Toy Failure On Every Level Possible [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

This one ranks right up there with the Wolverine air valve disaster.
There are 105 comments:
Male 87
the look on that boys face, and the way he`s holding it... says it all...
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Female 47
now, is it a "toy-pee-d`oh" or is it a "toy-peh-d`oh"
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Female 3,828
lol nice
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Female 109
I take way too much pride in that picture than I should. XD!
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Female 1,120
It was all done on purpose.
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Male 60
OH NO, THE CHILD`S ABOUT TO BE RAPED IN THE EAR BY A TOY-PEDO!XD I used to have one of those but I was like 9 so I didnt really know why my dad was laughing his ass off when we bought it!
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Male 37
hahaha, it`s a toy that`s raping your children Toy-Pedo, that`s HILLARIOUS!!!
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Male 240
Hey! I used to have a toy-pedo. It kicked ass. Although, mine did not infact look like a dick.
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Male 32
AIR, AIR I NEED AIR.
"Stop laughing"
I CAN`T!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 355
skullgrin, thanx, I would never get that.

And, oh! the torpedo looks like a penis! did you saw that skullgrin??

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Male 936
pedo = pedophile
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Male 1,598
Every. Possible. Level.
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Female 57
LOL unfourtunate marketing is amusing!
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Female 139
i dont get it? guess I dont have a dirty mind
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Male 1,718
Oh deary deary dear. Couldn`t the designer see this???
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Female 80
haha.
The first thing I thought is if you atually say the words `toypedo` it sounds like your saying torpedo in a terrible new york accent.

...I guess I`m not so dirty-minded.

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Female 2,064
You`d think the toy company would foresee something like this.
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Female 175
lol! i have a dirty mind. :-P
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Male 462
I see like four or five double entendres here. Does that mean i have a dirty mind?
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Male 949
You`re supposed to throw them, glorificus. They glide underwater.
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Female 854
Don`t worry it`ll break as soon as you open the package.
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Male 55
the kid looks... molester...ey
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Male 199
any kid that looks like that deserves to get pedomized
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Female 2,672
hmmm.....very convincing, but its missing cycling shorts, candy and a moustache
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Male 721
"The real question is.. what fun does a torpedo have without any launcher?
"This is my toypedo.. it` just floats.." "

you throw it in to water and it shoots along underneath.

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Female 18
The real question is.. what fun does a torpedo have without any launcher?

"This is my toypedo.. it` just floats.."

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Male 3,619
mom took that toy away prity fast im guessing, but she didn`t throw it out...
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Male 152
The kid on the packet looks like he`s having so much fun :`)

He would probably have more if he had a body but you can`t have it all.

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Female 351
I have always wanted a toypedo!
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Male 1,232
Honestly, I don`t really see much wrong with it. :S
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Male 40
this can`t be for real... right?
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Male 4,594
LOL, I wasn`t expecting that when I opened the link. I about choked on the water I was drinking at the time.
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Female 718
yes it is bananajojo. Part of a new sex game, like where you throw cards in a hat. fins are for better trajectory
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Female 1,401
Is that a dildo with fins?
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Female 1
LOL, DOLLARAMA FTW.
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Female 2,258
...Complete with splatter mark right next to the kids face.

Oh god.. I just gagged a little.

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Female 21
Wow, totally didn`t get it for like 15 seconds... shame on me.

And what`s with all the spam?

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Male 732
Meh.
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Male 493
I remember a couple of years ago on I-mockery.com that -RoG- (sp?) discovered a bunch of dollar store toys that looked like a puzzle game only... well just see for yourself:
A New `Hitlerific` Toy!!
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Male 15,832
@ fillemorte: "what makes me curious is why did so many people had to have seen this being invented, processed and made...and never..said a thing...about...yeah."

The question should be, "How many people WHO CAN SPEAK ENGLISH saw this being invented, processed and made...and never..said a thing...about...yeah.

Answer: None.

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Male 736
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Male 2,199
you know there`s some toy creators out there having a contest of who can make the most controversial toys that still get manufactured...
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Female 741
what makes me curious is why did so many people had to have seen this being invented, processed and made...and never..said a thing...about...yeah.
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Male 215
Ugh, those Storm Pistols are pieces of crap.
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Female 406
i got that RIGHT AWAY. so much that i didn`t understand the "real," meaning.
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Female 1,269
"Coming from a female, who knows what you mean."

huh?
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OH MY GOD!

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Male 788
$2 at Dollarama WTF!?!?!?!!? so gay
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Male 596
looks kinda like...a banana
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Male 720
Man, that is just unfortunate. It`s not even a fail, really. Just unfortunate.
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Male 4,793
hey i just noticed...its called `toypedo`...toy...pedo. toy, pedophile. toy-pedo.
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Male 2,592
...ok arm torpedos tubes 2 and 4 then fire your research and development dept
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Female 713
Hmm I dunno, I see nothing wrong with that Storm Pistol.
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Male 192
Pedo bear would be proud!
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Male 606
Wow...I`ve seen those and known friends with them, but I never even noticed...
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Female 2,044
....Toy FAILURE?
Psht, I call toy WIN.
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Male 97
Just wrong on every level, lol
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Male 46
right into his open mouth
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Male 245
... Not to mention that the word "PEDO" is highlighted in orange in the name, paired with a child on the cover...
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Male 2,748
Yea, i have a toypedo, but it looks like a missle, not a friggin male member... this just isn`t cool man
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Female 26
This is Dollarama. I have one a couple blocks from my house. I gotta check it out...
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Male 904
i can only imagine how this idea was pitched to the company...
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Male 818
wow really?
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Male 1,765
Could it be done worse? It almost looks like it was done on purpose.
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Male 813
LOL I clicked this link thinking "another drating stupid description by a retard user", but surprisingly that toy definitely does fail in every way possible.
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Male 2,582
Does it have, "vibrating action"?
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Female 1,269
oh wow...
last year my and my friend got one of these but it had a different name...and it was green...
really fun actually! ^^
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Male 8,302
Surely someone sued someone over this?
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Male 350
I had one of the name brand one of those, pretty fun. I also like the little explosion on the other side of the head, skeet skeet.
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Male 4,793
seriously, i should be employed as a marketing filter, if a toy is dirty, leave it to a high school teen to see it.
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Male 391
there actually pretty fun
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Male 43
Zima is right, the Tarzan Toy is more of a fail. But still, I don`t know how this one (or the Tarzan one) made it into stores.
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Female 15,763
At least it doesn`t look like he`s going to give it a blow job or any- Oh... nevermind.
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Female 1,112
that`s pretty good lol
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Male 419
two words: "marketing dumb-asses"
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Male 1,266
I think it`s because:
1.ToyPEDO(phile)
2.It looks like a penis
3.The picture is of a scared looking kid having it comeing towards his mouth and a splash on the other side of his face which could be misinterpretted as well...
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Male 512
Meh, not as good as the Wolverine toy fail. Perhaps the worst toy fail of all would be Rad Repeatin` Tarzan XD

Epic Tarzan Toy Fail!

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Female 5,222
yeah.. i dont see it either.. is it cause its phallic? or.. cause the toy"pedo" could be taken as pedophile? yeah.. not funny.. lame
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Female 323
toyPEDOphile.
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Female 9,402
lol, but I think the Wolverine air valve still was funnier.
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Female 1,082
lawlz
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Female 87
The disembodied head really doesnt help..
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Male 807
I don`t get it.
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Male 493
I also had a toypedo for a while until the pool chlorine made it dissolve after 8 years. And oddly enough, it wasn`t until now that I notice the innuendo in it (since I pronounced it to rhyme with "torpedo".

Of course, it was just this giant purple and green rubber thing, not this orange monstrosity with a creepy-ass kid`s face on it.

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Male 1,064
lulz. that kid sure has a big smile ;-)
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Male 431
don`t you just love dollar stores?
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Male 60
those things r rly fun,that one looks rly gay but you throw em underwater like torpedos
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Female 19
toy pedo? creepy. that plastic smile will haunt my dreams...
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Male 14
It was a pool toy, if you threw it under water it would glide rather smoothly under it got to the other side. I used to have a few, but they weren`t called Toypedo`s...
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Male 372
That looks fairly suspicious..
However what its used for is for underwater play. They are actually quite fun, i have used them while diving. You toss it to someone else, usually does a crazy arc. fun
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Male 2,125
What the hell are you supposed to do with that thing? I`m certain this wasn`t an accident
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Male 897
Off the subject, but Good Gravy Fancy`s current profile pic is creepy!!
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Male 15
im sure every kid will want one!
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Female 385
Took me a bit to get it, but I still don`t get how on earth that thing could be fun.
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Female 1,436
Ahahahahaha

*takes a breath*

ROFLMFAO

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Male 3,915
lol...fun factor of a pet rock...
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Male 2,028
WOAHH... some people are just dumb. -_-
Either that, or they`re really creepy perverts. o_o

But then again, I wonder if I actually would see the fail in this if it weren`t specifically pointed out on here. Hm.

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Male 1,666
Wow, these people need to hire a new creative director or something.
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Male 524
lol, fail!
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Male 1,153
"I don`t get"

it

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Male 105
HAHAHA storm pistol, I get it.
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Male 686
Stop messin up the screen ChrisRLive >:(
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Male 1,894
haha,

but seriously, those things are pretty neat.

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Male 649
I don`t get
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Male 814
I had to say it a couple times to figure out what the hell they were thinking...
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Male 19,840
Link: Toy Failure On Every Level Possible [Pic] [Rate Link] - This one ranks right up there with the Wolverine air valve disaster.
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