A Flowchart for Lying to Your Girlfriend

Submitted by: AKappy 8 years ago in Misc
http://www.holytaco.com/flowchart-lying-your-girlfriend

Guys: You"re going to need this sooner or later. Girls: Study this so you know what to expect from your lying boyfriend.
There are 21 comments:
Female 165
Ha ha any girl who is offended by this is either a Feminazi or has never spoken to a guy in their life.

Love the "Tell her that she looks nice."

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Male 414
`Ugh. Why don`t we just give the disloyal guys a goddamn flowchart for lieing to their girlfriends why don`t we?? THis is disgusting..`

Take it you`ve been dumped recently?

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Female 528
I like how both outcomes involve sex (together or alone)
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Male 290
I admit it. I am a liar
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Female 15,763
"THis is disgusting.."

Here on the internet we have these things called `jokes`...

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Male 4,014
BTW, ShadowRyder - GO GREEN!
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Male 4,014
Stupid. They forgot to add "Tell her the truth, and tell her you really think you should see other people..."
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Male 2,748
that, didn`t make any sense
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Female 458
"Have sex. And do a good job this time."
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Male 3,915
yeah that was definite fail...i expected so much more..
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Male 916
remarkably unfunny
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Male 776
that chart misses sooooo many good strategies and ways to handle the lie. this is kindergarten material
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Female 901
Ugh. Why don`t we just give the disloyal guys a goddamn flowchart for lieing to their girlfriends why don`t we?? THis is disgusting..
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Female 609
not funny.
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Female 60
I expected it to be funny. Let-down.
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Male 2,125
Well...Don`t lie in the first place =D
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Female 1,006
There is so much missing from that chart.
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Male 5,190
That`s not a very good chart.
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Female 965
Heh. :D
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Male 817
Flow charts? Come on IAB.
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Male 2,616
Link: A Flowchart for Lying to Your Girlfriend [Rate Link] - Guys: You`re going to need this sooner or later. Girls: Study this so you know what to expect from your lying boyfriend.
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