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Date: 04/21/09 03:34 PM

107 Responses to Toy Failure On Every Level Possible [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    Link: Toy Failure On Every Level Possible - This one ranks right up there with the Wolverine air valve disaster.
  2. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    815 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    I had to say it a couple times to figure out what the hell they were thinking...
  3. Profile photo of pariahnola
    pariahnola Male 18-29
    649 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    I don`t get
  4. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1897 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    haha,

    but seriously, those things are pretty neat.

  5. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    Stop messin up the screen ChrisRLive >:(
  6. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2132 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    ...i have a toypedo

    but its not like this one at all. and i never thought of it in that context

    good thing i call it a torpeado

  7. Profile photo of Traxus
    Traxus Male 13-17
    105 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    HAHAHA storm pistol, I get it.
  8. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    "I don`t get"

    it

  9. Profile photo of outfire
    outfire Male 13-17
    524 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    lol, fail!
  10. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    Wow, these people need to hire a new creative director or something.
  11. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2029 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    WOAHH... some people are just dumb. -_-
    Either that, or they`re really creepy perverts. o_o

    But then again, I wonder if I actually would see the fail in this if it weren`t specifically pointed out on here. Hm.

  12. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    lol...fun factor of a pet rock...
  13. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    Ahahahahaha

    *takes a breath*

    ROFLMFAO

  14. Profile photo of BlueJack
    BlueJack Female 18-29
    385 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    Took me a bit to get it, but I still don`t get how on earth that thing could be fun.
  15. Profile photo of Charliez
    Charliez Male 18-29
    15 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    im sure every kid will want one!
  16. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    Off the subject, but Good Gravy Fancy`s current profile pic is creepy!!
  17. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2128 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    What the hell are you supposed to do with that thing? I`m certain this wasn`t an accident
  18. Profile photo of vilem
    vilem Male 18-29
    372 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    That looks fairly suspicious..
    However what its used for is for underwater play. They are actually quite fun, i have used them while diving. You toss it to someone else, usually does a crazy arc. fun
  19. Profile photo of videokidd
    videokidd Male 18-29
    14 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    It was a pool toy, if you threw it under water it would glide rather smoothly under it got to the other side. I used to have a few, but they weren`t called Toypedo`s...
  20. Profile photo of jenbits
    jenbits Female 18-29
    20 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    toy pedo? creepy. that plastic smile will haunt my dreams...
  21. Profile photo of zucedamoose
    zucedamoose Male 13-17
    60 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    those things r rly fun,that one looks rly gay but you throw em underwater like torpedos
  22. Profile photo of 520
    520 Male 13-17
    432 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    don`t you just love dollar stores?
  23. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    lulz. that kid sure has a big smile ;-)
  24. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    I also had a toypedo for a while until the pool chlorine made it dissolve after 8 years. And oddly enough, it wasn`t until now that I notice the innuendo in it (since I pronounced it to rhyme with "torpedo".

    Of course, it was just this giant purple and green rubber thing, not this orange monstrosity with a creepy-ass kid`s face on it.

  25. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    I don`t get it.
  26. Profile photo of AuraFox
    AuraFox Female 18-29
    87 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    The disembodied head really doesnt help..
  27. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    lawlz
  28. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9186 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    lol, but I think the Wolverine air valve still was funnier.
  29. Profile photo of Bat_Girl
    Bat_Girl Female 13-17
    323 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    toyPEDOphile.
  30. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    yeah.. i dont see it either.. is it cause its phallic? or.. cause the toy"pedo" could be taken as pedophile? yeah.. not funny.. lame
  31. Profile photo of ZIMAAgent7
    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    Meh, not as good as the Wolverine toy fail. Perhaps the worst toy fail of all would be Rad Repeatin` Tarzan XD

    Epic Tarzan Toy Fail!

  32. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    I think it`s because:
    1.ToyPEDO(phile)
    2.It looks like a penis
    3.The picture is of a scared looking kid having it comeing towards his mouth and a splash on the other side of his face which could be misinterpretted as well...
  33. Profile photo of thefireguy22
    thefireguy22 Male 18-29
    418 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    two words: "marketing dumb-asses"
  34. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    that`s pretty good lol
  35. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    At least it doesn`t look like he`s going to give it a blow job or any- Oh... nevermind.
  36. Profile photo of happydappy
    happydappy Male 13-17
    43 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    Zima is right, the Tarzan Toy is more of a fail. But still, I don`t know how this one (or the Tarzan one) made it into stores.
  37. Profile photo of fghj
    fghj Male 30-39
    393 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    there actually pretty fun
  38. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    seriously, i should be employed as a marketing filter, if a toy is dirty, leave it to a high school teen to see it.
  39. Profile photo of icantthink41
    icantthink41 Male 18-29
    350 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    I had one of the name brand one of those, pretty fun. I also like the little explosion on the other side of the head, skeet skeet.
  40. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    Surely someone sued someone over this?
  41. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    oh wow...
    last year my and my friend got one of these but it had a different name...and it was green...
    really fun actually! ^^
  42. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    Does it have, "vibrating action"?
  43. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    LOL I clicked this link thinking "another drating stupid description by a retard user", but surprisingly that toy definitely does fail in every way possible.
  44. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    Could it be done worse? It almost looks like it was done on purpose.
  45. Profile photo of ohlax
    ohlax Male 13-17
    818 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    wow really?
  46. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    i can only imagine how this idea was pitched to the company...
  47. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1505 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    @neveryours

    Coming from a female, who knows what you mean.

  48. Profile photo of friday13th77
    friday13th77 Female 18-29
    26 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    This is Dollarama. I have one a couple blocks from my house. I gotta check it out...
  49. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    Yea, i have a toypedo, but it looks like a missle, not a friggin male member... this just isn`t cool man
  50. Profile photo of CallofKtulu
    CallofKtulu Male 18-29
    245 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    ... Not to mention that the word "PEDO" is highlighted in orange in the name, paired with a child on the cover...
  51. Profile photo of aduan
    aduan Male 18-29
    46 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    right into his open mouth
  52. Profile photo of themadcap
    themadcap Male 18-29
    97 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    Just wrong on every level, lol
  53. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    ....Toy FAILURE?
    Psht, I call toy WIN.
  54. Profile photo of Mah_Boi
    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    Wow...I`ve seen those and known friends with them, but I never even noticed...
  55. Profile photo of PeRsOnAaNiMa
    PeRsOnAaNiMa Male 18-29
    192 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    Pedo bear would be proud!
  56. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    Hmm I dunno, I see nothing wrong with that Storm Pistol.
  57. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    ...ok arm torpedos tubes 2 and 4 then fire your research and development dept
  58. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    hey i just noticed...its called `toypedo`...toy...pedo. toy, pedophile. toy-pedo.
  59. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    722 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    Man, that is just unfortunate. It`s not even a fail, really. Just unfortunate.
  60. Profile photo of jar-head
    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    looks kinda like...a banana
  61. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    789 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    $2 at Dollarama WTF!?!?!?!!? so gay
  62. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    "Coming from a female, who knows what you mean."

    huh?
    ...
    OH MY GOD!

  63. Profile photo of orchydork
    orchydork Female 18-29
    406 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    i got that RIGHT AWAY. so much that i didn`t understand the "real," meaning.
  64. Profile photo of theguy91
    theguy91 Male 18-29
    216 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    Ugh, those Storm Pistols are pieces of crap.
  65. Profile photo of fillemorte
    fillemorte Female 18-29
    741 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    what makes me curious is why did so many people had to have seen this being invented, processed and made...and never..said a thing...about...yeah.
  66. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 9:02 pm
    you know there`s some toy creators out there having a contest of who can make the most controversial toys that still get manufactured...
  67. Profile photo of hi2pi
    hi2pi Male 30-39
    736 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 9:14 pm
    ...
  68. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 9:45 pm
    @ fillemorte: "what makes me curious is why did so many people had to have seen this being invented, processed and made...and never..said a thing...about...yeah."

    The question should be, "How many people WHO CAN SPEAK ENGLISH saw this being invented, processed and made...and never..said a thing...about...yeah.

    Answer: None.

  69. Profile photo of Filipino916
    Filipino916 Male 18-29
    494 posts
    April 21, 2009 at 10:49 pm
    I remember a couple of years ago on I-mockery.com that -RoG- (sp?) discovered a bunch of dollar store toys that looked like a puzzle game only... well just see for yourself:
    A New `Hitlerific` Toy!!
  70. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 3:48 am
    Meh.
  71. Profile photo of evildentist
    evildentist Female 18-29
    21 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 4:52 am
    Wow, totally didn`t get it for like 15 seconds... shame on me.

    And what`s with all the spam?

  72. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2262 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 6:00 am
    ...Complete with splatter mark right next to the kids face.

    Oh god.. I just gagged a little.

  73. Profile photo of saruuhh
    saruuhh Female 13-17
    1 post
    April 22, 2009 at 6:04 am
    LOL, DOLLARAMA FTW.
  74. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 6:12 am
    Is that a dildo with fins?
  75. Profile photo of matrixie
    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 6:37 am
    yes it is bananajojo. Part of a new sex game, like where you throw cards in a hat. fins are for better trajectory
  76. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 6:46 am
    LOL, I wasn`t expecting that when I opened the link. I about choked on the water I was drinking at the time.
  77. Profile photo of nibbled
    nibbled Male 18-29
    40 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 7:01 am
    this can`t be for real... right?
  78. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 7:44 am
    Honestly, I don`t really see much wrong with it. :S
  79. Profile photo of smo
    smo Female 18-29
    351 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 9:00 am
    I have always wanted a toypedo!
  80. Profile photo of Tominatrix
    Tominatrix Male 13-17
    152 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 9:33 am
    The kid on the packet looks like he`s having so much fun :`)

    He would probably have more if he had a body but you can`t have it all.

  81. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 10:55 am
    mom took that toy away prity fast im guessing, but she didn`t throw it out...
  82. Profile photo of glorificus
    glorificus Female 18-29
    18 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 11:03 am
    The real question is.. what fun does a torpedo have without any launcher?

    "This is my toypedo.. it` just floats.."

  83. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 11:47 am
    "The real question is.. what fun does a torpedo have without any launcher?
    "This is my toypedo.. it` just floats.." "

    you throw it in to water and it shoots along underneath.

  84. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 11:56 am
    hmmm.....very convincing, but its missing cycling shorts, candy and a moustache
  85. Profile photo of toqr
    toqr Male 18-29
    199 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    any kid that looks like that deserves to get pedomized
  86. Profile photo of ninjakid88
    ninjakid88 Male 13-17
    55 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    the kid looks... molester...ey
  87. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    Don`t worry it`ll break as soon as you open the package.
  88. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    952 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    You`re supposed to throw them, glorificus. They glide underwater.
  89. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    I see like four or five double entendres here. Does that mean i have a dirty mind?
  90. Profile photo of jimenfel001
    jimenfel001 Female 13-17
    177 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    lol! i have a dirty mind. :-P
  91. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    You`d think the toy company would foresee something like this.
  92. Profile photo of Bananananana
    Bananananana Female 13-17
    80 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    haha.
    The first thing I thought is if you atually say the words `toypedo` it sounds like your saying torpedo in a terrible new york accent.

    ...I guess I`m not so dirty-minded.

  93. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    Oh deary deary dear. Couldn`t the designer see this???
  94. Profile photo of baby_ruth
    baby_ruth Female 18-29
    139 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    i dont get it? guess I dont have a dirty mind
  95. Profile photo of JuniorGem
    JuniorGem Female 18-29
    57 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    LOL unfourtunate marketing is amusing!
  96. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 7:13 pm
    Every. Possible. Level.
  97. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    April 22, 2009 at 9:45 pm
    pedo = pedophile
  98. Profile photo of rodrigorenzo
    rodrigorenzo Male 18-29
    355 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 8:14 am
    skullgrin, thanx, I would never get that.

    And, oh! the torpedo looks like a penis! did you saw that skullgrin??

  99. Profile photo of Madridlondon
    Madridlondon Male 13-17
    32 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 8:28 am
    AIR, AIR I NEED AIR.
    "Stop laughing"
    I CAN`T!!!!!!!!!!
  100. Profile photo of FecesinVCR
    FecesinVCR Male 18-29
    241 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    Hey! I used to have a toy-pedo. It kicked ass. Although, mine did not infact look like a dick.
  101. Profile photo of silvers1188
    silvers1188 Male 18-29
    37 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    hahaha, it`s a toy that`s raping your children Toy-Pedo, that`s HILLARIOUS!!!
  102. Profile photo of TrippyZero
    TrippyZero Male 13-17
    60 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    OH NO, THE CHILD`S ABOUT TO BE RAPED IN THE EAR BY A TOY-PEDO!XD I used to have one of those but I was like 9 so I didnt really know why my dad was laughing his ass off when we bought it!
  103. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    It was all done on purpose.
  104. Profile photo of xxlittleme
    xxlittleme Female 18-29
    109 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    I take way too much pride in that picture than I should. XD!
  105. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 10:51 am
    lol nice
  106. Profile photo of GizzieySykes
    GizzieySykes Female 18-29
    47 posts
    September 26, 2009 at 10:47 pm
    now, is it a "toy-pee-d`oh" or is it a "toy-peh-d`oh"
  107. Profile photo of cynic04
    cynic04 Male 18-29
    87 posts
    November 11, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    the look on that boys face, and the way he`s holding it... says it all...

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