Top 60 Ghetto Names

Submitted by: Aus10816 8 years ago in Funny

A quick video countdown of the 60 most ""ghetto"" names you could ever imagine.
There are 142 comments:
Female 71
i LOVE how enthusiastic they are :]
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Female 211
Guuurrrllllll
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Female 105
Courtney.?? o.O Wow. Lol Fri`chickenisha
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Female 1
Uh yeah, My name is Sade (Shaw-day)
It`s cuban, not ghetto or remotely black.
and I`m native american.
nice assumption.
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Male 128
he vid was meh. i think they should have atleast tried to be realistic and gave proff of the names. I once knew a girl names Sa`de (shaw-day). no clue how that amounts to that pronunciation.
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Female 393
thats so accurate. except for when they started making names from food and drinks...
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Female 72
LOL I ran up to my grandma and yelled to her "YOU`RE GONA HAVE A GREAT GRANDDDAUGHTER NAMED SPONGBOBEESHIA!"
Surprisingly, she laughed...
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Female 41
My moms` a nurse and she`s run into a Shi`Thead. (Shih-Thaid), As`Shole (Ah-Sholay), and a Placenta.
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Female 60
hahahaha oh my god hilarious.
the end is the funniest.
my best friend`s name is courtney and she`s black!
swear to god.
:D
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Male 534
Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrll ftw
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Female 150
LMAO! My real name is Fatima, does that count?
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Male 72
haha, this is awesome
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Male 367
Bwahaha I started watching this video with my sister standing next to me, and we were laughing my heads off... My sister`s name is Courtney.
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Male 46
each seperate name sounds like a crazy new species.
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Female 107
I`ve fallen in love with the names of my students. Qwa`Neche, Tazhane, Ta`Jainaye, Ta`Shana, Joneisha...

Having grown up with Kelly, Amanda, Erin, Elizabeth, Molly, Megan etc. etc. etc., I find their names wholly refreshing.

Absolutely beautiful ^.^

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Male 45
too over the top? u`ve never been to atlanta
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Male 1,089
GOTTA HAVE MAH PURPLE DRINK!!!!
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Female 7
not funny at all!
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Female 1,082
not that funny. not offense, just not funny. i guess cause theyre too over the top. unfortunately i actually have heard some of these names before. i had a friend in the fifth grade named shaquila.
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Male 916
Quite funny. Part of the charm must be their enthusiasm.
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Male 1
They got it wrong. its not grape drink, its purple drink, no flavor, just a color
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Male 1
My cousins name is Courtney. :D
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Male 342
He looks like obama
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Male 524
courtney, lol
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Female 251
....this shouldn`t of made me laugh as much as it did
but hell i enjoyed it
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Female 458
I should not have loved this as much as I did. XD
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Male 4,393
wow..courtney??
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Female 63
i love the #1 name
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Male 1,140
Vitaliy: its not racist if the black guy is okay with it

^^^ now that was slightly racist, see what bad things teaching can yield

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Male 1,140
LOL "COURTNEY!"
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Female 5,222
hahahahaha i loved it.. that was awesome!
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Male 134
lol
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Female 24
Lol... so funny! My mom just hired a girl named Shazniqua. The funniest thing is, she has a sister named Shawna. An OLDER sister. Like her mom had the first one, and when she got pregnant the second time was like, "I made a mistake the fisrt time with the normal name. I gotsta give this one a real ghetto name."
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Female 2,026
haha
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Male 87
I really could not stop laughing.
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Female 27
haha that was actually funny!
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Male 2,238
LOL, at the 2000 letter names
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Female 15,763
AHAHAHAHA.
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Oh f*ck me that was hilarious... I don`t even have a witty comment!
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Male 1,666
That is hilariously racist
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Male 15,832
When I was doing tech support for a cell phone company, this black girl called in, and I swear to God, her name was Latrina.
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Male 492
oh man, i did not see Courtney coming and i think it`s gotta be the funniest thing ever!
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Female 460
LMAOO! I LOL`d so hard. Wait, how is Courtney ghetto?

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Male 83
Wow, these kids look like queerbait...
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Male 2,148
Being racist is just fun (as long as you aren`t serious about it). Besides, I didn`t see these guys relate any of those names to an ethnicity. They said "ghetto," so any relation is purely on your own parts, making you the racist one.
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Male 4,290
Like DuHasstMich said, Everyone`s a Little Bit Racist.

(I picked this one because it had the best sound quality, so you can actually hear the words. Not sure why it`s lip-synched to Sonic the Hedgehog, but there you go.)

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Female 778
i`m with gerbear. everyone loves "black" foods, and i`ve never understood why some people choose to associate certain foods with one race like that.
my high school had very few black students and the redneck group liked to make fun of them. they loved to talk about the black kids eating fried chicken like it was the most terrible thing you could do (no clue why, but the rednecks thought it was hilarious), but you`d see these same white trash fools at KFC all the time. i never was able to figure that one out.
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Female 54
i went to school with a black girl named Va`gina Patton
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Male 134
lol people get so uptight, everyone is racist to an extent, get over it people. it`s great.
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Male 215
GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLLLL
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Female 368
courtney

bon quiqui

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Male 160
psh...Im black and I found this hilarious XD

Fri`Chickeneshia XD

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Female 119
There`s a fabulous song in existence nowadays. It`s called" Everyone`s a little bit racist" from the Broadway musical Avenue Q. People should look it up, it`s pretty true.
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Male 3,058
Speaking as a Black Man, (Not the voice of The Black Man, just as A Black Man) I didn`t find this video racist, I see plenty of Hood Rat White Girls who give their children ridiculous names.

Was it in poor taste? Maybe a little.

But WHO CARES??? It`s I-A-B fer cryin` out loud!

I EXPECT a serving or two of poor taste here every day, and I`m kind of disappointed if I don`t get it.

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Female 152
Some of these ghetto names but i know most of these just some made up riduclous ass names, lol great video
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Female 1,186
"3)If this video was 60 Canadian Names everyone would throw a fit"

Eh, I don`t know if that`d be the case. Canadians on here are pretty cool with the sht we say about them. It`s kinda like, "Haha, funnay, move on."

Oh, IAB, such a melting pot of culture and opinion. I luv it.

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Female 1,186
There just aren`t words to describe how amazing this is.
And, I had no idea watermelons were associated with the black race. People of all ethnicities, I think, enjoy watermelon equally.
And who doesn`t love chicken and corn bread anyway?
*frolicsoff*
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Male 7,933
mehh
Female, 18-29, Australia
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[ Delete Post "> Friday, April 03, 2009 4:22:44 PM
peloos12, are you even black?
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What does that have to do with anything? Are you trying to act dumb?

SUMMARIZATION OF PEL`S POINTS
1)This video exploits black stereotypes
2)This video is not racist
3)If this video was 60 Canadian Names everyone would throw a fit
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White People Problem`s

This video was made by white people, and people claimed that blacks were more racist towards whites than they were.

Unless I`m mistaken, that was his point.

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Male 189
i swear, man, i know like 10 of these
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Female 101
LMAO!!! OMG!! Freaking funny!!! I love it
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Male 201
They forgot Lafawnduh (from Napoleon Dynamite, if you`re wondering...) and then La-a (Ladasha)
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Male 2,788
Old.
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Female 298
lmao lmao lmao
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Female 198
Elephantisha, Qua`Lifriaqui`Sha`Niqua, and Congratulashayla were the best.

And I know a girl that never calls me by my name, always "Guuuuurrrrrlllll!". Just like he said it. Heh

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Male 95
I love #1. XD
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Male 430
Ain`t nobody gonna mess with no Bunifa Latifa Halifa Sharifa Jackson cuz Bunifa Latifa Halifa Sharifa Jackson is a SURVIVOR!
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Female 10
damn that sux my first and middle name are on that list no lie lol
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Female 147
Shut up, you c*nt. I`m sure Barron, Sarah, Joesph, and Chaz would agree with you that these names and video are a joke, but so is your face. I guess I`m done.
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Female 1,604
oh shuddup with unfunny and racist, it`s a joke get over it, you are probably one of those do gooders who protest anything they find offensive to them because your feelings were hurt.
It is people like YOU that are unfunny. ugh so sick of people like you.
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Male 56
RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAACCIIIISSSSSSSSSMMMMMMM is Hilarious
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Male 569
that was not unfunny at all. fantastic video.
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Female 767
Oh jeese people just laugh and move on.

Also, Ladasha should be on there.

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Male 348
"That was both unfunny and racist"


Oh yeah, totally, look at all the derogatory things they say!-- oh wait

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Male 3,819
No, mehh, I`m not black.

::facepalms::

I didn`t find this video racist. I just find some of the users here hypocritical. I don`t know how many times I have to say that. I give up.

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Male 4,309
That was both unfunny and racist
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Female 528
peloos12, are you even black?
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Female 695
My kinda baby name book...Wil save for future reference.
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Male 216
actually 2 of them sound like my name
most of them sorta sound like Caribbean and African background names but they still sound like mine.

52 and 48.

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Male 216
4 of them sound like my name
nost of them sorta sound like caribben and african background names but they still sound like mine.
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Female 1,297
I`m gonna stick spongebobaneequa somewhere safe...you know, for future reference >.>
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Female 2,672
pel...."just like if there was some guy with a hokey English accent, bad teeth, and eating fish and chips, spouting off things like "Pip pip, cheerio, and all that good chap"

:@
thts racist :@

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Female 43
One of the best ones was "Guuuuuuuuurrrrrrlllllll" :P
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Female 1,682
ahaha. that was awesome. and...i know girls named that to. and also...wow at the people who think this is LITERALLY racist. how the drat is this racist? its poking fun -.-` good god, loosen the hell up people. this my people, is called a JOKE.
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Female 713
This was funny. These are actually students in the school I teach at that have these names! It`s poking fun at stereotypically black names. Calm down. People are too PC in my opinion. And you can`t be PC on the interwebz.
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Female 43
I, as a black person, take no offense to this video.
So for all you people jumping on the it`s-racist wagon, get off at the next stop. It`ll do you good to walk.
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Female 1,401
SHA NAY NAY!
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Female 2,064
lol 38.
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Male 212
anyone who calls this racist is assuming that ghetto=a race and believes stereotypes them selves
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Male 3,819
Well, Gun, I won`t refrain. You are a dumbass, since you obviously didn`t pay attention to anything I said, nor the things in the video.

Fried chicken, grape drank, cornbread, watermelon, collard greens, and Hawaiian Punch aren`t stereotypical to blacks? You can hide behind the word `ghetto` all you want, the point is still there. Loud and f*cking clear.

And I`ll say it again, since you obviously didn`t catch it the first time. None of that is actually offensive, IMO, as none of it is filled with hate.

Just like if there was some guy with a hokey English accent, bad teeth, and eating fish and chips, spouting off things like "Pip pip, cheerio, and all that good chap", wouldn`t be offensive.

But there would be English people on here up in arms over it. Guaranteed.

[quote] THE VIDEO ISN`T THE PROBLEM, HYPOCRITES ARE. [/quote]

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Female 193
What`s with the DIS IS RACIST! debate going on. If you`re overly sensitive to online videos then get offline.
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Male 1,036
This is incredibly racist. Youre only kidding yourself if the words "ghetto" and "shanequa" appear in the same video and you do not think about poor, black people. Your`e even dumber if you do not associalt Fried chicken and watermelon to steretypical traits of black people. This videao was straight up, incredibly racist. Sure, some black people have funny names, but does that give us a blank cheque to poke fun at them.

I am eprsonnally disgusted by this video and what it represents. It`s racist, you know it, I know it. Don`t tell you wouldn`t assocaite the words "trailer park" and "Brittanny-ann" to white people, wich could be just as racist.

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Male 161
Hey Peeloos,

Ghetto is not a race. So this is not stereotypical.

And even though I want to call you a dumbass, I won`t, because I inadvertently just did.

And no, this is not aimed at black people, that is like saying the name John is ghetto, all races have a form of the name John.

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Male 3,819
My thing is that anytime there are videos in the same `having fun` category of people poking fun and stereotyping other cultures on I-A-B, the people of said cultures get on podiums, neutral people are offended, it gets a 1.6 rating.

When it`s stereotyping black people though, it`s awesome.

The double standards of the users irks me, not this video.

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Male 3,819
[quote]next... well be calling our kids hitler... oh wait? anyone see where im going with this?[/quote]

Erm... no. Not at all. Comparing traditionally black names to the most evil dictator who`s ever lived is a little `apples and oranges`, to say the very least.

[quote]If you assume these names are attached to a certain race, that`s your own thing.[/quote]

That`s not the point. That wasn`t *my* point, anyhow.

Holding up a KFC bag and the name Fri`chickenisha are black stereotypes to the fullest. There`s no dancing around that.

Was the entire video harmless? Sure. I`m very anti-racism, and there`s a line to be drawn between `having fun` and `being hate filled` (people like Jesse Jackson are morons).

That said, this was obviously in the `having fun` category -- no harm done. The humor was a little forced and unoriginal. It could have been funny, but it wasn`t.

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Female 120
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I LOLED SOOO MUCH. Favorite~! XD
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Male 133
Uhhh...hitler was his last name..his first name was adolph..and there are tons of people named adolph..
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Male 31
Courtney made me almost piss my self XD
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Male 221
Shaniqua

fathers name:"steven"
mothers name:"jennifer"

steven and jennifer were walking around one day. about to have a baby looking for a name. and when they saw the name "shaniqua" in nathional geographic in an article about kenya. and thought "lets name our girl shaniqua, theres no such thing as a race barrier on names right?"

next... well be calling our kids hitler... oh wait? anyone see where im going with this?

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Female 310
this would have been really funny if they had stuck to real sounding names at the end
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Male 133
Actually, if anyone even hints at this being racist, you are the racist one. It says "ghetto" names. If you assume these names are attached to a certain race, that`s your own thing. I know a white girl named Shaniqua.
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Male 3,819
The Courtney part *was* funny. Only part that made me laugh... heh
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Male 7,933
Courtney made me laugh a lot more than it should have
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Male 144
Wow. The end was perfect.
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Male 3,819
"Ifit were white guys, itd be racist! xD "

No, but they`re Hispanic, so it`s okay.

I`m gonna get off of here before I actually get pissed off.

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Male 3,819
It wasn`t racist, just stereotyping to the max with the KFC bag, Hawaiian Punch and a couple of those names.

Not necessarily offensive, but unbelievably lame. I wonder what reactions would be if the video was stereotyping gay people, Canadians, or England. Oh wait, I already know what would happen -- we go down that road often. It`s never as funny then.

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Male 17
Wow this was dumb...
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Male 1,357
lmao, that was briliant!
Ifit were white guys, itd be racist! xD
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Female 587
i literally cried when i saw this XDDDDDDDD
and the bad thing is, i actually know a few girls with names like that...
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Male 100
BRILLIANT!
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Male 1,141
haha totally did not expect Courtney
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Male 1,263
That. Was. BRILLIANT.
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Male 9,305
L.M.A.O.

I`m dying! XD

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Female 176
lol bon` qui qui!
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Female 125
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
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Male 62
duuuumb ha
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Female 9,584
This is funny, but the sad part is I know people with some of those names.
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Male 431
not too shabby
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Male 4,290
"Anybody else find this pretty racist?"

`People with stupid names` isn`t a race.

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Female 1,653
COURTNEY!
epic win =]
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Female 961
i`m gonna name my kid La`Taniana`Bo`Venashrianiqualiquanice...i need to think of a nickname to shorten it down...La TBo...maybe just TBo
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Female 965
Best thing I`ve seen all day. :D
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Female 5,139
lmfao
"unidastazovamerikaliqua"
omg that made me laugh so hard XD
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Female 1,172
Courtney. Hahahaha
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Female 205
whoa... those guys were kind of scary...
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Male 48
Friday, April 3, 2009 8:54:04 AM
Anybody else find this pretty racist?

How is this racist? Grow up.

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Male 240
These are real names???????
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Male 1,036
Anybody else find this pretty racist?
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Male 1,219
That was awesome. I hate them generic names.
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Male 587
And if you spell them backwards they all instantly become terrorist names.
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Male 1,523
Fri`Chickenisha... That made me lol
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Male 16
Where was lemongelo and orangelo?
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Male 2,388
that was rather funny
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Female 44
Ahahaha. That was good, actually. I work for a Monique, and my nickname is Sha-Nay-Nay. I`m so white.
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Female 41
hahaha... much funnier than I expected it to be :)
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Female 8
(I made an account just for this)
# 1 Most ghetto name, and I`m whiter than the whitest kids you know. HOLLAH.
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Female 346
LMFAO
This was great! I want these guys as my friends!
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Female 1,584
haha im pretty impressed that they said those so well :P im sure it took a few takes...and lots of laugher but..
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Male 1
Shi`Thead
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Male 149
They forgot Rupert
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Female 681
hahaha
guuuurrrll
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Female 1
Courtney!
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Female 83
Woooooooow.... i couldn`t read half of those before they finished saying them!
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Male 639
Link: Top 60 Ghetto Names [Rate Link] - A quick video countdown of the 60 most ``ghetto`` names you could ever imagine.
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