The Egg Genie

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Weird

:52 is officially the most annoying sound in the world.
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Male 8
HUNGRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Male 25,416
Bacon thing would make the bacon tuff and unedible but hey just my thought. GOtta love the "heavy pot of water!" wow you can lug a heavy egg genie around instead! i guess its not really heavy, what maybe a kilo possible 700 grams, or even 701 grams if it could be that heavy, I dont know, but hey um random Rick Rolled?
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Female 447
NOTE: The following times do not apply until after the water reaches a rolling boil.

soft boiled 4 minutes
hard boiled 8 minutes

extra bonus: for easier removal of egg shells place boiled eggs in ice water for approx 60 seconds after boiling.

EFF YOU EGG GENIE!!!

do people really mess up eggs like that? i`ve been boiling eggs forever and have never had a pot of eggs look like that lol

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Male 178
damn, i love hard boiled eggs, i am so hard for this you have no idea
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Male 3,482
Lol, Lukas. I even KNEW it was a Rick Roll, and I still clicked it.

Rick Rollin` myself FTW.

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Male 3,915
the sound of a baby crying makes me wanna punch a baby...if only i could find a baby during one of those times...
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Female 28
This is the most annoying sound
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L65niWwsO...
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Female 97
As lazy as my ass is...I need that Egg-Genie...drat the bacon wave. I po`. I can`t afford no bacon...
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Male 363
Male 17
Hahaha

Oh, and the guy from Sham Wow, Vince, got arrested for assaulting a hooker. Yes, a hooker.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/yea...

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Female 2,120
@BoNe Juggalo
Now he`s doing Slap-Chop.
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Male 352
I miss Sham-Wow guy...
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Male 25,416
Bacon thing would make the bacon tuff and unedible but hey just my thought. GOtta love the "heavy pot of water!" wow you can lug a heavy egg genie around instead! i guess its not really heavy, what maybe a kilo possible 700 grams, or even 701 grams if it could be that heavy, I dont know, but hey um random Rick Rolled?
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Male 233
"Eggs-actly" FRIKIN HATE PUNS!
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Female 855
Rick roll. Ugh.
And those snuggie things look like something you would wear if you belonged to a cult. blech.
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Male 302
Eating eggs does not elevate cholesterol or increase the risk of heart disease. In fact they are good for the heart and may even reduce cholesterol levels. Dietary cholesterol does not automatically equate to high cholesterol.

However, scrambling and/or highly heating yolks can oxidize the cholesterol which would not be good for you, your heart and cholesterol. So soft boil, poach or eat them raw would be best.

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Male 145
eggs are low calorie
but they have so much damned cholesterol.
i can`t believe there is a food with enough cholesterol to put you out if you have heart disease.
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Male 128
I love how the crap that comes with the product free is always better than the actual product.
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Male 512
But yeah, rickrolling (the link in lukas` post) is IMO the most annoying sound ever.
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Male 512
*sigh* Dammit, lukas, you got me. TKD and I already have the Minigun SUV, and we might *accidentally* mistake you for another zombie :P
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Male 8
infomercials... I wonder if the guy talking gets more money every time he adds the word "egg" during the commercial...
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Male 109
is it sad that i want to get them?
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Male 43
Why is this special enough to be posted?
It`s still funny though, like all infomercials that make really easy things seem really hard.
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Male 586
combine it with BACONLUBE! ~nature`s lube~
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Male 395
?
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Male 211
i want the bacon thing... they had me at bacon!
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Male 45
WTF?!?!?!?
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Female 668
oh god the egg puns... help meeeee
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Female 331
Ow, that was a random sound.

it`s hilarious how they exaggerate the difficulty of menial, everyday task...

"Tired of carrying that HEAVY pot ALL THE WAY TO THE STOVE?" My wrist! My hand! I think they`re gonna fall off....mama, nooooooo!

That`s how you know you NEED it. :P

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Female 1,963
And it is hard to boil eggs, dammit! I mean so that they`re exactly the right hardness.
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Female 1,963
I want. But then again I always want everything in infomercials.
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Male 3,425
The dreaded drum beat which introduces Never Gonna Give You Up... I cannot bear it!
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Male 690
This is one of the two "inventions" that I have a problem with; the other being the Snuggie.

1. If you can`t boil an egg, you shouldn`t have any business with a stove.

2. The Snuggie is a ROBE!!!!!!! I heard that it`s backless so if that`s true...YOU PAID TOO MUCH FOR A BACKLESS ROBE!

3. The part in the commercial about the family at what looks like a school sports game wearing the Snuggie just backs up my argument. The damn thing is inconvenient outside because it`ll most likely drag on the ground or if you carry it, it`ll become a pain in the ass after a while

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Male 4,793
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lukas i will HUNT YOU!
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Male 1,718
Dont you dare rickroll me lukas. I want bacon!! =D
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Male 1,929
FAIL WIFE CAN`T BOIL EGGS

Seriously, who the hell can`t boil eggs? Tard.

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Male 340
STOP SAYING EGG-ZACTLY GOD F***ING DAMNIT SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE
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Male 3,425
So... Many... Egg puns. I think I`m gonna cry.
Besides, I always thought this was the most annoying sound in the world.
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Male 322
My aunt has that bacon thing, but I can`t imagine she was dumb enough to get it with this. XD

I feel bad for who invented this.

"I`m an inventor!" "What`d you invent?" "Well, you know how difficult it is to hardboil eggs, right?" "...What?"

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Male 303
I`ve heard worse...
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Male 1,540
Hahaha... I agree with dragonshadoz down below...
I was thinking the same thing as I was watching it.
Seriously... Your hard boiled eggs are still completely liquid? Did you make sure you actually put the pot over an open flame? And they were all smashed and stuff? I think they have more to worry about than properly cooking eggs. Not to mention all the other over exaggerations like "lug that HEAVY pot of water over." She looks like she`s suffering from sever protein difficiency. That`s just my two cents.
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Female 4,028
"Do your hard-boiled eggs look like this?!"
No. No, they don`t. Know why? Because it`s not f-cking rocket science to boil an egg.

It`s annoying when commercials make normal things seem like open-heart surgery. :-|

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Female 167
Shooped.
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Female 3,696
"Eggsactly?" I seriously hope this is a fake product.

Nope, these exist. My mom used to have one that was in the shape of a chicken and it clucked when it was done :D

..It ended up in the garage sale three years later.

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Female 1,269
" mock... YEAH
ing... YEAH
bird... YEAH
yeah... YEAH "

XD!

anyway, i have never had problems with boiling eggs...

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Male 24
WHY WOULD SHE WASTE ALL THAT DELICIOUS BACON GREASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Male 2,372
An egg cooker...

Seems like a good idea to me. Why was this posted?

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Female 528
hehe. Punny
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Male 229
"Eggsactly?" I seriously hope this is a fake product.
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Female 254
mock... YEAH
ing... YEAH
bird... YEAH
yeah... YEAH
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Female 1,944
I love all the egg puns.

they`re eggcelent!

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Male 17,511
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Male 788
Eggzelent!
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Male 820
ok... I need to get the sound at :52, then splice a cd player into the school`s sound system, play that sound to after the "only teens and younger can hear this sound" sound. and everyone would freak.

or I might just play the only teens sound for the day, no teachers would believe the students...

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Female 158
Love all the egg puns that are the exact opposite of subtle
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Male 10,440
That`s the most worthless crap I`ve seen today.
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Female 103
Ew. If my brain was to be probed by little green men, that`s the sound I`d expect to hear.
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Female 3
My ears are bleeding and I hate eggs forever now. THANKS A LOT.
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Female 115
Totally retarded.

"Don`t lug that heavy pan of water!" That was a SAUCEPAN for chrissake. Does she NEVER lift things EVER?

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Male 387
That was not egg-xactly an egg-xellent video
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Male 2,344
I cringed at the :52 mark...
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Female 20
how come they dont include a toaster and a juicer?? that`s not breakfast if you ask me!
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Female 35
i actually own one of those. :c

i didn`t buy it, but it`s FANTASTIC.

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Male 1,629
lmao! i was just watching this on tv i hate infomercials :( but ya fail if u cant boil an egg and your older then ten
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Female 26
omg... heartx3jess! ME TOO!

this was completely pathetic.

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Female 165
ummmmm the fat and grease IS the best part of the bacon... duh
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Male 4,393
This is SO not "Egg-xactly as you wanted!"
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Female 2,064
"Do your boiled eggs look like THIS?"

...No. No, they don`t.

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Female 1,682
holy poo, that noise was terrible. thanks for the warning no wonder -.- also, this is so useless, its not THAT hard to boil eggs lmfao. XD
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Female 1,578
the only reason i watched was to hear the annoying sound.
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Male 9,305
Are you completely inept in the kitchen?
Tired of those crappy microwave breakfasts that hardly shave off the pounds?
Do you enjoy lame-ass egg puns?

THEN GET A FREAKING COOKBOOK NOOB AND START GRINDING THAT COOKING SKILL!

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Male 199
"Egg-xactly as you wanted!"

:D

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Female 254
*twitch* thanks for the warning about the sound...
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Male 13,630
Well lets face it, if if you cant boil an egg right, Its time to give up on life
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Male 4,290
ultimakewl: try to eat whipped cream. Soft, right? Now try to eat a steel girder.
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Male 4,290
Are you such a crap cook that you can`t even manage to boil an egg properly? Then you need...
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Male 833
0:48
i didnt know it was possible for something to taste hard
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Male 2,506
1.Poke a whole into the number 0
2.Place egg into hole.
3.Reach in and grab.
4.Eat with the remaining hand :)
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Female 913
Ugghhh.. sounds worse than my alarm clock!
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Male 510
I don`t mind the sound actually. It would make me feel like I was in a submarine or something...you know, doing something more important than making hard-boiled eggs in a retarded fashion.
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Male 1,452
AAAAH the sound KILL IT,
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Male 1,164
im so glad im allergic to egg so i dont have 2 waste my money on that... bacon wave however.. im intrigued
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Male 2,125
No kiddin about the sound >.<
Also, another thing you could do is...learn to cook...cheap and effective =D
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Female 15,763
Is it seriously that hard to boil an egg?

Dude.

1. Boil water.
2. Put in egg (possibly vinegar).
3. Wait 15-20 minutes.
4. Enjoy egg.

NOT DIFFICULT.

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Male 20,909
Link: The Egg Genie [Rate Link] - :52 is officially the most annoying sound in the world.
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