Unattractive Lady Charged With Indecent Exposure

Submitted by: kimberly163 7 years ago Weird
http://www.seacoastonline.com/articles/20090327-NEWS-90327045

You"ll never guess what her charges were. (First sentence of article.)
There are 82 comments:
Female 25
why was she picking up dog poo in the almost-nude?
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Male 169
Buttcrack chin =X
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Female 2,064
Why?
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Male 2,582
Fap fap fap!
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Female 57
OMG I wonder if she is related to the woman who used to live across the street from the house I grew up in. That lady was a total uggo too and she used do "lawnwork" in a towel and happened to have to bend over EVERYTIME a car drove by, it was nasty! or she would sit on the front step and pull a sharon stone when cars went by..ugh. great now that article un-repressed horrible childhood memories =(
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Male 7,933
Seems like a reasonable young lady
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Female 646
lol i read that as "parselmouth".
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Male 506
Portsmouth. That says it all.
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Male 128
Rofl,that`d be gross
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Male 394
At first I figured it would be about her face.
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Male 418
o come on... i live in Kansas. people that look like that and do things like that are common place here in "whogivesapoo" nowhere America :)
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Female 40
Are they sure it was `dog` faeces?
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Male 2,159
That was quite horrifying. But it was funny that Sargeant Sargent did the arresting!

Was this Portsmouth England, or Portsmouth USA? If it`s the former, I feel it necessary to point out that not all our women look like that.

KRAYZEEGIRL, I don`t think the boobs were the issue. It was probably the view from behind of the flabby, hairy, ok actually I`m gonna stop there. I need to go look at something really attractive. NOW!

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Female 2,258
This is the second strange news story that has come out of my home state of NH recently... I`m starting to be ashamed of home. |-(
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Male 1
The Police Sergeant`s name is Sgt. Darrin Sargent?

Sgt. Sargent?!?!?! Are you Kiddin me?!!

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Female 495
Well seeing as the title told me what her charges were, i didnt really need to guess..
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Male 292
KRAYZEEGIRL that description was not necessary.
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Male 99
Awwww, she was hungry...
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Male 413
isn`t she a looker
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Male 420
i like how it put her address in the article
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Male 9,306
Wonder why she was picking up dog crap...
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Female 447
gozirra said "There are some really really freaky people out there."

lol freaky? she is ann older fat chick who probably went out in a night shirt or something lol

it`s not like she was wearing a strap-on

and honestly if she is that big than you probably couldnt even tell what was under the shirt unless her boobs hang that low than you may have been able to make out a nipple or something.

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Female 779
So... Was she with her dog? Or collecting random feces?
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Female 1,199
arghhhhh!!!
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Male 1,686
holy f-king spam attack...
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Male 1,835
woah.... it wasn`t florida
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Male 4,547
I CAN`T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!

*Weeps*

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Female 298
get me a bowl/bucket/bag/ WHATEVR, just quick
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Male 375
There are some really really freaky people out there.
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Female 1,082
i don`t why her ugliness is relevant, however the fact that she was collecting poo pantsless is quite disturbing.
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Female 1,436
I threw up twice once the article opened.

Stay classy, IAB

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Male 181
Talk about someone who`s just completely given up. Wow.
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Male 593
Yeah I`d have never guessed what her charges are. I was desperate to read the first sentence to find out!

I was half expecting her to be just mediocrily bad, but then... DAMN, she is indeed a monster! An ugly monster waiting to haunt my worst dreams! AAAHHH!!

@ Bananajojo: depends on where you live :P

@ Moefreak - what? You put your shoes back on after you take your pants off? Why?

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Male 807
Unattractive would be a compliment for that disgusting blob of fat.
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Female 1,264
Wait, that was it? Wow. I`m dissapointed IAB.
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Male 74
Of all the people in the world who should be MADE to wear pants - this woman would have to be close to the top.
What posessed her to go outside to pick up doc feces pantless anyways?? haha thats ridiculous
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Male 10,440
How is this news?
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Male 15,832
All her pants are probably too tight for her to bend over. Bend over? Oh, God, what did I just say? (Throws up in mouth.) |-X
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Female 152
thank god they didint show the picture... thank you
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Male 214
oh god..I just died a little on the inside....i guess it doesnt help that she was collecting dog feces does it?....
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Female 4,028
What in the hell prompted her to go out pant-less?
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Male 418
Kyhole, without me reading his post, is it conway twitty?
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Male 45
Porky Piggin` it!
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Male 229
Of course she got charged. Who wants to walk outside their home and see a beached beluga whale flopping around with no pants?
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Female 9,402
EWW, I really not going to sleep tonight.
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Male 74
commentclown, i`m not gonna lie that part of family guy pissed me off. they have a habit of making things last wayyy too long
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Female 126
ahhhh......My eyes are in so much pain
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Male 1,029
v He dead boy.
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Male 127
I need to get that mental image out of my head.
so ladies and gentlemen,
mr.conway twitty...

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Male 63
Eww I`d rather eat bacon than see her in any state of undress
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Male 3,014
Pleasant dreams, guys.

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Male 17,512
This rates a posting on IAB ?
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Male 121
How could the cops tell where the poo ended and she began?
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Male 12,365
Given the time and the place, it may well have been her own dog that had woken her up. So she wasn`t fully dressed and was too tired to bother for a few minutes outside at night.

If that`s the case, I`d say that it`s too trivial to be a criminal matter. If that`s the case, she shouldn`t be considered a sex offender. At most, a minor public disorder charge and a fine.

Also...was she naked from the waist down or just not wearing pants?

She could emigrate to the UK. Women here cannot be charged with indecent exposure under any circumstances. The law deliberately and very explicitly makes it impossible. Even if a woman stripped completely naked, painted her arse blue and went running around in the middle of London in the middle of the day making people look at her, she couldn`t be charged with indecent exposure. Although she`d probably get exposure most of the year - it`s not all that warm here :) She`d get a staggering amount of exposure in the media, too.

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Male 2,388
no but really ugly people need love too

ugly pantless people picking up dog poo need to be thrown in jail

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Female 1,963
Oh dear lord. Not only is she unattractive, or simply partially naked... but she`s naked from the waist down- which is absolutely the worst kind of nudity. NO ONE looks good in shoes and a shirt. That`s why going to the gyno is so awkward.
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Female 1,071
anyone else think she looks like john travolta in chubby drag? no, just me? okay then.

now was she picking up dog poop from her dog to be a nice person- or was she picking up others dog poop for...unknown reasons.

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Male 203
This is me opening this link...

"Oh man, i wonder how `unattractive" she is. Probobly not that bad. she WAS naked in public, I wonder what that means. Man, this is taking a while to load... I bet its just the internet saying she is uglier than she is cause we are so obsessed with Hollywood beauty, no one cares what real people look like any more HOLY BALLS SHE IS UGLY! quick, close the window!!! Augghh, I`m blind!! NOOOOO!!!!...

nothing left to do now than tell people how ugly I think this woman is...

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Female 4,197
why... was she picking up dog poop.. nekkid from the waist down..?

the mind boggles O.o

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Female 15,763
Picking up poop, not wearing pants, that whole situation is just... very gross.
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Female 1,269
awwww
dont make fun of ugly people =[
but that is strange...
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Female 1,677
I`ll never guess what her charges were? I think the link title kind of gives it away...
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Female 1,401
i wonder what would happen if *I* stopped wearing pants hmmm hmm?
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Male 928
Unattractive is such an understatement.
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Male 81
AAACK!
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Male 306
lol i find this super hilarious!!!!!!!
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Female 262
Um what?
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Male 1,153
ahaha dutty cow
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Male 109
ewwwwwwwwwwwww
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Female 1,112
Who the drat is responsible enough to clean up their dogs poo, and yet not responsible enough to wear pants while doing it!?!?!?
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Male 62
My mom is SO embarrassing!
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Male 3,014
...
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...WHY!?
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Female 390
I wasnt expecting her to look that bad tbh :/ HOOOOOOOOOT x
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Male 2,125
holy sonofabitch that`s disgusting D=
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Male 1,357
lmfao! good stuff, stay classy
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Male 882
gross
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Male 1,148
Eww that`s just... odd :S
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Male 761
In before "I`d tap that"
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Female 60
god tht`s disturbing.
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Male 346
sucks to be her, and the neighbor
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Female 42
...ew.
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Female 432
Link: Unattractive Lady Charged With Indecent Exposure [Rate Link] - You`ll never guess what her charges were. (First sentence of article.)
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