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Date: 04/11/09 04:20 PM

83 Responses to Will You Be Here Tomorrow?

  1. Profile photo of triplej
    triplej Male 30-39
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    April 11, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    Link: Will You Be Here Tomorrow? - This video was actually shown during an Asbestosis training seminar. Some of it might be a bit harsh for the youngsters.
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    xtkm1x Male 13-17
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    April 11, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    I was eating while I watched this..
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    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    HAHAHAHH OMFG!!!!!!!!!

    Man, I nearly puked!

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    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
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    April 11, 2009 at 5:43 pm
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    jennifer6716 Female 13-17
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    April 11, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    2:17 , all I could think of was "Falcon puuunch!"


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    cleminem9919 Male 13-17
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    April 11, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    that.... was... EPIC!!! when does the movie come out?!?!?!? jk lol
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    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
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    April 11, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    OMG. lol
  8. Profile photo of Xithor
    Xithor Male 13-17
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    April 11, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    Here`s what I learned. Don`t touch the shin sharp things. Don`t be stupid. Don`t set explosives on fire. Don`t be stupid. Don`t stand under heavy falling objects. Don`t be stupid. Don`t jump from extreme heights. Don`t be stupid. And in case I forgot to mention: Don`t be stupid.
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    FloridaSnow Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    Holy poo
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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
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    April 11, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    I`m trying to figure out what an asbestosis training seminar is.

    What`s next? A black lung training seminar?

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    April 11, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    that was the fcking greatest thing ive ever seen. i havent laughed that much in a month

    the air tank was the best part.

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    OverTheMoo Female 18-29
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    April 11, 2009 at 7:17 pm
    This actually SERIOUSLY disturbed me. I stopped watching after the lady`s foot got run over.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    bahaha! wow that was gory.

    New fork lift? Alright! lets see what this baby can do.

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    glorificus Female 18-29
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    April 11, 2009 at 7:23 pm
    damn, that video is traumatic!

    Lesson learned: Never work on a place with heavy machinery.

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    amandalea Female 13-17
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    April 11, 2009 at 7:47 pm
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    Mickets Male 30-39
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    April 11, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    I liked it. I work(ed) in an industrial area, and these videos help us "wake up" and remember what can happen if we get distraced or begin to feel too comfortable.
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    Fritolicious Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2009 at 8:52 pm
    So remember, if you fall off of a catwalk, you`re probably going to be impaled by something sharp on the ground.
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    Lockon Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2009 at 9:02 pm
    Well, I won`t be working in a factory or warehouse or construction anytime soon.
  19. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    April 11, 2009 at 9:05 pm
    "Will you be here tomorrow?"

    Yeah, that`s what SHE said.

  20. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2009 at 9:14 pm
    lmao that was HIlarious pretty tame tho, but good for `98
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    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2009 at 10:54 pm
    Basically "dont come work at our factory, you`ll die or get hurt horribly!".

    Am I the only one who found that hilarious? It looked like an early 1990s budget version of Final Destination.

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    theshark350 Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2009 at 10:57 pm
    god damn. I`ve seen stuff this bad before but I was at least expecting it then. :\
  23. Profile photo of ANCB
    ANCB Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2009 at 11:15 pm
    This is what happens when you give a horror special -effects artist $20,000 and tell him to make an industrial environment safety video. The horror.
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    Joolin Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2009 at 11:50 pm
    No kind of instructional video like an extremely gory instructional video!

    It`s also great when they make signs like this - they`ll have some kind of warning over a drawing of someone`s hand getting chopped off or a person getting crushed by a log.. Man.. Where do I get a job designing those?

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    quentinb Male 18-29
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    April 11, 2009 at 11:58 pm
    wow, I know there are some retarded people out there, but anyone who has had any shop experience, pretty much, wouldn`t do anything as stupid as what was shown. the only ones I took serious were the forklift rollovers and the other non-self induced accidents...
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    tera_melos Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2009 at 12:42 am
    i think i would be more scared of the people working there than being injured.
  27. Profile photo of Filipino916
    Filipino916 Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2009 at 12:53 am
    Wow that was better than the first Die Hard movie!
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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
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    April 12, 2009 at 1:35 am
    lmao its hard to tell whether this is meant to be a slash horror or a safety vid.
    Either way, Id advise anyone working there to quit asap.
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    Handsompod Male 30-39
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    April 12, 2009 at 1:38 am
    This is not just an accident, this a John Woo meets Peter Jackson accident. I Laughed so hard.
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    langdonhill Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2009 at 1:55 am
    Thanks, The Voice of Experience! I now know that human bodies are really squishy and that my foot will pop like a balloon filled with blood if a car runs over it. Alternatively, I could just stay in school so I don`t have to work on a production line.
  31. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    April 12, 2009 at 2:09 am
    All fake stuff borrowed from hollywood horror films.

    Real Accident #1

    Real Accident #2

    These 2 are scarier than any of those shown in that saftey film.

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    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
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    April 12, 2009 at 5:12 am
    well then...everyone there is filled with blood that pops out at the slightest cut i noticed. and also, shouldnt someone be looking into why that factory has so many accidents >.> that was actually funny though lmao
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2009 at 6:51 am
    Moral of the story - don`t open an explosive barrel with an oxycetelene torch.
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    raikun12 Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2009 at 7:00 am
    holy FAWKIN SH_IT that was was friggin nasty.
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    clone_of_god Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2009 at 7:17 am
    i feel sorry for the guy in the office...
  36. Profile photo of Ricgus3
    Ricgus3 Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2009 at 7:24 am
    why the f*** would someone weld those barrels with fire when they probobly know it`s gonna explode:S!
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    raikun12 Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2009 at 8:03 am
    i couldn`t help myself, after ten minutes it was soo tasty i just had to have another.
  38. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
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    April 12, 2009 at 9:09 am
    Every time I run someone through the wood chipper, I stop for a second to think about safety.
  39. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
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    April 12, 2009 at 9:34 am
    dude that was all so unrealistic, it was like a bad horror film., night of the living factory. the only one that got me was the one where his arm was twisting around on that machine.
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    eggsnham Male 13-17
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    April 12, 2009 at 9:38 am
    i like how they used a gallon of blood to portray a part of a finger popping off from hanging on a ledge.
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    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    April 12, 2009 at 9:59 am
    lmao - this is the best one i`ve ever seen! i`ve worked in many factories and watched many horrible, cheesey safety videos, but this one... wow. dramatic, tacky, great. these videos are the best part of orientation, always good for many laughs.
  42. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2009 at 10:13 am
    That was just a little unrealistic... and incredibly gruesome >.<
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    huskyhusky Male 13-17
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    April 12, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    The hammer, propane tank, and steal drums are OBVIOUSLY the most practical and likely to happen.


    Seriously? The guy that lost his arm was fake, he was wearing a dummy stub when they showed him talking. And unless your drunk or retarded none of those things that happened with vehicles unless you want them to.

    I`d call this a prank or a joke but it`s kinda bloody so I guess not. maybe some of this stuff would happen if we lived in a world like Family Guy were extreme impracticalities happen from time to time.

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    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
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    April 12, 2009 at 12:11 pm
    lol "Safety experience 23 years"
    It can`t be that hard, hell I haven`t had a near death experience and I`ve been alive fifteen years.
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    heartx3jess Female 18-29
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    April 12, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    bit harsh for the youngsters? I couldn`t watch.. ahh that was horrible
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    superdud3 Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    OMG ahahahaah i laughed so hard at the nail in the eye part XD
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    _Verbatim_ Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    Best one has to be the guy getting electrocuted even though he was no longer touching any components XD
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    whtevr Female 40-49
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    April 12, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    How can you even take that seriously??? I`m with CrakrJak--the real accidents are scary. I laughed at every single one of these "accidents". It reminded me of an old Friday the 13th movie.
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    BlueJack Female 18-29
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    April 12, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    despite it`s fakeness it scared me...and i cried a little because I WAS eating
  50. Profile photo of mise
    mise Female 18-29
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    April 12, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    I laughed at the slo-mo electrocution. And `If I wouldn`ta lost my tempuh, I wouldn`ta lost these` *holds up incredibly fake looking arm*
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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    i cried a lil because i am not eating>
  52. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
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    April 12, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    ughh. stopped after 30 seconds
  53. Profile photo of jar-head
    jar-head Male 13-17
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    April 12, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    "safety experience" well, if you had any experience with this, wouldnt you be dead? and MOST of those workers Have to wear gloves/helmet/batman goggles/and Steel toed boots.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2009 at 4:25 pm
    that was funny
  55. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
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    April 12, 2009 at 4:25 pm
    I would laugh if I weren`t so mortified that there were so many ways I could die, painfully, and while acting stupid.
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    outfire Male 13-17
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    April 12, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    ah yes, gory fake safety videos :)
  57. Profile photo of themadcap
    themadcap Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    GAWD! I had to stop it. This poo really happens in the workplace. Damn.
  58. Profile photo of JobberGobber
    JobberGobber Male 13-17
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    April 12, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    I mean really, where is peoples common sense? Trying to cut open an oil barrel... while theres still oil in it?!
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    Hexagonal Female 13-17
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    April 12, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    this poo is LOLZ
    makes me think of those prevent-it adsPrevent-it
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
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    April 12, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    WARNING: Construction workers are fragile. Please do not drop or burn. Store at room temperature.
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
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    April 12, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    oh god the finger one was like so nasty tho
  62. Profile photo of solivias
    solivias Female 13-17
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    April 12, 2009 at 8:00 pm
    i loved how
    first: there was blood when blood wasn`t really necessary to the situation
    second: that all the accidents were advertly caused by the "workers" stupidity (:
    and thrid: how horrible the actors were
    i was laughing the whole time.
    not at the unfortunatness of the situations
    but the acting.
  63. Profile photo of DinoAle
    DinoAle Female 18-29
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    April 12, 2009 at 9:38 pm
    Ew, the finger freaked me out.
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    Mantistador Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2009 at 9:50 pm
    now i see where final destination got its ideas from...

    that was freakin hilarious, especially the guy who is sitting in his cubical when SMACK! an oxygen tank to the face, no amount of coffee will wake you up better...

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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2009 at 10:07 pm
    what the hell happened after the guy got the steam burn to the was like just some guy dying in a fire randomly....and i love the oxygen tank to the face of the guy in the cubicle...that must be why people hate working in cubicles...
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    ghostofme Male 18-29
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    April 12, 2009 at 11:56 pm
    God, this is better than some B-Horror Movies I have seen.
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    Veggieman Male 13-17
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    April 13, 2009 at 1:05 am
    well that was insane...

    ...why haven`t we blocked sheena73 yet...

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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    April 13, 2009 at 1:58 am
    Haha! Wow. Way to make the workplace seem like a horror movie.

    Wait... people actually use an acetylene torch when doing... something, with an explosive barrel? )-|

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    britt566 Female 18-29
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    April 13, 2009 at 2:08 am
    You never think it`ll happen to you until it does. I do have to say that this video is corny.
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    Tisjokar Male 18-29
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    April 13, 2009 at 3:31 am
    WOAH this is more bloody then SAW.
    If i saw this, i would listen
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    April 13, 2009 at 4:24 am
    SH.!.T SON lmao XD
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    bloostarfish Female 18-29
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    April 13, 2009 at 6:27 am
    Okay..........that was horrible and gory.

    I want to barf...I`m scared

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    5577 Male 13-17
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    April 13, 2009 at 7:18 am
    Which sitcom is this from again?
  74. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
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    April 13, 2009 at 8:11 am
    Okay, so I am never going near a lathe. WTF!!
  75. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    April 13, 2009 at 8:16 am
    Ahhhh the joys of trade school I`ve somehow seen most of these saftey videos or they`re all just so much alike.
  76. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    April 13, 2009 at 8:22 am
    Oh ya if your ever near a compressed gas tank and the valve gets snapped off RUN!!!
  77. Profile photo of Rimando898
    Rimando898 Male 13-17
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    April 13, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    I lolled at the nail one xD
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    krabkat Female 18-29
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    April 13, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    This is worse than those British ones about smoking...except all the bodies in this one are so obviously dummies - it`s actually kind of funny.
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    dw2wrigh Male 18-29
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    April 13, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    See what happens when a bunch of drama grads can`t get drama jobs? They end up on the line, over-acting their fake injuries. GIT`ER DONE!
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    raydar Male 13-17
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    April 13, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    wtf a flying compressed air canister? seriously half of these aren`t even possible
  81. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    April 14, 2009 at 5:32 am
    vv That`s possible and it`ll go through cinderblocks.
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    yoimmylene Female 13-17
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    April 15, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    Freaked out when the finger flew off. DO NOT WANT
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    gamefreakhax Male 70 & Over
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    December 13, 2009 at 1:54 pm

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