15 Reasons Why You Don`t Cheat

Submitted by: jinxiejae 8 years ago in Funny
http://www.uphaa.com/blog/index.php/cheating-wife/

Or at least why you don"t get caught.
There are 62 comments:
Male 815
oh wow...no one should do that to an audi...that`s just.....just... *shrudders*
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Female 2,927
shadow wolf, then maybe you shouldnt be f*kkin around and keep it in your pants
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Male 19
If anything this further reinforces my decision to never have anything filed `joint`. Keep yer accounts away from them, preferably overseas and top secret. I could see some drastic measures if you were married, but then again that just makes you look like an irrational psycho and would reflect badly on any future court precedings.

If it was a GF, sorry nut case, but your going to jail, and paying for the damages. You can shout `grrrl powah` all you want behind bars getting assaulted by butch lesbos. And in the off chance that doesn`t work, theres always payback, be it car for car or other ways like electronic sabotage. Cruel messages are one thing, but when your toilets blow up in your face, air conditioner fails on the hottest days of the year, car mysteriously doesnt run, septic overload into your backyard, virus attacks on your computer... the sheer array of what a crafty guy or one with crafty friends is vast and terrible indeed.

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Male 80
the first gives me an I dea for a killer custom car paint/upholstery job.
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Female 1,401
i like the billboard :)
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Male 492
alfietoon
shouldnt this be called reasons why you shouldnt date a psycho bitch?

Okay, so a woman gets very pissed off when her husband cheats on her with her best friend, two people she is suppose to trust, and decides to publicly humiliate him she`s a psycho bitch? Because I`d call it justified.

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Female 217
wow...i learnt never to date anyone called steven!
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Female 587
these are awesome! **takes notes**
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Female 382
lol the pick axe in the car was hilarious!!!
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Male 8,302
> alfietoon
> shouldnt this be called reasons why you shouldnt date a psycho bitch?

Don`t be silly alfie, that would make it "reasons why you shouldn`t date any woman"

[quote]Ducks quickly[/quote]

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Female 1,199
"I guess if you spray `Im a cheating Mother F***er` on your car beforehand, you can nullify any attacks right?"

Hahaha.

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Female 4,197
ya know what... i would totally do the same thing
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Male 756
"And what the hell are men supposed to do when women cheat?"

Burning all their shoes might be an option (for some women, especially those with a large collection, that would cause an emotional meltdown). And if it`s your house, putting their stuff on the lawn works too.


Personally, I think cheating is BS. If you really want to be with someone else, just break up. And if you get caught, you deserve crap like this. BUT, women cheat on men all the time as well, so revenge should not be exclusive to one sex.

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Male 845
lol, the billboard was inventive to say the least
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Male 483
And what the hell are men supposed to do when women cheat?

Light their purse on fire?

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Male 3,431
Ahh sweet Revenge. I dig it, and I recon if you`re unfaithful and get caught, you should really expect things to go very badly for you.
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Female 193
damn i so should have done that....
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Male 1,164
also ladies... is going 2 jail for criminal damage really worth it when it shows there are better ways of doing it?
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Male 1,164
shouldnt this be called reasons why you shouldnt date a psycho bitch?
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Female 208
Oh my God, that was awesome! :P
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Male 2,592
awwwe mannn i`d kill a b.itch
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Male 5,190
:D That`s what you get.
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Male 11
the people taht commited those acts of violence are psycho!! :P
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Male 10,855
I`m a guy but I think the last one is the best break-up tactic ever for men and women.
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Male 2,748
i love the billboard
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Female 761
HAHA!
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Male 199
I only counted 8

"It seems BMWs is the Love Rat`s car of choice."
That statement is 100% accurate

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Female 176
girl power!
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Male 1,666
Well then, it seems that the moral of the story is don`t marry a crazy b*tch. :)
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Male 381
anybody else count only 12?
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Male 158
It seems BMWs is the Love Rat`s car of choice.
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Male 2,395
The one with the pickaxes were friggen scary..
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Female 609
omg. intense....
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Male 4,867
ouch!
the billboard one was too good
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Male 349
I`d never cheat cause I`d never be able to live with myself if I did...I`ve been cheatd on and it`s the worst feeling in the world.

Women target the cars because, well, look at the cars with the worst damage? BMWs...if you own a bimmer, you LOVE it.

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Male 13,624
I guess if you spray ``Im a cheating Mother F***er`` on your car beforehand, you can nullify any attacks right?
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Male 524
well, judging by this and the post about the psycho who put marijuana and cocaine in the the cheating girlfriend`s stuff, i`ve deduced that i`m never, ever, ever going to cheat.
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Male 256
Hmmm, walk into home depot, "Yes I`d like 10 pickaxes and 5 gallons of peach paint.."
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Male 60
I only see twelve. Regardless, this link teaches a lesson all men can use: Never, and I repeat, NEVER cheat on your wife or girlfriend.
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Female 15,763
Wow. They always target the cars, huh?
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Female 364
The billboard will always be my favorite. Always.
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Male 17,512
Didn`t Hardee`s/Carl`s Jr. Make a TV commercial kinda like this ?
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Female 9,478
So the lesson of the day today kids is, never get a woman mad or you will never see the light of day again.
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Male 129
In England, one is an arsehole or a barstard...Interesting
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Male 9,306
Huzzah for polygamy.
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Male 721
"I only saw 12 where are the other 3? "

there was 8, most of them are the same thing

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Male 13,624
I did hear of a woman who dowloaded a heap of kiddie p**n onto a cheating boyfriends pc, and duly informed the law, I hope it was a urban legend, but looking at those pics I dunno...
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Male 13,624
Well there isnt anything more stormy than a woman scorned, men beware!!
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Female 683
Barstard?
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Female 241
Actually, when the husbands think the wife is cheating on them, they put weed in the food and crack in her toothpaste so she`ll fail a drug test
right.

air plane one, was awesome.

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Male 633
I only saw 12 where are the other 3?
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Male 2,788
Hiromi,


oddly true

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Male 931
aww, how cute. they think there people :)
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Male 2,125
Don`t understand why you`d wanna cheat in the first place...
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Female 1,148
hahaha! And what do the husbands do when they find out the wife is cheating on THEM? NOTHING!
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Male 1,452
the scott kelly has a small di ck one was total pwnage
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Male 3,619
The billboard with Steven is actualy really photoshoped
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Male 295
Nooooo. Not the car....
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Female 84
Steven got doubly-pwned. First the billboard, then the Lost Dog flyers. She was very very pissed off.
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Male 12,138
"Hope the pussy was worth it! Barstard!"

Barstard? Excuse me? It`s obvious to me that he loved you once for your scything intellect, but has decided to downgrade to a dumb platinum blonde with big baps. Prolly intimidated by your intelligence.

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Male 3,619
loled at them.
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Female 2,927
Link: 15 Reasons Why You Don`t Cheat [Rate Link] - Or at least why you don`t get caught.
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