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Date: 04/09/09 06:32 AM

44 Responses to The Holy Gospel of the Easter Bunny

  1. Profile photo of silverwing23
    silverwing23 Female 13-17
    114 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 1:53 am
    Link: The Holy Gospel of the Easter Bunny - For all the people that wonder what the Easter Bunny has to do with Jesus.
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
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    April 9, 2009 at 6:54 am
    why cat in hell??
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    Pendergast Female 18-29
    63 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 6:56 am
    Poor kitty. Couldn`t they have used a... hamster or something burning.
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 7:12 am
    why didn`t they make an original story? >:(
  5. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 7:16 am
    Haha, ridiculous story - so stupid noone could believe that. Risen from the dead? Yeeah right.
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    krembill Male 18-29
    1094 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 7:17 am
    " ...and he even cured a leopard " hahaha funny
  7. Profile photo of Justbeodd
    Justbeodd Female 13-17
    250 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 7:33 am
    AH HA! It all makes sense now. I need a penguin.
  8. Profile photo of eLampe
    eLampe Male 13-17
    21 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 7:41 am
    Lol, just, lol
  9. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 7:55 am
    LOL, cats BELONG in hell.
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    perfectdark Male 18-29
    22 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 7:56 am
    lol
  11. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 7:59 am
    bunny christ
  12. Profile photo of Sukru
    Sukru Male 18-29
    87 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 8:05 am
    OOOO, now i get it! Duh!
  13. Profile photo of TheBigD
    TheBigD Male 13-17
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    April 9, 2009 at 8:45 am
    ROFL
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    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
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    April 9, 2009 at 8:46 am
    lol "he even healed a leapard."
    That is awesome.
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    Blacksun1212 Male 13-17
    268 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 8:47 am
    lmao at kitty in hell xD
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 8:59 am
    There were just too many LOLs in this to single out just one. BRILLIANT! :-D :-D :-D
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    kittyperson Female 13-17
    136 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 9:22 am
    jeshua cottontail is my savior
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    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 9:38 am
    Magnificent!
  19. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 9:52 am
    I liked the southpark explanation better.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    April 9, 2009 at 10:02 am
    That was just stupid. I know there are some morons out there who would believe this and think it`s real.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    April 9, 2009 at 11:08 am
    lmao XD

    Blasphemy, it`s hilarious! :D

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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    Ahahaha!

    And we eat chocolate on Easter because the colour of the chocolate, and the colour of the wood on the cross... well, you tell me!

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    Trixxie Female 18-29
    209 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    funny
  24. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    so true...so true...
  25. Profile photo of commentClown
    commentClown Male 13-17
    127 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    un-funny
  26. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    Not funny.
  27. Profile photo of Biscuits
    Biscuits Male 13-17
    91 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    Liked it.
  28. Profile photo of tenty
    tenty Male 18-29
    425 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    Lol, has more true facts than the bible =D
  29. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    I am incredibly offended at this. You post this video like Jeshua Cottontail didn`t die for your sins. BELIEVE AND YOU WILL BE SAVED!
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    Seak Male 18-29
    1505 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    LOL @ opienbreath
  31. Profile photo of pageturner8
    pageturner8 Female 13-17
    48 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    haha bunnies and eggs have nothing to do with jesus, easter is more pagan than it is christian, it`s pretty much Ostara except with a zombie.

    easter is a celebration of fertility and birth, so the christians conveniently placed jesus` rebirth on the pagan holiday.

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    themadcap Male 18-29
    97 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    Sorry gang. I`m calling Shenanigans! Let me get this right... God sends his only pet, a bunny (hatched from an egg laid by a virgin hen) to earth. The bunny gets tortured, crucified and eaten... He then rises back to life three days later... This sounds like a fairy tale of some sort.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    "haha bunnies and eggs have nothing to do with jesus, easter is more pagan than it is christian, it`s pretty much Ostara except with a zombie.

    easter is a celebration of fertility and birth, so the christians conveniently placed jesus` rebirth on the pagan holiday. "

    Without even really changing the name - the god was known as Oestre in some places, right? Same pronunciation.

    I think it`s a bit odd how many people don`t notice that the entire Easter thing doesn`t match up with Christianity. Eggs and rabbits don`t fit Christianity at all, but they fit very well with a spring festival that`s very fertility-orientated (what are rabbits best known for?) and involves the worship of a female god (egg = female fertility).

    Usurping existing religion events was a deliberate Christian policy to make conversion easier and to undermine the older religion. They did the same with Christmas - their own holy texts make it clear Jesus was not born in winter.

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    lord_byron Male 13-17
    307 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    hahaha that was pretty great.
    found floating down a river in a basket full of synthetic grass.

    don`t make this a bible bashing thread, make it a, "wait, where do half the Easter traditions come from?" thread

    but yeah. pretty great

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    lord_byron Male 13-17
    307 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    wow. probably the most informative thing i`ve ever heard about easter tradition. nice comment angilion
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    themadcap Male 18-29
    97 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    "what are rabbits best known for?"

    Chocolately goodness?

  37. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 9:45 pm
    ""what are rabbits best known for?"

    Chocolately goodness?"

    I hate to be the one who breaks it to you, but those little balls of "chocolate" rabbits make aren`t really chocolate.

    Yay for me, I brought the tone of the thread down into the sewer :)

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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 9:49 pm
    Easter Bunny is back...and this he`s going to kick everyone`s arse!

    Look at the size of those feet! Size 13 arse-kicking feet, that`s what they are.

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    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 12:11 am
    He cures the colorblind too? Dear easter rabbit, cure me!!
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    aznclueless Male 18-29
    329 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 12:57 am
    i was an atheist but have now seen the light, and it is delicious.
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    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 1:01 am
    well for one thing, even tho its obviously a joke he was pronouncing the name wrong, it would be heshua. i know this because every religious nut that finds out im a "heretic" feels its their duty to explain that in ancient hebrew my name joshua which they would have said heshua is their name for jesus and whatnot. i dont believe christianity or judaism even slightly but if your gunna spout this BS get your "facts" straight haha
  42. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1655 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 2:15 am
    lmfao 30 pieces of kibble?
    They`d have to be pretty darn nice to make a life w/out chocolate worthwhile.
  43. Profile photo of isawsparks
    isawsparks Female 30-39
    20 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 8:30 am
    That was freakin` awesome.
  44. Profile photo of raydar
    raydar Male 13-17
    177 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    That makes perfect sense. I just thought that the easter bunny was made up to commercialise Easter but now it has a purpose.

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