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Category: Games
Date: 05/26/09 06:07 AM

40 Responses to Amateur Surgeon

  1. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 10:50 am
    Link: Amateur Surgeon - Nurse! Pass me the Pizza-Cutter!
  2. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 6:10 am
    amateur surgeon is a fun game
  3. Profile photo of Zztoch
    Zztoch Female 18-29
    133 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 6:28 am
    I can`t get past the second level! The two small cuts don`t sew up. :(
  4. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 7:04 am
    I`m sure I have seen this on IAB before....

    or have I..?

  5. Profile photo of Shufdog
    Shufdog Male 30-39
    137 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 7:37 am
    I burned my patent to death with the lighter!

    Oops!!

  6. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 7:50 am
    lol "cough syrup addict"
  7. Profile photo of Falcore
    Falcore Male 18-29
    182 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 8:01 am
    holy sh it. This game is ollllldddddddddddddd
  8. Profile photo of DaisyDope
    DaisyDope Female 13-17
    299 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 8:18 am
    Its hard ><
  9. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3362 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 8:44 am
    I couldn`t drop the shards of glass on the 2nd patient w/o having him bleed to death. You have to take them out slowly, but how do you drop them?
  10. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 9:10 am
    Zztoch: You don`t have to staple the small ones, just burn them.

    jtrebowski: When you start pulling a tray appears in the lower left corner, drop them on that.

  11. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 9:18 am
    Really? REALLY? We`re posting things from Adult Swim!?
  12. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    F*ck you and your adult swim DOESN`T WORK for half the people on IAB. lame.
  13. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    wtf how do you use the corkscrew?!?!
  14. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    Not an easy game, Be good at guesswork or you`ll kill`em quick.
  15. Profile photo of maxxb117
    maxxb117 Male 18-29
    387 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    Oooooooh I have this on iPod Touch
  16. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    vv JUGGALETTEx0, click on help then the corkscrew and it`ll give you instructions - you need to select the corkscrew then the ointment, then follow the little rotating cursor round (threw me at first too). Necessary for later levels- brings their heart rate way back up again!
  17. Profile photo of Mariam67
    Mariam67 Female 18-29
    173 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 3:07 pm
    Fun!
  18. Profile photo of punk7634
    punk7634 Female 18-29
    191 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    eh. Rip off of trauma center. decent flash game though.
  19. Profile photo of parmonie
    parmonie Female 18-29
    168 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    GAH. How many times do I have to do the corkscrew and cream thing? I`ve done it like 10 times and it still won`t let me continue.
  20. Profile photo of Youcantwin
    Youcantwin Male 18-29
    162 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    Good game but I`m stuck on the last guy on file 2 :(

    Plus i submitted this like 2 months ago but it said it was a respost...wtf?

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    lemurs366 Female 18-29
    385 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 7:23 pm
    this game, is SOO hard on a laptop
  22. Profile photo of crimsonattck
    crimsonattck Male 18-29
    364 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 7:31 pm
    oohh thats pretty entertaining.
  23. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 10:34 pm
    GAH. How many times do I have to do the corkscrew and cream thing? I`ve done it like 10 times and it still won`t let me continue.

    YES THAT IS WHT SHE SAID!!

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    mockstar_mat Male 18-29
    542 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 11:36 am
    How do you do the Karl guy on the second level!? You pull out the coffee bean things and staple the holes but when you try to burn them it just kills him!? Even when you burn it exactly over the cut? Dont get it........
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    5405841 Female 18-29
    527 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    i love this! more please

  26. Profile photo of TheAsian
    TheAsian Male 18-29
    6 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    WHERE THE drat IS THE CREAM poo FOR THE CORKSCREW????!?!?!
  27. Profile photo of TheAsian
    TheAsian Male 18-29
    6 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    hahaha they censored my comment
  28. Profile photo of MisAnnThropy
    MisAnnThropy Female 30-39
    48 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    Cork Screw:Click on the cork screw, then click on the pain cream, they should both be lit up yellow. Once you inject it, the circle will pop up, follow the red thing moving in the circle with your cursor. If you do it right it will just go away. Then take the pizza cutter and cut down the dotted yellow line to open him up..

    I`m stuck on Trent Coat.. no matter how fast i work, I lose him during surgery.. it`s pissing me off now. grrr..

  29. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    788 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 9:28 pm
    haha i got this app on my ipod, super fun
  30. Profile photo of DHK
    DHK Male 13-17
    167 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 5:24 am
    why play it here when you can play it on adultswim.com -.-
  31. Profile photo of daniixemmax
    daniixemmax Female 13-17
    2 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 5:39 am
    he kept dieing on me dratin idiot lol
  32. Profile photo of daniixemmax
    daniixemmax Female 13-17
    2 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 5:40 am
    omg they censored my coment
  33. Profile photo of hamalina
    hamalina Male 18-29
    131 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 6:10 am
    How would a GAME be considered "SFW"? Point me at an employer who wouldn`t kick your ass for playing a game during work instead of working, and you would have pointed at a lousy employer.
  34. Profile photo of +meep+
    +meep+ Female 18-29
    1018 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 3:05 am
    horrace in file 3 is IMPOSSIBLE ARGHHHH.
  35. Profile photo of CJ-Boy-2010
    CJ-Boy-2010 Male 13-17
    384 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 10:07 pm
    lol I downloaded this app for my iPod a day after this was posted here, didn`t knew it was here. great game btw, I`m on Dr. Bleed, the second time around, need some speed.
  36. Profile photo of MorgueDoll
    MorgueDoll Female 18-29
    84 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 9:20 pm
    this game is hard with a touch pad. argh.
  37. Profile photo of Luniz82
    Luniz82 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 8:15 pm
    fun
  38. Profile photo of lllBorislll
    lllBorislll Male 18-29
    443 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    how the drat does the corkscrew thing work...GAH
  39. Profile photo of egmorox13
    egmorox13 Female 18-29
    11 posts
    August 20, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    i killed all the ants, and i started to staples tyhe holes, and horrace STILL DIED!! DAMN YOU HORRICE DAMN YOU!!!!!!!
  40. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    way too hard on a mac

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