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Date: 04/05/09 03:01 PM

82 Responses to Unattractive Lady Charged With Indecent Exposure

  1. Profile photo of kimberly163
    kimberly163 Female 18-29
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    April 5, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    Link: Unattractive Lady Charged With Indecent Exposure - You`ll never guess what her charges were. (First sentence of article.)
  2. Profile photo of SuriOokami
    SuriOokami Female 13-17
    42 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 3:04 pm
    ...ew.
  3. Profile photo of Samuelsoon
    Samuelsoon Male 18-29
    346 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 3:07 pm
    sucks to be her, and the neighbor
  4. Profile photo of names_hannah
    names_hannah Female 13-17
    60 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    god tht`s disturbing.
  5. Profile photo of Ant0n
    Ant0n Male 18-29
    761 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    In before "I`d tap that"
  6. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
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    April 5, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    Eww that`s just... odd :S
  7. Profile photo of jdjd5883
    jdjd5883 Male 18-29
    883 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    gross
  8. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    lmfao! good stuff, stay classy
  9. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
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    April 5, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    holy sonofabitch that`s disgusting D=
  10. Profile photo of Harijuku
    Harijuku Female 18-29
    390 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    I wasnt expecting her to look that bad tbh :/ HOOOOOOOOOT x
  11. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
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    April 5, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    ...
    ...
    ...WHY!?
  12. Profile photo of raceal2
    raceal2 Male 18-29
    62 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    My mom is SO embarrassing!
  13. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
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    April 5, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    Who the drat is responsible enough to clean up their dogs poo, and yet not responsible enough to wear pants while doing it!?!?!?
  14. Profile photo of Fishmanjo
    Fishmanjo Male 18-29
    109 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    ewwwwwwwwwwwww
  15. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    ahaha dutty cow
  16. Profile photo of HighEndMeep
    HighEndMeep Female 18-29
    262 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    Um what?
  17. Profile photo of brownsugar3
    brownsugar3 Male 18-29
    306 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    lol i find this super hilarious!!!!!!!
  18. Profile photo of rdgfx3
    rdgfx3 Male 40-49
    81 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    AAACK!
  19. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    Unattractive is such an understatement.
  20. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    i wonder what would happen if *I* stopped wearing pants hmmm hmm?
  21. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
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    April 5, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    I`ll never guess what her charges were? I think the link title kind of gives it away...
  22. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
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    April 5, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    awwww
    dont make fun of ugly people =[
    but that is strange...
  23. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    Picking up poop, not wearing pants, that whole situation is just... very gross.
  24. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    why... was she picking up dog poop.. nekkid from the waist down..?

    the mind boggles O.o

  25. Profile photo of hyybrucewayn
    hyybrucewayn Male 18-29
    203 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    This is me opening this link...

    "Oh man, i wonder how `unattractive" she is. Probobly not that bad. she WAS naked in public, I wonder what that means. Man, this is taking a while to load... I bet its just the internet saying she is uglier than she is cause we are so obsessed with Hollywood beauty, no one cares what real people look like any more HOLY BALLS SHE IS UGLY! quick, close the window!!! Augghh, I`m blind!! NOOOOO!!!!...

    nothing left to do now than tell people how ugly I think this woman is...

  26. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
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    April 5, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    anyone else think she looks like john travolta in chubby drag? no, just me? okay then.

    now was she picking up dog poop from her dog to be a nice person- or was she picking up others dog poop for...unknown reasons.

  27. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    Oh dear lord. Not only is she unattractive, or simply partially naked... but she`s naked from the waist down- which is absolutely the worst kind of nudity. NO ONE looks good in shoes and a shirt. That`s why going to the gyno is so awkward.
  28. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
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    April 5, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    no but really ugly people need love too

    ugly pantless people picking up dog poo need to be thrown in jail

  29. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    Given the time and the place, it may well have been her own dog that had woken her up. So she wasn`t fully dressed and was too tired to bother for a few minutes outside at night.

    If that`s the case, I`d say that it`s too trivial to be a criminal matter. If that`s the case, she shouldn`t be considered a sex offender. At most, a minor public disorder charge and a fine.

    Also...was she naked from the waist down or just not wearing pants?

    She could emigrate to the UK. Women here cannot be charged with indecent exposure under any circumstances. The law deliberately and very explicitly makes it impossible. Even if a woman stripped completely naked, painted her arse blue and went running around in the middle of London in the middle of the day making people look at her, she couldn`t be charged with indecent exposure. Although she`d probably get exposure most of the year - it`s not all that warm here :) She`d get a staggering amount of exposure in the media, too.

  30. Profile photo of boone
    boone Male 18-29
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    April 5, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    How could the cops tell where the poo ended and she began?
  31. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    This rates a posting on IAB ?
  32. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 5:11 pm
    Pleasant dreams, guys.

  33. Profile photo of boglob
    boglob Male 18-29
    63 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    Eww I`d rather eat bacon than see her in any state of undress
  34. Profile photo of commentClown
    commentClown Male 13-17
    127 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    I need to get that mental image out of my head.
    so ladies and gentlemen,
    mr.conway twitty...

  35. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    v He dead boy.
  36. Profile photo of Tieagra
    Tieagra Female 18-29
    126 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    ahhhh......My eyes are in so much pain
  37. Profile photo of Kyhole
    Kyhole Male 13-17
    74 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    commentclown, i`m not gonna lie that part of family guy pissed me off. they have a habit of making things last wayyy too long
  38. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9261 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    EWW, I really not going to sleep tonight.
  39. Profile photo of sam0hT
    sam0hT Male 13-17
    229 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    Of course she got charged. Who wants to walk outside their home and see a beached beluga whale flopping around with no pants?
  40. Profile photo of Dynmitrave
    Dynmitrave Male 18-29
    45 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    Porky Piggin` it!
  41. Profile photo of iPirate
    iPirate Male 13-17
    419 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    Kyhole, without me reading his post, is it conway twitty?
  42. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 6:33 pm
    What in the hell prompted her to go out pant-less?
  43. Profile photo of j12araiza
    j12araiza Male 18-29
    214 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    oh god..I just died a little on the inside....i guess it doesnt help that she was collecting dog feces does it?....
  44. Profile photo of BoredMamii
    BoredMamii Female 13-17
    152 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 7:27 pm
    thank god they didint show the picture... thank you
  45. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    April 5, 2009 at 8:28 pm
    All her pants are probably too tight for her to bend over. Bend over? Oh, God, what did I just say? (Throws up in mouth.) |-X
  46. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    How is this news?
  47. Profile photo of monkeyshine7
    monkeyshine7 Male 18-29
    74 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 8:42 pm
    Of all the people in the world who should be MADE to wear pants - this woman would have to be close to the top.
    What posessed her to go outside to pick up doc feces pantless anyways?? haha thats ridiculous
  48. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1264 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    Wait, that was it? Wow. I`m dissapointed IAB.
  49. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 9:13 pm
    Unattractive would be a compliment for that disgusting blob of fat.
  50. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 9:31 pm
    Yeah I`d have never guessed what her charges are. I was desperate to read the first sentence to find out!

    I was half expecting her to be just mediocrily bad, but then... DAMN, she is indeed a monster! An ugly monster waiting to haunt my worst dreams! AAAHHH!!

    @ Bananajojo: depends on where you live :P

    @ Moefreak - what? You put your shoes back on after you take your pants off? Why?

  51. Profile photo of lightingbug
    lightingbug Male 30-39
    181 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 9:47 pm
    Talk about someone who`s just completely given up. Wow.
  52. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 9:52 pm
    I threw up twice once the article opened.

    Stay classy, IAB

  53. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 10:02 pm
    i don`t why her ugliness is relevant, however the fact that she was collecting poo pantsless is quite disturbing.
  54. Profile photo of gozirra
    gozirra Male 40-49
    375 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 10:06 pm
    There are some really really freaky people out there.
  55. Profile photo of kat_iiejayne
    kat_iiejayne Female 13-17
    298 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 10:21 pm
    get me a bowl/bucket/bag/ WHATEVR, just quick
  56. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 10:38 pm
    I CAN`T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!

    *Weeps*

  57. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 11:06 pm
    woah.... it wasn`t florida
  58. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 11:15 pm
    holy f-king spam attack...
  59. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 11:19 pm
    arghhhhh!!!
  60. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
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    April 5, 2009 at 11:30 pm
    So... Was she with her dog? Or collecting random feces?
  61. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    April 5, 2009 at 11:32 pm
    gozirra said "There are some really really freaky people out there."

    lol freaky? she is ann older fat chick who probably went out in a night shirt or something lol

    it`s not like she was wearing a strap-on

    and honestly if she is that big than you probably couldnt even tell what was under the shirt unless her boobs hang that low than you may have been able to make out a nipple or something.

  62. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    April 6, 2009 at 12:09 am
    Wonder why she was picking up dog crap...
  63. Profile photo of aussieguy29
    aussieguy29 Male 18-29
    420 posts
    April 6, 2009 at 12:41 am
    i like how it put her address in the article
  64. Profile photo of toans
    toans Male 13-17
    413 posts
    April 6, 2009 at 1:40 am
    isn`t she a looker
  65. Profile photo of GIAG
    GIAG Male 30-39
    99 posts
    April 6, 2009 at 4:00 am
    Awwww, she was hungry...
  66. Profile photo of grandmasterz
    grandmasterz Male 18-29
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    April 6, 2009 at 4:18 am
    KRAYZEEGIRL that description was not necessary.
  67. Profile photo of SarahJ86
    SarahJ86 Female 18-29
    495 posts
    April 6, 2009 at 4:19 am
    Well seeing as the title told me what her charges were, i didnt really need to guess..
  68. Profile photo of Donaldoliny
    Donaldoliny Male 18-29
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    April 6, 2009 at 4:26 am
    The Police Sergeant`s name is Sgt. Darrin Sargent?

    Sgt. Sargent?!?!?! Are you Kiddin me?!!

  69. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    April 6, 2009 at 5:16 am
    This is the second strange news story that has come out of my home state of NH recently... I`m starting to be ashamed of home. |-(
  70. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
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    April 6, 2009 at 7:42 am
    That was quite horrifying. But it was funny that Sargeant Sargent did the arresting!

    Was this Portsmouth England, or Portsmouth USA? If it`s the former, I feel it necessary to point out that not all our women look like that.

    KRAYZEEGIRL, I don`t think the boobs were the issue. It was probably the view from behind of the flabby, hairy, ok actually I`m gonna stop there. I need to go look at something really attractive. NOW!

  71. Profile photo of eye_spy
    eye_spy Female 18-29
    40 posts
    April 6, 2009 at 7:51 am
    Are they sure it was `dog` faeces?
  72. Profile photo of fknloser
    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    April 6, 2009 at 8:09 am
    o come on... i live in Kansas. people that look like that and do things like that are common place here in "whogivesapoo" nowhere America :)
  73. Profile photo of Cheese84o6
    Cheese84o6 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    April 6, 2009 at 8:36 am
    At first I figured it would be about her face.
  74. Profile photo of Exquisitte
    Exquisitte Male 13-17
    128 posts
    April 6, 2009 at 11:56 am
    Rofl,that`d be gross
  75. Profile photo of Vhreio
    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    April 6, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    Portsmouth. That says it all.
  76. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    April 6, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    lol i read that as "parselmouth".
  77. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    April 6, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    Seems like a reasonable young lady
  78. Profile photo of JuniorGem
    JuniorGem Female 18-29
    57 posts
    April 6, 2009 at 8:33 pm
    OMG I wonder if she is related to the woman who used to live across the street from the house I grew up in. That lady was a total uggo too and she used do "lawnwork" in a towel and happened to have to bend over EVERYTIME a car drove by, it was nasty! or she would sit on the front step and pull a sharon stone when cars went by..ugh. great now that article un-repressed horrible childhood memories =(
  79. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    April 6, 2009 at 10:45 pm
    Fap fap fap!
  80. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    April 12, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    Why?
  81. Profile photo of The_Waz
    The_Waz Male 18-29
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    April 25, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    Buttcrack chin =X
  82. Profile photo of kaylala
    kaylala Female 18-29
    25 posts
    May 27, 2010 at 7:59 am
    why was she picking up dog poo in the almost-nude?

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