10 Famous Men With Only One Ball

Submitted by: bckids1208 8 years ago in Tech
http://www.asylum.com/2009/05/19/10-famous-men-with-only-one-ball/

Number eight is Hitler. That"s right, Hitler, which explains so much in retrospect.
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Female 182
@B-b-beccah
I drating love you. Coz I agree..how could they leave out Tre Cool?? I actually clicked on the link hoping to see him on the list...lol
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Female 244
I only knew about Lance Armstrong on this one, they did leave some people out though.
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Male 720
They forgot Ronald Reagan.
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Female 122
I never knew Arnold only had one...wow learn something new everyday.
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Female 668
whoa whoa whoa WHOA! This list totally left out Tre Cool.
Dude lost his ball on a unicycle! A UNICYCLE!
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Male 300
""Er, actually the whole Hitler ball thing is untrue..."

And you would know... how?"

Same question back at you...and for the record, he is right. The Hitler one ball thing is (excuse the pun) b*llocks.

In fact I reckon a few more are rubbish too. I don`t believe the Napoleon one considering they also managed to convince everyone he was really short (which was false, as they mentioned)...so it just sounds like more anti-Napoleon propaganda to me. Then the Arnold Schwarzenegger one is probably false because almost no one here had heard that before and that`s not the sort of thing that manages to fly under the radar for huge celebs...

I also can`t believe that they missed out Chairman Mao, who genuinely did have one ball. It just shows that their sources really are quite awful.

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Male 2,388
i*-m sorry but having only one ball means less testosterone if hitler had two he may have exploded in manliness rage but instead he just "exploded in manliness rage"
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Male 164
Monoball!
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Female 101
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Female 1,412
should be arnie, then hitler, then lance.
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Male 221
Sorry LandoGriffin, Lance Armstrong is #5.

Also I didn`t know Arnold Schwarzenegger is only packing one ball! I guess you learn something every day. :P

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Male 3,842
I`m not even going to open this, knowing that Lance Armstrong should be #1.
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Female 47
LOOL Hitler
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Male 381
lolz
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Male 1,590
"15-35 year old men, make sure you don`t lose one too: check your testicles for cancer!"

Checking.....one.....two...........three?! :-O

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Male 462
Oh yeah opie? Hitler STILL produced more estrogen when he invaded Poland!
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Female 15,763
Yeah well I have NO balls! WHAT NOW, HITLER!?
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Male 2,506
Well, this could be referring to undescended testes or sever testicular torsion
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Female 781
15-35 year old men, make sure you don`t lose one too: check your testicles for cancer! :D
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Male 462
"I`ll be back!"
-Terminator`s undescended testicle
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Male 914
...that`s why God gave you two...

Disclaimer: to accommodate ALL persons in the above statement, please replace "God" with your belief of choice (ie Ala, Science, Xenu, Zeus, Richard Dawkins, etc...). Thank you and enjoy your joke.

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Female 1,264
@SuperSmash
"Cinderella was a famous person with only one ball.""

XD Well said.

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Male 3,755
Cinderella was a famous person with only one ball.
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Female 323
OMG ARNOLD!
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Female 1,211
One ball wonders!
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Male 7,933
i didn`t know lowell was a part of the one nut club
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Male 2,148
I believe the term "One-Eyed Willie" is being used incorrectly here. Any second opinions on the matter?
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Male 5,189
Well I learned something I wish I didnt. -_-
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Male 2,034
"Er, actually the whole Hitler ball thing is untrue..."

And you would know... how?

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Male 8,300
> Allen05
> untrue

The Wikipedia article linked below implies that it might have been true, but since it was a Russian autopsy with strong propaganda motives we can`t be sure. The Straight Dope also has a bit to say about it.

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Male 60
Er, actually the whole Hitler ball thing is untrue...
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Male 1,270
Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is in the Albert Hall
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Cut it off when he was small.
She threw it into a great big tree
It fell in-to the deep blue sea
The fishes grabbed their dishes
And ate scallops and bollocks for tea
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Male 126
that is quite interesting
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Male 4,867
didn`t lance armstrong have testicular cancer?
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Male 8,300
Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler is somewhat sim`lar,
But poor Goebbels has no balls at all.

Wow there were a lot of versions, I guess that`s what passed for high wit back then.

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Male 4,290
Also note, this website is linking to us. The DIY Water Balls link points here.
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Male 4,290
I`ve got about 30-odd now. I collect them from my victims.
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Female 2,672
hitler, he only had one ball,
the other, was at the albert hall,
his mother, the dirty bugger,
cut it off when he was small
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Female 351
Arnold Schwarzenegger! i did not know that
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Male 2,125
The Spanish dictator in the intro is the tenth...
Interesting names on the list...
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Female 335
i only count nine....
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Female 9,572
This explains a lot of stuff for hitler.
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Male 5,314
i have two balls, that make me twice as famous right?
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Male 32
Link: 10 Famous Men With Only One Ball [Rate Link] - Number eight is Hitler. That`s right, Hitler, which explains so much in retrospect.
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