12 Most Unfortunate Product Names [PICS]

Submitted by: The_Maddog 8 years ago in Funny
http://wierdup.blogspot.com/2009/05/12-most-unfortunate-product-names.html

I bet there"s still a market for them all!
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Male 115
pee cola goodness
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Male 2,748
wow, funny
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Female 1,231
Oh yeah, the penis phone... almost forgot about that one.
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Female 668
what was up with the last one?
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Male 18
Megapussi is not the product name. It`s some scandinavian language for `mega-bag`
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Male 57
is it just me...or does anyone feel like after a good Golden Gaytime (tm) the next step is to have a nice Vergina (tm) and Megapussi (tm), which is better than Jussipussi because it makes me want to Pee cola...then again AYDS will always help...
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Female 86
Haha...I bought the rooster soup at the store when I saw it. Who wouldn`t???
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Female 171
The first one looked tasty.
haha
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Male 27
that`s blogspam.. here`s the original
http://www.oddee.com/item_96682.aspx
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Female 165
Lol feroz557. There was a chinese restaurant in my town called Kum Hor...KUM HOR for gawds sake!

But unfortunately it`s closed down now

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Male 42
Restaurant Names That May Surprise You Many restaurants have weird names. Here are a few I found.
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Male 5,189
vv They have those links on a few of these. Dun check em :D.
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Female 126
i went stateside and saw some bread called bimbo! it had a bear pic on it! i lol`ed 4 a long time!
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Male 6
Number 6 Megapussi is actually a Taffel Grills bag that`s just bigger than the normal one (hence megabag). Oh and the pronunciation of the word pussi is too different to my ear for that joke to work =P
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Female 165
@Lionhart2 I`m surprised it`s lasted this long. I only eat those things like once every 4 years they`re kind of a weird combination.

And I always wondered why Golden Circle didn`t just call their drink Sarsaparilla. But no! They had to shorten the name

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Male 8,300
#1 is worse than you think - their advertising slogan for the last 30 years has been "Its hard to have a Gaytime on your own"
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Male 185
Well nr 6. MEGAPUSSI is actually a statement that the bag is larger than a normal bag, its in finnish.

Mega well i guess you all know what that could mean and pussi means bag in finnish.

The actuall brands name is taffel, might be sips too not really sure.

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Female 122
I would buy the Pee Cola. And drink it. Where lots of people could see and hear me, and I would say "Gee, this pee tastes terrific!"
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Male 3,842
That horrid music has to stop.

As for "Ayds" - I heard their ad on the radio years ago, on Howard Stern, played for the comedy value. Initially, what we now call AIDS had the horribly prejudicial name "GRIDS" which stood for (this makes me mad just to write it) Gay Related Immune Deficiency Syndrome, since it was falsely believed to only strike the gay population.

So the ad saying "Lose weight with Ayds" wasn`t meaningful back then, but it is hilarious now.

As for these others, laugh out loud funny, even the ones I`ve seen before, still funny.

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Female 1,199
LOL oh right the filters...

Well you guys will know which one I`m talking about anyways. :p

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Female 1,199
I laughed at the pooto one. XD

@Tiashadow: In the top right corner of the page a video is playing. Yeah it creeps me out/annoys me everytime I visit this site. x_x;

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Female 15,763
"i wonder if someone has ever whacked off with wack-off just to say they did?"

I feel like that would cause severe chemical burns or something...

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Female 365
umm, did anyone else get weird foreign music playing when you opened this link...
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Im scared..
Hold me..
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Female 282
im pretty sure my roomate has a packet of rooster soup in our cupboard....she`s jamaican, i guess they use a lot of rooster flavoring
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Male 15
Does anyone else find the Ayds/Aids ad ironic?
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Male 111
side note: i wonder if someone has ever whacked off with wack-off just to say they did?
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Male 111
Mmmm mmmm!!!!1! nothin` like a heapin helpin of sh*tto, with a side of jussipussi (and megapussi, too!) and a nice vergina to polish it off.

Good thing I can resort to the golden gaytime and ayds in case that was not enough.

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Female 192
Note: while using Sars you ay experience the following symptons: fever, myalgia, lethargy, gastrointestinal symptoms, cough, sore throat and death.
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Male 2,395
I`d love to have some jussipussi.
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Male 208
How is Megapussi an unfortunate name?
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Female 4,197
i like sars and golden gaytimes D;
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Female 1,436
These all made me giggle!

The last one made me lmfao!

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Female 4,376
Lemme take a look in the vergina
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Male 1,764
LMAO vergatario! Verga is a pretty vulgar word for "penis" here. Now imagine the President of a nation using it to name a crappy mobile phone he is promoting. Yep, my President is one crazy son-of-a-bitch.
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Male 3,369
TeChNo_RaVe
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
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[ Delete Post ] Tuesday, May 26, 2009 1:44:53 PM
At an Asian store here, there`s a product called HorLicks... "The Nourishing Food Drink"
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It`s sold here in the UK!

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Male 462
I don`t know why, but I liked SARS the best. Gave me a nostalgic feeling.
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Female 1,412
SHI.TTO!

that was in my local Tesco about 7 months ago!!! I have a pic but im too tecnologially inadvanced to know how to put one on..

and everybody knows what horlicks is to the comment beloww..

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Female 160
At an Asian store here, there`s a product called HorLicks... "The Nourishing Food Drink"
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Female 8
We have a bottle of Pee Cola in our dining room, =D
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Female 1,077
I can have SARS and AYDS in the same day.
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Female 3,726
Now would YOU eat something called pooTO????
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Female 104
Omg, that music thing scared me cuz I had my speakers up and it just started playing outta no where then kept doing it over and over again O.o

Back to the topic: Pee Cola anyone?

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Female 221
Cock Flavoured Soup Mix...... Spicy!

*giggle*

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Male 302
Vergatario, a slang word for penis. At least in Venezuela, don`t know if it`s common for all Spanish speaking nations.

Why is it on a list of funny products to English speakers?

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Female 250
666= Cold meds. It makes sense.
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Female 609
haha, ayds.
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Male 1,226
I lol`d at the whack off insect repellant
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Male 2,148
If there are embedded pictures, label it pics. If it`s a link, don`t say pic like they`re embedded.
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Male 13,630
Oh lord, I remember my mother having ``Ayds`` diet toffees, nice as well, kinda minty
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Female 323
Megapussi.
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Female 9,572
Silly foreigners, you know you can get arrested for being dirty like me.

/note sarcasm.

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Male 11,739
I love the taste of Vergina.

It`s Greek and as far as I know it`s still available.

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Male 3,369
lukas1051
Male, 18-29, Europe
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[ Delete Post ] Tuesday, May 26, 2009 11:14:28 AM
I live in the UK, so all the same day for me.
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So do I and I can still see the diffrence in the dates next to the links (just saying)!

Anyway..we are doing about 30ish links a day and photos seem really popular at the moment!

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Male 25
Jussipussi and Megapussi are both from Finland. "Pussi" just means "bag" in Finnish so you can easily find hundreds of product names with "pussi" in Finland.
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Male 8
i have eaten megapussi on sevral occations (means mega bag in finish) and we always make fun of it when we cross the boarder
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Male 3,425
I live in the UK, so all the same day for me.
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Male 17,511
This didn`t make the list ?

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Male 301
MMmm Ayds
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Male 2,332
I could dig a nice can of sars with some megapussi tbh
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Female 271
I love Golden Gaytime, it was my fave icecream when living in Oz.
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Female 241
i hate that laughing ad. makes me jump every time.

[email protected] off.

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Male 506
MEGAPUSSI!!!!
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Male 3,369
lukas1051
Male, 18-29, Europe
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[ Delete Post ] Tuesday, May 26, 2009 9:31:20 AM
Is it picture gallery day today? I think I`ve counted 8 links so far.
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Double check your link dates.

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Male 2,125
Who wants some Jussipussi (bread)?
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Female 1,001
Lol

Wack Off

As used by the Armed Forces..

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Male 22
Its an ad at the top right corner of the page man
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Male 84
can anyone else hear stilted yet amusing music on this site?
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Male 3,425
Is it picture gallery day today? I think I`ve counted 8 links so far.
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Male 189
ayds LMAO
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Male 464
I don`t get the last one.
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Male 3,369
Link: 12 Most Unfortunate Product Names [PICS] [Rate Link] - I bet there`s still a market for them all!
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