The Holy Gospel of the Easter Bunny

Submitted by: silverwing23 8 years ago in Funny

For all the people that wonder what the Easter Bunny has to do with Jesus.
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There are 43 comments:
Male 177
That makes perfect sense. I just thought that the easter bunny was made up to commercialise Easter but now it has a purpose.
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Female 20
That was freakin` awesome.
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Female 1,653
lmfao 30 pieces of kibble?
They`d have to be pretty darn nice to make a life w/out chocolate worthwhile.
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Male 1,629
well for one thing, even tho its obviously a joke he was pronouncing the name wrong, it would be heshua. i know this because every religious nut that finds out im a "heretic" feels its their duty to explain that in ancient hebrew my name joshua which they would have said heshua is their name for jesus and whatnot. i dont believe christianity or judaism even slightly but if your gunna spout this BS get your "facts" straight haha
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Male 328
i was an atheist but have now seen the light, and it is delicious.
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Male 505
He cures the colorblind too? Dear easter rabbit, cure me!!
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Male 12,365
Easter Bunny is back...and this he`s going to kick everyone`s arse!

Look at the size of those feet! Size 13 arse-kicking feet, that`s what they are.

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Male 12,365
""what are rabbits best known for?"

Chocolately goodness?"

I hate to be the one who breaks it to you, but those little balls of "chocolate" rabbits make aren`t really chocolate.

Yay for me, I brought the tone of the thread down into the sewer :)

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Male 97
"what are rabbits best known for?"

Chocolately goodness?

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Male 307
wow. probably the most informative thing i`ve ever heard about easter tradition. nice comment angilion
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Male 307
hahaha that was pretty great.
found floating down a river in a basket full of synthetic grass.

don`t make this a bible bashing thread, make it a, "wait, where do half the Easter traditions come from?" thread

but yeah. pretty great

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Male 12,365
"haha bunnies and eggs have nothing to do with jesus, easter is more pagan than it is christian, it`s pretty much Ostara except with a zombie.

easter is a celebration of fertility and birth, so the christians conveniently placed jesus` rebirth[zombification] on the pagan holiday. "

Without even really changing the name - the god was known as Oestre in some places, right? Same pronunciation.

I think it`s a bit odd how many people don`t notice that the entire Easter thing doesn`t match up with Christianity. Eggs and rabbits don`t fit Christianity at all, but they fit very well with a spring festival that`s very fertility-orientated (what are rabbits best known for?) and involves the worship of a female god (egg = female fertility).

Usurping existing religion events was a deliberate Christian policy to make conversion easier and to undermine the older religion. They did the same with Christmas - their own holy texts make it clear Jesus was not born in winter.

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Male 97
Sorry gang. I`m calling Shenanigans! Let me get this right... God sends his only pet, a bunny (hatched from an egg laid by a virgin hen) to earth. The bunny gets tortured, crucified and eaten... He then rises back to life three days later... This sounds like a fairy tale of some sort.
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Female 48
haha bunnies and eggs have nothing to do with jesus, easter is more pagan than it is christian, it`s pretty much Ostara except with a zombie.

easter is a celebration of fertility and birth, so the christians conveniently placed jesus` rebirth[zombification] on the pagan holiday.

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Female 15,763
I am incredibly offended at this. You post this video like Jeshua Cottontail didn`t die for your sins. BELIEVE AND YOU WILL BE SAVED!
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Male 424
Lol, has more true facts than the bible =D
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Male 91
Liked it.
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Female 723
Not funny.
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Male 127
un-funny
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Male 914
so true...so true...
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Female 209
funny
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Female 4,028
Ahahaha!

And we eat chocolate on Easter because the colour of the chocolate, and the colour of the wood on the cross... well, you tell me!

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Male 9,305
lmao XD

Blasphemy, it`s hilarious! :D

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Male 11,739
That was just stupid. I know there are some morons out there who would believe this and think it`s real.
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Male 17,511
I liked the southpark explanation better.
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Female 528
Magnificent!
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Female 136
jeshua cottontail is my savior
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Male 15,832
There were just too many LOLs in this to single out just one. BRILLIANT! :-D :-D :-D
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Male 266
lmao at kitty in hell xD
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Male 1,219
lol "he even healed a leapard."
That is awesome.
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Male 1
ROFL
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Male 87
OOOO, now i get it! Duh!
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Male 1,596
bunny christ
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Male 22
lol
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Male 4,593
LOL, cats BELONG in hell.
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Male 21
Lol, just, lol
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Female 250
AH HA! It all makes sense now. I need a penguin.
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Male 1,091
" ...and he even cured a leopard " hahaha funny
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Male 467
Haha, ridiculous story - so stupid noone could believe that. Risen from the dead? Yeeah right.
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Male 2,388
why didn`t they make an original story? >:(
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Female 63
Poor kitty. Couldn`t they have used a... hamster or something burning.
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Male 4,393
why cat in hell??
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Female 114
Link: The Holy Gospel of the Easter Bunny [Rate Link] - For all the people that wonder what the Easter Bunny has to do with Jesus.
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