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Date: 04/08/09 12:28 PM

34 Responses to The Douchebag Anthem

  1. Profile photo of 1CrazyURL
    1CrazyURL Male 30-39
    264 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    Link: The Douchebag Anthem - This song goes out to all the douchebags out there with their trucker caps, Bluetooths and shaved chests.
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    theRam Male 13-17
    166 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    lolz
  3. Profile photo of BlueOrchid
    BlueOrchid Female 18-29
    158 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    I`m not really sure what to think of that...
  4. Profile photo of ManilaRose
    ManilaRose Female 18-29
    192 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    OH MY GOSH AMEN ON THE SUNGLASSES LINE.

    If you wear sunglasses inside, then I`m sorry, I don`t care who the hell you are, you are a douchebag. And popped collars are douchebaggy as well. :-(

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    brAysian Male 13-17
    4 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    What word did he say he used?
  6. Profile photo of Hermanoid
    Hermanoid Male 30-39
    43 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    "Libation."
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    healingcloud Male 13-17
    97 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    wow if all this is true than im the ultmet duche bag
  8. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    healingcloud, my condolences.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    lol...use my money to flirt...(bam in the face!)
  10. Profile photo of tenkfists
    tenkfists Male 13-17
    6 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    lol so true, why ginger ale though?!?!?!?!?
  11. Profile photo of BlooPikachu
    BlooPikachu Female 18-29
    346 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    "Spencer Pratt" XD
  12. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    LMFAO!

    But - Dane Cook and Ginger Ale??? WHHHHHHHHYYYY?????

    And healingcloud. . . it must be crazy to have a song dedicated to you.

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    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    Healingcloud, your unawareness of your own douchebaggery makes it all the more likely. Allow me to join Robert_D in offering my deepest apologies.
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    FixTheYellow Female 18-29
    192 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    HAHAHAHA!!!
    I know SO many guys that most of this rings true for... not personally, of course.
    But I`m forced to school with them. Ohman.
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    flyingpie Male 13-17
    470 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    websters definition of Douchebag
    Douchebag-a bag of Douches
  16. Profile photo of imogenheep
    imogenheep Male 18-29
    150 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    gotta love bros
  17. Profile photo of asjomaha
    asjomaha Female 30-39
    153 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    funny but it went on too long
  18. Profile photo of vscythian
    vscythian Male 18-29
    31 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    Its like being a douchebag is being linked to being in the upper class...
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    themadcap Male 18-29
    97 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    Wow. A video about douchebags made by a bunch of douchebags. Paradoxical.
  20. Profile photo of Fritolicious
    Fritolicious Male 18-29
    199 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    I have an iPhone and an SUV...

    :(

    I`m a douche apparently.

  21. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1051 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 9:21 pm
    I can`t imagine memorizing this song...
    Without feeling like a douche.
  22. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    April 8, 2009 at 9:49 pm
    Criss Angel approves.

  23. Profile photo of iambluebeard
    iambluebeard Male 30-39
    338 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 12:48 am
    so wtf is wrong w/ a trucker hat? I wear one cause ima trucker...
  24. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 4:38 am
    Epic =]
    Trouble is Imma be singing it all day now, and I will get wierd looks. But idc, cause Im a-
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    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 6:52 pm
    haha nice this song says nothing that applies to me. except well i did wear my bluetooth for like a day when i first got it.
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    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    April 9, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    That was great..
    Truckers are allowed to wear trucker hats and not be douchey bluebeard lol
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    FireEmerald Male 13-17
    174 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 12:22 am
    What`s with the weed references? None of my stoner buddies are anything like that.
  28. Profile photo of Faith13HF
    Faith13HF Male 13-17
    75 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 7:27 am
    That was retarded ._.
  29. Profile photo of t0zzic
    t0zzic Male 18-29
    44 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 9:29 am
    wow this sucked and was terrible... THE CHORUS!! AAHHH TURN IT OFF!
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 9:37 am
    The guy "singing" it was right. He IS a douchebag. That was stupid.
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 11:28 am
    It should be legal to hunt douchebags.

    No limit of course.

  32. Profile photo of Kryptonite
    Kryptonite Male 18-29
    89 posts
    April 10, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    i thought it was pretty funny..
  33. Profile photo of redink55
    redink55 Female 18-29
    38 posts
    April 14, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    so true... so true
  34. Profile photo of rcaroline223
    rcaroline223 Female 18-29
    26 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 7:59 am
    I know so many guys like this. Reminds me of that Katy Perry song..

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