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Date: 04/03/09 09:11 AM

31 Responses to Turn You Car Into An Unstoppable Murder Machine

  1. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 8:15 am
    Link: Turn You Car Into An Unstoppable Murder Machine - In 8 easy steps!
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    anna610 Female 13-17
    13 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:17 am
    The yaks blood thing made me giggle. :]
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    NotjonGreco Male 18-29
    350 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:24 am
    it`s a geo metro!
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    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:28 am
    Thanks, IAB! Thanks to these easy steps, my car is now an unstoppable murder machine!
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    That_dude Male 18-29
    120 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:34 am
    the bees in the trunk lol
  6. Profile photo of blkstallion
    blkstallion Female 18-29
    38 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 9:50 am
    *your* car. Not *you* car, but *your* car.
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    Courtney158 Female 13-17
    125 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 10:23 am
    This is going on my bulletin board to prepare for the imminent zombie attack!
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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 10:25 am
    Just drive into people.
    Job done!
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    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 11:49 am
    "*your* car. Not *you* car, but *your* car. "

    No, he obviously wrote it like a verb: I car- you car- he cars etc. Lrn2grammar.

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    blkstallion Female 18-29
    38 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    >>vicious liar
    Oh, of course. I had forgotten about the conjugative properties of nouns, haha. Silly me.
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    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    all this for a dating site? ....fail...just....fail
  12. Profile photo of desisrule2
    desisrule2 Male 18-29
    211 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    how to turn your car into an unstoppable murder machine in one step: Drive Fast.
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    thevole Male 13-17
    5 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    I have one step:
    Go play Camageddon, you`ll learn it soon enough (those razors-edges on the cars are just fot esthetics xD)
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    aliachloe Female 13-17
    198 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    Thank you desisrule2 for succeeding in making me laugh. The link was lacking in humor.
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    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    i dont care how many times i see this i always lmao
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    but if you open the trunk the bees will attack you
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    lord_byron Male 13-17
    307 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    erm. why?
  18. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    "*your* car. Not *you* car, but *your* car."

    its what i like to call `a mistake`

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    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    Cool, except the dating advert had nothing to do with the content.
  20. Profile photo of aBISS
    aBISS Male 13-17
    506 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    every car is already a potential murder weapon as it is...
  21. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    Ha, I love these kind of sites.
  22. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    or you can just let an asian drive..
  23. Profile photo of SLC77
    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    haha `fear is the ultimate weapon.`
  24. Profile photo of raikun12
    raikun12 Male 18-29
    586 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    lol at squirting water in bears` eyes. i died a little inside when i read that.
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    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    mingle does have alot of great random stuff like that phases of dating check it out, hilarious and true
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    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    mild language i guess
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    April 3, 2009 at 11:40 pm
    I swear these are the funniest f*cking dating site adverts EVER.
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    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 1:00 am
    haha AK`s on the wipers ftw.
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    Sukru Male 18-29
    87 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 1:45 am
    4 and 8 is all i will need! >=D
  30. Profile photo of corrine26
    corrine26 Female 18-29
    70 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 9:22 am
    Here is another way in just two steps:

    Step One: Have a few roostertails.
    Step Two: Get behind the wheel and drive.

  31. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 9:44 am
    Lamo couple of dorks pimping a loser dating site

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