22 Kids That (Probably) Hate Mother`s Day

Submitted by: mjs538 8 years ago in Funny
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/22-kids-that-probably-hate-mothers-day

A collection of 22 mom haters.
There are 65 comments:
Female 96
In reference to number 5, people should be able to name their children whatever they want, and I AM standing up for those parents in that sense. However, what the aunt said about comparing President Obama`s middle name with the children`s names is bs. Hussein is a very common name for Muslims, and although he is no longer a muslim, he once was, and that`s obviously the reason for the name, NOT the terrorist coincidence.
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Male 41
how bout this? my mother is a stripper. infact, she is well known too. her stage name is eartha delights.
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Male 2,199
OMG i almost crapped my pants from laughter from the reaction of the kid in #10...
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Female 857
Number six was a girl? I ALWAYS thought the person screaming `Janice` was a boy.
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Female 609
ahhhhh. people like this scare me. it`s so sad.
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Male 264
in reference to number eight, children should never wear make-up; ever.
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Female 79
hate to be a buzzkill, but i hate mothers day.
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Male 274
oh man im so in love with stacy`s mom
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Female 298
bloody. the kids in the beauty pageants are fracking creepy
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Male 1,666
#5: Since when does the "Hussain" in Obama`s name stand for terrorist? Not only is Hussain a common name in the middle east, but Saddam Hussain was most certainly not a terrorist. White trash can`t get their facts straight at all.
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Female 164
umm isn`t roller coaster girl a dude?
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Male 31
i wouldv`e f`ed up number 1 super bad
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Male 379
myspace chick in 20 was cute
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Female 650
aha i remember the god warriors episode.
they played it as much as they could.
she was scary.
lol it made me smile
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Female 9,496
Crap, now I`m going to have the Stacy`s Mom song stuck in my head.
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Male 311
the steve wilkos show looks pretty good
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Male 626
LOL @ sioby16

And the Child Beauty Queen video creeped me out!

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Male 368
the first kid was awesome...show that bitch whats up! but seriously the kid was about to cry and she was still being a bitch! then she acts like hes the bad guy! number 6 is a drating bitch if she fell i would pucnh the mom in the face... number 7 i would of ran away lol...
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Female 1,436
LMFAO

I have the song, "Stacey`s Mom" on my MP3 player! Not real though - it is just a song.

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Female 166
When I first saw that cookie kid, I was reminded of myself because there has been many a time when I`ve wanted to tell my mom, "I love you but I don`t like you all the time." And that Matilda scene?! One of my very favorites as a kid because I could relate to the pain of parents that don`t understand you. I`d watch Ms.Honey adopt her and wish the same thing happened to me.
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Female 1,082
wow. most of them had it coming. 1, 5, 6, 7, 8, 17, 18, 20, and 21 (for unleashing that hell on the world). and the god warrior lady.... geez. i loved how you could see the whole family`s reaction and they were like wondering if they should have her committed. what a bitch.
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Male 189
normally, id get pissed off if somebody called a religious person psycho (which happens a lot here), but god warrior is psycho.
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Male 15,832
I`m seriously wondering why the family of the God warrior didn`t use that video to have her committed.
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Male 552
"Im gonna have MAH Baby and there aint nuthin MAH mom gawn say bout it cuz i gots everyting MAH baby would need, I have a blanket motherdrater!"
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Male 338
hated that god warrior lady... i hate zealous religion..
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Female 10
what about, like, kids whose mum died?? they probs hate mum`s day
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Male 1,347
holy sheet, the god warrior lady was a psychopath, a complete psychopath. She seems to be the tainted one. How does someone even get like that?
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Male 756
Definitely #8 was horrific for me.
It was so sad...
D=
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Male 9,306
#8 Was tragic. Beauty pageants? Seriously people? Why not just admit you`re living your wasted dreams through your own children.

And people think child abuse is only striking or neglecting a child...

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Male 976
the last one had the most annoying voice I have ever heard.
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Female 241
#7 was funny, as long as he hadn`t paid for the laptop himself.
#8 freaked me out...that should be classified as child abuse.
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Female 761
oh, wait, hold a sec. you`re 14, damn it. I hate kids!
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Female 761
oh, and why would slap a female anyways what are you like chris brown`s european doppleganger?
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Female 395
12, 17 and 22 were hilarious!
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Female 761
slap me? lol! to loosely quote Harvey Keitle, if you slap me in a dream you better wake up and apologize. Stay on your side of the Atlantic and I`ll stay on mine. Eww, e-threats...I`m so scared. You fail.
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Male 99
wow that #17 mother wow talk about overreacting
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Male 629
LOL the Britney Spears boy! #10
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Male 17,512
What is up with all the "Mom Hate" this year ?
Seriously, Is someone having issues ?
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Male 820
I have found my soul.
number 8 brought it out.
I`m scared.
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Male 1,226
je_scream, you make me want to come all the way to new york to slap you myself.
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Female 761
What makes me seriously laugh is that you take that woman seriously. I actually saw that episode of wife swap that lady actually became famous for 15 mins. and that`s why she put on the act. You seriously think that`s how she is? You`re as dumb as she if you think that, but you just want a reason to bitch about how `anti religion` you are, it`s like the newest trend `Oh, I`m an atheist, religion is so controlling` bougois conformist bull crap is SOOOO ANNOYING. Really, stfu already. She`s a 450 pound loose teeth having lunatic blaspeming the true meaning of Christianity. End of story. And there`s nothing as bad as naming your child after a man that killed 6 million BECAUSE of their religion. Dumbasses.
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Female 1,963
Man that just depressed the crap out of me. And that God warrior woman... I just feel sorry for her, I mean she is literally crazy. Actually I feel sorry for all of these people.
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Male 251
I`d kick that little fat kids ass!
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Male 512
I had always thought #6 was a dude :S
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Female 393
wasnt the girl in the child beuty queens, the one in the really sparkly dress at 2:52...wasnt that jon bonet? (or however you spell it) the girl who was murdered?
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Male 3,369
je_scream
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
455 Posts Sunday, May 10, 2009 7:16:56 AM
Wow, more people are mad at the crazy `god warrior` woman than the woman who named her kid Hitler
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Both are as bad as each other! some people (as this list proves) simply do not deserve kids!

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Male 524
jeez, someone needs to talk to the woman who`s kid told her he was an atheist. Not her decision, sorry. and also that mom that destroyed the kids laptop, anger management much? Glad that my parents aren`t freaking crazy like a good amount of these.
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Male 483
The so called "God Warrior" encapsulates everything I hate about Religeon. Just the close minded, uninformed arguements they [Fundamentalists] come out with. It`s all hilariously ironic in this case seeing as (unless i am very much mistaken) the bible teaches tolerance and forgivness.
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Male 357
RobSwindol, close minded people annoy you, eh? Sounds like you are close minded.

What`s funny to me is that everyone is always talking about tolerance and free speech, as long as it is something they agree with.

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Male 192
wow the first one made me laugh so hard.

Oh and, what`s so bad about being athiest?

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Female 761
Wow, more people are mad at the crazy `god warrior` woman than the woman who named her kid Hitler...you guys need to redirect your priorities FAST.
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Female 761
I always found mother`s day extremely self indulgent hallmark selling crap even when my mom was alive. but now that she`s gone, actually miss taking part in buying her the 1.25 card and dozen flowers. damn, that sucks.
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Male 2,528
I would say that the "God Warrior" woman gives Christianity a bad name. But I think Christianity gives itself a bad name even without her help.

Closed-minded people really annoy me.

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Male 506
I AM A GOD WARRIOR! Without the god bit, though. Or the warrior bit, really. So... I AM! RAWRRR!!
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Male 503
White supremacist Hitler mom and god`s warrior were definate candidates for mom of the year. I am very Thankful to have a mom who is loving and supportive no matter how ridiculous I am. Happy Mother`s day either way.
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Male 4,004
"I would have done stomped that kid in the face for doing that. Escpecially(sp) after arguing for about 3 minutes."

That kid just needs a bad-ass father who will beat his ass whenever he argues back. And seriously, the mom should have just said "Yeah I hit you, tough poo, sit down and shut up"

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Male 4,004
A lot of those were dumb... The only one I really liked was the one with the angry Christian mother.

It`s not about deciding to not believe in God, for Atheists, it`s a realization. I had that talk with my mother, but my mom didn`t get angry.

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Male 5,190
I just watched that video from #1 and WOW. >.>

I would have done stomped that kid in the face for doing that. Escpecially(sp) after arguing for about 3 minutes.

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Female 718
omg the god warrior woman was insane! lol she took the `devil money` for a gastric bypass.
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Male 1,226
Yep, that`s bad parenting alright.

I hate mothersday anyway; it was created as a nice thought for all the mothers, but now it`s too corporate. Here, they advertise products that would be great motherday gifts, even though they cost a couple of hundred bucks.

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Male 13
my mommy gives me cookies so i loves her!! <3
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Male 2,028
Aw, I love my mom. :-)
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Female 323
i love stuart.
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Female 718
that kid on that ride (6th) was a girl? seriously?
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Male 13
Link: 22 Kids That (Probably) Hate Mother`s Day [Rate Link] - A collection of 22 mom haters.
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