The Occult Snuggie

Submitted by: Matwix_2004 8 years ago in Funny

Wiccans, KKK members, Scientologists and other wackos, rejoice! The Snuggie is expanding its line of merchandise.
There are 53 comments:
Female 523
On a lighter note, I found this quite funny :3 Despite the fact that I`m a practicing pagan... could be because I understand satire. Maybe.
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Female 523
I`m pagan, but I`m really close to wicca... first off, to whoever said that some have 1 god and some have tons... wicca only has two gods, the god and godess. That`s why I call myself pagan, because I have 3.

Also, wicca was not invented 60 years ago. IT was revived 60 years ago. Those practices are pretty ancient from the pagans... gardner(right?) just brought it back to the mainstream.

Just wanted to say that. Don`t confuse Wiccan and (Neo)pagan.
Wicca = 1 god, 1 goddess, wiccan rede.
Pagan = any number of gods, can be similar to wicca in practices (I participate in wiccan ceremonies like the solstice, I`m sort of like how jewish is to christian, same stuff give or take some differences) also includes buddhism and hinduism, among others.

Also, Wicca is a branch of paganism.

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Male 144
It all sounds pretty sweet dude,your a good drummer. I drum for www.myspace.com/vargrfl ..its just starting up here now.. I actually haven`t played in a metal band since my senior year of high school haha so its pretty interesting but going pretty awesome
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Male 240
Haha, personally, I think it`s a shame Nader will never get to be president ;). Yeah, I play with a couple of bands, I think currently the number is six. But I do it mainly for me and to explore my own boundaries. http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseac... and http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseac... here you go ;). For music, my myspace URL is ww.myspace.com/humanitarianxgenocide. I`ve got a song from three of my bands on there, but I have to say the music should get an update haha.
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Male 144
You have every right to find the humor debatable, and of course all have right to speak opinion. But my main point was..and still is..we all know these to be false "facts" and thats what helps make it funny.

Like wise I cannot demand someone taking anything from what I say, but to to help establish a thought..."is it worth it to defend a satire video to people who are veiwing it for the humor purposes?" Maybe it is to some..but personality, much like previously stated it`s fighting air..you might aswell vote third party here in the States :P It`ll get you no where..

On another note Owanie I see you play drums, so do I? Do you play with anybody or just a hobbyist?

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Male 240
It`s pretty obvious this isn`t a documentary. I`m not prohibiting you to laugh, I`m just finding the humour of this video debatable. Plus, my comment was but a reaction to those that complained about others offending the video for numerous reasons. It could well be that I find Wicca lame, I definitely do think that about Scientology and the KKK... And yes, Crowley probably was insane, but the fact is that he has written "The Book of Law" and explored and coined the term Thelema. The famous phrase "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law" was written after supposedly summoning the Egyptian god Thoth. Although the Hermetic Order, and Aleister, is full of BS, who says Wiccans might not be foolish enough to join? Hey, they`d rather than read the bible. I`m not demanding to take anything from me, I`m just offering another view for you to think about. Apparently it did spark some reactions.
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Male 144
To Owanie:

This isn`t a documentary.
There are`t any credentials to this video.
It doesn`t take a rocket scientist to see this.
Half of the humor in this video is the ignorance placed upon these subjects.
The education portion of this video makes up about 1%, we all know that, give people the benefit of the doubt.
Defending against this video is like fighting air..
If someone beleives a video of humor as an educated source...then there is nothing that anyone could do to help that individuals intelligence..let it be.. and get on with our lives...
Thats all I am saying..

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Male 1,629
and angilion the basic practices and teachings of wicca have been around alot longer then christianity it has been supressed by the church so that just in recent times it has been free to expand...
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Male 1,629
owanie a satanist would be more likely to follow crowley`s teachings then a wiccan. crowley was insane... he thought he was the beast 666 the end all that stuff...
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Male 301
I saw it coming.....
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Female 57
tell it like it is Owanie! *cheer*
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Female 88
Kinda sucks the meaning of Wicca is grouped in with KKK members....
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Male 240
To xattributex: the only reason those people don`t laugh is because their knowledge of the actual occult surpasses yours, resulting in them realizing that this video has no humouristic elements in it. Wiccans do not read the bible, they`d even sooner join Golden Dawn since their Thelema doctrine was invented by Crowley, who was a key member of the Hermetic Order. Plus, Scientology is not even that occult anymore, so isn`t the KKK. If you parodize, at least do it right, that`s all WE are saying.
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Male 74
Hahahahahaha!
I would totally wear the KKK White Snuggie just for kicks. lol be comfortable AND offensive! Win win!
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Male 2,510
I sacrificed a dozen virgins to Cthulhu and all I got was this crappy video.
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Male 1
I agree with mehh... This is most definitely a parody. If you are taking this seriously I worry for you >.>;
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Male 144
Those defending Wicca and the meaning of cults......
Ok we get it...
You`re not like the norm,
You have knowledge of Wicca and cults that you feel you need to share....
Now that that is out of the way..
Can you be quiet and let people enjoy a sense of humor?
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Female 528
healingcloud & HyperMonkey: this is a parody. pa-ro-dy. No one thinks its an accurate representation of wicca
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Male 12,365
ammit13fma:

Ask a few more Wiccans and you`ll get some different explanations. You can fit a variety of things into Wicca, from a highly gynocentric religion with a single female deity to an egalitarian duotheistic religion in which there might or might not be belief in a divine force of some kind, which usually isn`t personified as "God".

Christianity has had ~2000 years to grow hundreds of different variations (Catholic, Protestant, Baptist, etc, etc). Wicca has only had 60 years, but they`re working hard to catch up :) It`s the religion that bothers me the least for a variety of reasons, but the main one is that it`s inherently resistant to becoming a centralised authority because it`s so varied. It doesn`t lend itself to being a monolithic organisation that can hold a lot of power.

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Male 97
who ever posted this failed or is an ingrent non-nice individual who knows nothen about wicca or most of the occult yes my spelling sucks so gf yourself im now pissed
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Female 194
No, Cthulhu`s followers are much more harmless than Christians. :)
And... How are Wiccans supposed to be Satanists when their religion doesn`t even have an `evil` being? WTF?
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Male 276
lol @ making fun of wicca
how it was explained to me is wicca worships God
through a split prespective sicne it is incomprensible to pictures an all powerfull all present being (how would oen picture a god who si everythign an nothing withotu breaking it down into personifications)
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Female 68
this wasn`t funny at all, wicca is nothing like the way they portray it, and i suggest anyone who says otherwise look up on it before they start spreading this bullsh-t, THIS is the very brainwashing this commercial made fun of, the brainwashing others to beliee wicca=satanism
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Male 12,365
So...Wicca is pretty much the same as the worship of an entity Wiccans don`t believe exists, from a completely different religion.

Er...well, that`s extremely obvious. How on earth did I manage to overlook it until now?

Following the same eminently reasonable line of argument, Christianity is just like the worship of Cthulhu. They even start with the same letter!

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Male 12,365
The tagline is inaccurate, Matwix_2004 - Wiccans are not necessarily wackos. Some are, but certainly not all of them.

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Female 507
Dark Rose, I object to your second point.
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Male 506
Wow, that Kool-Aid joke was horrible. I approve.

And dragosal, have you ever studied anything about the KKK ever? Try getting them to accept a Catholic, Jew, or an atheist. In their eyes, anything outside of the white Anglo-Saxon (or Aryan, if you swing that way) Protestant tradition is inferior. The KKK is a religiously-based hate organization. Sorry.

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Female 1,401
hey, i`m a christan. shush you dragosol!
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Male 1,629
"easier to wash then your brain!" perfect for christians! wicca isnt a cult... not even close. scientology this kinda fits the KKK has nothing to do with religion that im aware of either....
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Female 60
Wiccans and Scientoligists are NOT even close to cults. :p
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Male 13,624
And why the beejasus do I STILL keep getting pop ups on IAB????
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Male 13,624
Wicca and satanism is kinda like black n white um, kinda different, Gunmetal you really need to get some wisdom on the go. Rather like meat n veg?? different? you know what I mean?
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Female 9,478
lol, I always knew that the snuggie looked cultish.
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Male 524
I thought these things looked like cult robes... lol.
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Female 15,763
EVEN SCIENTOLOGISTS!?

This blanket does EVERYTHING!

:`D

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Female 48
hey "gunmetal" maybe you should read up on wicca and paganism before you go spewing your bigotry.

satanists stole the pentagram and inverted it-much like they did the cross-so that it means the opposite of what it usually does, that`s the only reason wicca and satanism ever got confused in the first palce.

have a nice day.

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Male 161
Too bad Wicca and Satanism are exactly the same way, only dumbasses do it.
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Female 48
I`m so fu(king sick of ignorant asshats confusing wicca with satanism. they have nothing in common! get your poo right.
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Male 161
Eww, old fat lady ass, Avoid vid, it has old lady ass!
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Female 667
`Easier to wash than a brain.`

funny stuff

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Male 81
Frightening!
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Male 161
Eww, old fat lady ass, Avoid vid, it has old lady ass!
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Female 143
Video no longer available.

womp womp.

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Male 145
seems as though someone came across my comment on youtube and decided to make a video about it.
It after all does represent a Klan hood.
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Female 495
Didn`t expect to like it, but I did!
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Female 1,653
KKK white only
Bad taste but lol
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Male 2,388
easier to wash than your brain LOL
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Female 362
"Mom, how about some more Kool-Aid!"

Lawlz.

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Female 64
Well... it was a good attempt, sorta.
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Female 89
The original commercial is funnier than this.
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Male 9,306
/facepalm
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Male 1,140
that really wasnt funny
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Male 2,551
Link: The Occult Snuggie [Rate Link] - Wiccans, KKK members, Scientologists and other wackos, rejoice! The Snuggie is expanding its line of merchandise.
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