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Date: 05/20/09 03:00 PM

44 Responses to 10 Famous Men With Only One Ball

  1. Profile photo of bckids1208
    bckids1208 Male 18-29
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    May 20, 2009 at 8:57 am
    Link: 10 Famous Men With Only One Ball - Number eight is Hitler. That`s right, Hitler, which explains so much in retrospect.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    May 20, 2009 at 3:04 pm
    i have two balls, that make me twice as famous right?
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    panth753 Female 18-29
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    May 20, 2009 at 3:07 pm
    This explains a lot of stuff for hitler.
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    sup_weenie Female 18-29
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    May 20, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    i only count nine....
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    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
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    May 20, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    The Spanish dictator in the intro is the tenth...
    Interesting names on the list...
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    smo Female 18-29
    351 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    Arnold Schwarzenegger! i did not know that
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    murrymalty Female 18-29
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    May 20, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    hitler, he only had one ball,
    the other, was at the albert hall,
    his mother, the dirty bugger,
    cut it off when he was small
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    May 20, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    I`ve got about 30-odd now. I collect them from my victims.
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    May 20, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    Also note, this website is linking to us. The DIY Water Balls link points here.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    May 20, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    Hitler has only got one ball,
    Göring has two but very small,
    Himmler is somewhat sim`lar,
    But poor Goebbels has no balls at all.

    Wow there were a lot of versions, I guess that`s what passed for high wit back then.

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    domisgood Male 18-29
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    May 20, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    didn`t lance armstrong have testicular cancer?
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    thundermonk Male 18-29
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    May 20, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    that is quite interesting
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    ConverseUK Male 18-29
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    May 20, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    Hitler has only got one ball,
    The other is in the Albert Hall
    His mother, the dirty bugger,
    Cut it off when he was small.
    She threw it into a great big tree
    It fell in-to the deep blue sea
    The fishes grabbed their dishes
    And ate scallops and bollocks for tea
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    Allen_05 Male 18-29
    60 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    Er, actually the whole Hitler ball thing is untrue...
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    > Allen05
    > untrue

    The Wikipedia article linked below implies that it might have been true, but since it was a Russian autopsy with strong propaganda motives we can`t be sure. The Straight Dope also has a bit to say about it.

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    msieg007 Male 18-29
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    May 20, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    "Er, actually the whole Hitler ball thing is untrue..."

    And you would know... how?

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    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 5:11 pm
    I believe the term "One-Eyed Willie" is being used incorrectly here. Any second opinions on the matter?
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    May 20, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    i didn`t know lowell was a part of the one nut club
  19. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    One ball wonders!
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    Bat_Girl Female 13-17
    323 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    OMG ARNOLD!
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    Cinderella was a famous person with only one ball.
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    lerie Female 18-29
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    May 20, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    @SuperSmash
    "Cinderella was a famous person with only one ball.""

    XD Well said.

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    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    ...that`s why God gave you two...

    Disclaimer: to accommodate ALL persons in the above statement, please replace "God" with your belief of choice (ie Ala, Science, Xenu, Zeus, Richard Dawkins, etc...). Thank you and enjoy your joke.

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    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    "I`ll be back!"
    -Terminator`s undescended testicle
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    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    15-35 year old men, make sure you don`t lose one too: check your testicles for cancer! :D
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    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    Well, this could be referring to undescended testes or sever testicular torsion
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    May 20, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    Yeah well I have NO balls! WHAT NOW, HITLER!?
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    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    Oh yeah opie? Hitler STILL produced more estrogen when he invaded Poland!
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    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
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    May 20, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    "15-35 year old men, make sure you don`t lose one too: check your testicles for cancer!"

    Checking.....one.....two...........three?! :-O

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    reidcook1000 Male 18-29
    382 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    lolz
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    TunaKitteh Female 13-17
    47 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    LOOL Hitler
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    May 20, 2009 at 11:31 pm
    I`m not even going to open this, knowing that Lance Armstrong should be #1.
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    SoupaMario Male 18-29
    221 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 12:48 am
    Sorry LandoGriffin, Lance Armstrong is #5.

    Also I didn`t know Arnold Schwarzenegger is only packing one ball! I guess you learn something every day. :P

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    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 12:52 am
    should be arnie, then hitler, then lance.
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    cooltapes Female 18-29
    101 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 2:11 am
    http://www.slate.com/id/2205359/
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    demonbunny Male 13-17
    164 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 7:33 am
    Monoball!
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
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    May 21, 2009 at 7:43 am
    i*-m sorry but having only one ball means less testosterone if hitler had two he may have exploded in manliness rage but instead he just "exploded in manliness rage"
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    Andyl Male 18-29
    300 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 8:55 am
    ""Er, actually the whole Hitler ball thing is untrue..."

    And you would know... how?"

    Same question back at you...and for the record, he is right. The Hitler one ball thing is (excuse the pun) b*llocks.

    In fact I reckon a few more are rubbish too. I don`t believe the Napoleon one considering they also managed to convince everyone he was really short (which was false, as they mentioned)...so it just sounds like more anti-Napoleon propaganda to me. Then the Arnold Schwarzenegger one is probably false because almost no one here had heard that before and that`s not the sort of thing that manages to fly under the radar for huge celebs...

    I also can`t believe that they missed out Chairman Mao, who genuinely did have one ball. It just shows that their sources really are quite awful.

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    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    whoa whoa whoa WHOA! This list totally left out Tre Cool.
    Dude lost his ball on a unicycle! A UNICYCLE!
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    kaechan Female 18-29
    123 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    I never knew Arnold only had one...wow learn something new everyday.
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    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    722 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 9:29 am
    They forgot Ronald Reagan.
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    Ms_Thang Female 18-29
    244 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 10:51 pm
    I only knew about Lance Armstrong on this one, they did leave some people out though.
  43. Profile photo of Adie22
    Adie22 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 8:35 am
    @B-b-beccah
    I drating love you. Coz I agree..how could they leave out Tre Cool?? I actually clicked on the link hoping to see him on the list...lol

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