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Date: 04/01/09 08:18 PM

76 Responses to White People`s Problems

  1. Profile photo of 1williamsg
    1williamsg Male 18-29
    326 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 6:03 am
    Link: White People`s Problems - Bad tasting lattes at Starbucks, in-grown hair and declining stock portfolios--it`s hard out here for a white guy.
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    SarahJ86 Female 18-29
    495 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 6:08 am
    Well... I can see this being contentious!
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    kdawg Male 40-49
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    April 1, 2009 at 6:15 am
    I`m white, and I have no car, no house and am being evicted from my ghetto apartment because I cant afford it.
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    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
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    April 1, 2009 at 6:24 am
    lmfao. ahaha. that is hilarious XD i love it :3
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    alice_x Female 18-29
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    April 1, 2009 at 6:25 am
    LMAO i found this hilarious xD


    and guys, stop bitching, all white people do is moan...;)

    btw, i AM white..female..

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    Negative_One Male 30-39
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    April 1, 2009 at 6:39 am
    ATOM.COM ALERT!!!!!

    I don`t think we could have anything gayer than if Ricky Martin sucked off all of the Jonas Brothers at a gay pride love-a-thon during a gay pride parade.

    This sort of attempt at comedy may have been funny to a few people in 1993, now, it`s really sad at the expense of the presenter.

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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 7:13 am
    vv chox, we`re all for informed debate on racial issues, but that kind of hate-speech is not cool. Try sticking to youtube comments in future, more your level.

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    CAP9993 Male 18-29
    167 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 7:13 am
    i would like to say this does not represent all whiteys.
  9. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 7:23 am
    That banhammer swung waaay too close to my hate filled post Davy, watch it next time!
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    Lockon Male 18-29
    376 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 7:23 am
    This, along with almost everything on atom, sucked.
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    April 1, 2009 at 7:25 am
    Hehe, so worries Negative. You`re protected by the Armor of Veteran Userhood, and the Helmet of Not-Being-A-Racist-Dickhead, unlike that other twat.
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    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 7:53 am
    amazing how white people are portrayed as rich and smart. OH GOLLY, WHAT GREAT PUT-DOWNS YOU RACISTS IDIOTS, BEING TOLD IM SO RICH AND SMART CAUSE I AM WHITE. Nevermind the fact i make what i do now cause i worked my ass off for it... oh god no, white people earn their money, its not just handed to them for being white??? I hate racists so much... no education
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    wowthissucks Male 30-39
    305 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 7:56 am
    Ah Atom... close*
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    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 8:01 am
    so lame. those are gay white guys. not even close to the vast majority of white guy problems haha. our problems include who drank all the beer, the freakin truck/car broke down again, and this b*tch just won`t shut up. oh and we`re broke.
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    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 8:05 am
    "You`re protected by the Armor of Veteran Userhood, and the Helmet of Not-Being-A-Racist-Dickhead, unlike that other twat."


    you should write these down davy-...oh wait...

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    TasTiger Male 30-39
    8 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 8:10 am
    Davymid, thank God at least one mod is on! Whats going on!?! Tell me whats going on - Lionhart`s brother.
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    SuperJesus Male 13-17
    388 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 8:18 am
    "There was a long line at the Apple store"
    That`s not a problem- not buying an Apple product is the best thing that could ever happen to you!
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    audiosncracy Male 18-29
    186 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 8:28 am
    I thought the black chick in the vid was attractive. mmmmm... chocolate...
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    jdjd5883 Male 18-29
    883 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 8:41 am
    i was not amused

    exactly
    vv
    vv

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    pythonline Male 18-29
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    April 1, 2009 at 8:51 am
    so...

    why is this sort of thing acceptable, but if someone were to make a video called "Black People`s Problems" that used nothing but stereotypes of a very small portion of the population it would get flamed to hell because it`s racist?

    Ah, double standards.

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    eye_spy Female 18-29
    40 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 8:51 am
    My labradoodle ate one of fancy wooden coasters and threw up on my carpet. :(
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    quiknas Male 18-29
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    April 1, 2009 at 8:52 am
    maybe more like west hollywood or orange county white people problems
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    sfgalsjg Female 18-29
    14 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 9:26 am
    THIS WAS HILARIOUS. Loosen up people and get a sense of humor!
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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
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    April 1, 2009 at 10:00 am
    Like none of those things could affect black people too.
    Honestly.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    April 1, 2009 at 11:08 am

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    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    i don`t have those kinds of problems...... i didn`t find it funny
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    eggsnham Male 13-17
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    April 1, 2009 at 12:31 pm
    wow
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    ADMFlapplap Male 18-29
    175 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    Dumb stereotypes aren`t funny to me, especially ones that have been beaten to death. And like dystopia04 said: "i don`t have those kinds of problems." I have real problems, and that video just wasn`t funny to me.
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    teelelen Male 18-29
    32 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    That is the most stupid thing and its racist...Everyone is effected by the down economy. Just because there is a black president doesn`t mean you can rip on white people
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    mrwnt Male 18-29
    334 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    I`ll make the same thing about black people`s problems and see how soon I get bashed
  31. Profile photo of Zerro
    Zerro Male 18-29
    628 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    Those aren`t white people problems.

    They`re stereotypical white person problems.

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    Phosphoreign Male 30-39
    309 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    Wow. What a load. I wish those were my problems. All I can say is, as a white man living in the United States, I`ve been treated with more racism like this than any person, of any ethnicity, I`ve ever met. The only difference is, apparently, its ok to be racist against whites these days...
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    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    Stereotypes are hilarious, I found this funny, and unfortunately although I`m white none of these are my problems.
  34. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    hooray for reverse racism >.<
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    unsub Female 18-29
    925 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    sfgalsjg: "THIS WAS HILARIOUS. Loosen up people and get a sense of humor!"

    I second that.

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    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    but its not hilarious, white and nerdy was hilarious. this was just poorly made
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    F-ck you, Atom!
    Just give up, you are NEVER funny!

    Ugh... I really need to stop giving that stupid site a chance...

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    lucehLOW Female 18-29
    357 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    was liam kyle sullivan in that?
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    MandaPanda1 Female 18-29
    35 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    I thought it was pretty funny. although it wasn`t so much things that had to do with white people as things to do with wealthy people... well whatever
  40. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    Atom Films

    *close*

  41. Profile photo of SuperJesus
    SuperJesus Male 13-17
    388 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 6:11 pm
    It was catchy... not the best, but a definate thumbs up.
  42. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    LOL LION!! you sneaky son of a!
    What is this LOL -> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tQ3zmYp43Lo/Sd...
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    pariahnola Male 18-29
    649 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    this just was not funny
  44. Profile photo of Okasen
    Okasen Female 13-17
    523 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    ..alright, I saw that it was Atom, and nearly closed the tab..

    But, I decided to give them another chance.

    And, well...

    they failed.

    ANOTHER 3 WEEKS OF FAIL FOR YOU ATOM.

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    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 8:18 pm
    ? Who cares if there`s a long line for an Apple store? Or if John Mayer`s bullsh*t concert was canceled? Or if the floor is dirty? They really picked the worst "problems" ever. I don`t know why I keep giving Atom a chance. When I become Supreme Chancellor of Teh Internets (and believe me, I will) first order of business will be to bring down this sh*t stain of a site called "Atom".
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    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 9:43 pm
    Yeah...I never have these problems. If white people have any legitimate problems, it`s that it is really hard to get scholarships...

    Seriously, the only scholarship I`ve ever gotten was one for being left-handed...

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    tannerb924 Male 18-29
    488 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 9:43 pm
    my biggest white people problem....

    BLACK PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY HAVE IT SOOOOOOOOO HARD!!!!!!!!!! why should black people have different problems just because they have dark skin? maybe its because they have to talk like apes and listen to people talking about sex and killing people with a synth drum track in the background. Then gather in big groups of black people and not let white people in unless their pants go to their ankles and they wear a crooked white yankees hat.

    go ahead call me racist. but seriously. black people are more racist than anyone.

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    Skankenstein Female 13-17
    177 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 10:44 pm
    "..alright, I saw that it was Atom, and nearly closed the tab..

    But, I decided to give them another chance.

    And, well...

    they failed."
    Same here. It would have been funny too, if someone else did it. Right concept, they just failed at putting it together. =/
    People should just be automatically denied for posting atoms poo. =/

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    Joolin Male 18-29
    1003 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 11:16 pm
    I don`t mean to nitpick, but I think they missed one. You know, the one how as a white guy, you are taught from day one that you are the one and only cause of all problems that have ever happened in the world and that no matter how tolerant and accepting you are, people will always think you`re a bigot born with a silver spoon in his mouth. </soapbox>
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    yepimbored Male 30-39
    131 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 7:04 am
    I`m sick of this crap. I swear I`m becoming racist from hearing all the blacks bitching. There`s not a single living slave in America. Get over it.
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    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 7:24 am
    @tannerb924

    One can argue that minorities in the south receive harsher sentences for the same crimes white people commit. So wheres the justice in that? It`s like saying ALL Muslims are terrorist because a group of non-nice individuals decided to fly planes into buildings. Baggy pants and crooked Yankee baseball caps are not necessarily worn just by African Americans, but by several other ethnic groups.

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    DarkBacon9 Male 18-29
    1 post
    April 2, 2009 at 9:11 am
    epic fail
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    helenium Female 18-29
    40 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 11:56 am
    Ehm the people who created this video were white guys it looks like. Dunno why people are hating on black people because of it.

    Regardless of the message behind it, the song was just irritating as hell. Let`s hope this isn`t their day job. They should continue working at starbucks or whatever it is they do.

    Also, they should try being a white Eeglish speaking person in Miami and see how damn easy they have it. >.<

  54. Profile photo of Bananananana
    Bananananana Female 13-17
    80 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    This seemed to be more middle-class american people problems, than white people problems.

    I`m white, and I don`t have any of those problems.

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    PolitikiL Male 18-29
    130 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    It offends me that White people are being bashed like this.

    This will not end well for America, I kid you not }-)

  56. Profile photo of nakoninja
    nakoninja Male 18-29
    354 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    concerta that is true everywhere in america not just the south.
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    tannerb924
    Male, 18-29, Eastern US
    432 Posts
    Wednesday, April 01, 2009 9:43:57 PM
    my biggest white people problem....

    BLACK PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY HAVE IT SOOOOOOOOO HARD!!!!!!!!!! why should black people have different problems just because they have dark skin? maybe its because they have to talk like apes and listen to people talking about sex and killing people with a synth drum track in the background. Then gather in big groups of black people and not let white people in unless their pants go to their ankles and they wear a crooked white yankees hat.

    go ahead call me racist. but seriously. black people are more racist than anyone.
    ============================

    Black people do have it hard. They have to listen to racist pricks generalize they`re speech, and have them talk about the bad things in rap (which oddly enough is the same thing in pop. movies...

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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    ), and then they hate the fact that they get belittled for not letting racist into their "gangs"....and then worst of all...they are stereotyped into liking the Yankees.


    With that said, hows the starbucks coffee? Seriously lighten up, I hear Celine Dion is starting another tour

  59. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    "I`m sick of this crap. I swear I`m becoming racist from hearing all the blacks bitching. There`s not a single living slave in America. Get over it."

    Then whats fancylad?

    "Also, they should try being a white Eeglish speaking person in Miami and see how damn easy they have it. >.<"

    There are no white people in Miami, what are you talking about?

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    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    744 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 2:59 pm
    yeah....fail.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    Um... Folger`s pride?

    PS, "BLACK PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY HAVE IT SOOOOOOOOO HARD!!!!!!!!!! why should black people have different problems just because they have dark skin? maybe its because they have to talk like apes and listen to people talking about sex and killing people with a synth drum track in the background. Then gather in big groups of black people and not let white people in unless their pants go to their ankles and they wear a crooked white yankees hat."

    Oh god the irony, it`s crippling, it`s delicious, it`s deadly... the pure.. beautiful.. irony...

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    jennifer6716 Female 13-17
    471 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    * hides in flame-proof vault*
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    dance4life Female 18-29
    209 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    "why is this sort of thing acceptable, but if someone were to make a video called "Black People`s Problems" that used nothing but stereotypes of a very small portion of the population it would get flamed to hell because it`s racist?"

    because that makes too much sense.
    anyway, my friend is sitting right here next to me (she`s black btw) and she wanted me to say that she agrees that black people are somewhat responsible for the negative views on them. not all the time, but wearing pants around your ankles and failing at speaking english aren`t what make people respect you. it`s a respect thing, not a race thing.

    but to clarify, i don`t think it has to do with your color, it has to do with how you present yourself and how you treat other people. that`s what i base it on anyway.

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    tazman321 Male 13-17
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    April 2, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    this wasted my time.
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    CharlieA Male 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    Oh good! atom.com... I have time to post a comment while the commercial loads and wait for the disappointment to follow...
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    Bat_Girl Female 13-17
    323 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    another white person problem is muffintops.
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    airsofter1 Male 18-29
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    April 2, 2009 at 5:24 pm
    agreed, theres plenty of white black people. black isnt a color its a cultural thing.
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    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    yeah, none of these problems r mine either. hooray for rednecks,the only problems we have is failing bullet proof vests (see video)
  69. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    there are racists in every race. it just doesnt get a lot of attention unless the people in question are white. and the slavery thing is getting old. aferican amaericans havent had it any worse then any other race... theirs is just one of the more recent...

    and @ yepimbored there are still slaves. they are called migrant workers they just dont get the shaft AS hard

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    Glowy Male 18-29
    355 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    Migrant workers aren`t slaves.
  71. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 6:33 pm
    not technically, but they hardly get paid and work like hell. they are close enough
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    pat125 Male 18-29
    756 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 9:04 pm
    Please...stop...posting...Atom...movies
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    Anyalazagna Female 18-29
    254 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 11:22 pm
    About a minute longer than it needed to be.

    White person + bad leisure suit = FUPA.

    These problems are not my problems, but then again I live below the poverty line and waste every cent I have on the internet.

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    train_trax Female 13-17
    167 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 1:34 am
    Wow. Just wow.

    Amen, dragosal.

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    M364N Female 18-29
    209 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 6:26 am
    ha i wish thats how easy my life was... but i have my own white ppl problems! some one totally made cookies but didnt tell me till an hour later so their not all moist now! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    April 12, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    Not another Atom link!

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