6 Torture Devices: You Call That Torture? (Pt 2)

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Misc
http://community.atom.com/Post/You-Call-That-Torture-Part-2/03EFBFFFF01800C6E000800BB81C6/

A thoughtful look at 6 horrific devices built to mess your poo up, medieval style.
There are 35 comments:
Male 169
lmao those smile things were hystericalllll
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Male 2,506
Lmfao, those little smile things owned

Lookit! Good Charlotte is trying to rock! Awwwww!

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Female 165
Lol the Lead Sprinkler is the best "priests found that the resulting wet t-shirts were too conducive to lust"
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Male 5,190
Owww it hurt just to read that. The Knee Splitter. >_<
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Male 154
The only reason that I currently dislike atom is because I am on a slower computer and there site takes forever to load.
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Male 15,832
outfire I think one reason that a lot of people hate atom is that they think it`s cool to hate things they don`t like or disagree with. It`s also cool for them to hate the same things their peers hate. The fact is, atom films are some of the best produced content on the web; it`s just that they tend to be rather long, and often are not that funny, but that shouldn`t cause a rational person to hate them.

This much the same with Fox News. A lot of people say they hate Fox News, even though they never actually watch it. You claim to "understand why nobody takes fox news seriously," when in fact, the ratings for Fox News are consistently higher than CNN and MSNBC combined. Therefore, it`s ridiculous to say that nobody takes them seriously.

Now, what you should be asking yourself is WHY you thought you understood the reason for something that turned out not to be true.

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Male 524
So what is the exact reason that everyone hates atom. I probably sound about as out of it as someone who doesn`t understand why nobody takes fox news seriously, but i just don`t understand.
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Male 5
"hey lookit...atom bloggers are trying to be cracked.com....awwwww!!"

"That was a HUGE cracked.com rip-off...and very obviously, too."

Well, maybe because the person who wrote that is Ian Cheesman, who happened to write a few articles from Cracked...

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Male 282
i knew most of these and their should be a 7th...going to Atom >.>
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Male 162
Wasn`t there a clip a long time ago about how different sites would show the same clip? I can`t remember which site hosted it, but it was really funny. It played the same clip as Youtube, Atom, College Humor, and many others.
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Female 192
" "You know what torture is? Waiting for you to play with me." Awwww!"

I second the aww.

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Male 337
That was a HUGE cracked.com rip-off...and very obviously, too.
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Male 381
hey lookit...atom bloggers are trying to be cracked.com....awwwww!!
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Male 2,050
I think going to atom.com is torture.
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Male 3,296
i would just say i believe in all their doo doo
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Male 10,440
I`ve seen worse. On IAB too.
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Male 2,395
Even the happy little pictures after didn`t make it better for me. :P
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Male 9,306
Brrrrr...I`m so morbidly curious but I can`t stand it all...humanity has been drated for so long...
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Male 3,425
Haha, one of the very first sentences in that made me laug.

"Look kids, torture is NOT cool"

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Male 2,229
Humm...since someone brought the CIA. I would like to mention that most the rest of the world veiws that organization as a `state sponsored` terrorist organization. Same goes for the `School of the Americas`, which trains police and military personnel to torture people, ie. civilian, peasants, and political opsition parties.
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Male 15,832
@Rman1201 "I dont get whats so bad about the first thing, the chair..."

Wait till they start tightening the straps and boards that force you down and back into the spikes, which, incidentally, are fewer and farther between than in a bed of nails. Your weight didn`t get distributed fairly evenly til it hit wood. Trust me, it hurt. If it didn`t, they`d have come up with something that did.

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Male 15,832
Let`s see...the Knee Splitter or being put in a box with a caterpillar. Hard to decide which is worse. After all, torture is torture. They`re pretty much same, aren`t they?
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Male 246
I dont get whats so bad about the first thing, the chair....It looks to be the same concept as the bed of nails, a bunch of sharp points but your weight is distributed fairly evenly so it doesn`t actually hurt at all. I laid on a bed of nails before, its like laying on a slab of concrete...
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Female 133
Pretty disturbing stuff there O_O
Wouldn`t mind using the Knee Splitter on a few people, though!
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Male 1,629
people are bitching about waterboarding b/c the cia lied about is supposedly. and america is SUPPOSED to be all about individual rights and all that bullpoo so if we are "torturing" people blah blah blah.
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Male 422
Yes, problem is: The iron maden was made up in early modern times to make castles look more medieval... They were never used.
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Female 326
Christ.

Why the hell did I click on that?

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Male 172
Hell, waterboarding is a walk in the park in comparison. And we got people crying about that?
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Male 68
jesus - pretty grim stuff. funny writing though, took the edge off the reality of all the unimaginable suffering :-)
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Male 1,629
ya, im sorry but this was a fail in an attempt to depict something horrific. MOST of these are common knowledge. the brank in part 1 was new to me but still. the fact that getting the materials for such things would be tough not withstanding, i could come up with better torture devices
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Male 845
the rack is quite well known. The slouching chair however........ouch
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Male 516
"where is the first part?"

Haha, when you click the link, there is a link that says "Part 1 here." Click that...

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Male 209
My heart is filled with cleaning kittys
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Male 970
where is the first part?
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Male 19,854
Link: 6 Torture Devices: You Call That Torture? (Pt 2) [Rate Link] - A thoughtful look at 6 horrific devices built to mess your poo up, medieval style.
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