White People`s Problems

Submitted by: 1williamsg 8 years ago in Funny
http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/white_problems/?brand=iambored

Bad tasting lattes at Starbucks, in-grown hair and declining stock portfolios--it"s hard out here for a white guy.
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Female 2,064
Not another Atom link!
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Female 209
ha i wish thats how easy my life was... but i have my own white ppl problems! some one totally made cookies but didnt tell me till an hour later so their not all moist now! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Female 167
Wow. Just wow.

Amen, dragosal.

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Female 254
About a minute longer than it needed to be.

White person + bad leisure suit = FUPA.

These problems are not my problems, but then again I live below the poverty line and waste every cent I have on the internet.

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Male 756
Please...stop...posting...Atom...movies
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Male 1,629
not technically, but they hardly get paid and work like hell. they are close enough
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Male 354
Migrant workers aren`t slaves.
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Male 1,629
there are racists in every race. it just doesnt get a lot of attention unless the people in question are white. and the slavery thing is getting old. aferican amaericans havent had it any worse then any other race... theirs is just one of the more recent...

and @ yepimbored there are still slaves. they are called migrant workers they just dont get the shaft AS hard

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Male 1,089
yeah, none of these problems r mine either. hooray for rednecks,the only problems we have is failing bullet proof vests (see video)
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Male 1,089
agreed, theres plenty of white black people. black isnt a color its a cultural thing.
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Female 323
another white person problem is muffintops.
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Male 502
Oh good! atom.com... I have time to post a comment while the commercial loads and wait for the disappointment to follow...
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Male 189
this wasted my time.
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Female 209
"why is this sort of thing acceptable, but if someone were to make a video called "Black People`s Problems" that used nothing but stereotypes of a very small portion of the population it would get flamed to hell because it`s racist?"

because that makes too much sense.
anyway, my friend is sitting right here next to me (she`s black btw) and she wanted me to say that she agrees that black people are somewhat responsible for the negative views on them. not all the time, but wearing pants around your ankles and failing at speaking english aren`t what make people respect you. it`s a respect thing, not a race thing.

but to clarify, i don`t think it has to do with your color, it has to do with how you present yourself and how you treat other people. that`s what i base it on anyway.

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Female 471
* hides in flame-proof vault*
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Female 15,763
Um... Folger`s pride?

PS, "BLACK PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY HAVE IT SOOOOOOOOO HARD!!!!!!!!!! why should black people have different problems just because they have dark skin? maybe its because they have to talk like apes and listen to people talking about sex and killing people with a synth drum track in the background. Then gather in big groups of black people and not let white people in unless their pants go to their ankles and they wear a crooked white yankees hat."

Oh god the irony, it`s crippling, it`s delicious, it`s deadly... the pure.. beautiful.. irony...

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Male 741
yeah....fail.
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Male 7,933
"I`m sick of this crap. I swear I`m becoming racist from hearing all the blacks bitching. There`s not a single living slave in America. Get over it."

Then whats fancylad?

"Also, they should try being a white Eeglish speaking person in Miami and see how damn easy they have it. >.<"

There are no white people in Miami, what are you talking about?

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Male 7,933
), and then they hate the fact that they get belittled for not letting racist into their "gangs"....and then worst of all...they are stereotyped into liking the Yankees.


With that said, hows the starbucks coffee? Seriously lighten up, I hear Celine Dion is starting another tour

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Male 7,933
tannerb924
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
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[ Delete Post ] Wednesday, April 01, 2009 9:43:57 PM
my biggest white people problem....

BLACK PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY HAVE IT SOOOOOOOOO HARD!!!!!!!!!! why should black people have different problems just because they have dark skin? maybe its because they have to talk like apes and listen to people talking about sex and killing people with a synth drum track in the background. Then gather in big groups of black people and not let white people in unless their pants go to their ankles and they wear a crooked white yankees hat.

go ahead call me racist. but seriously. black people are more racist than anyone.
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Black people do have it hard. They have to listen to racist pricks generalize they`re speech, and have them talk about the bad things in rap (which oddly enough is the same thing in pop. movies...

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Male 354
concerta that is true everywhere in america not just the south.
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Male 130
It offends me that White people are being bashed like this.

This will not end well for America, I kid you not }-)

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Female 80
This seemed to be more middle-class american people problems, than white people problems.

I`m white, and I don`t have any of those problems.

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Female 40
Ehm the people who created this video were white guys it looks like. Dunno why people are hating on black people because of it.

Regardless of the message behind it, the song was just irritating as hell. Let`s hope this isn`t their day job. They should continue working at starbucks or whatever it is they do.

Also, they should try being a white Eeglish speaking person in Miami and see how damn easy they have it. >.<

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Male 1
epic fail
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Male 2,050
@tannerb924

One can argue that minorities in the south receive harsher sentences for the same crimes white people commit. So wheres the justice in that? It`s like saying ALL Muslims are terrorist because a group of non-nice individuals decided to fly planes into buildings. Baggy pants and crooked Yankee baseball caps are not necessarily worn just by African Americans, but by several other ethnic groups.

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Male 131
I`m sick of this crap. I swear I`m becoming racist from hearing all the blacks bitching. There`s not a single living slave in America. Get over it.
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Male 1,002
I don`t mean to nitpick, but I think they missed one. You know, the one how as a white guy, you are taught from day one that you are the one and only cause of all problems that have ever happened in the world and that no matter how tolerant and accepting you are, people will always think you`re a bigot born with a silver spoon in his mouth. </soapbox>
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Female 177
"..alright, I saw that it was Atom, and nearly closed the tab..

But, I decided to give them another chance.

And, well...

they failed."
Same here. It would have been funny too, if someone else did it. Right concept, they just failed at putting it together. =/
People should just be automatically denied for posting atoms poo. =/

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Male 488
my biggest white people problem....

BLACK PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY HAVE IT SOOOOOOOOO HARD!!!!!!!!!! why should black people have different problems just because they have dark skin? maybe its because they have to talk like apes and listen to people talking about sex and killing people with a synth drum track in the background. Then gather in big groups of black people and not let white people in unless their pants go to their ankles and they wear a crooked white yankees hat.

go ahead call me racist. but seriously. black people are more racist than anyone.

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Male 512
Yeah...I never have these problems. If white people have any legitimate problems, it`s that it is really hard to get scholarships...

Seriously, the only scholarship I`ve ever gotten was one for being left-handed...

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Male 1,765
? Who cares if there`s a long line for an Apple store? Or if John Mayer`s bullsh*t concert was canceled? Or if the floor is dirty? They really picked the worst "problems" ever. I don`t know why I keep giving Atom a chance. When I become Supreme Chancellor of Teh Internets (and believe me, I will) first order of business will be to bring down this sh*t stain of a site called "Atom".
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Female 523
..alright, I saw that it was Atom, and nearly closed the tab..

But, I decided to give them another chance.

And, well...

they failed.

ANOTHER 3 WEEKS OF FAIL FOR YOU ATOM.

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Male 649
this just was not funny
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Male 2,582
LOL LION!! you sneaky son of a!
What is this LOL -> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tQ3zmYp43Lo/Sd...
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Male 387
It was catchy... not the best, but a definate thumbs up.
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Male 3,059
Atom Films

*close*

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Female 35
I thought it was pretty funny. although it wasn`t so much things that had to do with white people as things to do with wealthy people... well whatever
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Female 357
was liam kyle sullivan in that?
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Female 4,028
F-ck you, Atom!
Just give up, you are NEVER funny!

Ugh... I really need to stop giving that stupid site a chance...

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Male 1,629
but its not hilarious, white and nerdy was hilarious. this was just poorly made
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Female 924
sfgalsjg: "THIS WAS HILARIOUS. Loosen up people and get a sense of humor!"

I second that.

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Male 1,629
hooray for reverse racism >.<
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Male 1,788
Stereotypes are hilarious, I found this funny, and unfortunately although I`m white none of these are my problems.
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Male 308
Wow. What a load. I wish those were my problems. All I can say is, as a white man living in the United States, I`ve been treated with more racism like this than any person, of any ethnicity, I`ve ever met. The only difference is, apparently, its ok to be racist against whites these days...
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Male 626
Those aren`t white people problems.

They`re stereotypical white person problems.

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Male 334
I`ll make the same thing about black people`s problems and see how soon I get bashed
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Male 32
That is the most stupid thing and its racist...Everyone is effected by the down economy. Just because there is a black president doesn`t mean you can rip on white people
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Male 175
Dumb stereotypes aren`t funny to me, especially ones that have been beaten to death. And like dystopia04 said: "i don`t have those kinds of problems." I have real problems, and that video just wasn`t funny to me.
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Male 1,140
wow
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Female 1,082
i don`t have those kinds of problems...... i didn`t find it funny
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Female 1,653
Like none of those things could affect black people too.
Honestly.
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Female 14
THIS WAS HILARIOUS. Loosen up people and get a sense of humor!
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Male 451
maybe more like west hollywood or orange county white people problems
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Female 40
My labradoodle ate one of fancy wooden coasters and threw up on my carpet. :(
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Male 15
so...

why is this sort of thing acceptable, but if someone were to make a video called "Black People`s Problems" that used nothing but stereotypes of a very small portion of the population it would get flamed to hell because it`s racist?

Ah, double standards.

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Male 882
i was not amused

exactly
vv
vv

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Male 185
I thought the black chick in the vid was attractive. mmmmm... chocolate...
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Male 387
"There was a long line at the Apple store"
That`s not a problem- not buying an Apple product is the best thing that could ever happen to you!
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Male 8
Davymid, thank God at least one mod is on! Whats going on!?! Tell me whats going on - Lionhart`s brother.
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Female 5,139
"You`re protected by the Armor of Veteran Userhood, and the Helmet of Not-Being-A-Racist-Dickhead, unlike that other twat."


you should write these down davy-...oh wait...

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Male 2,592
so lame. those are gay white guys. not even close to the vast majority of white guy problems haha. our problems include who drank all the beer, the freakin truck/car broke down again, and this b*tch just won`t shut up. oh and we`re broke.
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Male 305
Ah Atom... close*
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Male 418
amazing how white people are portrayed as rich and smart. OH GOLLY, WHAT GREAT PUT-DOWNS YOU RACISTS IDIOTS, BEING TOLD IM SO RICH AND SMART CAUSE I AM WHITE. Nevermind the fact i make what i do now cause i worked my ass off for it... oh god no, white people earn their money, its not just handed to them for being white??? I hate racists so much... no education
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Male 12,138
Hehe, so worries Negative. You`re protected by the Armor of Veteran Userhood, and the Helmet of Not-Being-A-Racist-Dickhead, unlike that other twat.
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Male 376
This, along with almost everything on atom, sucked.
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Male 2,582
That banhammer swung waaay too close to my hate filled post Davy, watch it next time!
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Male 12,138
vv chox, we`re all for informed debate on racial issues, but that kind of hate-speech is not cool. Try sticking to youtube comments in future, more your level.

[banhammer]

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Male 167
i would like to say this does not represent all whiteys.
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Male 2,582
ATOM.COM ALERT!!!!!

I don`t think we could have anything gayer than if Ricky Martin sucked off all of the Jonas Brothers at a gay pride love-a-thon during a gay pride parade.

This sort of attempt at comedy may have been funny to a few people in 1993, now, it`s really sad at the expense of the presenter.

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Female 5,139
LMAO i found this hilarious xD


and guys, stop bitching, all white people do is moan...;)

btw, i AM white..female..

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Female 1,682
lmfao. ahaha. that is hilarious XD i love it :3
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Male 172
I`m white, and I have no car, no house and am being evicted from my ghetto apartment because I cant afford it.
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Female 495
Well... I can see this being contentious!
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Male 325
Link: White People`s Problems [Rate Link] - Bad tasting lattes at Starbucks, in-grown hair and declining stock portfolios--it`s hard out here for a white guy.
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