Top 5 Best Yahoo! Answers

Submitted by: 1CrazyURL 8 years ago in Funny
http://www.manolith.com/2009/04/24/top-5-best-yahoo-answers/

Yahoo Answers is a goldmine for comedy. Why? Because there’s a lot of stupid people out there.
There are 61 comments:
Male 126
hahaha, americans seem to get more and more stupid on a diurnal basis xD
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Male 126
in response to the canadian question: french canada is the best canada, it`s the best canada in the land. french canada is the best canada, if you lived here then i think you`d understand :P
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Female 1,283
Makes you wonder what`s worse, playing WoW, or surfing IAB

=3

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Female 230
it`s kind of sad how stupid some people are. i mean, really?
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Female 5,222
rofl number ONE!! haha.. the best
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Female 105
oh jesus.
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Male 416
omg...ahaha yahoo answers are always halarious
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Male 4,680
The Teaxs and emo ones made me die a little inside.
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Male 988
this was a let down
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Male 518
That girl who asked the last question is probably dead by now
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Male 2
i hate yahoo....wonder why
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Male 3,425
I love yahoo answers. I could spend all day on there if there wasn`t a stupid answering limit.
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Male 87
Texas one was funny and sad.
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Male 3,431
Some days I want to Face Palm the world, with a closed fist.
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Female 864
vitaliy
of course we have dumb people in Canada land they are called "french Canadians"
haha jk ,I know someone is gonna have a major issue with this :P
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Male 264
Lol
emos<retards
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Female 901
the canada and the baby one got me... I can`t believe some people are really that stupid...
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Male 701
lol @ the Texan. :P
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Male 3,462
ahkmou: "omgsh!! Are americans really thta stupid?! poo son."

If you think all, or even most, Americans are really that stupid, then you too are in the category as that kid who asked about Canada.
Unfortunately the internet was invented for scientific use... and is now a breeding ground for stupidity and penis enlargement ads.

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Male 1,666
ahkmou: "omgsh!! Are americans really thta stupid?! poo son."
No, not all are that dumb. I for one know all the provinces of Canada, as well as their capitals and major geographic formations. Don`t you have dumb people up in Canada Land as well?
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Male 94
omgsh!! Are americans really thta stupid?! poo son.
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Female 298
lmao.
gah. i thought i knew the dumbest people on earth.
well thats hopes gone now
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Male 3,915
lol...yes...you do have to cut your wrists...if you don`t...you`re not cool....lmao!
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Male 94
#1 is the bestest answer in the world....DEATH TO IDIOTS
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Male 307
lol some people make me feel oh so smart
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Male 1,929
ah #3. The whole internet, the some of human knowledge, to browse and you decide to ask on Yahoo questions. I also find That pitiful.
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Male 1,108
B3, I did let out a little bit of wee while watching that! Babby is actually a Derbyshire term due to the heavy accent. In Derbyshire it`s not uncommon to hear, "ayeup thee aars thi` babby?" = Hello you, how is your baby. PMSL!
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Male 506
Man, it`s lonely on this side of the bell curve. Are they having drunken sex parties on the the other side of average? Are they?!??
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Female 1,231
Eh, it wasn`t that great... I didn`t get a good chuckle out of it, even though I kind of "heh..."`d a couple of times.
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Female 2,044
hahahahaha, number one is pure win.
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Male 12,138
Ah, B3, well done sir. I had forgotten about that little gem...
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Female 163
"there`s a lot of stupid people out there."

There is a lot of stupid people out there? That just adds to the hilarity of this post.

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Male 782
No way. No.1 is this:

Let me sway your attention for a moment to witness an old IAB gem. How is Babby Formed?

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Female 481
" Don`t ask me my age, I will report you"

Lmaoooo.

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Male 169
jesus christ people are retarded... lol
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Male 12,138
Holy Christ. You know what they say: just think for a second about how stupid the average person is. Then remember, exactly half of the planet is stupider than that.
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Female 961
lmao--- like this: love it!

http://funnyyahooanswers.com/

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Female 108
hahahaha oh dear.
"Is the baby drinking all the blood?"
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Female 104
Probably not the top 5 but they were still pretty funny.
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Female 254
The smurf one is a common question; I`ve a t-shirt that says that, and everyone who is willing to admit they`ve stared at my tits long enough to read the question says it`s probably purple.
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Male 1,085
"She ain`t got her period."

That is all.

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Male 1,598
"DO THEY LOOK LIKE AMERICANS?"

Well, Canada is the only foreign country I`ve ever been to, and from what I remember, it wasn`t too different from America... I mean, NO! They have GREEN SKIN and THREE EYES!

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Female 385
lol @ entry level emo. they have a ranking system now?
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Female 1,578
oh my god, this was pure win. The Canada one had me rolling on the floor
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Female 1,172
I actually remember reading the baby drinking blood one on yahoo. lol
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Male 2,395
>> .... is the baby drinking all the blood?

that part was seriously lolz xD
the rest were meh though.

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Male 324
isnt cutting yourself basically geting high using endorfins
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Female 2,064
I wouldn`t say it was the "top 5," I`d say it was just "5 dumb Yahoo! answers."
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Male 1,002
Dammit, I read through that entire list and I STILL don`t know how babby is formed!
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Male 58
what about the georgia one?
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Female 9,475
lol, the internet is full of stupid people. It is also good for a laugh.
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Male 1,140
lol "Canada people" i would like to believe that was not planned but there are just TOO many American stereotypes coming into play there....
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Male 196
meh... surely there are better ones than that. Billions of idiots have discovered the internet and these supposed to be their most idiotic questions. I doubt it...
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Male 506
I hate people.
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Male 275
not that good. I am sure u could get better Q&A over there
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Female 767
IAB posted one of those previously.
win.
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Male 90
they were ok but they didn`t seem that good. 1,2 and 4 were funny though.

Winter ICE 0 - if you know any better ones why don`t you post links?

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Male 949
"I accidentally 93mb of .rar files" is still the best. That, and "How is babby formed. How girl get pragnant?"
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Male 404
meh, they were mildly funny. i like the "DO CANADA PEOPLE LOOK LIKE AMERICANS?"
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Male 976
It`s was decent, but I`ve seen much MUCH better ones than these before, and I would have liked to see more answers.
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Male 264
Link: Top 5 Best Yahoo! Answers [Rate Link] - Yahoo Answers is a goldmine for comedy. Why? Because there’s a lot of stupid people out there.
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