10 Ridiculous Anti-Pornography Commercials

Submitted by: mjs538 8 years ago in Funny
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/10-ridiculous-anti-pornography-commercials

Porn is evil and will destroy your life according to these PSAs. [A couple you"ve already seen, but still LOL-worthy.
There are 73 comments:
Male 3,619
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*... wait, it`s bad!?
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Male 250
but i love pornography
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Female 1,401
uggghhh the first one was disgusting!
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Male 92
Sorry, but that`s complete BS rcaroline223.
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Male 80
good thing unlike sarah i don`t wear underwear...freeballing ftw
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Male 601
Website blocked by firewall...wtf.
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Male 3,915
coming from a woman....that means nothing....rcaroline223...
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Female 26
Porn makes it harder for you to get an erection during REAL sex...unless you`re thinking about the porn during real sex, which is pathetic.
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Female 56
#3 was really creepy though
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Female 56
This made me laugh so much.
The first one, I totally favorited.
This stuff is hilarious.
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Male 820
#6: the future of porn, truly interactive.
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Female 151
most of them weren`t so much anti-pornography, but anti-sexting... just saying.
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Male 695
remember people...sex is bad. and there is an invisible man who lives in the sky that knows everything about you. morons.
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Female 665
A few of those made some sense, but most were just ridiculous. I liked #10, though. I thought that was funny....They did want it to be funny, right?
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Male 2,372
I`m sorry...I`m confused.

Internet....and Porn??

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Female 1,269
mouse fondling?
really?
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Female 330
Oh the mouse fondling one scarred me. ewww.
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Male 976
hahaha mouse fondling... weird.
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Male 431
hmm I think I`ll watch some porn now
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Female 15,763
Is it true that Australia illegalized internet porn?

I mean.. come on. It may not be my cup of tea but that doesn`t make it a "wrong" cup of tea.

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Male 612
#9 was so f*cking wierd...."I`ll show you a real bunny" :O
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Male 381
lol i personally dont think comparing porn to a cheetah makes it less appealing. cheeths ftw.
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Female 45
How can the videos trying to prevent children (too young to know better) from being exploited be LOL-worthy? Seriously, it shouldn`t be joked about.
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Female 1,412
porn is a natural human craving. lol. but keep it legal! over 18 please people! and leave internet porn to the professionals, dont put on a free show if u dont know who you are talking to. basic human knowledge.
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Female 152
number 10 was crazy

and Number 1.. wtf..

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Male 27
that sarah girl was like really hot, i wonder which wensite she is on...
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Male 596
Wanna know the real problem? People care more of animal rights then human, wanna make a difference for this time? start marching
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Male 13
Rule 34 anyone?
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Male 702
This makes me wonder about the kind of role internet porn prolly plays in keeping dysfunctional marriages together :P
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Female 385
#7 was too long and for a moment I thought I heard Mexicans as well. the first was the best
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Male 309
theres a reason the porn idustry has gotten so big. people actually like it! just because you and your 5 friends dont doesnt mean you have to ruin it for the rest of us
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Male 4,680
*kicks yofuzzy down a huge hole*
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Male 309
"Wait, what`s this?
Someone can watch playboy ONLINE?? WHAT THE drat!
Someone stop this madness!"
madness?
this is AMERICA!!!!!!!
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Male 309
people dont like porn?!?!?!? thats so weirdd!
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Male 3,296
way to kill my mojo.
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Male 189
This is a bigger buzz kill than Buzz Killington
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Male 499
I`m surprised at how new things scare that many people.

"Playboy magazines? Noo.. that`s ok.

Wait, what`s this?
Someone can watch playboy ONLINE?? WHAT THE drat!
Someone stop this madness!"

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Male 85
masochists, not mexicans lol
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Male 9,305
Bahahaha! What a load of old sh*t! XD
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Female 107
Wow, did one of those people really just say homosexuals, lesbians, and mexicans are sexual deviants? What the...
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Male 462
Did anyone else notice that in #4 some of the nudity was censored, but some was not?
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Female 8
haha people make me laugh. Porn isnt evil and cant control your loife if you dont let it. Most people who look at porn are either oppressed by their parents to be someone they arnt, or unhappy with their marriages.
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Female 149
Um... but several of those weren`t directed at how evil porn is, per se.
I`m not sure why anyone feels the need to mock- and basically try to discredit- an ad that`s trying to say, "mom, make sure your daughter isn`t setting up meetings with pedophiles"... or "you might want to think about whether you want everyone in the world to be able to see what you`re about to post"... or "have you considered installing some parental control software to keep your prepubescent kids off the porn sites?"


The ones that really did have a "porn is an evil plague!" message were just dull.

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Male 301
50% of all divorces? BS. Come on, I was actually starting to believe some of that until that "fact" came up.

makes sence epscially with idoits who use family computes and make no real effort to hide the fact they were "crushing the white snake`s venom out"

Bo0oo0o00o0o0o0o0oo (Jesus is watchin you while you do it >.>
<.<

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Male 301
NuMber ten = OWNED!!
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Male 330
ahaha. so, porno is an evil cheetah, church is good, and dont fondle your mouse?
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Female 67
The dad didn`t seem too upset to see his 12 year old daughter on some porn site...
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Female 650
that song on the daddy`s girl commercial was really lame. mouse fondling was a lil creepy only cos of the dead serious look on the kids faces, if he was lookin at boobies wouldnt he smile a lil?
the only one that kinda seemed like it would work would be the "what color underwear today?"
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Female 3,696
haha a lot of these are so funny X3 but the "What color underwear today?" one actually creeped me out, poor kid. As stupid as some of these are, I really think kids, especially stupid teen girls need to seriously think about what kind of poo they put on the internet.
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Female 31
haha, mouse fondling.
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Male 3,425
50% of all divorces? BS. Come on, I was actually starting to believe some of that until that "fact" came up.
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Female 512
Dammit...where *is* Claus? There`s a heck of a party going on in his room right now...
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Male 4,163
i love their "facts".
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Male 555
I think I`ll go look at porn now :-)
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Female 241
I always liked the 1st one.
it seemed so oddly...true and disturbing.
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Female 115
Porn is gonna kill me...oh noes!
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Male 995
I thought the dad on #8 would take a peek
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Female 382
#6 was just silly WTF
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Male 358
ouf course the first one is dutch
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Female 9,561
The first one is aquardly funny...
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Male 2,332
But..the internet is for porn? :o
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Male 516
Wow, porn IS like a cheetah. Thanks Beacon!!
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Male 650
THAT PORN IS A SPY
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Male 5,189
Well porn can`t be all that bad now can it?

I mean more teens these days are getting pregnant they should just go watch some porn to relieve themselves..or something hell if I know. The first 1 was the funniest LOL.

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Male 162
The average porn rookie`s age is 12?
1 out of 5 pornstars are children?
If conservatives will buy the accuracy of these numbers, they`d buy anything.

Yes i copied and pasted this, but i totally agree with it.

Btw, i love the first ad (#10). It`s unrealistic but it`s actually pretty funny.

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Male 1,929
Porn is bad because your daughters are whores, your sons are perverts, and men are pedophiles.

Thanks for that. drat you.

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Male 57
so the dad on #8 never ages...seriously...the girl aged 12 years and the dad just bought glasses...thats what porn will do to you..
and by god the mouse on #4 is old...to think i had one similar...creepy...
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Female 2,258
Wow.. here I was naively believing porn was no big deal. Thank you PSAs for teaching me the truth; internet pornography is out to destroy my life, family, and the minds of my future children.

It feels good to be informed.

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Female 142
Well somebody has to think about the billions of potential children dying in socks every day due to porn!

brb, fapping

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Male 1,685
I am one of 32 million.
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Male 321
[email protected] Maddog`s comment.

I could only watch one of them (`What Color Underwear Missy` or whatever it`s called). That was enough cheesiness for me.

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Male 3,369
Wait, what? There`s porn on the internet? Did I get a memo about this?
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Male 13
Link: 10 Ridiculous Anti-Pornography Commercials [Rate Link] - Porn is evil and will destroy your life according to these PSAs. [A couple you`ve already seen, but still LOL-worthy.
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