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Date: 04/23/09 03:27 PM

219 Responses to `the satanist star i cut into my arm` [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    Link: `the satanist star i cut into my arm` - It`s the mark of the stupidest Satan worshiper ever!
  2. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    lmao that`s great
  3. Profile photo of risingflamez
    risingflamez Female 13-17
    649 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! xD that made my day so much better
  4. Profile photo of JMoney100
    JMoney100 Male 18-29
    312 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    LOOOOOOOOL!!!!!

    too bad you cant bleed to death from a flesh wound, cuz this guy could win a darwin award for that

  5. Profile photo of icfire504
    icfire504 Male 13-17
    341 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    I know a guy who has a pentagram about twice that size that he carved into his leg a few years back.
  6. Profile photo of Naton
    Naton Male 13-17
    104 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    It`s funny people call it the "jew star", it`s called a Star of David people.
  7. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    I`m somewhere between laughing and crying, but for the sake of my sanity, i`ll laugh.
  8. Profile photo of DertMerchant
    DertMerchant Male 18-29
    310 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    haha noob
  9. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    omg what an idiot! That be the star of david, definately not a pentagram xD
  10. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    LOL, someone gets the special award.
  11. Profile photo of Maethoriel
    Maethoriel Female 18-29
    3 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    Heh too bad the pentagram isn`t the `satansit star` either.
  12. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    by
  13. Profile photo of sock-stealer
    sock-stealer Female 18-29
    122 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    Hava Nagila!
  14. Profile photo of Treli1337
    Treli1337 Male 13-17
    249 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    " by "
    well as dane cook would say, in irony he will be reincarnated as a tree that`ll be cut down and made into a bible. thats good enough i`d say
  15. Profile photo of Grizzzzzzzzz
    Grizzzzzzzzz Male 18-29
    489 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    anyone else get the subtle pun of the "Report Abuse" button >_>

  16. Profile photo of summarr
    summarr Female 13-17
    188 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    lol i love dane cook.
  17. Profile photo of bliblablob
    bliblablob Female 18-29
    272 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    I want to know which bebo account that belongs to
  18. Profile photo of HerrHuhn
    HerrHuhn Male 18-29
    93 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    Maybe the Prince of Darkness should put some adds in the paper or something to attract some better worshipers.
  19. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    701 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    So wait.. Satan is a Jew?
  20. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    maybe hes a nazi
  21. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    Oh dear. Now he will have to become a jew to hide his shame.
  22. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    what a dumbass now hes gonna have that on his arm the rest of his life
  23. Profile photo of ilovetristan
    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    662 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    I almost feel bad for him? He should have done some research before slashing the Star of David into his arm.
    At least the scar will fade into almost nothing.
  24. Profile photo of smitty1288
    smitty1288 Female 13-17
    34 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:00 pm
    Jesus was a Jew...
  25. Profile photo of KOLLO
    KOLLO Female 18-29
    396 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    that effing hilarious!
  26. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    rofl dumbass...hey cool, 300 posts
  27. Profile photo of amznmmdprncs
    amznmmdprncs Female 18-29
    40 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    *dies laughing* Oh, finally! Something that is actually irony!!
  28. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    LMAO I didn`t know satan was a jew?
  29. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    lol...
  30. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    wow he is an idiot
  31. Profile photo of javatar
    javatar Male 13-17
    47 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    Hahaha a long time ago I used to think that that was the satanic symbol, but I have since learnt that is actually an upside down 5-pointed star. It is also funny how just an extra point on the star made it something kind of holy instead of evil.
  32. Profile photo of wcclark
    wcclark Male 18-29
    731 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    "wtf thats a jew star you stupid piece of poo"

    QFT.

  33. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    wanabe
  34. Profile photo of GEoDLeto
    GEoDLeto Male 30-39
    242 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    Talking about a permanent epic fail
  35. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    JEW FAIL
  36. Profile photo of SiN_iN_Me
    SiN_iN_Me Female 18-29
    217 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    hehe whoops!
    what was JEW thinking! :P
  37. Profile photo of kat_iiejayne
    kat_iiejayne Female 13-17
    298 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    you turd.
  38. Profile photo of PeRsOnAaNiMa
    PeRsOnAaNiMa Male 18-29
    192 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    That just made my day...wow. Sweet, beautiful irony!
  39. Profile photo of PolitikiL
    PolitikiL Male 18-29
    130 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    Actually, the Hexagram, also known as the Star of David originally started out as an occultist symbol.
    It was only LATER adopted by Judaism. In fact, it began it`s use by the Jews when a very small group of them invented an ideology known as Zionism (which was hated and rejected by most Jews at the time). The Zionists used that as a Logo.

    You all fail for your ignorance.

  40. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    its not really ignorance pol very few people would have known this even a lot of jewish people don`t know that i`m sure. i would be surprised if u didn`t look it up before posting this
  41. Profile photo of aBISS
    aBISS Male 13-17
    506 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    he`s probably under 14.
  42. Profile photo of necros
    necros Male 18-29
    453 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    "You all fail for your ignorance."

    Hey gues what fatty! its not anymore! this kid just converted himself to judaism, No one gives a crap what you learn half baked in history.

  43. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    I hope it leaves a permanent scar, as a reminder to himself and as a warning to others, that he is stupid.
  44. Profile photo of PolitikiL
    PolitikiL Male 18-29
    130 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    "Hey gues what fatty! its not anymore! this kid just converted himself to judaism, No one gives a crap what you learn half baked in history."

    Do I look fat to you?:

  45. Profile photo of BlueJack
    BlueJack Female 18-29
    385 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    As a member of the human race I am offended from his idiocy. lol loser
  46. Profile photo of sereniee
    sereniee Female 18-29
    205 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    .. does he know thats the star of david... cause... that and a satanic scare arnt the same..
  47. Profile photo of gojamesgo
    gojamesgo Male 18-29
    107 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    "Do I look fat to you?"
    HAHAHA! i`m guessing he was taking a stab in the dark with that one.

    fat jokes are funny!! esp. when made towards skinny people.

    the euros! they are funny peoples.

  48. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    777 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    cmon PolitikiL, does this kid really seem like the kind of person who would know that the six sided star was once an occultist symbol?

    the dumbass just made a mistake although if he reads these posts at least he will have an argument

  49. Profile photo of PolitikiL
    PolitikiL Male 18-29
    130 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    "the euros! they are funny peoples."
    I was born in Ukraine :).
    Yes, we are rather funny.
  50. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    lol i wonder what else he cut
  51. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:54 pm
    pol its kinda sad u felt compelled to post a picture of urself when someone called you fat.. really speaks to your character
  52. Profile photo of ranger2408
    ranger2408 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:54 pm
    .. does he know thats the star of david... cause... that and a satanic scare arnt the same..

    I think he got it by the comments.

  53. Profile photo of JHSpring26
    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    "JEW FAIL"

    I`d perfer to think of it as a Satanic Fail not a Jew Fail.

    I agree fat jokes directed at skinny people are hilarious. I tend to do it to really skinny women just to see if it`ll make them snap.

  54. Profile photo of shinsvaka
    shinsvaka Male 18-29
    308 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    Dragosal: he was just trying to make a point :P

    anyways that was a epic fail on this kids part :)

  55. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    "Do I look fat to you?:"

    holy crap dude, you need to start skipping breakfast from now on. and lunch. and dinner. hell just go bulemorexic for a while and that should solve your fat problem.

  56. Profile photo of PolitikiL
    PolitikiL Male 18-29
    130 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    "holy crap dude, you need to start skipping breakfast from now on. and lunch. and dinner. hell just go bulemorexic for a while and that should solve your fat problem."

    -_-`Stupid American missing the point.
    The user assumed I was fat, and I posted a photo of myself as a rebuttal.

  57. Profile photo of OnlyKody
    OnlyKody Male 18-29
    23 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    thats motarded even if he did get it right the pentagram is pagan not `satanist`
  58. Profile photo of cynicalli
    cynicalli Female 30-39
    163 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    Beautiful. L`Chaim!
  59. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    "Actually, the Hexagram, also known as the Star of David originally started out as an occultist symbol.
    It was only LATER adopted by Judaism. In fact, it began it`s use by the Jews when a very small group of them invented an ideology known as Zionism (which was hated and rejected by most Jews at the time). The Zionists used that as a Logo.

    You all fail for your ignorance."

    So your telling me sunshine over here purposefully put up the star of david as a rejection of classical interpretation of the symbol as a means to raise world view awareness about the history of symbolism in judeo culture and its origins? riiiight

  60. Profile photo of Lockon
    Lockon Male 18-29
    376 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    Sensitive about your weight much, PolitikiL? Its just the internet. Let it go once in a while.
  61. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    w/e this person is gonna be stuck with it forever and will always have to explain it to everyone. thats this person`s own fault.
  62. Profile photo of OnlyKody
    OnlyKody Male 18-29
    23 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    i was commenting on the first comment in the pic
  63. Profile photo of PolitikiL
    PolitikiL Male 18-29
    130 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    "So your telling me sunshine over here purposefully put up the star of david as a rejection of classical interpretation of the symbol as a means to raise world view awareness about the history of symbolism in judeo culture and its origins? riiiight"

    No, but it`s a very unlikely possibility :D


    "Sensitive about your weight much, PolitikiL? Its just the internet. Let it go once in a while."

    Yet another Stupid American Missing The Point. You`re only contributing to the negative worldview of your country...
    Pitiful :P

  64. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    Politikil, log on to amazon.com. They`ve got a nice stock of sarcasm detectors, pretty cheap too.
  65. Profile photo of toxiiq
    toxiiq Female 18-29
    130 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    god d*mn you people have too much time on your hands to sit down in front of a comment page, keep refreshing your internet browser just so you can argue with a person you will never meet in your life. THE IDIOT IN THE PICTURE CUT A SYMBOL INTO HIS ARM AND POSTED IT! does it REALLY matter if someone calls you FAT!? now you can comment back all you want but im not gunna sit here and wait to see what you`ll say cuz i have a life.
  66. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    "god d*mn you people have too much time on your hands", says the I-am-bored visitor
  67. Profile photo of Fatum
    Fatum Male 30-39
    66 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    As a jew, I have this urge to beat half of the commenters with a Torah. The other half with a menora.
  68. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    Epic win for toxiiq, uber epic fail for this bozo. Star of David... Wow.
  69. Profile photo of PolitikiL
    PolitikiL Male 18-29
    130 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    "I have this urge to beat half of the commenters with a Torah. The other half with a menora."

    Now that`s not very tolerant of you ;).

  70. Profile photo of shinsvaka
    shinsvaka Male 18-29
    308 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    agree with primetimekin. SAYS YOU! your the one that is commenting on it and going to I-AM-BORED! that means your bored and wasting your time not doing anything productive. cmon, use common sense.
  71. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    Wait, so toxiiq was making fun of other people arguing on the internet... on the internet? Wow, good job.
  72. Profile photo of Dagaz20
    Dagaz20 Female 18-29
    382 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:45 pm
    what a retard!!!
  73. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    I bet he feels really stupid now. X-D
  74. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    I would also like to point out that toxiiq knew what they were arguing about, meaning before she made her comment, she read the entire argument.
  75. Profile photo of Skibi
    Skibi Female 18-29
    103 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    ... I just have one small, but pertinent, question...

    How in hell do you drat that up?

    I actually just baffled myself trying to answer that. And even with the alternative-symbolism theory, it still boggles my mind. I mean, yeah, it USED to be a pagan symbol (apparently), but now it`s more associated with Judaism. So even if he meant to be ironic, surely he had to know he`d come off looking like a complete and total tard?

  76. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    This picture sums it up nicely:

  77. Profile photo of OnlyKody
    OnlyKody Male 18-29
    23 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    you cant win against ignorance
  78. Profile photo of Veggieman
    Veggieman Male 13-17
    338 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    haha... no Politikil isn`t fat... he`s just a douche...

    anyway... ha... jew star...funny pic...

  79. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    wow hes a jew. i guess it was a typo rathar than a mistake.
  80. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    comment win. :D
  81. Profile photo of mussie
    mussie Male 30-39
    6 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    Oh please tell me the link to this douch bag I So wanna go pay out oh him
  82. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    Satanism is sooooo the Nixon era!
  83. Profile photo of Leiaisluf
    Leiaisluf Female 13-17
    192 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    Augh. Blood.
  84. Profile photo of Nix7866
    Nix7866 Male 13-17
    9 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    This reminds me of when a few years ago me and two friends tried to tattoo our own butts, one of em did dude, one did sweet and i wanted a heartagram like Bam Margera. It ended up looking exactly like this but purple.
  85. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    he is a jew.
  86. Profile photo of Jilana
    Jilana Female 13-17
    254 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    GIS and THEN cut away.
  87. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    so he`s a satanic jew??
  88. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
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    April 23, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    Fancy I told you not to post this...

    I`m so embarrassed.

  89. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    btw, someone should a make a "Satanic Fail" pic of this...sorry, i`m too bored and lazy to do it.
  90. Profile photo of protecter864
    protecter864 Male 13-17
    56 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    FHAIL
  91. Profile photo of KX250F
    KX250F Male 13-17
    264 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    lol looks like ketchup to me
  92. Profile photo of Rejectd
    Rejectd Male 18-29
    3 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    You know, people like this should be sterilized ...
  93. Profile photo of Jimmi
    Jimmi Male 13-17
    118 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 7:17 pm
    epic drating fail, i dont even want to believe it


    people like this... *sigh*

  94. Profile photo of thundermonk
    thundermonk Male 18-29
    126 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 7:22 pm
    he`ll always be reminded of how stupid he is
  95. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    f-f-f-faillll.
  96. Profile photo of EmilyRose82
    EmilyRose82 Female 18-29
    128 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    shalom
  97. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1599 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    lmao!
  98. Profile photo of Saignement
    Saignement Female 18-29
    89 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    I have a feeling this is the vampire girl.
  99. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    Man, gotta hate them freaks.
  100. Profile photo of Zepher
    Zepher Female 18-29
    414 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 7:41 pm
    Wooo for the star of david!
  101. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    is this fake?
  102. Profile photo of tornadofdoom
    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    Just wondering, can somebody explain to me why anybody becomes satanist in the first place? Is it just to show that they`re evil or something? I can`t see too much benefit...
  103. Profile photo of theguy91
    theguy91 Male 18-29
    215 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    *Dumbest
  104. Profile photo of Ryan22158
    Ryan22158 Male 18-29
    418 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    For the sake of that idiots future I hope it is fake.

  105. Profile photo of pwnda
    pwnda Female 18-29
    176 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    satan is jewish? well i`ll be...
  106. Profile photo of lord_byron
    lord_byron Male 13-17
    307 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 8:14 pm
    bahahahahhahaahha
    effing fail.
  107. Profile photo of sTuFFt
    sTuFFt Male 13-17
    72 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 8:18 pm
    "Yet another Stupid American Missing The Point. You`re only contributing to the negative worldview of your country...
    Pitiful :P"

    Dude... You`re american too.

  108. Profile photo of kainz
    kainz Male 18-29
    50 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    genius!
  109. Profile photo of Spartano3
    Spartano3 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 8:23 pm
    i can just imagine him thinking "I`m so hardcore" while he`s doing it.
  110. Profile photo of M364N
    M364N Female 18-29
    209 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    lol for all of u who didnt no the satan star has only 5 points the star of david has 6 case in point epic satan to jewish fail
  111. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 8:45 pm
    what a loser...
  112. Profile photo of The_Frogg
    The_Frogg Male 18-29
    619 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    it`s the wicca symbol, it`s for wicca not satanism. Common misconception. So that makes him 3X the idiot
    1. for cutting it into his arm
    2. for making it the star of david
    3. Thinking the pentagram is the symbol for satan.
  113. Profile photo of x_lvlalfoy_x
    x_lvlalfoy_x Female 18-29
    92 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 8:48 pm
    Bwahahaha.
  114. Profile photo of IONIC
    IONIC Male 18-29
    163 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 8:52 pm
    God, i hope this is real. Stupid non-nice individual.

    on a side note, does anyone want to join my religion? Its essentially nihilism without all the bitching and stabbing people.

  115. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    Stupidest satan worshiper ever or most clever of them all?

    Come on... we`re talking about jews here! You guys can be so dense from time to time.

  116. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 9:15 pm
    You out of the gene pool... now...
  117. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    "on a side note, does anyone want to join my religion? Its essentially nihilism without all the bitching and stabbing people."
    ------------------------------------
    I would totally join if I could bitch and stab, but since that`s out... I`m going to have to decline.
  118. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    Oh and IONIC, EPIC PROFILE DESCRIPTION OF YOURSELF! winna
  119. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 9:55 pm
    IONIC, sure. Does it involve tiny sh*tty pieces of bread and wine that everyone else has tasted? Because if so, I`m sorry, but I`m out, man...
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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 10:08 pm
    another epic fail..
  121. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    Just think of all the pain he could`ve saved himself had he only carved 5 points.
  122. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 10:32 pm
    Good lord. I don`t even think that looks like actual cuts, he might`ve just smeared some ketchup on himself. I feel kinda sorry for him, but at the same time... c`mon.
  123. Profile photo of jjohns04
    jjohns04 Male 18-29
    100 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 10:41 pm
    Mastochism at its finest
  124. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 10:58 pm
    hey! Jewish people are NOT satanists...sheesh
  125. Profile photo of mamerv
    mamerv Male 18-29
    328 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 11:02 pm
    It looks like crayon.
  126. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    April 23, 2009 at 11:29 pm
    lmao gutted
  127. Profile photo of dreadqueen00
    dreadqueen00 Female 18-29
    331 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 12:35 am
    @maceizballin: *smacks head* I sincerely hope that comment was sarcastic.

    I`m curious...do they even CALL that a "Satanist Star? I thought it was a pentagram...oh well, just another detail that makes him look like a complete moron. I like how the kid who commented beneath the pic writes, "that`s a Jew star." Come on people--Jew stars, Satan stars, can`t all us balls of burning gas live in harmony???

  128. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 12:47 am
    Hmm any word I can use to describe my reaction to this would be censored here on IAB...

    I really don`t know how to put this nicely..

    How about `This makes me question humanity` ?

  129. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 1:09 am
    Aside from the obvious...

    It doesn`t even look like he cut it in there. Sure, it`d be more ironic if he did, but it looks like he drew it on or something. Maybe that`s why the pic`s so blurry? Dunno.

  130. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 2:15 am
    The pentagram isn`t actually a satan sign. It`s an up-side-down pentagram that is satanic. Same idea as the swastica. The original is just a good luck symbol (among others) and then germany changed it around and made it evil.

    So this douche is way off anyway.

  131. Profile photo of MykeUK
    MykeUK Male 18-29
    364 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 2:16 am
    Haha, fail. It`d be a double whammy of disillusionment if he tried again on his other arm and carved in a right-way-up pentagram...
  132. Profile photo of sjaakwortel
    sjaakwortel Male 18-29
    358 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 2:43 am
    DOH, though a satanist star had 5 points .......
  133. Profile photo of Justbeodd
    Justbeodd Female 13-17
    250 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 3:43 am
    ... Being not nice as a possible YOU FAIL.
  134. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 3:48 am
    Hahahahahah that`s the most epic`est fail I`ve seen in a long time. :P It doesn`t even look real, it looks like it was pen.
  135. Profile photo of LucaStefan
    LucaStefan Male 13-17
    20 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 3:51 am
    Offended satanists and jews with the same retarded carving.
    Way to go!
  136. Profile photo of maxxb117
    maxxb117 Male 18-29
    387 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 4:05 am
    Old picture is old
  137. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 4:21 am
    star of david is pretty evil symbolism but to really go all out you need to replace your skull with a goats skull. Also the pentagram is a symbol for power not necessarily satanism. And the circle just makes it even more protective than evil. Jesus christ you don`t know anything about the occult POSER!
  138. Profile photo of cmun
    cmun Male 13-17
    90 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 4:23 am
    epic fail
  139. Profile photo of FireEmerald
    FireEmerald Male 13-17
    174 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 6:29 am
    Ha ha ha
    Masterwilliam says: Wtf thats a jew star you stupid piece of poo!
  140. Profile photo of 5577
    5577 Male 13-17
    518 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 7:21 am
    Satan must feel sooo embarassed
  141. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 7:31 am
    M O R O N
  142. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 7:48 am
    OY VEY~!
  143. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 8:00 am
    ... Lmao. This is why you never do scarification on your own!
  144. Profile photo of mega_luis15
    mega_luis15 Male 18-29
    388 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 8:01 am
    satan will definitely disavow any knowledge of this individual.
  145. Profile photo of happydappy
    happydappy Male 13-17
    43 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 8:07 am
    Oy vey...
  146. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 8:12 am
    Aren`t they supposed to have 5 points... Idiot.
  147. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 8:17 am
    LOL.... idiot!!!!
  148. Profile photo of JammaJulie
    JammaJulie Female 40-49
    20 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 8:27 am
    It does kinda look like he did it with a Sharpie pen. Even so.....complete moron.
  149. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 8:28 am
    ...
  150. Profile photo of PolitikiL
    PolitikiL Male 18-29
    130 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 8:38 am
    "Dude... You`re american too."

    Ukrainian living in Canada.
    You imbecile.

  151. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 8:51 am
    take a good look at America`s future ladies and gents! be afraid, be very afraid.
  152. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 9:21 am
    Haha, that`s pretty fun. I don`t mind satanists, I do however strongly dislike people as stupid as he.
  153. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 9:44 am
    I thought the satanic thing was an upside down pantagram or something? what he has there is the star of David. If i saw that i would assume he was 1) Jewish 2) a moron.
  154. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 9:44 am
    That is stupid even for satanist low standards
  155. Profile photo of enzo213
    enzo213 Male 18-29
    100 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 9:45 am
    That "Satanist star" TOTALLY doesn`t look like the Star of David. There`s NO chance it`s a Jewish symbol of faith in god.
    Amirite?
  156. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 11:23 am
    haha the star of David.. what an idiot.
  157. Profile photo of MikeW
    MikeW Male 30-39
    137 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 11:29 am
    maybe he`s a jewish satanist.
  158. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 11:47 am
    Or maybe Satan is a Jew! (so am I, so don`t be offended)
  159. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    Good old bebo...
  160. Profile photo of xoxojackiee
    xoxojackiee Female 13-17
    108 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    I don`t get satanists.
    Do they think when they go to hell the devil`s gonna be like "heyy guys! nice to see you!"
    No, he is going to butt rape you.
  161. Profile photo of IONIC
    IONIC Male 18-29
    163 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    Negative One: kay man, its your soul, and if y- Wait a minute, no it isn`t. My religion doesn`t believe in a soul!. ugh, this is gonna be a pain in the ass getting people to join. Its so much easier to get people to join a religion when there`s a huge scare tactic tacked on at the end. "If you don`t follow this religion you go to hell!! if you don`t follow this religion you never become enlightened! If you don`t follow this religion, your thetan levels expire past the expiration, go bad and start getting a nasty yellow crust on top." Ugh... I need a scare tactic. Kay, hold on man, their may be a chance for you to bitch and stab yet. I still gotta retool this thing.
  162. Profile photo of IONIC
    IONIC Male 18-29
    163 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    opiebreath: "IONIC, sure. Does it involve tiny sh*tty pieces of bread and wine that everyone else has tasted? Because if so, I`m sorry, but I`m out, man..."

    Well kinda. But instead of wine its captain morgans laced with lsd. And instead of bread its friendship tacos! Which are basically the same as regular tacos, except the meats expired, and they`re laced with lsd.

    Fun times for all!!

  163. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    xoxojackiee,

    know whats funnier than Santanists? Religious people...

    do you think when you die you`ll end up in some magical place with all the people you love and all your ancestors. can you fathom how large this place has to be? there are well over 5000 years of human history that can be traced not to mention plenty of times we are discovering like cavemen and the likes. even if the world wasn`t 7 billion strong 2000 years ago, there were plenty of people and 2000 years of 1-7 billion people dying every 40-80 years...that place has to hold well over 100 billion people.

    and you think satanists are crazy...

  164. Profile photo of zoe333
    zoe333 Female 13-17
    12 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 2:11 pm
    "IONIC: on a side note, does anyone want to join my religion? Its essentially nihilism without all the bitching and stabbing people."

    hell yeah, message me (Y)

  165. Profile photo of jenbits
    jenbits Female 18-29
    19 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    i bet hes gonna have so much fun showing this to his neo-nazi friends!
  166. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    lawl, epic fail.
    Pentagrams aren`t satanist. Upside down pentagrams are the sign of the beast, pentagrams are pagan.
  167. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    @zoe333 but stabbing people is my favorite! its a perfectly victimless hobby ^^
  168. Profile photo of IONIC
    IONIC Male 18-29
    163 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    IkeRay: I am more concerned about existing forever. For me to exist forever, my consciousness has to aswell. And for me to be the same person i was when i died, my memories also have to exist. So, for all intents and purposes, i am the same person. Sooo... what the hell am i going to do? Even if heaven was filled with every experience imaginable, good AND bad, that is still and finite amount of activities. Well, i am going to be around forever. Forever, as in, tell the end of time. Forever, as in 100 trillion years from now, i still haven`t completed 1% of my time being dead.

    kay, i must cease to exist at some point. Sooo, its not forever, and what the hell was the point in existing in an afterlife in the first place if It all leads to the same place.

    So there it is: incomprehensible boredom that will plague you longer than you can possibly hope to imagine, or not existing. Not thinking, not worrying, and not being.

    I prefer the latter, but whatever floats your skivies:)

  169. Profile photo of IONIC
    IONIC Male 18-29
    163 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    Oh yeah, plaging forums, and forcing your own beliefs on people is another tenant of my new religion. And you have to be a totally roosterhat when you do it, to. Thats the Squirelly-ism way (name pending)
  170. Profile photo of Hedkwab
    Hedkwab Male 18-29
    340 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    NO

    NOOOOOOOO


    THATS A JEW STAR

    YOU STUPID PIECE OF poo

  171. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    lmfao what a drattard
  172. Profile photo of xattributex
    xattributex Male 18-29
    144 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    That...has to be the most embarrassing....regrettable thing.. this kid has ever done in..his.... LIFE..hahahahahahahahahahah
  173. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 3:26 pm
    once again some small religious notion starts an internet argument.
    I lawl`d at the star!! A haha!even if he had a pentagram it wasn`t upside down. Besides that, that was such a fad in high school, that kids didn`t even understand! I know a few kids who got the brimstone symbol, what a stupid thing to look back on!lmfao! retards.
  174. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    IONIC, you actually got the bible and religious teachings wrong. when you go to heaven you forget ALL bad, bad cannot exist in heaven. that means anyone who ever did anything bad to you can`t exist, and if someone goes to hell (because of suicide or some other reason), they get wiped from your memory as well.

    if I was to live forever, I would prefer it to be here on earth, some place I`m familiar with already. but then, you hear of vampires in almost all lore begging for death to come after they`ve been alive for 500-1000 years, so why wouldn`t you in the after life as well?

    thats why reincarnation makes just as much sense (if not more) than christianity`s heaven idea.

    yep, bored ramblings...

  175. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    I find this hilarious!
  176. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    lol nice job genius
  177. Profile photo of The_Waz
    The_Waz Male 18-29
    169 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    Lol.... i`m pretty sure that`s red magic marker i cant be completely sure though pretty pooty picture quality
  178. Profile photo of Muncherific1
    Muncherific1 Female 30-39
    65 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    heh... Satanic Jewish mix, perhaps?
  179. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 8:29 pm
    HAHAHA.. pwnd by his own stupidity
  180. Profile photo of The_Frogg
    The_Frogg Male 18-29
    619 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    xoxojackiee

    What i hear is that if you`re a good enough satanist you`ll be his buddy

  181. Profile photo of hi2pi
    hi2pi Male 30-39
    736 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 9:21 pm
    holy many pages of comments. touchy!
  182. Profile photo of falloutchik
    falloutchik Female 18-29
    78 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 9:42 pm
    it reminds me of the graffiti in the movie `adventureland`

    "satin rules" next to a pentagram.

    lmao.

  183. Profile photo of Kimlovesme12
    Kimlovesme12 Female 13-17
    54 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 11:50 pm
    LMAO what a douche
  184. Profile photo of ShadowMaus
    ShadowMaus Male 18-29
    88 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 12:01 am
    Stupid kid,

    Even with 5 points it`s not a "satanist star" in the first place, it`s a "pentagram" representing Venus. Couldn`t even get that right?

  185. Profile photo of perigee
    perigee Male 18-29
    82 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 2:33 am
    HAHAHAHAhahhahhahahaaahAHAHAHahahaHAHAhahahaa

    Nothing to add.

  186. Profile photo of HOBOMOE
    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
    515 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 7:48 am
    what a dumbass, that`s a hexagram, it`s another symbol for unity.
  187. Profile photo of RiseAgainst3
    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 7:56 am
    yeah ShadowMaus, its stupid when people think the pentagram is automatically associated with Satan, it represents Venus.
  188. Profile photo of Fnaty
    Fnaty Male 18-29
    8 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 8:36 am
    wow... I mean... really?
    this is just...lol!!
  189. Profile photo of liberalirony
    liberalirony Male 18-29
    196 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 8:41 am
    You`d think you`d check to make sure it was an actual satanist symbol before cutting it into your arm but I guess that would require intelligence...
  190. Profile photo of DarkRose1593
    DarkRose1593 Female 13-17
    60 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 9:17 am
    the satanist symbol is an upside down star.
    he`s a satanist jew. Who would have thought?
  191. Profile photo of kittyperson
    kittyperson Female 13-17
    136 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 10:17 am
    omfg.........
  192. Profile photo of Skankenstein
    Skankenstein Female 13-17
    177 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    BAHAHAHAHAHAH!
  193. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    perhaps he should have done a bit of research before attempting this endeavor hmm?
  194. Profile photo of EvilSock737
    EvilSock737 Female 13-17
    442 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    That is wonderful. I hope it scars.
  195. Profile photo of IkariSenpai
    IkariSenpai Female 13-17
    23 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    HAH!
  196. Profile photo of lytesend
    lytesend Female 13-17
    194 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    Real (LeVey) Satanists are crying because of this. It`s alright... *hug*
  197. Profile photo of LordNick
    LordNick Male 18-29
    284 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    Just goes to show that all religious people, good or bad, have a retarded streak.
  198. Profile photo of moeyo1
    moeyo1 Male 13-17
    9 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    hmmmmm well this isint going to trun out well :-(
  199. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    well...he double fails at life...false leader...and false following...way to fail...=D
  200. Profile photo of Lolcats
    Lolcats Male 18-29
    369 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    FAIL....soon he`ll get a tatoo like that and then post it there....show him whats up
  201. Profile photo of raydar
    raydar Male 13-17
    177 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 8:43 pm
    star of david?
  202. Profile photo of bro_storm
    bro_storm Male 18-29
    89 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 10:48 pm
    tried thinkin of something funny and witty... couldn`t... i`ll just go with fail
  203. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 1:08 am
    wow, epically failed
  204. Profile photo of ericdee
    ericdee Male 18-29
    182 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    At first, I definitely thought the second comment said, "wtf is a jew star..." My b!

    This is amazing.

  205. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    WOW dude that`s so bad ass! You almost got it right. next time straighter lines, a little lower, and deeper then just lay down for a little nap.
  206. Profile photo of Shortone0726
    Shortone0726 Female 18-29
    1244 posts
    April 27, 2009 at 9:52 pm
    Someone doesn`t know how to make a 5 pointed star
  207. Profile photo of cunegonde
    cunegonde Female 30-39
    160 posts
    April 27, 2009 at 10:46 pm
    WHAT an idiot. I can just imagine him having to explain that OVER and OVER and OVER again.....
  208. Profile photo of hated0love
    hated0love Female 18-29
    344 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 4:49 am
    o god no eww looks a wee bit gross i hope no one ask about that must get sicking to explain it over and over
  209. Profile photo of amyjayne
    amyjayne Female 18-29
    20 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 9:34 am
    Whey! because your awesome... :S
    I hope it scars haha, what an idiot!
  210. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    If he was really a satanist, I think he would know what the satanist star looks like..

    or maybe he thinks Jews are Satan worshipers now.

  211. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:54 am
    Idiot, when he says "look i`m a satanist" to his friends they`ll say "haha are you really jewish"
  212. Profile photo of jesswalker
    jesswalker Female 18-29
    43 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    I want to punch him in the face.
  213. Profile photo of snailslime
    snailslime Female 18-29
    90 posts
    April 30, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    it was probably meant to be offensive to jewish people..i dont know anyone who hasnt done the cheesy lil star of david craft in school before x-mas....its kinda a well known symbol
    ****either that or he read up on jewish magic by joshua trachtenberg..according to him the jews have a bond with satan to get things done...
  214. Profile photo of NerdsGirl
    NerdsGirl Female 18-29
    9 posts
    May 3, 2009 at 12:20 am
    LMAO. Dumb and funnny.
  215. Profile photo of tlick
    tlick Female 40-49
    1 post
    June 4, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    Look up the true origins of the Magen David, or Solomon`s Seal. Also connects to the Egyptian Star of Remphan or the Star-God Kiyyun spoken of in the Bible in Amos 5:25. Now adopted as the Jewish symbol, known now as the Star of David. This is actually a symbol of the Occult and it is much more powerful then the Pentogram. This is a Hexogram! The most powerful of all symbols!!! Jesus said I will come to you in my name and you will refuse me, the evil one will come in his own name and you will accept him at his name. The evil one will also rule the World from Israel. What do you think that means? Why have the Jewish people taken this as their symbol and put it on their flag? The true symbol for the people of Isreal is the Menorrah! Read the Bible people, it will give you many insights about these things!!!
  216. Profile photo of delete_radio
    delete_radio Female 13-17
    150 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 11:12 am
    Haha my friend did the same exact thing.
  217. Profile photo of beezly
    beezly Female 18-29
    15 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 7:42 pm
    eh drat it all it`s just religion.
  218. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 10:47 am
    lol dumbass

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