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Date: 04/24/09 03:20 PM

85 Responses to The Egg Genie

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    Link: The Egg Genie - :52 is officially the most annoying sound in the world.
  2. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    Is it seriously that hard to boil an egg?

    Dude.

    1. Boil water.
    2. Put in egg (possibly vinegar).
    3. Wait 15-20 minutes.
    4. Enjoy egg.

    NOT DIFFICULT.

  3. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2128 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    No kiddin about the sound >.<
    Also, another thing you could do is...learn to cook...cheap and effective =D
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    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 5:11 pm
    im so glad im allergic to egg so i dont have 2 waste my money on that... bacon wave however.. im intrigued
  5. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    AAAAH the sound KILL IT,
  6. Profile photo of Agentk120
    Agentk120 Male 18-29
    511 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    I don`t mind the sound actually. It would make me feel like I was in a submarine or something...you know, doing something more important than making hard-boiled eggs in a retarded fashion.
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    whtevr Female 40-49
    915 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    Ugghhh.. sounds worse than my alarm clock!
  8. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    1.Poke a whole into the number 0
    2.Place egg into hole.
    3.Reach in and grab.
    4.Eat with the remaining hand :)
  9. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    0:48
    i didnt know it was possible for something to taste hard
  10. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    Are you such a crap cook that you can`t even manage to boil an egg properly? Then you need...
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    ultimakewl: try to eat whipped cream. Soft, right? Now try to eat a steel girder.
  12. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 5:24 pm
    Well lets face it, if if you cant boil an egg right, Its time to give up on life
  13. Profile photo of Jilana
    Jilana Female 13-17
    254 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    *twitch* thanks for the warning about the sound...
  14. Profile photo of Fritolicious
    Fritolicious Male 18-29
    199 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    "Egg-xactly as you wanted!"

    :D

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    Are you completely inept in the kitchen?
    Tired of those crappy microwave breakfasts that hardly shave off the pounds?
    Do you enjoy lame-ass egg puns?

    THEN GET A FREAKING COOKBOOK NOOB AND START GRINDING THAT COOKING SKILL!

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    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    the only reason i watched was to hear the annoying sound.
  17. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1684 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    holy poo, that noise was terrible. thanks for the warning no wonder -.- also, this is so useless, its not THAT hard to boil eggs lmfao. XD
  18. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    "Do your boiled eggs look like THIS?"

    ...No. No, they don`t.

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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    This is SO not "Egg-xactly as you wanted!"
  20. Profile photo of ichirei
    ichirei Female 13-17
    165 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    ummmmm the fat and grease IS the best part of the bacon... duh
  21. Profile photo of tigerlily319
    tigerlily319 Female 18-29
    26 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    omg... heartx3jess! ME TOO!

    this was completely pathetic.

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    dragosal Male 18-29
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    April 24, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    lmao! i was just watching this on tv i hate infomercials :( but ya fail if u cant boil an egg and your older then ten
  23. Profile photo of Atomic-Envy
    Atomic-Envy Female 18-29
    35 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    i actually own one of those. :c

    i didn`t buy it, but it`s FANTASTIC.

  24. Profile photo of justcrazy13
    justcrazy13 Female 13-17
    20 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    how come they dont include a toaster and a juicer?? that`s not breakfast if you ask me!
  25. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    I cringed at the :52 mark...
  26. Profile photo of maxxb117
    maxxb117 Male 18-29
    387 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    That was not egg-xactly an egg-xellent video
  27. Profile photo of Spider13
    Spider13 Female 18-29
    115 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    Totally retarded.

    "Don`t lug that heavy pan of water!" That was a SAUCEPAN for chrissake. Does she NEVER lift things EVER?

  28. Profile photo of loriellelulu
    loriellelulu Female 18-29
    3 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    My ears are bleeding and I hate eggs forever now. THANKS A LOT.
  29. Profile photo of crimmeh
    crimmeh Female 18-29
    103 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    Ew. If my brain was to be probed by little green men, that`s the sound I`d expect to hear.
  30. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    That`s the most worthless crap I`ve seen today.
  31. Profile photo of BlueOrchid
    BlueOrchid Female 18-29
    158 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    Love all the egg puns that are the exact opposite of subtle
  32. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    ok... I need to get the sound at :52, then splice a cd player into the school`s sound system, play that sound to after the "only teens and younger can hear this sound" sound. and everyone would freak.

    or I might just play the only teens sound for the day, no teachers would believe the students...

  33. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    789 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    Eggzelent!
  34. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    I disagree, This is the most annoying sound in the world
  35. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 7:49 pm
    I love all the egg puns.

    they`re eggcelent!

  36. Profile photo of Jilana
    Jilana Female 13-17
    254 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    mock... YEAH
    ing... YEAH
    bird... YEAH
    yeah... YEAH
  37. Profile photo of sam0hT
    sam0hT Male 13-17
    229 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 9:06 pm
    "Eggsactly?" I seriously hope this is a fake product.
  38. Profile photo of mehh
    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 9:39 pm
    hehe. Punny
  39. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 9:58 pm
    An egg cooker...

    Seems like a good idea to me. Why was this posted?

  40. Profile photo of hamisgood
    hamisgood Male 13-17
    24 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 10:20 pm
    WHY WOULD SHE WASTE ALL THAT DELICIOUS BACON GREASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
  41. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 10:28 pm
    " mock... YEAH
    ing... YEAH
    bird... YEAH
    yeah... YEAH "

    XD!

    anyway, i have never had problems with boiling eggs...

  42. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 10:45 pm
    "Eggsactly?" I seriously hope this is a fake product.

    Nope, these exist. My mom used to have one that was in the shape of a chicken and it clucked when it was done :D

    ..It ended up in the garage sale three years later.

  43. Profile photo of xlollerskate
    xlollerskate Female 18-29
    167 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 11:41 pm
    Shooped.
  44. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 12:26 am
    "Do your hard-boiled eggs look like this?!"
    No. No, they don`t. Know why? Because it`s not f-cking rocket science to boil an egg.

    It`s annoying when commercials make normal things seem like open-heart surgery. :-|

  45. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 12:57 am
    Hahaha... I agree with dragonshadoz down below...
    I was thinking the same thing as I was watching it.
    Seriously... Your hard boiled eggs are still completely liquid? Did you make sure you actually put the pot over an open flame? And they were all smashed and stuff? I think they have more to worry about than properly cooking eggs. Not to mention all the other over exaggerations like "lug that HEAVY pot of water over." She looks like she`s suffering from sever protein difficiency. That`s just my two cents.
  46. Profile photo of raven_mac
    raven_mac Male 18-29
    303 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 1:13 am
    I`ve heard worse...
  47. Profile photo of Tratheyas
    Tratheyas Male 13-17
    322 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 1:25 am
    My aunt has that bacon thing, but I can`t imagine she was dumb enough to get it with this. XD

    I feel bad for who invented this.

    "I`m an inventor!" "What`d you invent?" "Well, you know how difficult it is to hardboil eggs, right?" "...What?"

  48. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 1:31 am
    So... Many... Egg puns. I think I`m gonna cry.
    Besides, I always thought this was the most annoying sound in the world.
  49. Profile photo of Coodude26
    Coodude26 Male 13-17
    340 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 1:53 am
    STOP SAYING EGG-ZACTLY GOD F***ING DAMNIT SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE
  50. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 2:00 am
    FAIL WIFE CAN`T BOIL EGGS

    Seriously, who the hell can`t boil eggs? Tard.

  51. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 2:11 am
    Dont you dare rickroll me lukas. I want bacon!! =D
  52. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 2:34 am
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lukas i will HUNT YOU!
  53. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 2:39 am
    This is one of the two "inventions" that I have a problem with; the other being the Snuggie.

    1. If you can`t boil an egg, you shouldn`t have any business with a stove.

    2. The Snuggie is a ROBE!!!!!!! I heard that it`s backless so if that`s true...YOU PAID TOO MUCH FOR A BACKLESS ROBE!

    3. The part in the commercial about the family at what looks like a school sports game wearing the Snuggie just backs up my argument. The damn thing is inconvenient outside because it`ll most likely drag on the ground or if you carry it, it`ll become a pain in the ass after a while

  54. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 3:31 am
    The dreaded drum beat which introduces Never Gonna Give You Up... I cannot bear it!
  55. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 4:37 am
    I want. But then again I always want everything in infomercials.
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    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 4:38 am
    And it is hard to boil eggs, dammit! I mean so that they`re exactly the right hardness.
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    dreadqueen00 Female 18-29
    331 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 5:31 am
    Ow, that was a random sound.

    it`s hilarious how they exaggerate the difficulty of menial, everyday task...

    "Tired of carrying that HEAVY pot ALL THE WAY TO THE STOVE?" My wrist! My hand! I think they`re gonna fall off....mama, nooooooo!

    That`s how you know you NEED it. :P

  58. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 5:47 am
    oh god the egg puns... help meeeee
  59. Profile photo of MrBob
    MrBob Male 13-17
    45 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 6:06 am
    WTF?!?!?!?
  60. Profile photo of TheHyra
    TheHyra Male 13-17
    211 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 6:28 am
    i want the bacon thing... they had me at bacon!
  61. Profile photo of FlamedNight
    FlamedNight Male 18-29
    395 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 7:40 am
    ?
  62. Profile photo of raikun12
    raikun12 Male 18-29
    586 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 7:52 am
    combine it with BACONLUBE! ~nature`s lube~
  63. Profile photo of happydappy
    happydappy Male 13-17
    43 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 8:14 am
    Why is this special enough to be posted?
    It`s still funny though, like all infomercials that make really easy things seem really hard.
  64. Profile photo of Fishmanjo
    Fishmanjo Male 18-29
    109 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 8:38 am
    is it sad that i want to get them?
  65. Profile photo of Fnaty
    Fnaty Male 18-29
    8 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 8:40 am
    infomercials... I wonder if the guy talking gets more money every time he adds the word "egg" during the commercial...
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    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 8:53 am
    *sigh* Dammit, lukas, you got me. TKD and I already have the Minigun SUV, and we might *accidentally* mistake you for another zombie :P
  67. Profile photo of ZIMAAgent7
    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 9:00 am
    But yeah, rickrolling (the link in lukas` post) is IMO the most annoying sound ever.
  68. Profile photo of Exquisitte
    Exquisitte Male 13-17
    128 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 9:10 am
    I love how the crap that comes with the product free is always better than the actual product.
  69. Profile photo of jagenigma
    jagenigma Male 18-29
    145 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 9:43 am
    eggs are low calorie
    but they have so much damned cholesterol.
    i can`t believe there is a food with enough cholesterol to put you out if you have heart disease.
  70. Profile photo of uncleduck
    uncleduck Male 18-29
    302 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 10:20 am
    Eating eggs does not elevate cholesterol or increase the risk of heart disease. In fact they are good for the heart and may even reduce cholesterol levels. Dietary cholesterol does not automatically equate to high cholesterol.

    However, scrambling and/or highly heating yolks can oxidize the cholesterol which would not be good for you, your heart and cholesterol. So soft boil, poach or eat them raw would be best.

  71. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 11:35 am
    Rick roll. Ugh.
    And those snuggie things look like something you would wear if you belonged to a cult. blech.
  72. Profile photo of Spartano3
    Spartano3 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    "Eggs-actly" FRIKIN HATE PUNS!
  73. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    April 25, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    Bacon thing would make the bacon tuff and unedible but hey just my thought. GOtta love the "heavy pot of water!" wow you can lug a heavy egg genie around instead! i guess its not really heavy, what maybe a kilo possible 700 grams, or even 701 grams if it could be that heavy, I dont know, but hey um random Rick Rolled?
  74. Profile photo of BoNe_Juggalo
    BoNe_Juggalo Male 13-17
    352 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    I miss Sham-Wow guy...
  75. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    @BoNe Juggalo
    Now he`s doing Slap-Chop.
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    chezgrindr Male 13-17
    17 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    Hahaha

    Oh, and the guy from Sham Wow, Vince, got arrested for assaulting a hooker. Yes, a hooker.
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/yea...

  77. Profile photo of screaminbean
    screaminbean Male 13-17
    363 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    no...

    This is the most annoying sound in the world.

  78. Profile photo of EvilCheeseXY
    EvilCheeseXY Female 18-29
    97 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 10:06 pm
    As lazy as my ass is...I need that Egg-Genie...drat the bacon wave. I po`. I can`t afford no bacon...
  79. Profile photo of FNbored
    FNbored Female 40-49
    28 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 12:46 am
    This is the most annoying sound
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L65niWwsO...
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 11:50 am
    the sound of a baby crying makes me wanna punch a baby...if only i could find a baby during one of those times...
  81. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    Lol, Lukas. I even KNEW it was a Rick Roll, and I still clicked it.

    Rick Rollin` myself FTW.

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    skipidydooda Male 13-17
    178 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    damn, i love hard boiled eggs, i am so hard for this you have no idea
  83. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    April 27, 2009 at 2:52 am
    NOTE: The following times do not apply until after the water reaches a rolling boil.

    soft boiled 4 minutes
    hard boiled 8 minutes

    extra bonus: for easier removal of egg shells place boiled eggs in ice water for approx 60 seconds after boiling.

    EFF YOU EGG GENIE!!!

    do people really mess up eggs like that? i`ve been boiling eggs forever and have never had a pot of eggs look like that lol

  84. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    April 27, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    Bacon thing would make the bacon tuff and unedible but hey just my thought. GOtta love the "heavy pot of water!" wow you can lug a heavy egg genie around instead! i guess its not really heavy, what maybe a kilo possible 700 grams, or even 701 grams if it could be that heavy, I dont know, but hey um random Rick Rolled?
  85. Profile photo of Esuld
    Esuld Male 13-17
    8 posts
    May 17, 2009 at 11:28 am
    HUNGRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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