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Date: 05/28/09 06:01 AM

74 Responses to 10 Ridiculous Anti-Pornography Commercials

  1. Profile photo of mjs538
    mjs538 Male 18-29
    13 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    Link: 10 Ridiculous Anti-Pornography Commercials - Porn is evil and will destroy your life according to these PSAs. [A couple you`ve already seen, but still LOL-worthy.
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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    May 27, 2009 at 7:55 pm
    Wait, what? There`s porn on the internet? Did I get a memo about this?
  3. Profile photo of flagler
    flagler Male 30-39
    321 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 6:10 am
    [email protected] Maddog`s comment.

    I could only watch one of them (`What Color Underwear Missy` or whatever it`s called). That was enough cheesiness for me.

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    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 6:13 am
    I am one of 32 million.
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    HotCarl Female 18-29
    142 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 6:18 am
    Well somebody has to think about the billions of potential children dying in socks every day due to porn!

    brb, fapping

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    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 6:19 am
    Wow.. here I was naively believing porn was no big deal. Thank you PSAs for teaching me the truth; internet pornography is out to destroy my life, family, and the minds of my future children.

    It feels good to be informed.

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    littleyoyo Male 18-29
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    May 28, 2009 at 6:22 am
    so the dad on #8 never ages...seriously...the girl aged 12 years and the dad just bought glasses...thats what porn will do to you..
    and by god the mouse on #4 is old...to think i had one similar...creepy...
  8. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 6:24 am
    Porn is bad because your daughters are whores, your sons are perverts, and men are pedophiles.

    Thanks for that. drat you.

  9. Profile photo of wtffail
    wtffail Male 13-17
    162 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 6:33 am
    The average porn rookie`s age is 12?
    1 out of 5 pornstars are children?
    If conservatives will buy the accuracy of these numbers, they`d buy anything.

    Yes i copied and pasted this, but i totally agree with it.

    Btw, i love the first ad (#10). It`s unrealistic but it`s actually pretty funny.

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    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 7:06 am
    THAT PORN IS A SPY
  11. Profile photo of JJXanadu
    JJXanadu Male 30-39
    516 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 7:08 am
    Wow, porn IS like a cheetah. Thanks Beacon!!
  12. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
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    May 28, 2009 at 7:09 am
    But..the internet is for porn? :o
  13. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
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    May 28, 2009 at 7:13 am
    The first one is aquardly funny...
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    sjaakwortel Male 18-29
    358 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 7:15 am
    ouf course the first one is dutch
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    Dagaz20 Female 18-29
    382 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 7:19 am
    #6 was just silly WTF
  16. Profile photo of AGit
    AGit Male 30-39
    995 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 7:54 am
    I thought the dad on #8 would take a peek
  17. Profile photo of Ailyn_Vel
    Ailyn_Vel Female 18-29
    116 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 7:57 am
    Porn is gonna kill me...oh noes!
  18. Profile photo of skullcandy
    skullcandy Female 18-29
    241 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 8:06 am
    I always liked the 1st one.
    it seemed so oddly...true and disturbing.
  19. Profile photo of unbwogable
    unbwogable Male 18-29
    555 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 8:08 am
    I think I`ll go look at porn now :-)
  20. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 8:29 am
    i love their "facts".
  21. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 8:38 am
    Dammit...where *is* Claus? There`s a heck of a party going on in his room right now...
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 8:57 am
    50% of all divorces? BS. Come on, I was actually starting to believe some of that until that "fact" came up.
  23. Profile photo of Velvet_heart
    Velvet_heart Female 18-29
    31 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 9:31 am
    haha, mouse fondling.
  24. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 9:34 am
    haha a lot of these are so funny X3 but the "What color underwear today?" one actually creeped me out, poor kid. As stupid as some of these are, I really think kids, especially stupid teen girls need to seriously think about what kind of poo they put on the internet.
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    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 9:53 am
    that song on the daddy`s girl commercial was really lame. mouse fondling was a lil creepy only cos of the dead serious look on the kids faces, if he was lookin at boobies wouldnt he smile a lil?
    the only one that kinda seemed like it would work would be the "what color underwear today?"
  26. Profile photo of MsxSweet
    MsxSweet Female 13-17
    67 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 10:11 am
    The dad didn`t seem too upset to see his 12 year old daughter on some porn site...
  27. Profile photo of gamerx47
    gamerx47 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 11:08 am
    ahaha. so, porno is an evil cheetah, church is good, and dont fondle your mouse?
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    Marcko98 Male 18-29
    301 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 11:12 am
    NuMber ten = OWNED!!
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    Marcko98 Male 18-29
    301 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 11:26 am
    50% of all divorces? BS. Come on, I was actually starting to believe some of that until that "fact" came up.

    makes sence epscially with idoits who use family computes and make no real effort to hide the fact they were "crushing the white snake`s venom out"

    Bo0oo0o00o0o0o0o0oo (Jesus is watchin you while you do it >.>
    <.<

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    ecpkngt Female 18-29
    150 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 11:31 am
    Um... but several of those weren`t directed at how evil porn is, per se.
    I`m not sure why anyone feels the need to mock- and basically try to discredit- an ad that`s trying to say, "mom, make sure your daughter isn`t setting up meetings with pedophiles"... or "you might want to think about whether you want everyone in the world to be able to see what you`re about to post"... or "have you considered installing some parental control software to keep your prepubescent kids off the porn sites?"


    The ones that really did have a "porn is an evil plague!" message were just dull.

  31. Profile photo of hilaious_h
    hilaious_h Female 18-29
    8 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 11:48 am
    haha people make me laugh. Porn isnt evil and cant control your loife if you dont let it. Most people who look at porn are either oppressed by their parents to be someone they arnt, or unhappy with their marriages.
  32. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    Did anyone else notice that in #4 some of the nudity was censored, but some was not?
  33. Profile photo of DinoAle
    DinoAle Female 18-29
    107 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 12:11 pm
    Wow, did one of those people really just say homosexuals, lesbians, and mexicans are sexual deviants? What the...
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    Bahahaha! What a load of old sh*t! XD
  35. Profile photo of concept
    concept Male 18-29
    85 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    masochists, not mexicans lol
  36. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
    499 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    I`m surprised at how new things scare that many people.

    "Playboy magazines? Noo.. that`s ok.

    Wait, what`s this?
    Someone can watch playboy ONLINE?? WHAT THE drat!
    Someone stop this madness!"

  37. Profile photo of welfarepimp
    welfarepimp Male 30-39
    189 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    This is a bigger buzz kill than Buzz Killington
  38. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    way to kill my mojo.
  39. Profile photo of yofuzzy
    yofuzzy Male 13-17
    310 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    people dont like porn?!?!?!? thats so weirdd!
  40. Profile photo of yofuzzy
    yofuzzy Male 13-17
    310 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    "Wait, what`s this?
    Someone can watch playboy ONLINE?? WHAT THE drat!
    Someone stop this madness!"
    madness?
    this is AMERICA!!!!!!!
  41. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    *kicks yofuzzy down a huge hole*
  42. Profile photo of yofuzzy
    yofuzzy Male 13-17
    310 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    theres a reason the porn idustry has gotten so big. people actually like it! just because you and your 5 friends dont doesnt mean you have to ruin it for the rest of us
  43. Profile photo of BlueJack
    BlueJack Female 18-29
    385 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    #7 was too long and for a moment I thought I heard Mexicans as well. the first was the best
  44. Profile photo of kangoala
    kangoala Male 18-29
    702 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    This makes me wonder about the kind of role internet porn prolly plays in keeping dysfunctional marriages together :P
  45. Profile photo of Cha0sLord111
    Cha0sLord111 Male 13-17
    13 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    Rule 34 anyone?
  46. Profile photo of jar-head
    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 2:25 pm
    Wanna know the real problem? People care more of animal rights then human, wanna make a difference for this time? start marching
  47. Profile photo of Snap13156
    Snap13156 Male 13-17
    27 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    that sarah girl was like really hot, i wonder which wensite she is on...
  48. Profile photo of BoredMamii
    BoredMamii Female 13-17
    152 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 3:07 pm
    number 10 was crazy

    and Number 1.. wtf..

  49. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    porn is a natural human craving. lol. but keep it legal! over 18 please people! and leave internet porn to the professionals, dont put on a free show if u dont know who you are talking to. basic human knowledge.
  50. Profile photo of scorpio89
    scorpio89 Female 18-29
    45 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    How can the videos trying to prevent children (too young to know better) from being exploited be LOL-worthy? Seriously, it shouldn`t be joked about.
  51. Profile photo of reidcook1000
    reidcook1000 Male 18-29
    381 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    lol i personally dont think comparing porn to a cheetah makes it less appealing. cheeths ftw.
  52. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    #9 was so f*cking wierd...."I`ll show you a real bunny" :O
  53. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    Is it true that Australia illegalized internet porn?

    I mean.. come on. It may not be my cup of tea but that doesn`t make it a "wrong" cup of tea.

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    520 Male 13-17
    431 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    hmm I think I`ll watch some porn now
  55. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    hahaha mouse fondling... weird.
  56. Profile photo of idolmonkey
    idolmonkey Female 18-29
    330 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    Oh the mouse fondling one scarred me. ewww.
  57. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    mouse fondling?
    really?
  58. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    half of those blamed pedophiles on porn

    side note, i have the keyboard in vid number 4. what a wondeful keyboard

  59. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 7:35 pm
    I`m sorry...I`m confused.

    Internet....and Porn??

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    whipsmart Female 18-29
    665 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    A few of those made some sense, but most were just ridiculous. I liked #10, though. I thought that was funny....They did want it to be funny, right?
  61. Profile photo of snottydyck
    snottydyck Male 40-49
    695 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 8:00 pm
    remember people...sex is bad. and there is an invisible man who lives in the sky that knows everything about you. morons.
  62. Profile photo of carolinads13
    carolinads13 Female 13-17
    151 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 8:15 pm
    most of them weren`t so much anti-pornography, but anti-sexting... just saying.
  63. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 8:18 pm
    #6: the future of porn, truly interactive.
  64. Profile photo of nikkyraney
    nikkyraney Female 18-29
    56 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    This made me laugh so much.
    The first one, I totally favorited.
    This stuff is hilarious.
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    nikkyraney Female 18-29
    56 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 8:28 pm
    #3 was really creepy though
  66. Profile photo of rcaroline223
    rcaroline223 Female 18-29
    26 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    Porn makes it harder for you to get an erection during REAL sex...unless you`re thinking about the porn during real sex, which is pathetic.
  67. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    May 28, 2009 at 9:09 pm
    coming from a woman....that means nothing....rcaroline223...
  68. Profile photo of npdarren
    npdarren Male 18-29
    602 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 10:22 pm
    Website blocked by firewall...wtf.
  69. Profile photo of rasputin3x
    rasputin3x Male 18-29
    80 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 2:10 am
    good thing unlike sarah i don`t wear underwear...freeballing ftw
  70. Profile photo of ChronicBored
    ChronicBored Male 18-29
    92 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 9:25 pm
    Sorry, but that`s complete BS rcaroline223.
  71. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
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    May 31, 2009 at 6:25 am
    uggghhh the first one was disgusting!
  72. Profile photo of Moopgasm
    Moopgasm Male 18-29
    250 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 11:23 am
    but i love pornography
  73. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    July 11, 2009 at 1:15 am
    *fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*... wait, it`s bad!?

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