The Douchebag Anthem

Submitted by: 1CrazyURL 8 years ago in Funny

This song goes out to all the douchebags out there with their trucker caps, Bluetooths and shaved chests.
There are 34 comments:
Female 26
I know so many guys like this. Reminds me of that Katy Perry song..
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Female 38
so true... so true
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Male 89
i thought it was pretty funny..
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Male 3,058
It should be legal to hunt douchebags.

No limit of course.

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Male 11,739
The guy "singing" it was right. He IS a douchebag. That was stupid.
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Male 44
wow this sucked and was terrible... THE CHORUS!! AAHHH TURN IT OFF!
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Male 75
That was retarded ._.
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Male 174
What`s with the weed references? None of my stoner buddies are anything like that.
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Female 1,604
That was great..
Truckers are allowed to wear trucker hats and not be douchey bluebeard lol
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Male 2,591
haha nice this song says nothing that applies to me. except well i did wear my bluetooth for like a day when i first got it.
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Female 1,653
Epic =]
Trouble is Imma be singing it all day now, and I will get wierd looks. But idc, cause Im a-
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Male 337
so wtf is wrong w/ a trucker hat? I wear one cause ima trucker...
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Male 2,582
Criss Angel approves.

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Male 1,051
I can`t imagine memorizing this song...
Without feeling like a douche.
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Male 199
I have an iPhone and an SUV...

:(

I`m a douche apparently.

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Male 97
Wow. A video about douchebags made by a bunch of douchebags. Paradoxical.
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Male 31
Its like being a douchebag is being linked to being in the upper class...
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Female 153
funny but it went on too long
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Male 150
gotta love bros
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Male 468
websters definition of Douchebag
Douchebag-a bag of Douches
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Female 192
HAHAHAHA!!!
I know SO many guys that most of this rings true for... not personally, of course.
But I`m forced to school with them. Ohman.
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Male 505
Healingcloud, your unawareness of your own douchebaggery makes it all the more likely. Allow me to join Robert_D in offering my deepest apologies.
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Female 1,436
LMFAO!

But - Dane Cook and Ginger Ale??? WHHHHHHHHYYYY?????

And healingcloud. . . it must be crazy to have a song dedicated to you.

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Female 346
"Spencer Pratt" XD
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Male 6
lol so true, why ginger ale though?!?!?!?!?
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Male 3,915
lol...use my money to flirt...(bam in the face!)
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Male 588
healingcloud, my condolences.
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Male 97
wow if all this is true than im the ultmet duche bag
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Male 43
"Libation."
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Male 4
What word did he say he used?
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Female 192
OH MY GOSH AMEN ON THE SUNGLASSES LINE.

If you wear sunglasses inside, then I`m sorry, I don`t care who the hell you are, you are a douchebag. And popped collars are douchebaggy as well. :-(

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Female 158
I`m not really sure what to think of that...
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Male 166
lolz
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Male 264
Link: The Douchebag Anthem [Rate Link] - This song goes out to all the douchebags out there with their trucker caps, Bluetooths and shaved chests.
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