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62 Responses to 15 Reasons Why You Don`t Cheat

  1. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    Link: 15 Reasons Why You Don`t Cheat - Or at least why you don`t get caught.
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    May 24, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    loled at them.
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    May 24, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    "Hope the pussy was worth it! Barstard!"

    Barstard? Excuse me? It`s obvious to me that he loved you once for your scything intellect, but has decided to downgrade to a dumb platinum blonde with big baps. Prolly intimidated by your intelligence.

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    cristi lo Female 13-17
    84 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    Steven got doubly-pwned. First the billboard, then the Lost Dog flyers. She was very very pissed off.
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    ranon Male 18-29
    295 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    Nooooo. Not the car....
  6. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    May 24, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    The billboard with Steven is actualy really photoshoped
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    vorpalsword Male 18-29
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    May 24, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    the scott kelly has a small di ck one was total pwnage
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    Hiromi Female 18-29
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    May 24, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    hahaha! And what do the husbands do when they find out the wife is cheating on THEM? NOTHING!
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    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
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    May 24, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    Don`t understand why you`d wanna cheat in the first place...
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    The_Garuness Male 18-29
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    May 24, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    aww, how cute. they think there people :)
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    deathxtra Male 13-17
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    May 24, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    Hiromi,


    oddly true

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    ledgehead Male 40-49
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    May 24, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    I only saw 12 where are the other 3?
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    skullcandy Female 18-29
    241 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    Actually, when the husbands think the wife is cheating on them, they put weed in the food and crack in her toothpaste so she`ll fail a drug test
    right.

    air plane one, was awesome.

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    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    Barstard?
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13595 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    Well there isnt anything more stormy than a woman scorned, men beware!!
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13595 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    I did hear of a woman who dowloaded a heap of kiddie p**n onto a cheating boyfriends pc, and duly informed the law, I hope it was a urban legend, but looking at those pics I dunno...
  17. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    "I only saw 12 where are the other 3? "

    there was 8, most of them are the same thing

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    Huzzah for polygamy.
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    acmoore92 Male 18-29
    130 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    In England, one is an arsehole or a barstard...Interesting
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    So the lesson of the day today kids is, never get a woman mad or you will never see the light of day again.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    May 24, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    Didn`t Hardee`s/Carl`s Jr. Make a TV commercial kinda like this ?
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    kitwatson Female 13-17
    364 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    The billboard will always be my favorite. Always.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    Wow. They always target the cars, huh?
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    argon8 Male 18-29
    60 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    I only see twelve. Regardless, this link teaches a lesson all men can use: Never, and I repeat, NEVER cheat on your wife or girlfriend.
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    Habute Male 18-29
    256 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    Hmmm, walk into home depot, "Yes I`d like 10 pickaxes and 5 gallons of peach paint.."
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    outfire Male 13-17
    524 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 3:11 pm
    well, judging by this and the post about the psycho who put marijuana and cocaine in the the cheating girlfriend`s stuff, i`ve deduced that i`m never, ever, ever going to cheat.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13595 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    I guess if you spray ``Im a cheating Mother F***er`` on your car beforehand, you can nullify any attacks right?
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    NotjonGreco Male 18-29
    350 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    I`d never cheat cause I`d never be able to live with myself if I did...I`ve been cheatd on and it`s the worst feeling in the world.

    Women target the cars because, well, look at the cars with the worst damage? BMWs...if you own a bimmer, you LOVE it.

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    domisgood Male 18-29
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    May 24, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    ouch!
    the billboard one was too good
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    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    611 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 4:00 pm
    omg. intense....
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    luckyse7en Male 13-17
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    May 24, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    The one with the pickaxes were friggen scary..
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    vstorm Male 30-39
    158 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    It seems BMWs is the Love Rat`s car of choice.
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    reidcook1000 Male 18-29
    382 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    anybody else count only 12?
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    vitaliy Male 18-29
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    May 24, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    Well then, it seems that the moral of the story is don`t marry a crazy b*tch. :)
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    pwnda Female 18-29
    176 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    girl power!
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    Fritolicious Male 18-29
    199 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    I only counted 8

    "It seems BMWs is the Love Rat`s car of choice."
    That statement is 100% accurate

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    je_scream Female 18-29
    763 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    HAHA!
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
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    May 24, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    i love the billboard
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    May 24, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    I`m a guy but I think the last one is the best break-up tactic ever for men and women.
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    Raphael_Russ Male 18-29
    11 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 8:00 pm
    the people taht commited those acts of violence are psycho!! :P
  41. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 8:33 pm
    awwwe mannn i`d kill a b.itch
  42. Profile photo of kokuryuha
    kokuryuha Female 18-29
    208 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    Oh my God, that was awesome! :P
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    alfietoon Male 18-29
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    May 24, 2009 at 9:36 pm
    shouldnt this be called reasons why you shouldnt date a psycho bitch?
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    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 9:37 pm
    also ladies... is going 2 jail for criminal damage really worth it when it shows there are better ways of doing it?
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    krifle2 Female 30-39
    193 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 9:59 pm
    damn i so should have done that....
  46. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 10:32 pm
    Ahh sweet Revenge. I dig it, and I recon if you`re unfaithful and get caught, you should really expect things to go very badly for you.
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    Dextrine Male 18-29
    483 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 10:54 pm
    And what the hell are men supposed to do when women cheat?

    Light their purse on fire?

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    Binary101 Male 13-17
    846 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 11:27 pm
    lol, the billboard was inventive to say the least
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    pat125 Male 18-29
    756 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 11:38 pm
    "And what the hell are men supposed to do when women cheat?"

    Burning all their shoes might be an option (for some women, especially those with a large collection, that would cause an emotional meltdown). And if it`s your house, putting their stuff on the lawn works too.


    Personally, I think cheating is BS. If you really want to be with someone else, just break up. And if you get caught, you deserve crap like this. BUT, women cheat on men all the time as well, so revenge should not be exclusive to one sex.

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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 1:14 am
    ya know what... i would totally do the same thing
  51. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 2:24 am
    "I guess if you spray `Im a cheating Mother F***er` on your car beforehand, you can nullify any attacks right?"

    Hahaha.

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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 3:57 am
    > alfietoon
    > shouldnt this be called reasons why you shouldnt date a psycho bitch?

    Don`t be silly alfie, that would make it "reasons why you shouldn`t date any woman"

    Ducks quickly

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    Dagaz20 Female 18-29
    382 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 5:12 am
    lol the pick axe in the car was hilarious!!!
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    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 5:32 am
    these are awesome! **takes notes**
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    SiN_iN_Me Female 18-29
    217 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    wow...i learnt never to date anyone called steven!
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    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    alfietoon
    shouldnt this be called reasons why you shouldnt date a psycho bitch?

    Okay, so a woman gets very pissed off when her husband cheats on her with her best friend, two people she is suppose to trust, and decides to publicly humiliate him she`s a psycho bitch? Because I`d call it justified.

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    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    i like the billboard :)
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    konablend Male 18-29
    80 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 10:09 pm
    the first gives me an I dea for a killer custom car paint/upholstery job.
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    Shadow_Wolf Male 18-29
    19 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    If anything this further reinforces my decision to never have anything filed `joint`. Keep yer accounts away from them, preferably overseas and top secret. I could see some drastic measures if you were married, but then again that just makes you look like an irrational psycho and would reflect badly on any future court precedings.

    If it was a GF, sorry nut case, but your going to jail, and paying for the damages. You can shout `grrrl powah` all you want behind bars getting assaulted by butch lesbos. And in the off chance that doesn`t work, theres always payback, be it car for car or other ways like electronic sabotage. Cruel messages are one thing, but when your toilets blow up in your face, air conditioner fails on the hottest days of the year, car mysteriously doesnt run, septic overload into your backyard, virus attacks on your computer... the sheer array of what a crafty guy or one with crafty friends is vast and terrible indeed.

  60. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    shadow wolf, then maybe you shouldnt be f*kkin around and keep it in your pants
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    TheGax Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2009 at 10:14 pm
    oh wow...no one should do that to an audi...that`s just.....just... *shrudders*

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