicken..Raccoon..Why does it have a beak and a long lizard-like tail? [/quote]

Assuming we`re talking of the current find and not that previous photoshop: Weeks of emaciation combined with being gnawed by fish for weeks can make even the most commonplace organisms look alien. I remember seeing a dead dolphin on a beach in Ireland years ago. Did it look like a dolphin? No, It looked like a f*cking space alien, skin all stretched, skeletal and muscular infrastructure (the structural bit we don`t see and therefore don`t associate with "dolphin") all exposed. Hell, I was sold for a while.

Yet, begorrah, it was just a dead dolphin that looked a bit weird.

So from experience, I`m going to suggest that maybe, just maybe, this is just a dead animal rather than the Sasquatch`s pet dog. Just saying.

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Female 166
BTW, I didn`t even watch the clip but I know all about it because during the original Montauk Monster fiasco, I learned just how close Plum Island is to where that gross thing ended up and well, put two and two together.
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Female 166
It`s all coming from Plum Island! Plum Island
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Male 10,440
LOOK AT THIS CARCASS! BAM! she`s on something.
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Male 736
meh
fox
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Female 427
If it`s a pig, dog, chicken..Raccoon..Why does it have a beak and a long lizard-like tail?
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Male 15,832
loadstar, Dagaz20, krazyluv, Bremir, alfietoon, mehh, Perfection, ThatWasFunny, are you all so consumed by hate that you can`t even enjoy a lighthearted, non-political story on a morning show with out flinging your feces like disgruntled zoo chimps just because it was on Fox News? Wow! It must really suck hard to be you.
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Male 307
What a smarmy news program! I wish the Kool-Aid man would crash through the wall and eat those two or something.
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Male 63
maybe it`s a goat? maybe it`s a pig? maybe it`s a dog? lol... maybe it`s a hoax? gotta love fox news.
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Male 302
I think the blog website is killing animals and throwing them on the beach to increase their hits. Duhn duhn duhhhhh.
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Male 562
"What. The heck. IS THIS THING >O!?!"
"Two things here-"
"k ^-^!~<3"
I actually liked that she was on a caffeine-high while delivering this news XD.
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Male 142
"Look at this carcass!"

LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!

haha love the news

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Female 323
ew. why are they always on the beach?
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Female 1,398
Must... strangle... those stupid people...
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Female 15,763
OH COME ON.

I`m eating... D:

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Female 382
I f*cking hate those "news" anchors....they were so damned annoying!!! >.<
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Male 4,393
all fake!! teh end.
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Female 443
This one is a fat dog. The other one was fake. the end.
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Female 650
Wow. Both these people made this clip very painful and annoying.
They are IDIOTS. And sound like they talk just to hear them talk.
Also, how is it a raccoon?
There are many possibilities....but raccoon??
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Male 588
"Look at this carcass! Look at it damn you! BAM! Zip! Zap! Zop! Zoup! LOOK AT IT AND DESPAIR!"
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Male 914
you gotta be f*cking kidding me
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Male 392
That woman is really, really annoying. Infact so is the guy, but slightly less than the woman who just can`t shut the hell up.

How is this even News?

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Male 1,164
so nice of fox news to hire the mentally handicapped
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Female 528
What the hell is wrong with that lady? She says "then Bam!" on the news.

"Nothing makes finding a new species like this impossible. For all we know, this is just another species of deep-ocean animals."

Deep ocean creatures have paws now?

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Male 904
odd reporters...
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Male 205
"LOOK AT THIS CARCASS!"

This was the phrase that would lead many children down the road of prostitution and plastic surgery.

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Male 77
"And then BOOM! It`s a raccoon, no one`s seen this thing, so it`s a fake. It must be in a freezer somewhere."

Dear lord, Fox, leave the blind assumptions and wild, off-the-wall commentary to the internet. We`ve been doing this sort of thing for a while and I think we`ve got it covered. Get back to reporting facts and data like you television-types are supposed to.

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Male 1,788
Holy crap news! Wait...oh nevermind it`s just fox.
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Male 130
Nothing makes finding a new species like this impossible. For all we know, this is just another species of deep-ocean animals.
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Male 5,189
It`s a pillow!
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Male 701
Wow, I can see why people hate fox news, they are drating annoying..
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Male 3,819
Baby Cloverfield.

:O

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Male 12,138
Ah, Fox news. Quality newscasting at its best.
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Male 281
i think this is fake...maybe onion but not sure...
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Male 367
Lol "MONTAUG MONSTER! Part duh."

I like how she says deux.

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Female 2,220
Oh my god this woman is insane...
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Male 75
She seems a little too happy about a dead monster found on a beach, or she`s high. Probably the latter.
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Male 299
Link: Another Montauk Monster Carcass Found This Week [Rate Link] - An odd creature has washed up on New York`s coast, sparking claims that it may be another so-called Montauk Monster.
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