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Date: 04/02/09 06:40 PM

101 Responses to Worst Amusement Park Ride Ever! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18848 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    Link: Worst Amusement Park Ride Ever! - There`s a ride designer out there with a very perverted sense of humor.
  2. Profile photo of aznclueless
    aznclueless Male 18-29
    329 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    GET IN MY BELLY!
  3. Profile photo of roxidied
    roxidied Female 13-17
    322 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    That`s gross. More a goofy sense of humour...
  4. Profile photo of SweetSummer
    SweetSummer Female 18-29
    52 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    -_-
  5. Profile photo of Tia-Shadow
    Tia-Shadow Female 18-29
    365 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    Wowz..
    I think that guy must have just gotten out of county jail..
  6. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    "GET IN MY BELLY!"

    More like "ass"...

  7. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    That`s not even beating around the bush.
  8. Profile photo of Olk
    Olk Male 18-29
    91 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    thats Obalix
  9. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    All aboard the goatse-go-round!
  10. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    hold it open...lol
  11. Profile photo of LastDesprado
    LastDesprado Male 13-17
    114 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    and i thought having daffodils grow in my ass was bad
  12. Profile photo of Skibi
    Skibi Female 18-29
    103 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 7:02 pm
    OK, goatse references aside...

    HOW did someone think this was a good design?

    It... it boggles the mind!

  13. Profile photo of sam0hT
    sam0hT Male 13-17
    229 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 7:02 pm
    OBELIX!
  14. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    Wow I feel stupid, I had to look at the commect section to finally get what was going on in the picture.
  15. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    I was trying to figure out where this travesty might be. My first thought was Russia, given some of the strange amusement park rides I have seen pictures of in the past, but the kids look American. Maybe it`s in Branson, Missouri, and none of the godheads knew what goatse was when they picked this design.
  16. Profile photo of coconutnut
    coconutnut Male 18-29
    387 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 7:22 pm
    I suspect the design for this is based on a typical picture of Obelix carrying a menhir.so maybe they thought it would look like he`s carrying the kids instead. bit of bad judgment anyway.
  17. Profile photo of chippy0187
    chippy0187 Male 18-29
    17 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    SamVimes
    I was trying to figure out where this travesty might be.
    ---
    It could be France where Asterix and Obelix come from?
  18. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 7:35 pm
    Shenanigans?
  19. Profile photo of ahkmou
    ahkmou Male 18-29
    94 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 7:40 pm
    ahaha... the only guy perverted hir is the guy who claimed that the guy who invented this thang is perverted.... get it... ye i hope u do.
  20. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    > LastDesprado
    > and i thought having daffodils grow in my ass was bad

    Well, its not GOOD... try wiping a bit better in future so there`s less fertilizer available for them?

  21. Profile photo of Doctor_House
    Doctor_House Female 18-29
    32 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 7:48 pm
    goatse
  22. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 8:00 pm
    chippy0187 - "It could be France where Asterix and Obelix come from?"

    Looks more like ass-tricks to me.

  23. Profile photo of LostAvatar
    LostAvatar Male 18-29
    1 post
    April 2, 2009 at 8:05 pm
    Yeah, this is from a French Comic. The character is Obelix who always carries a huge rock around on his back which is what they are inside. Get your head out of the gutter.
  24. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 8:15 pm
    Take a ride on the Goatse-go-round!
  25. Profile photo of tannerb924
    tannerb924 Male 18-29
    488 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 8:15 pm
    they dont realize they are in a bum hole ha ha
  26. Profile photo of whtevr
    whtevr Female 40-49
    914 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 8:16 pm
    baa baa!
  27. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    heehee

    ew. im now reminded of the first time i ever saw goatse...*shudder*

  28. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    "And he who doth open his non-nice individualth will be repeated in the oblivious masses. It shall bring the dark lord."

    It is written! THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING!

  29. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 8:37 pm
    Looks like an old car from a Tilt-A-Whirl.
  30. Profile photo of Phydeaux13
    Phydeaux13 Male 13-17
    616 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    AGH! GOOOOOOOOOATSE!!!! RUN!

    KILL IT WITH FIRE.

  31. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 8:40 pm
    it is official, a /b/tard designs amusement park rides...,

    God help us

  32. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    "Yeah, this is from a French Comic. The character is Obelix who always carries a huge rock around on his back which is what they are inside. Get your head out of the gutter."

    Hard to get the head out of the gutter when in order to get inside him we have to enter through his ass.

  33. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 9:07 pm
    There are people in mianus? lol
  34. Profile photo of thebandit
    thebandit Male 18-29
    362 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 9:32 pm
    worst amusement park ride ever, or best amusement park ride ever?
    giggidy.
  35. Profile photo of caffeinehigh
    caffeinehigh Female 18-29
    285 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 9:38 pm
    I used to love asterix and obelix when I was younger! Thank you internet for ruining obelix for me :/
  36. Profile photo of kat_iiejayne
    kat_iiejayne Female 13-17
    298 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 9:39 pm
    :O
  37. Profile photo of mrsayao
    mrsayao Male 18-29
    155 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 9:45 pm
    straight up goatse!
  38. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1051 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 9:57 pm
    lol wedgie guy is in there :P
  39. Profile photo of krath
    krath Male 18-29
    265 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 10:05 pm
    I like how the inside seating is brown.
  40. Profile photo of ctucker
    ctucker Male 18-29
    128 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 10:44 pm
    seen it before still funny though. mrsayao yeah total goatse there.
  41. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 11:05 pm
    This is older than Fancylad`s wife.
  42. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 11:06 pm
    Apparently, it`s supposed to be of a character who was carrying an egg. This is that character without the egg.
    Allegedly.
  43. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 11:07 pm
    Egg? Wow.
    *Rock.
  44. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 12:05 am
    Everyone jump in the goatse it will be fun I promise!
  45. Profile photo of toans
    toans Male 13-17
    413 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 12:32 am
    ?
  46. Profile photo of Luistom
    Luistom Male 18-29
    133 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 1:04 am
    That`s Obelix from Asterix & obelix. He carries big rocks.
  47. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 1:14 am
    That looks like fun, I`m gonna GOATSE on that as soon as possible.

    Yeah I know..... Press Play

  48. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 1:19 am
    I`d pay to see that guy from the rollercoaster pic beforehand riding this thing.
  49. Profile photo of train_trax
    train_trax Female 13-17
    167 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 1:24 am
    Lol... the inside is brown and the floor is green... in a bum... xDDD
  50. Profile photo of SoCal
    SoCal Male 18-29
    650 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 1:24 am
    hahaha you are hilarious (sarcasm). But seriously that would be funny.
  51. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 1:27 am
    this is probably from parc asterix france, been there pretty awesome. Don`t remember the sit in obelix`s arse ride though.
  52. Profile photo of sugervshoney
    sugervshoney Female 13-17
    19 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 1:39 am
    lo0ol they are(lit) sitting inside his ass
  53. Profile photo of Sinn
    Sinn Male 18-29
    284 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 4:06 am
    Its only considered bad for the adults with the perverted mind to think its bad. For the kids, they don`t give a poo what they are riding on/in. The loss of innocence is a troubling time.
  54. Profile photo of screwzlooose
    screwzlooose Male 30-39
    385 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 4:16 am
    @dr sexy: its from disney world in florida, unless they have the same one in euro-disney or LA disney
    (its tweedle-dee`s ass)
  55. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 4:20 am
    >Sinn

    > they don`t give a poo

    Exactly.

  56. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1264 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 4:27 am
    Egg? I think you mean menhir.
  57. Profile photo of samidoll
    samidoll Female 18-29
    615 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 5:05 am
    it is not tweedle dee`s ass. this is from a french comic book hero, obleix, from `asterix and obelix`.

    and from his feet it looks like he was supposed to be running, and putting his hands behind him. i betcha the thing twirls and shows his face, but the adult takin the picture thought this was great.

  58. Profile photo of xaxxonjolly
    xaxxonjolly Male 30-39
    85 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 5:07 am
    where pic gone?
  59. Profile photo of ChronicJ
    ChronicJ Male 18-29
    353 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 5:10 am
    minaxi
    Female, 18-29, Asia
    6 Posts Friday, April 03, 2009 3:39:34 AM
    UNBELIEVABLE BIKE! (Member since 4/03/09)
    -------------
    Something tells me you won`t be making any more posts once the mods wake up.
  60. Profile photo of felixbuzz
    felixbuzz Male 60-69
    126 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 5:20 am
    lol those things make me dizzy^_^
  61. Profile photo of felixbuzz
    felixbuzz Male 60-69
    126 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 5:22 am
    also minaxi stop with the drating spamming (the only reason im not in the chatrooms right now is because i am in the library which blocks chatrooms)
  62. Profile photo of nancyxgirl
    nancyxgirl Female 13-17
    40 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 5:34 am
    wahey! i`ve been on that, its in france at le parc asterix :-D
    never really noticed how strange it looks to others...
  63. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 5:42 am
    ive been on that ride, and sat on that seat! Omg, haha its at parc asterix, just outside paris. Its epic, and a great park. Theres a rollercoaster with like 8 loops or something, its brill
  64. Profile photo of Xithor
    Xithor Male 13-17
    36 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 5:54 am
    Is that supposed to be Obelix?
  65. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 6:17 am
    "Friday, April 3, 2009 5:42:14 AM
    ive been on that ride, and sat on that seat! Omg, haha its at parc asterix, just outside paris. Its epic, and a great park. Theres a rollercoaster with like 8 loops or something, its brill"

    "Friday, April 3, 2009 5:34:08 AM
    wahey! i`ve been on that, its in france at le parc asterix
    never really noticed how strange it looks to others..."

    and you really...seriously didn`t think "goatse" when you saw this...

    man...thats hilarious xD

  66. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 7:23 am
    ah its just a merry-go-round... id rather go to disney land paris ;)
  67. Profile photo of patticakes
    patticakes Female 18-29
    463 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:28 am
    Goatse, goatse, goatse everywhere!
  68. Profile photo of SarahJ86
    SarahJ86 Female 18-29
    495 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:46 am
    I can`t believe I didn`t see that at asterix! I feel deprived!
  69. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:16 am
    Im at the age where I can see Obelix and Goatse in the same picture :)
  70. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 10:05 am
    Reminiscent of Pikachu`s vagina...
  71. Profile photo of blkstallion
    blkstallion Female 18-29
    38 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 10:19 am
    Hahaha- those red drapey things with tassels on the celing are just hilarious. You silly ride designers, making curtains that are ridiculously tacky.
  72. Profile photo of Bigbadwolf
    Bigbadwolf Male 18-29
    335 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 10:40 am
    "Hahaha- those red drapey things with tassels on the celing are just hilarious. You silly ride designers, making curtains that are ridiculously tacky."

    I agree. The only thing wrong here is the gaudy sense of decorating!

    --BBW

  73. Profile photo of maputo
    maputo Male 40-49
    78 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    There have been days where I felt exactly like that.
  74. Profile photo of SyXxlunatic
    SyXxlunatic Male 13-17
    177 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    must...resist...C4 use
  75. Profile photo of skibblesx
    skibblesx Male 18-29
    31 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    OHAI GOATSE
  76. Profile photo of Gluggr
    Gluggr Male 18-29
    422 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    Obélix FTW!
  77. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    this cart smells like pu-poo
  78. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    Eh, I wouldn`t say it was the worst amusement park ride ever...
  79. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    i have seen that before
  80. Profile photo of pighumper
    pighumper Male 30-39
    338 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    typical disney ride.
  81. Profile photo of myid9876543
    myid9876543 Male 70 & Over
    5 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    camping out in her anus, typical
  82. Profile photo of raikun12
    raikun12 Male 18-29
    586 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    this is soooo old! i`ve seen this at least 100 times. lol i bet this is a repost...
  83. Profile photo of dance4life
    dance4life Female 18-29
    209 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    worst family moment ever
  84. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 6:33 pm
    KODAK MOMENT!
  85. Profile photo of maedene
    maedene Male 18-29
    291 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    Goatse: The Ride!

    Coming soon to Disney`s California Adventure and your nightmares

  86. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 7:52 pm
    I could`ve sworn we discussed the striking resemblance to goatse already on the forums. I remember, I swear I do. That`s the day I lost my childhood innocence. ):
  87. Profile photo of kitwatson
    kitwatson Female 13-17
    364 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:31 pm
    I will never be able to read asterix and obelix in the same way ever again. O.o
  88. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 5:58 am
    WHAHAHAHAHAHA
  89. Profile photo of names_hannah
    names_hannah Female 13-17
    60 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 11:08 am
    wut the drat?
    who would even think of tht??
  90. Profile photo of facepalmist
    facepalmist Male 18-29
    63 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 11:46 am
    I love asterix! ...but that just sucks the fun out of it :(
  91. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    asterix and obelix... haha eww... he does have a rather large ass though
  92. Profile photo of commentClown
    commentClown Male 13-17
    127 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    ohhhh.......

    Its a camel.

  93. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    butt carriage? yay asterix!
  94. Profile photo of SonicSophie
    SonicSophie Female 18-29
    354 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 10:16 pm
    guys...that is COMPLETELY photoshopped....and I am NOT KIDDING
  95. Profile photo of Sanity4sale
    Sanity4sale Male 13-17
    84 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 11:15 pm
    @Sophie

    Can you tell by the pixels and having seen many shops in your time?

  96. Profile photo of PSDetective
    PSDetective Male 30-39
    1 post
    April 5, 2009 at 4:48 am
    Thia is a real ride here the link where u can see more pics of it. People should research before saying is photoshop.:-P

    http://www.parcasterix.fr/caroussel_cesar

  97. Profile photo of FabulousEva
    FabulousEva Female 13-17
    2 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 2:54 am
    Lol ok , they could` atleast had kept the stone hes` carrying. :]
  98. Profile photo of SyixString
    SyixString Male 18-29
    5 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 11:44 am
    ya it looks bad... but im pretty sure its suppose to be like hes giving the people a piggy back ride... not him opening up his ass lol!
  99. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    lmao sanity4sale.
    sophie got ownd.
  100. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 11:42 am
    lol crazy
  101. Profile photo of felena
    felena Female 13-17
    381 posts
    December 6, 2009 at 2:00 am
    Goatse`d

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