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Date: 05/25/09 06:23 PM

80 Responses to 10 Funniest Videos Of People Caught Masturbating

  1. Profile photo of 1CrazyURL
    1CrazyURL Male 30-39
    264 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 8:55 am
    Link: 10 Funniest Videos Of People Caught Masturbating - We are a civilization of chronic masturbators...well..the men are anyway! No nudity but NSFW
  2. Profile photo of CAP9993
    CAP9993 Male 18-29
    167 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    i loved the guy getting caught at work... his reaction was priceless...the last one was creepy...
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    5405841 Female 18-29
    527 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    some of those arnt actually in public. some of them are just jerks breaking into other people`s room
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    turkeyman Male 13-17
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    May 25, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    lol great list
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    #3 is the funniest! XD

    Good lord, the #1 "Getting Caught By Mom" one...
    *shudder*
    Has anyone seen the Midwest Teen Sex Show spoof of #1? XD

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    theRam Male 13-17
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    May 25, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    lmao the one with the 60-70% sureness (#3?) was awesome
  7. Profile photo of Androgynous
    Androgynous Male 18-29
    757 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    Oh wow.
    #2 was probably the most painful to watch...
    How humiliating would that be?
    Including his...*ahem*...Finger trick. o_o
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    luckyse7en Male 13-17
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    May 25, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    The last one was creepy as hell.
  9. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
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    May 25, 2009 at 7:06 pm
    Number one made my skin crawl. I thought she was going to molest the kid or something.
  10. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    May 25, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    Every male IAB`er gives it a quick check to make sure he`s not on there and moves on to next post
  11. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    hehe... i masturbate too much. i guess that happens when youre a nymphomaniac. : D
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    May 25, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    Holy hell I couldn`t make myself watch all of #1. The others were great though!
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    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 7:21 pm
    there should at least be a mention of chris chan`s video! just sayin.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    #8 and #6 were idiots
    #1 MOM Y R U BOTHERING MMEEEEEE!!!!!
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    the #1,2 are the best, but the #1 is kinda creepy, feel bad for the kid
  16. Profile photo of PartyGirl93
    PartyGirl93 Female 13-17
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    May 25, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    Haha, no more than 15 min ago my friend called me a nymphomaniac XD then I watched this
  17. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2009 at 7:35 pm
    I have a problem with the Manofest logo. It says "masculinity times infinity", but they have a kitten and not a dog as part of the logo. It just doesn`t make sense.
  18. Profile photo of lord_byron
    lord_byron Male 13-17
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    May 25, 2009 at 7:36 pm
    "Every male IAB`er gives it a quick check to make sure he`s not on there and moves on to next post"

    XD oh you.

  19. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    May 25, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    LOl at the guy in the car, he has NO idea until the guy goes down and waves to the camera, then he`s like WTF? then looks up and realises he`s TOTALLY busted the whole time. LOLZ.

    And #1 - veeeeery creepy; how much Prozak is she on? Cause she sounds like a robot.

  20. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    As my friend Prentice used to say, "You`re a liar if you say you don`t and an idiot if you admit you do."
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    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    610 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    ahahaaaaa- poor guys...
  22. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2009 at 7:59 pm
    I just did. 20 minutes ago. No one saw me.

    This list was pretty funny.

  23. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    May 25, 2009 at 8:06 pm
    *Phew* Im not on there
  24. Profile photo of unreedemed
    unreedemed Male 13-17
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    May 25, 2009 at 8:10 pm
    haha.
    i guess girls are slicker than that
  25. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 8:13 pm
    LMAO @ the WoW one... you know you`re life really sucks when you wank off too a video game.
  26. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    Someone masterbating to WoW? ...
  27. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    "you know you`re life really sucks when you wank off too a video game."

    Damn you, Tomb Raider.

  28. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 8:27 pm
    Reminds me of when I was in band camp..., there was this new kid, he kicked his roommate out at like, 9 each night. So we got the roommate to give us the key, unlocked it, kicked open the door. he flipped over onto his stomach on the bed.

    one of my friends had given him a poster of two girls making out earlier that day, and he asked for it back. so the guy pulls the poster out from under him, hands it to him, and demands we leave.

  29. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    "Every male IAB`er gives it a quick check to make sure he`s not on there and moves on to next post"

    oh thank god!! not there :D

  30. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    Mornaf, I`m sure you all had a good laugh, made the kid feel terrible, and then went to your own bunks to whack it.
  31. Profile photo of jennifer6716
    jennifer6716 Female 13-17
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    May 25, 2009 at 8:40 pm
    #3 and the WoW ones were HILARIOUS XD
  32. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    I haven`t watched yet but I`m thinking this well beat them. My friend (seriously not me) was at his grandmoms in the bathroom and a carpenter guy walked in.
  33. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 8:52 pm
    Mornaf, I`m sure you all had a good laugh, made the kid feel terrible, and then went to your own bunks to whack it.
    YOUR FACTS ARE IRRELEVANT!
  34. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    wow number one was wtf all the way
  35. Profile photo of hated0love
    hated0love Female 18-29
    344 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 9:04 pm
    most people act as if Masturbation is a bad thing. #1 made me lol
  36. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 9:05 pm
    wow. if my homies did that they`d be de dead
  37. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 9:06 pm
    #1 was creepy as all hell.
  38. Profile photo of EmilyRose82
    EmilyRose82 Female 18-29
    128 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 9:12 pm
    aww, I was hoping for my favorite of all time--the guy who gets caught f-ing a blow up doll. That is frickin HILARIOUS.
  39. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    AH! I can`t see!
  40. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 9:26 pm
    i walked in on my room mate whackin it in the living room at like 2:30 am once...our converastion...

    me - "whoa!, sorry dude"
    he doesn`t stop - "its all good"
    ... I go back to my room and a real girl. LOL.

  41. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 9:37 pm
    Doing the deed. Hilarious.
  42. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 9:39 pm
    I`m quite the expert fisherman myself.
  43. Profile photo of HI-haole
    HI-haole Male 18-29
    601 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 10:08 pm
    This is B.S.!!

    I had female roommates and they used to masturbate more than I did.

    Where are all the girls getting caught, huh?

    ;-)

  44. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    the last one was just weird and in general this poo is really drated up. you have to be a real prick to walk in on someone masturbating on purpose. also just an interesting piece of info, fetuses masturbate in the womb.
  45. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 11:08 pm
    Awww come on, I mean it`s one thing to jerk it in public, that`s just begging for trouble, but when you`re busting down the door that`s just cruel.

    Respect a private wanker. :(

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    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 11:39 pm
    Haha, #7 sounds like a bunch of fleeing frightened chickens. And in #2...Where did he put his...left hand? or finger?..
  47. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 11:43 pm
    Ugh, that`s embarrasing
  48. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 11:50 pm
    Mom creeps me out.

    "Its good that you`re doing it in the privacy of your own room..."
    "WELL IS WAS FRIKKIN PRIVATE TILL YOU CAME BUSTING INTO MY SO-CALLED `PRIVATE` SPACE!!!!"
    "We all have these feelings... why whenever your dad is away *I* have a whole drawer of toys I use to..."
    "STOOOOPPPPPP!!!! PLEASE GAWD STOP MOM!!!`

  49. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 1:06 am
    Hilarious. Much more than it should have been.
  50. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 1:10 am
    im all for laughing at the ones in public. the one in the car sucked though cus he was tryin hard to be disceet. darn sunroofs!!

    but to purposely tape someone doing it in private, them post it allover the web, is just disgusting.

    but dont worry. i believe karma will have it all under control.

  51. Profile photo of scorpio28
    scorpio28 Female 18-29
    343 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 1:41 am
    Oh god. I play WoW. I will never look at it the same again. Next time I play I wont be able to help but wonder how many people are masturbating to the female characters. *Shudder*
  52. Profile photo of Quebec1217
    Quebec1217 Male 18-29
    109 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 2:04 am
    Hah! Number two was the funniest I think. This reinforces the rule that you shouldn`t crank off any knuckle children at work unless you`re willing to take the repercussions of being caught.
  53. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
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    May 26, 2009 at 2:20 am
    number one is ...wtf O.o
  54. Profile photo of Gexxo
    Gexxo Male 18-29
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    May 26, 2009 at 2:26 am
    Number 1 is soooo my mom.
  55. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
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    May 26, 2009 at 2:37 am
    "...also just an interesting piece of info, fetuses masturbate in the womb."

    No. No they don`t. Don`t be an idiot.

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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    May 26, 2009 at 4:29 am
    Reminds me of this Big Train sketch.
  57. Profile photo of Shanir
    Shanir Male 30-39
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    May 26, 2009 at 4:30 am
    That was so cringe worthy
  58. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    May 26, 2009 at 4:48 am
    I remember number one being on here some years ago.
  59. Profile photo of TheFriedCoke
    TheFriedCoke Male 13-17
    111 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 5:24 am
    This is why you lock the door people, and hide the key if its your roomate
  60. Profile photo of golani
    golani Male 13-17
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    May 26, 2009 at 5:41 am
    is it me or did #2 push his finger up his A**?
  61. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    May 26, 2009 at 6:09 am
    Trailer Park Boys J-Roc
  62. Profile photo of Mah_Boi
    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
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    May 26, 2009 at 7:13 am
    "is it me or did #2 push his finger up his A**?"

    LMFAO

    HE DID

  63. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    May 26, 2009 at 9:04 am
    All the time I see web-comics showing wow nerds jacking off to night elves etc. I thought it was a joke.

    I had no clue people actually DO jack off to wow... Thank God I`m a tauren. I just hope I don`t bump into any perverted furries.

  64. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
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    May 26, 2009 at 9:52 am
    The best thing to do when your caught, is to just continue as if they`re not there. Then they`ll just run off.
  65. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
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    May 26, 2009 at 10:12 am
    Number three`s the best by far! Love how he manages to pracitcally tear down the entire room...
  66. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
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    May 26, 2009 at 10:14 am
    >dystopia

    WTF?!?!

  67. Profile photo of Marcko98
    Marcko98 Male 18-29
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    May 26, 2009 at 11:08 am
    yes that last coment was completely necessary for the list.
  68. Profile photo of Marcko98
    Marcko98 Male 18-29
    301 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 11:19 am
    "What no girls getting caught? They must be secretively secret about it lol."
    they have to be once a chick gets caught they lose all female manipulative powers FOREVER

    Heres some helpful dialog.
    "Take out the trash"
    "not right now"
    "YOU WONT TAKE IT OUT BECAUSE YOU DONT LOVE ME"
    "You LOVE you more than i do.. You do it"
    *crieS*
    Then she cuts off his ****** while he sleeps
    (Basicly what would happen)

  69. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
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    May 26, 2009 at 11:47 am
    Last one is f`n creepy as hell o-o
    Dumbass stretched the whole page. >.>
  70. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    May 26, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    Yup, Marko98, you are one ya know
  71. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
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    May 26, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    I`m going to post just so the stretched comment gets booted off the front page.
  72. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
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    May 26, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    Reason 3,897 why men are nasty....

    I would have grabbed hit poo and ripped it off if he did that to me...

  73. Profile photo of Bo_SHhaYeB
    Bo_SHhaYeB Male 18-29
    276 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    looooooooooooooooooooool
  74. Profile photo of maxxb117
    maxxb117 Male 18-29
    387 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    I was jacking off while watching those vids...

    JOKING

  75. Profile photo of cryswhatever
    cryswhatever Female 13-17
    140 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    3 was the best
  76. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
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    May 26, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    The last one was so creepy.
  77. Profile photo of flairmonkey
    flairmonkey Male 18-29
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    May 26, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    3 was the funniest thing ever
  78. Profile photo of amped35
    amped35 Male 13-17
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    May 26, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    UGH. i was going to post 1 yesterday!! D:!!
  79. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 11:32 pm
    Marcko98, not that necessary. *deletes* We have a no page stretching rule, I will ask that next time you respect this and put a break or multiple into long bits of text so as to not ruin the format of the page.
    Thank you.

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