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Date: 04/28/09 05:28 PM

32 Responses to The World`s Greatest Beer Names (Part 1)

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    evil_noodle Female 13-17
    357 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:40 am
    Link: The World`s Greatest Beer Names (Part 1) - Here are a list of names that remind us that beer is the anchor of society and not just another breakfast drink.
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    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:49 am
    I`ve tried Hoptimus Prime at a brew festival. It is like you are actually eating a handful of hops.

    Good stuff though. Its strong, but oddly enjoyable.

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    hated0love Female 18-29
    344 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:57 am
    some of them are kind of neat others make me think what the hell 8-)
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    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 7:04 am
    Sorry, but none of those are nearly as good as...

    That`s right, Tempered over burning witches. Can`t beat that.

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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 7:19 am
    Indeed, the maker of this list could have put a LOT more effort into it. As the previous poster states, not to include Monty Python`s Holy (Gr)Ail is a travesty.
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    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 8:09 am
    Kinda a lame list and my fave Hobgoblin ale is missing :(
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 8:34 am
    I liked "Ale Mary Full of Taste."
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    mylovedied Female 18-29
    153 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:09 am
    Obamanator? Really? Are people even trying to be creative anymore?
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    maxmcd Male 30-39
    75 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:34 am
    Obamanator should be a doppelbock anyway. All Munich beer that ends in "Ator" is traditionally doppelbock, like Paulaner Salvator, Spaten Optimator, Maximator, Triumphator, and Celebrator to name just a few. The original Salvator was brewed during lent to fill the bellies of the monks (fasting because of Lent). Maibock is a lighter spring beer and until "Obamanator" never had the "ator" suffix.
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
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    April 28, 2009 at 9:59 am
    I think my personal favorite trumps all of these. How can you not love a beer called "The End Of The World"? especially when it`s 9%ABV???
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    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 11:06 am
    atom...

    but i must say, darklord is quite an awesome name for a beer

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    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 11:09 am
    DarkLord`s label kinda looks like it`s made out of 2xHops, 3xBarley, 5xWater by lvl 11 alchemist.
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    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    "I think my personal favorite trumps all of these. How can you not love a beer called "The End Of The World"? especially when it`s 9%ABV???"

    Have you tried that stuff? It`s f.cking delicious! Also, they missed my favorite beer - Arrogant Bastard Ale from Stone Brewing Co.

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    addler Male 13-17
    777 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    Arrogant Bastard Ale from Stone Brewing Co.

    saw that beer once, everybody at the restaurant tried it (cept me, im too young)

    andddd they all said that beer has absolutely nothing to be arrogant about

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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    "The End Of The World"
    -the official beer of 2012
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    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 2:04 pm
    Arrogant Bastard is a really good beer. If you haven`t tried it, get the Oaked Arrogant Bastard, it puts a nice twist on it.
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    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    Totally skipped Polygamy Porter. "Why have just one?"

    Although the motto is more the clever part...

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    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    The all-time best beer name (even though it`s fictional) comes from Grand Theft Auto IV: Pisswasser.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 3:02 pm
    Ale used to be officially classed as food in England. So having beer for breakfast is perfectly OK :)
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    *has never had bear*

    Uh... yeah... I totally agree... o_O

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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    If you want to mention a Stone Brewing Company (of Oregon) beer, their "Dead Guy Ale" is FAR SUPERIOR to "Arrogant Bastard Ale" and probably has a more creative name. Dead Guy Ale is one of my all-time favorite United States made beers. Although Anchor`s "Old Foghorn" is probably #1.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    Can I have some Yellow Snow? lol
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    wtmac Male 30-39
    436 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    I have a couple bottles of Hairy Eyeball in my fridge ;)
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    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 8:27 pm
    They missed one for Least Appetizing -
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    Wow SamVines, what a waste of multicolour printing, they should just label it "English Beer" and then everyone would know what it was anyway.
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    rigby_321 Female 18-29
    443 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:53 pm
    What about bierbichtz or what ever we saw that ad for a while back??
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    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 11:51 pm
    all the pictures made me want a beer really bad.
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 3:07 am
    "My God...he DOES taste like change!" made me lol
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    JuniorGem Female 18-29
    57 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:34 am
    Moose Drool is a tasty beer!
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    LordNick Male 18-29
    284 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:41 am
    Golden shower beer is better than a real golden shower... I don`t recommend that
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    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    Bounce baby bounce
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    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 9:20 am
    No matter what the name, most beers taste alike to me. Just some makes me need to piss every five minutes and some don`t.

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