Turn You Car Into An Unstoppable Murder Machine

Submitted by: steve41high 7 years ago Tech
http://divisibleby0.com/murder/

In 8 easy steps!
There are 31 comments:
Male 690
Lamo couple of dorks pimping a loser dating site
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Female 70
Here is another way in just two steps:

Step One: Have a few roostertails.
Step Two: Get behind the wheel and drive.

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Male 87
4 and 8 is all i will need! >=D
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Male 2,238
haha AK`s on the wipers ftw.
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Female 15,763
I swear these are the funniest f*cking dating site adverts EVER.
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Male 1,629
mild language i guess
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Male 1,629
mingle does have alot of great random stuff like that phases of dating check it out, hilarious and true
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Male 586
lol at squirting water in bears` eyes. i died a little inside when i read that.
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Male 569
haha `fear is the ultimate weapon.`
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Male 2,506
or you can just let an asian drive..
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Female 2,064
Ha, I love these kind of sites.
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Male 506
every car is already a potential murder weapon as it is...
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Male 807
Cool, except the dating advert had nothing to do with the content.
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Male 1,153
"*your* car. Not *you* car, but *your* car."

its what i like to call `a mistake`

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Male 307
erm. why?
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Male 2,855
but if you open the trunk the bees will attack you
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Male 1,629
i dont care how many times i see this i always lmao
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Female 198
Thank you desisrule2 for succeeding in making me laugh. The link was lacking in humor.
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Male 5
I have one step:
Go play Camageddon, you`ll learn it soon enough (those razors-edges on the cars are just fot esthetics xD)
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Male 211
how to turn your car into an unstoppable murder machine in one step: Drive Fast.
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Male 610
all this for a dating site? ....fail...just....fail
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Female 38
>>vicious liar
Oh, of course. I had forgotten about the conjugative properties of nouns, haha. Silly me.
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Male 1,226
"*your* car. Not *you* car, but *your* car. "

No, he obviously wrote it like a verb: I car- you car- he cars etc. Lrn2grammar.

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Female 1,653
Just drive into people.
Job done!
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Female 125
This is going on my bulletin board to prepare for the imminent zombie attack!
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Female 38
*your* car. Not *you* car, but *your* car.
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Male 120
the bees in the trunk lol
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Male 506
Thanks, IAB! Thanks to these easy steps, my car is now an unstoppable murder machine!
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Male 349
it`s a geo metro!
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Female 13
The yaks blood thing made me giggle. :]
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Male 1,153
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