The Chariot

Submitted by: Negative_One 7 years ago Tech

This new "wearable" transportation device will revolutionize the world... until you have to go to the bathroom in it.
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Male 1,442
It looks like he is half hover... also how long does the charge acculy last?
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Male 1,311
Hmmm... and I thought it hurt when the bitch in the motorized scooter ran over my foot.

That monstrosity would have ran it over, chewed it up, swallowed it, and then reconstruct a new one for the gimp inside the unit. Then I`d be like... "Hey you fat gimp bitch, you ate my god damn foot!

.... wait, wtf am I talking about again?

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Male 161
There is a control thing in the side if you watch closely he reaches for it very secretly. And What if you hit a bump and faceplanted? Sucks for you.
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Female 1,062
To those of you saying it`s wasteful or for lazy people, if you actually watch the video, it is meant as an alternative to wheelchairs. You know, FOR DISABLED PEOPLE WHO CAN`T WALK. Not for fat lazy people with too much money,
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Male 1,002
"We would get so fat using this..."

If these ever catch on, you can bet they`ll eventually make a bowl shaped one so you can just schlep your entire load of blubber into it and whisk away, leaving two parallel grooves in the ground behind you from the weight.

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Male 1,002
For the people who thought Segways didn`t make them look like big enough jackholes.

Also, am I the only one who was reminded of Rosie from the Jetsons?

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Male 2,034
So... you`re essentially strapped into a segway? It clearly requires lower body control, how is this going to help people in wheelchairs?
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Male 338
um... how is he controlling it... or is there a guy with a little remote control off to the side.
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Male 2,076
wasteful. really really wasteful. i really hope that someone can come up with an easy, cheap alternative energy source ..because at the rate we`re going with crap like this coming out...we`re screwed.
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Male 2,172
And now for the million dollar question... Is he steering this thing with his dick?
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Female 2,927
i imedatly thought of wallace and gromit "the wrong trouser`s"
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Male 510
For the handicapped who secretly want to become Daleks?
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Male 2,344
Seguay for the even lazier? People who can`t even hang onto the handlebars?
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Male 4,290
"Really? Can we not walk anymore?"

Well it`s designed to replace the wheelchair... so yeah, it`s for people who can`t walk anymore.

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Male 89
its a segway with a body cat up to your hips
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Male 30
We would get so fat using this...
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Male 2,582
"hehehe I would get those, then make a chest piece, wear my gasmask, and look completely insane"
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LOL, best comment yet!
I thought I requested this submission to be in the "funny" catagory!
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Male 629
Never fear being bitten by dogs again.
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Male 105
Lets see people getting up after falling over in that thing
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Female 15,763
I suppose something like this could be used for the wheelchair bound...

But that`s stretching it.

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Male 149
what if you have to go up the stairs or bend down to pick something up o.O O.o
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Male 63
How was this not invented by Americans?
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Female 4,028
Really? Can we not walk anymore?
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Male 138
It makes him look like Rosie from the Jetsons...
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Male 97
great! oh wait i need to pick that thing up off the ground... hmmm how to do this...
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Female 2,120
Yeah, but walking doesn`t make you look like a complete tool.
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Male 307
pfft...if it doesn`t play Karma Chameleon it isn`t great.
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Female 1,112
What`s this? A building entirely made of stair cases? Blast you heart enthusiasts!
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Male 203
HAha, you try to bend over to pick up your pen, the machine accelerates, and your rams into the wall. now your paralyzed from the shoulders down.

AXIAL LOADING!

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Male 914
would definitely be great for paralyzed and handicapped people...but i have to agree, it looks too much like a vacuum cleaner...reminds me of the robots in the jetsons cartoons...
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Male 115
HOLY SHI- it`s vacuum man!!!
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Male 301
i need one of thoses so i can walk to the car...
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Male 1,357
Oh no i dropped my pen.... how do i pick it up? lmao FAIL
And he looks like a fag
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Male 2,125
Segway`s brother "fagway"

Honestly. Could you be anymore lazier? WTF? Get your ass up and start walking. It`s not that f*cking hard. It might even save your life.

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Male 286
for paralized people it may be nice for them to be "standing" with everyone else but like other people said even if they droped something they wouldnt be able to get it unless he had a little grasper thing built into the side for them.

But getting in and out would be a pain for them but that is already the case for them

As for getting up and down stairs in a fire....wheelchairs are not that good at that as it is lol.

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Male 168
So... Is he steering that with his junk?
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Female 1,306
"i just got an awesome idea, ready? ok...use them to joust!"

segway jousting. very fun.

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Male 689
oh, i didnt hear the bit about dsiabled people.

still though, i`d prefer a wheelchair

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Male 689
so.. walking, but lazier?
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Male 438
i just got an awesome idea, ready? ok...use them to joust!
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Male 15,510
He would look cool if he wear a long coat
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Male 10,440
Meh. I can`t think of anything to say. Its OK.
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Male 1,929
Absolutely epic for people who are paralysed.

Crap idea for everyday use. Can`t lean over, can`t use stairs, and it`s probably slower than walking in the actualy office space.

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Male 2,855
you can prolly do anything you could do in a restroom inside that thing and no one would notice
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Male 864
I love the fake small talk. They`re horrible actors. I`d almost rather be in a wheelchair.
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Female 44
It`s a good idea but with all new inventions there are some flaws, as it has alread been mentioned here in the comments, there are certain situations which sitting is necessary, and tho ppl with disabilities do have a good good excuss as to why they would be usuing it, but i also agree that you need something to do with your hands in this thing lol. I would have been much more happy if he actually explained how the damn thing works, how is he actually moving it and controlling the speed, and turns
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Male 845
id laugh if he fell over or if he dropped his keys on the floor - "arrrgh..can`t.....reach!"
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Male 1
Isn`t that the same as a segway except less convenient?
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Male 788
What if there was a fire and he was on the top floor and got stuck in that thing?
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Female 399
Well, I don`t see that many benefits from this. Sure, it raises your level somewhat, but if you need to sit at a desk, or in a meeting, then what? Also, using stairs would be a major problem, as would bending to pick something off the floor if you drop it, and frankly at least a wheelchair gives you something to do with your arms - this guy spent a large proportion of that video looking like a camp android.

If someone has very restricted mobility in their lower body, how would they even get in and out of this thing?

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Male 3,431
LOL @ doddze.
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Female 212
I`m horrified. It`s bad enough that so many people are confined to desks for their entire work day, but now they don`t even want to walk to get there. *Sigh* No wonder obesity is becoming such a problem...
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Male 14
hehehe I would get those, then make a chest piece, wear my gasmask, and look completely insane
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Male 11
haha he looks like a giant hoover wonder if he will come round and give my house the once over.
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Female 528
So is the capslock key
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Female 528
Tidbit: I believe they explained the thing is meant for disabled people. Ears, useful sometimes
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Female 268
....
WHATS SO BAD ABOUT WALKING?!
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Male 4,594
Whoop-Dee-Frickin` Doo. A modified Segway... YAWN.
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Male 231
theres a midget in there giving him a bj
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Male 1,629
so basically he took a segway and put a plastic shell around it and the operators body?
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Male 2,582
Link: The Chariot [Rate Link] - This new `wearable` transportation device will revolutionize the world... until you have to go to the bathroom in it.
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