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Date: 04/03/09 08:27 PM

184 Responses to Why Gays And Lesbians Are Immoral

  1. Profile photo of 1CrazyURL
    1CrazyURL Male 30-39
    264 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:28 pm
    Link: Why Gays And Lesbians Are Immoral - This fellow gives his reasons on why the homosexual lifestyle is wrong and immoral. Some NSFW language.
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    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    RUN. RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!
    GET OUT BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!
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    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    oh, sheesh, i thought it said "immortal"
  4. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:33 pm
    You guys are just invoking a flame war. x.x;

    I laughed though at his usage of "penis!" and "anus!" because I`m immature.

    PENUS!!!

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    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    LOL I thought that too, emzok.
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    DuHasstMich Female 13-17
    119 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    Ahahahahahaha. After the three-minute mark, when he`s talking about his friends going to the movie with the lesbian girl, he sounds so emo and left out. XD
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    aliachloe Female 13-17
    198 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    People think he`s serious? They must have their head full of glitter and confetti.
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    chrees516 Male 18-29
    156 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    this wasn`t funny.
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:52 pm
    This is meant to be a joke, right?
  10. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:54 pm
    The second he started quoting "facts and statistics that are science" I wanted to punch his lights out.
    Science has allready proved there is a gay gene (rendering his man hating arguemt moot) and anyone who`s studied criminal psychology knows he`s just making crap up about rapes! The guys an ignorant sack of crap and should be treated at such!
    Then again...thats the exact reason its on IAB..so he can be mocked and ridiculed along with all the other asshats who think like he does!

    Huzzah!

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    Razamire Female 18-29
    660 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    someone sounds jealous..He happen to mention penis often XD
  12. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    I personally find his hair immoral and offensive.
  13. Profile photo of toxiiq
    toxiiq Female 18-29
    130 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    wow... i dunno whether to be offended or extremely entertained at his lack of knowledge. because he just summed up gay men as anus-hungry parasitical rapists and lesbians like me as man-hating, diseased women who he can never have. i think im gunna go for the entertained side.
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    andystevens Male 18-29
    247 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    This is YouTube`s Jesusophile from the Netherlands. I think he is very clever. He never quotes scripture, a tell tale sign. He can`t have sex, but he can feel the breasts. lol
  15. Profile photo of toxiiq
    toxiiq Female 18-29
    130 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    hahaha emzrok and OrangeCrow.
    who says we arent immortal!?!?! haha that would be freakin sweet!
  16. Profile photo of Razamire
    Razamire Female 18-29
    660 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:02 pm
    gawk! I knew he had to be dutch :(
    Now I know for sure he`s jealous and want to be popular
  17. Profile photo of PC-Player
    PC-Player Male 18-29
    129 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:04 pm
    This guy failed, even if he was just trying to point out the ridiculous christian fundamentlist beliefs...
    Not funny. Not insightful.
  18. Profile photo of toxiiq
    toxiiq Female 18-29
    130 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:04 pm
    i wonder what this guy`s reaction to the sacha baron cohen movie bruno trailer would be...
  19. Profile photo of shelly87
    shelly87 Female 18-29
    40 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:04 pm
    "Gays are a lot more likely to rape than straight people, and statistics actually say that, ok so thats statistics, thats science, no one`s going to argue with that."

    NO NO! I cringed when I heard that.
    Most statistics concerning rape are about straight men assaulting women (b/c that rape occurs most frequently), and in 6 out of those 10 cases offender and the victim know each other.
    http://www.csom.org/pubs/mythsfacts.html

    And when it comes to male rape most of these cases are of straight men raping other men as an act of anger and control (which is the real motivation behind a lot of rape)
    http://www.aest.org.uk/survivors/male/my...

  20. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:05 pm
    If anyones intrested, he goes by the name Jesusophile on youtube.

    Now....either he is a complete loon and should be avoided at all costs (just watch his other videos..ie on abortion or why the atheist arguments fail) or he is a complete satirical genius!

    Unlike the other religion vids we see here (which are so obviously satire) this guys very hard to tell with! I`ll go right ahead and ridicule him till i see evidence stating otherwise :D

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    souladdict22 Male 18-29
    178 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:09 pm
    Umm... Homosexual men aren`t the only one looking for anal.. There are plenty of straight couples who do it too. For homosexuals, it makes sense, because where else would they put it? Thanks to Sarah Silverman, butts are now recognized as a man`s vagina.
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    quack_stud Male 13-17
    439 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:15 pm
    I don`t think he realises women have the anus too.
  23. Profile photo of BirdOfHermes
    BirdOfHermes Male 13-17
    294 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:17 pm
    that made absolutely no sense.
  24. Profile photo of andystevens
    andystevens Male 18-29
    247 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:22 pm
    He is a stoner from Amsterdam who makes videos on YouTube mocking Christianity. Let the Flame War Ensue!
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    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:23 pm
    This deserves no stars at all. It deserves a big, fat LAME.
  26. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    Guys I think he`s joking.

    Either that or a troll.

    Uh he`s joking right? >_>

  27. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:26 pm
    Yea... he`s either a more clever version of Edward Current or a completely retarded lunatic.

    I don`t know dammit!

  28. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    "People think he`s serious? They must have their head full of glitter and confetti."

    What do you have against glitter?

    "Science has allready proved there is a gay gene"

    Your pushing it. They havent found a specific gene and studies also show thatIts a combo of nature/nurture

    Now on the video, I propose that
    "I WANT TO PUT MY PENIS INTO AN ANUS I WANT TO PUT MY PENIS IN AN ANUS"
    become the new internet sensation

  29. Profile photo of andystevens
    andystevens Male 18-29
    247 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:31 pm
    "I don`t know dammit!"

    Not too hard to figure out:

    http://www.youtube.com/user/Jesusophile

  30. Profile photo of apoet4life
    apoet4life Male 18-29
    236 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:32 pm
    I sure hope this is meant to be satirical.
  31. Profile photo of micah88800
    micah88800 Male 13-17
    2 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:33 pm
    lol. I don`t care if he is joking or not that is mother drating hilarious.
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    thats_nifty Female 13-17
    416 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:42 pm
    I don`t know if this was meant to be funny, but i got a laugh out of it.

    ...at least he`s still got Jesus.

  33. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    Is this guy fu*king kidding!?!? This is a fine example of why youtube is kind of a bad idea.. Any half-wit with a video camera can make a poorly thought out opinion video like this candidate for late abortion. He isn`t joking, check out his youtube channel. I highly recommend his `scientific experiment` involving condoms and std`s`. "This fagina is full of aids!"

    This retard actually believes everything he says. Ugh. Where to begin. First of all, just because a woman is a lesbian doesn`t mean she flat-out hates men. I`ve known more than a few lesbians that were genuinely sweet people and had nothing against men as people; they were simply attracted to women. Also, I know plenty of straight men and women (my self included) that occasionally like to put the penus in the anus.. This poor sheltered man will never find a woman boring or stupid enough to want to let him `touch her boobies`. Argh. I don`t have the patience to write any more, so someone else should.

  34. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:55 pm
    meh, I`d still do him; I`d just gag him first is all.
  35. Profile photo of Burnsy777
    Burnsy777 Male 13-17
    274 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:57 pm
    This guy is a troll, go to his channel and look at his favourite videos.
  36. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:59 pm
    "Is this guy fu*king kidding!?!?"

    I`m sure he is.

    "Jesusophile" is pretty blasphemous for a Christian, wouldn`t you say?

    Either way, I lol`d. XP

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    pariahnola Male 18-29
    649 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 10:18 pm
    I think this guy was some how talked into haveing a penis in his anus and he didn`t like it so now he is bitter as well being increadably ignorant and an all around tool bag
  38. Profile photo of Courtney158
    Courtney158 Female 13-17
    125 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 10:23 pm
    I`d say it`s a 50/50, right up until he was talking about how he assumed a girl was a lesbian based only on short hair.
    I know these kind of bloggers can get pretty ignorant at some times, but that seems like a whole load of mocking to me.
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    whtevr Female 40-49
    914 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 10:29 pm
    I couldn`t even watch more than 15 seconds of this and I`m damn sure not going to his youtube page.
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    grahamm Male 18-29
    249 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 10:30 pm
    i was gonna quote something but theres so much rubbish in that theres no point singling anything out. although i would like to know what statistics he used to prove gay rape is more common than ungay rape. on a more personal note, stop following rules written in books made thousands of years ago when we`ve made such physical and mental advances in the last few centuries alone!
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    boredlesbian Female 18-29
    19 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 10:31 pm
    gee. i wonder why they didnt want him to go.
    maybe becaue unlike this ignorant drat not every man is a total douche bag and just wants to get in girls pants.
    drater.
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    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 10:36 pm
    What a moron... I agree with grahamm; I want to see these "scientific statistics" that say gay men are more prone to rape then straight men... What an non-nice individual.
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    PeSSiMiStiSm Male 18-29
    21 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 10:42 pm
    You know, I saw this girl, she has short hair, you know, lesbian short hair. Then I saw this guy on YouTube, with long hair, you know, gay long hair.
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    mikehatesyou Male 18-29
    121 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 10:43 pm
    i just wish people would just take the time to better inform themselves about the things they oppose. also pariahnola may be right )-|
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    skite111 Male 30-39
    99 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 10:46 pm
    This guy is an absolute ignoramus. What he needs is a long hard penis in his anus.
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    kikayoaka Male 70 & Over
    353 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 10:59 pm
    Again, the ignorant asshats opinion is spotlighted, as usual, so now everyone that doesn`t agree with homosexuality, will be compared to this guy.
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    trashcan7 Male 13-17
    564 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 11:04 pm
    Hahaha, for some reason, this video cracked me up. The dude is an absolute moron, but the way he presented his ideas were funny.
  48. Profile photo of are7era
    are7era Male 18-29
    562 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 11:07 pm
    I know for a fact Jesus is down with anal!
  49. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 11:13 pm
    I`m so not touching this one. I don`t need to. He has already shot himself in the foot in the first few sentences.

    And if you must debate, be adults about it.

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    PreoSmo Female 18-29
    472 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 11:14 pm
    This has to be a joke. Did his accent drop off near the end?
  51. Profile photo of Dark_Soloist
    Dark_Soloist Male 13-17
    55 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 11:16 pm
    Because everyone knows that gay people are the vampires of society.
  52. Profile photo of yen223
    yen223 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 11:18 pm
    "some" nsfw language??
  53. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
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    April 3, 2009 at 11:20 pm
    This is genius. I really hope this guy isn`t serious, I`m about 95% sure he`s joking.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 11:24 pm
    "Or, anii, if you will"

    You had me at anii... :`D

    I`m torn about whether this is fake or not... because his arguments are incredibly and obviously idiotic... but his youtube name is Jesusophile...

    o-o

  55. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 11:31 pm
    My god, is all of IAB in agreement? Holy poo...
  56. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
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    April 3, 2009 at 11:33 pm
    I want to put my penis in an anus I WANT TO PUT MY PENIS IN AN ANUS!
    Yeah I`d say he`s being sarcastic
  57. Profile photo of Shadowspirt
    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
    528 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 11:45 pm
    This guy`s youtube account name is Jesusophile but I still can`t tell rather or not he is joking or not.
  58. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 11:48 pm
    Aaaaahhhh someone crack the satire! Dx
  59. Profile photo of Shadowspirt
    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
    528 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 12:00 am
    So, I just watched all his videos but I have yet to see anything to hint that this is a joke. Funny either way tho.
  60. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 12:33 am
    Anuses or Anii!

    How can you not see the satire! Anii! Anii! For drat sake!

    (Also, on a grammar/spelling nazi note, he said amoral.
    A-moral = without morals.
    Immoral = Going against morals.

    Although he did probably mean immoral. )

  61. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 12:42 am
    Here is another video: Another of his videos.

    Obvious satire.

  62. Profile photo of Sukru
    Sukru Male 18-29
    87 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 12:50 am
    Can`t tell who`s serious and who`s not anymore. ;-/
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    langdonhill Male 18-29
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    April 4, 2009 at 12:51 am
    Nice. I must admit, though, for most of the video I was trying to figure out where he was from based on his accent. Anyone want to offer some insight on this?
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    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 1:02 am
    He mabey the most idiotic person I`ve seen. How could someone be so self important about there ideas? ...
  65. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 1:05 am
    Anyone who cannot see the obvious sarcasm in every word takes him or herself too seriously.
  66. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 1:08 am
    Its a piece of art - do you not see the obvious "moral?" At the end, because of his bigotry, he notes that NO ONE, gay or straight, wanted to invite him to the movies - they just brushed him off, because he was a douche for having the ideas he had...so he was left all alone, to talk to Jesus...
  67. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 1:13 am
    OR, he`s just some guy.
  68. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 1:15 am
    Its strangely interesting watching this dude, because since I do not know where he is coming from - is this all a put on? - I find myself projecting my own beliefs onto it, saying well, he`s screwing around, so he must actually think like I do. But does he?
  69. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
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    April 4, 2009 at 1:26 am
    i know no one will believe me, but i actually had anal sex with a lesbian.
  70. Profile photo of Megido
    Megido Male 18-29
    439 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 1:29 am
    Yeah this is obviously satirical.
  71. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 1:30 am
    No, I`ve decided this is all satire. Watch this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnUmiJJIx...

    The drawings are rediculous! SERIOUSLY, JUST GOTO ABOUT HALF WAY THROUGH. ITS REALLY FUNNY AND JUST CANNOT BE SERIOUS.

    He makes a point though, that religious belief is actually quite innocent and good, if simplistic.

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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 1:38 am
    BTW - he says he`s from the Netherlands. I`ve posted enough, but this guy is better than ANDY KAUFMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Look him up! Kaufman was fantastic!)
  73. Profile photo of Preeemo
    Preeemo Male 18-29
    69 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 1:48 am
    That was kind of funny.
  74. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
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    April 4, 2009 at 3:17 am
    "Hey I know a hell of a lot of strait men who like putting their penis in anuses (or "ani) too. And many of those women also do not care for it.
    And exactly which statistics is he referring to that states that "gays are more apt to rape than straight people"?

    I can`t assure you that when I read in the paper or watch the news about a person getting accused of rape, they are seldom gay.

    With that said, I`d like to now explain why holy roller Christians who make anti-gay videos are immoral or "amoral". Matthew 7:1 says "Judge not, that ye be not judged."

    So please try to heed the warnings of the very Bible from which you preach, because you know what they say about people who live in glass houses, right?

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    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 3:23 am
    this isn`t....real...is it? O.o
  76. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
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    April 4, 2009 at 3:29 am
    Did anybody else read "immortal"?
  77. Profile photo of McBonakins
    McBonakins Male 18-29
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    April 4, 2009 at 3:40 am
    Anyone else think he was raped by a penis... In his anus...to fulfill the gay guy`s sexual desire. Or that his mother was a lesbian and didn`t allow him to suckle on breasts. Now leading him to have discussions with Jesus about being left out from the in crowd and whether it`s alright to cry in the corner?
  78. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
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    April 4, 2009 at 3:48 am
    Flame, I did... was wondering when he would get into that part of the video =)
  79. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
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    April 4, 2009 at 3:54 am
    You know what....I have this "urge"....to kill him over and over again. Reason? Watch this video.

    And oh yeah EVERY woman with short hair is a lesbian...ofcourse they are! And yes that automatically makes her a manhater! Sure it does! EVERY lesbian hates men! That`s a fact! And he can totally back that up! Ofcourse he can!

    Ok for real: He has NO evidence at all to back up ANYTHING he said AT ALL. Now drat off.

  80. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 3:56 am
    Alright I`ve watched a few other of his vids and it`s obvious that it`s a satire, but there ARE people who believe this poo.
  81. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    April 4, 2009 at 3:56 am
    Someone here doubted that gay`s rape people.

    Have you ever seen the rape statistics for prisons ? Ever heard of gay child abductors/rapists ? (the news would ever label them gay though, It`s not P.C.)

    Those sickos take what they want by force, Regardless. Not all gay men are feminine, Most are butch and their rapes go largely unreported.

  82. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
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    April 4, 2009 at 3:57 am
    >>vicious_liar

    LOL TROLLED.

  83. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    April 4, 2009 at 3:57 am
    He`s joking kids. Nothing to get upset about.
  84. Profile photo of thubanstar
    thubanstar Female 50-59
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    April 4, 2009 at 4:11 am
    Oh god, I hope y`all are right and it`s a parody.
  85. Profile photo of SarahJ86
    SarahJ86 Female 18-29
    495 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 4:29 am
    Didn`t really find it funny, we`ve seen better i think.

    CrakrJak - "Someone here doubted that gay`s rape people. Have you ever seen the rape statistics for prisons?"

    I`m with you that it is rediculous to say that gay people don`t rape people. However... is rape statistics for prison really the best example? I really don`t think that one man in prison raping another man is necessarily a question of the first being gay!!

  86. Profile photo of Megido
    Megido Male 18-29
    439 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 4:30 am
    And CrakrJak saves the day with his enlightened views of the world!
  87. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 4:55 am
    I think there should be some internet consensus to put something at the end of parody videos to let people know they`re fake. Not knowing kills the humour a bit. Sadly, I feel that this one might be real, and therefore I wish cancer on the git.
  88. Profile photo of pizzabob18
    pizzabob18 Male 18-29
    366 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 5:45 am
    crackrjack shoul`ve read what robswindol posted before he posted such a ridiculous anti-gay rant.
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    themadcap Male 18-29
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    April 4, 2009 at 6:03 am
    Seriously, people. Everyone who took the bait, take the hook out of your mouth. *scrolls down through comments and chuckles*
  90. Profile photo of mehh
    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 6:44 am
    "anii if you will" "I can`t have sex until I`m married but I can feel the breasts" Hehehehe

    Funny, but not real

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    Sistarose Female 30-39
    373 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 6:46 am
    *giggles* This is parody, not so good parody, but needs no warning, just a silly video. If I have learnt anything from this site, it is that all vids ar BS.
  92. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
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    April 4, 2009 at 7:05 am
    Parodys are funny, this just wasn`t.
  93. Profile photo of Pilanus
    Pilanus Male 18-29
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    April 4, 2009 at 7:28 am
    When I saw the title, I felt like making a rant... but then upon seeing the video, I figured it wouldn`t be worth my time... A simple "People have different tastes" suffices.
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    whipsmart Female 18-29
    665 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 7:31 am
    Ughh....Don`t these people have anybody to talk to?
  95. Profile photo of Kamarov
    Kamarov Male 18-29
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    April 4, 2009 at 7:40 am
    To RobSwindol,

    "With that said, I`d like to now explain why holy roller Christians who make anti-gay videos are immoral or "amoral". Matthew 7:1 says "Judge not, that ye be not judged."

    That verse mean "Do not judge someone on a level that you would not judge yourself."

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    corrine26 Female 18-29
    70 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 7:53 am
    @Kamarov:
    "To RobSwindol,
    "With that said, I`d like to now explain why holy roller Christians who make anti-gay videos are immoral or "amoral". Matthew 7:1 says "Judge not, that ye be not judged."

    That verse mean "Do not judge someone on a level that you would not judge yourself.""

    Um I am pretty certain the verse is "Judge not, that ye be not judged." Which means do not judge if you do not want to be judged (as in by God; as in worry about your own salvation, holy roller).

  97. Profile photo of BirdOfHermes
    BirdOfHermes Male 13-17
    294 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 7:59 am
    why does he say that lesbians hate men? they are just not sexually attracted to men.
  98. Profile photo of alliknow
    alliknow Female 18-29
    155 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 8:06 am
    ha ha, that was pretty good. made me chuckle.
    "i guess they didn`t want me at the movies..."
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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 8:06 am

  100. Profile photo of itsonly4ever
    itsonly4ever Female 13-17
    72 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 8:09 am
    for a straight man he sure does like to say penis a lot.
  101. Profile photo of ruy-guy
    ruy-guy Male 18-29
    230 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 8:11 am
    lol funny vid i don`t know why you guys have to take things so seriously all the time...
  102. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1036 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 8:20 am
    He`s from the Netherlands. Nuff said.
  103. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 8:27 am
    i understand this is satire, but i just didn`t find the guy funny at all...also i don`t know how it is in other countries, but this whole gay and lesbian thing has been way too overplayed...they`re no longer beating a dead horse...now they`re raping the fu***ing thing...and yes, in the anus.
  104. Profile photo of whipplefunk
    whipplefunk Male 30-39
    1070 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 9:12 am
    lulz he said anii
  105. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 9:26 am
    "its seems to me that being gay is merely the power of suggestion. just my opinion, and I`m not saying i think its a choice, I`m saying i think its the power of suggestion which is a (don`t get offended) mental disorder that all people experience at some time or another, on the other hand there is also a chemical disorder that causes attraction to the same sex, but that doesnt happen often enough to be considered the only way for homosexuality to occur"

    ^^^^ not my words

  106. Profile photo of aliachloe
    aliachloe Female 13-17
    198 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 9:38 am
    His hair flip in the beginning is oh so manly.
  107. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 9:49 am
    now i didnt watch this video, but i have a story:

    my friend`s mom is the drama teacher at a school, and brought us with her drama class into New york city to see gypsy. while at a resturant, i said "fag", and there were 2 lesbians there. they got pissed. i got lectured for 15 minutes on why i was wrong

  108. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 10:13 am
    F*ck me. Sometimes I wish I could banhammer people from life.

    Even if it this is satire. Just to be safe.

  109. Profile photo of Clorow
    Clorow Male 18-29
    86 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 10:44 am
    Obvious satire is obvious.
  110. Profile photo of SaintsFan
    SaintsFan Male 30-39
    256 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 11:57 am
    Ooo... A bad case of "look at me" disease.
  111. Profile photo of Zerro
    Zerro Male 18-29
    628 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    Even when I know it`s satire, the guy is trying way too hard to be funny imo.
  112. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    Please don`t post these rants.
  113. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    He tries, so, so much too hard.
  114. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    "Someone here doubted that gay`s rape people.
    Have you ever seen the rape statistics for prisons ? Ever heard of gay child abductors/rapists ? (the news would ever label them gay though, It`s not P.C.)
    Those sickos take what they want by force, Regardless. Not all gay men are feminine, Most are butch and their rapes go largely unreported."

    Hey CrakrJak, I don`t think anyone is saying that gay people do NOT rape, but that their are far more heterosexual rapists out there than homosexual.

    And by the way...ALL RAPISTS TAKE WHAT THEY WANT BY FORCE! THAT`S THE ENTIRE POINT OF RAPE, YOU ASS CLOWN!

  115. Profile photo of NssMU
    NssMU Male 18-29
    17 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    Statistics! I have Statistics,

    you see what the lead singer of creed does with his time when not making poo music

  116. Profile photo of cheer789852
    cheer789852 Female 13-17
    32 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 1:42 pm
    ... I thought it said "immortal."
  117. Profile photo of circusact
    circusact Female 18-29
    1 post
    April 4, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    I think mustard is immoral, because some people don`t like mustard. Unlike those terrible few who WANT TO PUT MUSTARD ON THEIR HOT DOGS, WANT TO PUT MUSTARD ON THEIR HOT DOGS, WANT TO PUT MUSTARD ON THEIR HOT DOGS!!!!!... yay logic.
  118. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    He has to be kidding.
  119. Profile photo of themadcap
    themadcap Male 18-29
    97 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    He is an atheist trying to mock Christianity. He just has had too many bong hits at his local coffee house over the years to sound effective.
  120. Profile photo of Akantos
    Akantos Male 13-17
    95 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    So I`m a bad person for being gay?
    I beg to differ.
  121. Profile photo of clumsyhans
    clumsyhans Male 18-29
    145 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    Is this a joke? I have a feeling it`s some athiest mocking Christians.

    By the way, I really want to put my penis in an anus. Really bad.

  122. Profile photo of Lindsaylauri
    Lindsaylauri Female 18-29
    14 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    I thought it said "Why gays and lesbians are IMMORTAL." Sweet, I`mma live forever!
  123. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    One USA study estimates that between 15-20% of gay and lesbian couples are affected by domestic violence. The study describes gay male domestic violence as "the third most severe health problem facing gay men today", trailing behind AIDS and substance abuse. The researchers estimated that approximately 500,000 gay men in the USA each year are battered by a violent partner.
  124. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    Male on Male rape constitutes about 20 to 25% of all rapes. Most offenders are in their early to mid-20s. When documented at all, "gay" men were raped at rates higher then heterosexual men. Weapons are frequently used in male rape and at a much higher rate than that of women.
  125. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    Source for the stats below
  126. Profile photo of thetoastking
    thetoastking Male 18-29
    625 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 4:00 pm
    am i the only person who found this drating hilarious?
  127. Profile photo of sepia-tenshi
    sepia-tenshi Female 18-29
    353 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    aww to bad he`s christian, cause he was kinda hot, but also abit of an ass
  128. Profile photo of aliachloe
    aliachloe Female 13-17
    198 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    Please tell me you`re kidding, sepia-tenshi. If not, I`ll just go ahead and lose what little hope for humanity I had left.
  129. Profile photo of Goublecoque
    Goublecoque Male 18-29
    88 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    "Male on Male rape constitutes about 20 to 25% of all rapes." So say if the statistics for females on female rapes are the same (though they are probably lower), that mens 50% of rapes are male on female rapes. I`m not quite sure what your trying to say here, straight rape is just as bad as gay/lesbian rape.

    Also, this video was fricken hilarios.

  130. Profile photo of Andyl
    Andyl Male 18-29
    300 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    Hehe, this guy rocks. It must be a great credit to his acting ability that he managed to convince about 90% of people here that he was serious. Bravo.

    Also I really hate it how people (like aliachloe) say that they`ll lose the "last little hope for humanity" they had left. Not only does it make you sound uptight and pretentious (not to mention the patent hypocrisy) but also it`s just stupid. And it makes you look stupid. I mean the economic crisis, war, crime, poverty etc. I can take, but one misguided person on an internet forum!? Oh my god! That`s just the last straw!

  131. Profile photo of thefireguy22
    thefireguy22 Male 18-29
    419 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    "i want to put my penis into an anus!!!!" lolz hahahaha this guy is funny xD
  132. Profile photo of ANCB
    ANCB Male 18-29
    176 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    We`ve found an uber-troll.
  133. Profile photo of FlamedNight
    FlamedNight Male 18-29
    395 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    That`s the big question: WHY?
  134. Profile photo of uunnfair_4ol
    uunnfair_4ol Female 18-29
    147 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    whose idea was it to post this bulls*It I want my 45 seconds back, please.
  135. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    He`s really cute. I wish he wasn`t so damn holy and whatever...
  136. Profile photo of LightWavePro
    LightWavePro Male 18-29
    24 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    I say...RIGHT ON BROTHA! I think he hit the nail on the head on this topic.
  137. Profile photo of dramaeco
    dramaeco Male 18-29
    305 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    It`s so hilarious at 3:36 " i guess they didn`t want me there" lol, can`t imagine why.
  138. Profile photo of woofcookie
    woofcookie Male 18-29
    28 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    In the first 30secs i waiting for the bit where its revealed as an over-the-top joke... but he was serious unfortunately.

    the irony is this guy is a Bender

  139. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    This guys is one fckin expert, isn`t he? How else would he know the inner workings of a gay man`s brain? Really? They walk around thinking, "I want an anus!" all day long? That is one fckin scientific breakthrough that will ultimately better the world. Thank you, THANK YOU!
    AND, not only did he open up the world to a gay man`s thoughts, but he also figured out a way to decipher straight women from gay women. Every female that has short hair is automatically gay. That`s beneficial.
    This guy is one moral fellow, he is.
    ...
    Okay, so after reading a few comments, I can`t tell whether he`s satirical or not. I`m befuddled.
  140. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    is this guy for real? i found an awesome vid with stumble that was about homosexuality being immoral. the guy was joking and pretty much refuted every argument against it.
  141. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    this just made me want anal sex with a lesbian...
  142. Profile photo of rikakitty
    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 8:02 pm
    ... I can`t figure out if this is a joke or not. I want to argue, but then I also feel like no one can be this stupid as to seriously believe the poo coming out of his mouth.
  143. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    http://www.maniacworld.com/Why-Homosexua...

    found it

  144. Profile photo of airsofter1
    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    @gerbear, thats cuz ur black. and omg hes jesus. fu_cking hippy get a haircut. and i hope someone laughs at this pointless racism or else this would be real racism which isnt funny.
  145. Profile photo of Nightshifter
    Nightshifter Male 18-29
    513 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 8:45 pm

    This is along the lines of what I wanted to see. remix
  146. Profile photo of mugwug
    mugwug Female 18-29
    36 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    penis in their anus, penis in their anus, penis in their anus....
    why cant he just accept people for who they are? i mean i dont like his hair, but thats not the reason i dont like him. (its his flappin gooses bum.... anus)

    anus

  147. Profile photo of Rauron
    Rauron Male 13-17
    563 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 10:34 pm
    I couldn`t stop giggling XD. I`m gay, but people like this make me happy. If he`s joking, it`s a funny parody, and if he`s not, I doubt any sane people will truly have their hearts changed by his rant.
  148. Profile photo of iruga
    iruga Male 18-29
    28 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 10:56 pm
    @Andyl

    i never had faith in humanity. lol

  149. Profile photo of jareddevour
    jareddevour Male 18-29
    288 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 11:52 pm
    gahahahaha. I hate everything he`s saying, but he`s such a likeable person. I dont get it. He`s like a small child. You just have to laugh and say "Aww he doesn`t have any idea what he`s talking about :)"
  150. Profile photo of Sukru
    Sukru Male 18-29
    87 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 1:06 am
    @ Nightshifter

    Could not stop laughing at the link, so immature yet so funny.

  151. Profile photo of driftingby
    driftingby Female 13-17
    57 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 2:48 am
    ugh, don`t you hate it when random penises attack your anus?

    "Don`t give in to lesbians and anal sex." they lead to crazy Youtube videos. This guy is pretty funny though.

  152. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 3:24 am
    Pahahahaha!
    Oh, this is too funny. He`s awesome.
  153. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 3:37 am
    Yeah, I think he`s pulling a prank, because this guy is funny, big time, not crazy :D

    im cheering for this man

  154. Profile photo of aiki789
    aiki789 Male 40-49
    4 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 4:03 am
    Hmmmm.....Someone trying to show intellect yet sadly lacks in who they strive to be.
    As with most people that critisize homosexual people, he displays latent homosexual traits himself(how much product does he use on his hair??). As with most people who critisize, he does it from the safety of his bedroom at mums house rather than from a soap box in a gay district....no balls....Does that make him a lesbian?? :-P
  155. Profile photo of robhl
    robhl Male 40-49
    1 post
    April 5, 2009 at 5:29 am
    I think someone secretly wants a penis in his anus!
  156. Profile photo of lickatoad
    lickatoad Female 18-29
    35 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 5:42 am
    yeah it has to be a joke, so so sad it isnt.

  157. Profile photo of boglob
    boglob Male 18-29
    63 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 6:46 am
    He`s FABULOUS
  158. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 7:37 am
    Why has this only one star? you people seriously need to develop your humour muscles; it`s called irony and he`s quite good at it. Hope to see more of him.
  159. Profile photo of Tieagra
    Tieagra Female 18-29
    126 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 8:36 am
    He makes no sense......at all.
  160. Profile photo of Freemind2po
    Freemind2po Male 13-17
    154 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 10:24 am
    This reminds me a bit of daxflame. As for this cat himself, he is quite entertaining, you should watch his video about how condoms do no protect against eggs. He demonstraits with spoiled milk and a strainer.
  161. Profile photo of GreekSalad
    GreekSalad Female 18-29
    11 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 10:49 am
    I couldn`t stop laughing!
  162. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 11:02 am
    Oh gosh, this guy makes all kinds of sense. Men who aren`t gay have no urge to er... "stick der penis in un anus!"

    :P

  163. Profile photo of names_hannah
    names_hannah Female 13-17
    60 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    i`d like to see those statistics about gays who more likely to rape than straight people.
    who want the `penis in the anus`.
    HA
  164. Profile photo of Intelligence
    Intelligence Male 13-17
    177 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    I got a boner from repeatedly hearing the words penis and anus.
  165. Profile photo of Clarkie_3
    Clarkie_3 Female 13-17
    198 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    And what statistics are those? BS. And besides, straight couples also engage in anal sex...so his argument is null and void. I can`t evem listen to such garbage.
  166. Profile photo of kronosbr
    kronosbr Male 18-29
    274 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    hes kind of gay
  167. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    "I got a boner from repeatedly hearing the words penis and anus."
    lol wow... someone has some word triggered memories i guess LOL.
  168. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    bloobidy blaaa!!
    blaaw lalala bleep bloooo
    blap bllaa ba bal lal a
  169. Profile photo of samidoll
    samidoll Female 18-29
    615 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    he can`t be serious, lol, he sounds like the guys off metalocolypse.

    i`d like to think that this is a parody of ignorant people. please please let it be a parody.

  170. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    This is either hilarious or worrying. Or both. But I`d like to believe that this guy is too attractive to be serious.
  171. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3286 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    Troll score is off the charts with this one. Well played.
  172. Profile photo of lytesend
    lytesend Female 13-17
    194 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    I laughed my... Anus off. :D That was the most epic thing I`ve ever seen.

  173. Profile photo of Nataly
    Nataly Female 18-29
    71 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 8:35 pm
    Couldn`t sit all the way through that; my only hope is he doesn`t mention Bible at any point. Please. Not again.
  174. Profile photo of carolinads13
    carolinads13 Female 13-17
    151 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 10:19 pm
    That was a parody, right? I hope to all major deities it was. Because if it wasn`t, then I`m deeply concerned for human kind.
  175. Profile photo of Invisible2U
    Invisible2U Female 30-39
    107 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 10:51 pm
    Well, it seems to me like he likes the word "Penis in the Anus" too much to be taken seriously. Dude! Seriously, step out of the closet. It`s okay. Just because you`re unattractive and no man or woman would ever have sex with you is no reason to pretend. HUGS!
  176. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 11:25 pm
    i`m gonna put a penis in his anus if he doesn`t shut the f*** up!! this guys is f***in gahhh!!! i have no patience for ppl like him!
  177. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    April 6, 2009 at 1:03 am
    Well I`m not gay and sometimes I enjoy a penis in my anus. If I had a penis I would probably want to put it in his anus too.
  178. Profile photo of VomitStorm
    VomitStorm Male 18-29
    97 posts
    April 6, 2009 at 6:01 am
    I read "Immortal" Ididn`t even watch it after i realised my mistake
  179. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    April 6, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    that was either really sad or really fake...
  180. Profile photo of d27and
    d27and Female 13-17
    110 posts
    April 6, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    Giggle. This was either some great acting, or... no, it has to be acting. It would be so wrong if it wasn`t. Anyway, I was expecting some 50 year old pastor before I clicked on the link, but this was so much more entertaining.
  181. Profile photo of KMRocky
    KMRocky Female 18-29
    324 posts
    April 6, 2009 at 9:26 pm
    I`m going to watch it again and count how many times he says penis and anus
  182. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    April 12, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    Me too VomitStorm haha.
  183. Profile photo of lkc1
    lkc1 Female 13-17
    224 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    haha. oh, satire. very well acted
  184. Profile photo of Wai-Yu
    Wai-Yu Female 13-17
    246 posts
    November 10, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    A penis in Uranus.
    Had to be said.

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