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Date: 04/25/09 09:11 AM

61 Responses to Top 5 Best Yahoo! Answers

  1. Profile photo of 1CrazyURL
    1CrazyURL Male 30-39
    264 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 9:22 am
    Link: Top 5 Best Yahoo! Answers - Yahoo Answers is a goldmine for comedy. Why? Because there’s a lot of stupid people out there.
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    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
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    April 25, 2009 at 9:37 am
    It`s was decent, but I`ve seen much MUCH better ones than these before, and I would have liked to see more answers.
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    mooogandi Male 13-17
    404 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 9:37 am
    meh, they were mildly funny. i like the "DO CANADA PEOPLE LOOK LIKE AMERICANS?"
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    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 9:40 am
    "I accidentally 93mb of .rar files" is still the best. That, and "How is babby formed. How girl get pragnant?"
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    cmun Male 13-17
    90 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 9:40 am
    they were ok but they didn`t seem that good. 1,2 and 4 were funny though.

    Winter ICE 0 - if you know any better ones why don`t you post links?

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    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 9:41 am
    IAB posted one of those previously.
    win.
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    Bo_SHhaYeB Male 18-29
    276 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 9:42 am
    not that good. I am sure u could get better Q&A over there
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    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 9:57 am
    I hate people.
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    liberalirony Male 18-29
    196 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 9:59 am
    meh... surely there are better ones than that. Billions of idiots have discovered the internet and these supposed to be their most idiotic questions. I doubt it...
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    eggsnham Male 13-17
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    April 25, 2009 at 10:02 am
    lol "Canada people" i would like to believe that was not planned but there are just TOO many American stereotypes coming into play there....
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9253 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 10:04 am
    lol, the internet is full of stupid people. It is also good for a laugh.
  12. Profile photo of Kurei
    Kurei Male 18-29
    58 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 10:09 am
    what about the georgia one?
  13. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 10:11 am
    Dammit, I read through that entire list and I STILL don`t know how babby is formed!
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    yoimmylene Female 13-17
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    April 25, 2009 at 10:15 am
    I wouldn`t say it was the "top 5," I`d say it was just "5 dumb Yahoo! answers."
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    iluvfood Male 13-17
    324 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 10:25 am
    isnt cutting yourself basically geting high using endorfins
  16. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 10:29 am
    >> .... is the baby drinking all the blood?

    that part was seriously lolz xD
    the rest were meh though.

  17. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1172 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 10:32 am
    I actually remember reading the baby drinking blood one on yahoo. lol
  18. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 10:39 am
    oh my god, this was pure win. The Canada one had me rolling on the floor
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    BlueJack Female 18-29
    385 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 10:50 am
    lol @ entry level emo. they have a ranking system now?
  20. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 11:01 am
    "DO THEY LOOK LIKE AMERICANS?"

    Well, Canada is the only foreign country I`ve ever been to, and from what I remember, it wasn`t too different from America... I mean, NO! They have GREEN SKIN and THREE EYES!

  21. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 11:09 am
    "She ain`t got her period."

    That is all.

  22. Profile photo of Jilana
    Jilana Female 13-17
    254 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 11:23 am
    The smurf one is a common question; I`ve a t-shirt that says that, and everyone who is willing to admit they`ve stared at my tits long enough to read the question says it`s probably purple.
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    PartyGirl93 Female 13-17
    104 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 11:37 am
    Probably not the top 5 but they were still pretty funny.
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    xoxojackiee Female 13-17
    108 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 11:49 am
    hahahaha oh dear.
    "Is the baby drinking all the blood?"
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    cahalla Female 18-29
    961 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 12:02 pm
    lmao--- like this: love it!

    http://funnyyahooanswers.com/

  26. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    Holy Christ. You know what they say: just think for a second about how stupid the average person is. Then remember, exactly half of the planet is stupider than that.
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    The_Waz Male 18-29
    169 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    jesus christ people are retarded... lol
  28. Profile photo of Elvi739
    Elvi739 Female 13-17
    481 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 12:31 pm
    " Don`t ask me my age, I will report you"

    Lmaoooo.

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    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    No way. No.1 is this:

    Let me sway your attention for a moment to witness an old IAB gem. How is Babby Formed?

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    cynicalli Female 30-39
    163 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    "there`s a lot of stupid people out there."

    There is a lot of stupid people out there? That just adds to the hilarity of this post.

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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    Ah, B3, well done sir. I had forgotten about that little gem...
  32. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    hahahahaha, number one is pure win.
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    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    Eh, it wasn`t that great... I didn`t get a good chuckle out of it, even though I kind of "heh..."`d a couple of times.
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    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    Man, it`s lonely on this side of the bell curve. Are they having drunken sex parties on the the other side of average? Are they?!??
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    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    B3, I did let out a little bit of wee while watching that! Babby is actually a Derbyshire term due to the heavy accent. In Derbyshire it`s not uncommon to hear, "ayeup thee aars thi` babby?" = Hello you, how is your baby. PMSL!
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    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    ah #3. The whole internet, the some of human knowledge, to browse and you decide to ask on Yahoo questions. I also find That pitiful.
  37. Profile photo of lord_byron
    lord_byron Male 13-17
    307 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    lol some people make me feel oh so smart
  38. Profile photo of bobthemime
    bobthemime Male 18-29
    94 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    #1 is the bestest answer in the world....DEATH TO IDIOTS
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    lol...yes...you do have to cut your wrists...if you don`t...you`re not cool....lmao!
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    kat_iiejayne Female 13-17
    298 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    lmao.
    gah. i thought i knew the dumbest people on earth.
    well thats hopes gone now
  41. Profile photo of ahkmou
    ahkmou Male 18-29
    94 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 7:59 pm
    omgsh!! Are americans really thta stupid?! poo son.
  42. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 8:06 pm
    ahkmou: "omgsh!! Are americans really thta stupid?! poo son."
    No, not all are that dumb. I for one know all the provinces of Canada, as well as their capitals and major geographic formations. Don`t you have dumb people up in Canada Land as well?
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3275 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    ahkmou: "omgsh!! Are americans really thta stupid?! poo son."

    If you think all, or even most, Americans are really that stupid, then you too are in the category as that kid who asked about Canada.
    Unfortunately the internet was invented for scientific use... and is now a breeding ground for stupidity and penis enlargement ads.

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    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    701 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    lol @ the Texan. :P
  45. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 8:43 pm
    the canada and the baby one got me... I can`t believe some people are really that stupid...
  46. Profile photo of KX250F
    KX250F Male 13-17
    264 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 9:33 pm
    Lol
    emos<retards
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    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 9:45 pm
    vitaliy
    of course we have dumb people in Canada land they are called "french Canadians"
    haha jk ,I know someone is gonna have a major issue with this :P
  48. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 9:55 pm
    Some days I want to Face Palm the world, with a closed fist.
  49. Profile photo of Sukru
    Sukru Male 18-29
    87 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 11:15 pm
    Texas one was funny and sad.
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 2:05 am
    I love yahoo answers. I could spend all day on there if there wasn`t a stupid answering limit.
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    RunnerDan Male 18-29
    2 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 7:29 am
    i hate yahoo....wonder why
  52. Profile photo of 5577
    5577 Male 13-17
    518 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 7:40 am
    That girl who asked the last question is probably dead by now
  53. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 9:28 am
    this was a let down
  54. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 10:11 am
    The Teaxs and emo ones made me die a little inside.
  55. Profile photo of FloridaSnow
    FloridaSnow Male 18-29
    416 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    omg...ahaha yahoo answers are always halarious
  56. Profile photo of MsParamore
    MsParamore Female 13-17
    105 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    oh jesus.
  57. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 10:36 pm
    rofl number ONE!! haha.. the best
  58. Profile photo of llamakilla0
    llamakilla0 Female 13-17
    230 posts
    September 13, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    it`s kind of sad how stupid some people are. i mean, really?
  59. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 9:35 am
    Makes you wonder what`s worse, playing WoW, or surfing IAB

    =3

  60. Profile photo of felixbuzz
    felixbuzz Male 60-69
    126 posts
    October 23, 2009 at 6:46 am
    in response to the canadian question: french canada is the best canada, it`s the best canada in the land. french canada is the best canada, if you lived here then i think you`d understand :P
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    felixbuzz Male 60-69
    126 posts
    May 19, 2010 at 6:47 am
    hahaha, americans seem to get more and more stupid on a diurnal basis xD

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